Whose Line: IRS Hoedown

[Metalchick721]

ok what did ryan's hoedown have to do with the irs?

[ninjajesus81]

@Metalchick721 It sounded like he basically said he couldn't think of anything to sing about the IRS, and then explained that the reason for that is because he has a hard time with hoedowns.

[Nomis095]

WHAT OTHER SHOW IS RYAN ON???

[fall92baby]

@Nomis095 the Drew Carey Show.

[captaintyinknotts]

Colin's hair is brown omg so old.

[henryisthere]

God I'm so glad wayne came on the show

[Stormcat1]

Ayn Rand said that taxes really blow

so we started up a tax-free state in the great below

an underwater city seems really sweet

But then there all those splicers loitering in the street

[shittyfagg]

Greg, however bad this hoedown was, you couldn't be more right

[zsbenzc280]

God I wish they didnt use Greg he sucks

[PykohYT]

@zsbenzc280 WHAT did you just say?

[12Medbe]

@zsbenzc280 O__O

[armenianesh818]

/watch?v=m2KoSiF4Naw @ 7:33

Ryan's original Hoedown:

I don't file my taxes every single year

I guess it's the IRS I really really fear

I guess that's bad of me, doesn't show a lot of class

But every time I do, they seem to fuck me up the ass!

[jdogie12]

HOLY CRAP!!!!!!!!!! drew is in the desk for hoedown

[freakyandsqueaky]

ROFL at wiggly greg

[freakyandsqueaky]

thumbs for laura hall!

[17kensethrules]

I hate the government especially the IRS

with all the money I owe them I really am a mess

I want to chop off their heads with a bunch of axes

I wish I was Obama cause he doesnt have to pay taxes

[dfauble24]

anyone else think Denny is hot?

[malpuro]

@dfauble24 u must be crazy?

[mranton10001]

wow denny is good

(number 200 comment)

[ThePotus2032]

I have a big problem, it truly ain't that funny

I owe them ol tax guys a s**t load of money

When that taxman callin, I really wanna bite er

But I ain't payin my taxes cuz my name is Timmy Geithner!!

[rrrsegmentat7]

I have to pay my taxes each and every year

The IRS takes my money and that I really fear

I wonder what they do with all the money that they steal

I think they take it to a strip club just so they can cop a feel

[MIZTERAWSOME2011]

Those damn bill called again today

I tell them all to go the hell away

They don't even do any barley legal

Did I mention they're a bunch of damn illegals

[byebyebirdy100]

My dad hates to pay his taxes,

it makes really angry and he breaks his glasses

When we met an agent, he said tax my ass

The scary thing was they got it to pass!

[Devilishbritt]

The IRS can be such a friggin' pain,

All they do is piss and moan until someone pays,

I can't help but hate their guts,

Because just yesterday I kicked that agent in his nuts.

[gaamaru95]

The IRS is greedy, all the want is cash.

They piss me off so damn much, they leave me with a rash.

The next time one comes over, I'll give a little toss.

I opened up the door and accidently punched my boss.

[rdsxluvrynkyhatr]

I really ha-ate the IRS

I hate how much they can be a pest

I can't believe how they charge on my tax,

All I have to say is "HEY KISS MY ASS!"

[riters654852]

@rdsxluvrynkyhatr you laughed then ate them?



[YeLlPr]

Ryan's great, but I wish that just once he'd do a hoedown on the right subject.

[baronessdouglass]

Love Denny!!

[wolfpac1able]

the irs have stalked my family for years

bringing my parents to come to tears

they want their money i'll give them the max

i'll pedigree their ass onto a bed of tacks

[andropovg]

I love how if Ryan doesn't have anything, he just complains about hoedowns.

[misanthrodee]

ryans hoedown kicked ass HAHA

[longliveoakenfold87]

The IRS is watching, every single year

When you fill your taxes, getting them in gear

But I when I turn it in, I tremble just a bit

Because come 2 weeks later, I find a big audit

[DrewMongo]

Thumbs up if you sang Ryan's other IRS verse over this one

[XavyWin7]

4 people didn't pay their taxes and got audited

[YeLlPr]

@killerhunter2008 Well nobody gives a shit that you don't give a shit.

[Eird]

If you don't pay the IRS the consequences are quite heinous,

they'll throw you in prison to get sexed right up the anus,

the worst part about it is the fact that all in all,

paying income tax is unconstitutional!

:D

[Statalyzer]

Denny's was pretty awesome.

[LaurenTalleyfan]

@Statalyzer I couldn't agree more!!

[PinkPsycho92]

@Statalyzer I agree :)

[Leishmaniasisably]

Killerhunter hates comments on videos- they blow his top

Since they annoy you, we've decided to stop

No longer will we post our very own four-line stanza

At least on "Whose line?" vids- just wait for Improv-a-Ganza

[bagam87]

People that don't like fan hoedowns are just pissed because they know their hoedowns would suck.

[Statalyzer]

@bagam87 Just like the ones they get pissed about.

[Kyler2013]

Killerhunter I hate you, you're like a bad itch.

Why do have to be such a huge bitch?

You probably think Justin Bieber is rock

Well if you like him so much then go suck a cock.

[killerhunter2008]

I wrote my own hoedown to post on this video,

You can find it if you look in the comments below,

I am so talented and so proud of it,

The only problem is that NOBODY GIVES A SHIT.

(take the hint)

[tracemaster100]

what does the irs do with the trillions they get every week anyway?

[derek9103]

4 people work for the IRS

[clemsonman28]

Lol to dillpickle1022

[braceface369369]

WHOSE LINE BACK ON AIR! ABC FAMILY MIDNIGHT!!!!

[jmenze1]

@braceface369369 its not back on the air its just re-runs

[braceface369369]

@jmenze1 well, they canceled the reruns a while ago, and they put them back on, either way, its awesome!

[Dguy333]

She is such a beast!!!! Hahaha

[TomtheUSATiger]

Wayne didn't appear in every season 1 episode. Wish he did.

[minted54321]

@TheSupaYoshi wayne isnt a full member of the cast till season 2 he just does quest spots in the first season

[dillpickle1022]

My dad works for the IRS, I hate that fact a lot

I thought just because he's my dad, that I would not get caught

But he came to my house, audited me hard too

I guess that's what I get for being the son of a jew

[whereswaldozz]

@dillpickle1022

You're fucking amazing.

[DragonMoth34]

@whereswaldozz omg lol i thought that was a story until i saw your comment

[RyanStilesfan7]

i like both versions of this hoedown Ryan is my favorite from Whose Line Go Ryan

[MultiRedding]

this was one of denny's classic verses on the show

[43fastcars]

i hate paying taxes it really makes me kind sad

while im in h&r i get really mad

when my money goes i say what the heck

i hate the thought my money goes to obamas paycheck

[southparkfan1999]

its april 15th and im running in fear

cause i havent paid my taxs for the past 10 year

the irs knock down my door and i said whats that for

because the guy your looking lives right next door

[rll81]

danny is good looking and very sexy..

[MultiRedding]

denny is one of the few funny girls on this show

[BionicleKid97]

Who thinks Greg looks like WHATTHEBUCK?

[PykohYT]

@BionicleKid97 You're right...

[1990Freddiemercury]

what other show is he on?

[Master100Mind]

@1990Freddiemercury if im not mistaking the drew carey show

[riddledwADD]

yike! denny sounds a lot like lois from family guy

[hawii4fun]

Audit This!!

[IamNixon]

I'm not sure about auditing but there is something I'd like to do to Denny.

[ralphiemayphan]

I really hate the IRS they are not my friend

When they tax me money it brings me to an end

They screw me out of all my cash

So I went to their office and kicked them in the ash

[ZakkandtheJ]

colins was funny for me cuz im canadian

[nuckingfutz198]

NO WAYNE?!?!?!?!?!?!!?

[SourExplosion]

@nuckingfutz198

He wasn't a regular until Season 2.

[virtualmachine07]

Ryan's verse in the bloopers is funnier.

I don't pay my taxes every single year

I guess it's the IRS I really really fear

I guess that's bad of me to show alot of class

But everytime I do they seem to f*ck up the ass.

[Crimedog3333]

I work for the IRS, which most people fear.

And we are now approaching my favorite time of year.

I love our countries government, I give them lots of praise.

Because every April 15th, I get a great big raise.

[crappy4478]

i got an audit yesterday, man it wasn't funny,

the man from the i.r.s. said i owed him money,

i'll have sell my house and sell off my stock,

this is the last time i use h & r block.

[SimuLord]

I'm going to college, it is a knowledge fountain

I am studying to be a pro accountant

Accounting as a major truly is the best

Because they teach you how to fuck the IRS

[JoshWhitaker87]

I don't file my taxes every single year

I guess it's the IRS i really really fear

I know it's not good of me, doesn't show alot of class

But every time i do they fuck me up the ass.

[pcf180]

Every year I have to do something I hate.

Sooner or later this will make me late.

Giving to the IRS giving all my cash,

Otherwise on my backside I'll get a giant lash.

[RandomGamer253]

I really hate the IRS

They suck money up real dry

When they ask for more money

I ask them back, "Why?"

They claim it's for America

But I know the reality

When Bush was elected president

He said, "Donate to Plain White Tees!"

[nintendodailyvideos]

Taxes are something we all must pay,

To the IRS who throws it all away,

Then like shampoo water, rinse repeat,

Every year I go down in defeat

[rrrsegmentat7]

I have to pay my taxes i pay them every year

the IRS expects it and i think its really queer

But then i found out where all the money goes

Obama sends it away for his prostitutes and hoes

[KatherineXIX]

Greg's verse sounded like a Drew verse.

[twilightfan4eva313]

greg dancin at the start! lol

[amvhellLover]

Love colins:

I live in canada, there is no IRS

I still have to pay taxes but im not that distressed

I owe 80 thousand but please understand

Im not that worried cause that's 5 bucks american

[CountryHotStuff]

@amvhellLover i believe it's 18 thousand

[andu1337]

Denny was pretty good this time

[edr7jdgh]

wats audit mean? wow she can sing!

[ScubaX29]

It pretty much means you have to show proof of purchase of a certain item, I think.

[edr7jdgh]

ahhh, ok, thx

[Twigs0wot]

For a second I thought the guy in the audience had said IRA. I thought, isn't that a bit controversial?

[edr7jdgh]

wats IRA? i prbly shud know what it is, it rings a bell but wats it stand for? and why is it controversial?

[Twigs0wot]

It's the Irish Republican Army, a terrorist group that was responsible for a lot of bombings in Northern Ireland during the troubles.

[wrath230000]

the Irish Republican Army . . . its a group of terrorists

[XlightassassenX]

It'd be kinda funny though maybe

[guzan92]

the original IRS Hoedown that Ryan did was

"I don't file my taxes every single year

I guess it's the IRS I really really fear

I guess that's bad of me it doesn't show a lot of class

But every time I do they seem to Fuck Me up the Ass"

[ZephyrFiction]

Nobody,

Nobody is funnier when they're pissed off than Ryan Styles

[dannyW900]

@guzan92

so i'm guessing they never showed that on TV?

[uiopytrre]

@guzan92 YES THAT WAS FROM THE BLOOPERS :)

[nowhammies10]

@guzan92 Fuck me up the aaaaaaaaaass!!

[Zellboy101]

@nowhammies10 No thanks. I don't swing that way dude

[nowhammies10]

@Zellboy101 XD no, I'm just doing the coda of the Hoedown.

[Zellboy101]

@nowhammies10 I know i was just playin too =P

[Hot293wildcat]

@guzan92

How people remember these lines I will never know. As the show says: Whose Line Is It Anyway?

[newgarda]

Laura hall FTW

[jimmynoobtron22]

at the time he was on "the drew carey show"

[CellPhoneVideo]

he does a lot of guest spots on two and a half men

[edr7jdgh]

iv only seen him on 1

[TubbyT789]

whats the name of the movie ryan did with charlie sheen and it was like a platoon spoof?

[ManiacMarauder01]

Hot Shots: Part Deux

[ranma150]

whe drew carey show

[kevmicester200076]

He was a regular on The Drew Carrey Show

[obytay]

malcome in the middle he is the father

[kevmicester200076]

no hes not

[ranma150]

DUMBASS!!!!

[CellPhoneVideo]

no he's not

[manutdfan71398]

in season 1 wayne wasnt there full time in from season 2 on he was always there in season 1 they always had replacements for wayne

[jamesspencerjackson]

where's wayne???

[PIRATESOFTHEC3]

They have lots of fill-ins, just in case one person isn't there...or two, whichever amount.

[filth0013]

i love how during hoedowns ryan sings about hoedowns.

[Muggleman12]

GO DENNY!!!!!!!! lol!

[andyblackforscotland]

Ryan must be well pissed off his other verse was Pure Gold!!!

[DDoubleKK]

Denny is the best girl. XD

[Blazieth]

Denny's hoedowns are frequently awesome.

[1989dolphingurl]

I love the part where whats her name goes i showed up naked and said audit this.

[wifibrawler3501]

audit this!!!

[TheDiamondGirl12]

Audit this! lol

[AsherSax]

I love how sometimes Ryan doesn't talk about the topic given and instead he complains about doing hoedowns. Also, when Drew was doing that corny bit at the beginning, "It's time for the hoedown!", no one in the audience laughed. lol Priceless. But respect to Drew cause he likes soccer. lol

[Muggleman12]

omg realy! cool

[keinve2]

You know how we could win every war we get into? Send out the IRS. Too bad its outlawed by the Geneva convention.

[Googleequalsshit]

you could tell ryan was pissed. lol. his other version of that one was priceless

[ISZombie]

Bloopers = the best

[xoxocatixoxo]

hey, i watch more stuff and seriously "iron man" dont judge

[xoxocatixoxo]

haha thats a guy from true jackson vp

[ironmandan2]

wow really thats how u kno him as ?!?! hahah

[Angemon4]

ya greg props

[techspurt]

hate to tell u guys but for the most part its a game show but its actually just a show where people do the greatest thing in the world and have fun

[1337x04]

not to be vulgar...

but HELL YEAH!

i loved this show...too bad its no on air anymore =(

[ISZombie]

Damn Friends... They were competing

[shadowsa2b]

i just remembered that from time to time on the show they would make jokes about getting drew carry a third show. since he already had the drew carry show and hosts whos line is it anyway. well guess what? now he hosts the price is right =P

[UltimateKingSonic]

Just last year the IRS showed up in their big van,

Then they took all my money, called it part of a plan,

It really makes so sense to me, why I should pay,

To see our soldiers in Iraq end up getting blown away!

[DHWDeadlyDemon]

It's good but doesn't feel very gameshow like, know what I'm sayin'?

[tln94]

it isn't really a game show

[DHWDeadlyDemon]

True, but You catch My drift.

[tln94]

Sort of yes!

[Ohnoezhumenz]

No I dun kno wha you a sayin' brooo''''

Christ.

[DHWDeadlyDemon]

Excuse me? It's a figure of speech, My friend.

[erik5623]

dude, whats your problem, that is not funny at all. you have a really fucked up sence of humor if you think thats funny. our soldiers getting blown up is not something to joke about ok! so stop making fucked up "jokes"

[UltimateKingSonic]

It isn't exactly a joke, jackass. America puts Trillions of dollars into it's military, both directly (soldiers, weapons, etc) and indirectly (research of weapons, training, etc) and essentially the world's economy revolves around war. If the world put down it's guns and declared world peace tomarrow, what would happen? Chaos, anarchy, global panic on the market. You think my "joke" is fucked up, take a good long look at our world. We make a living killing other people. How fucked up is that?

[CaseHa]

i hate the irs..boy i hate them so

every year they seem to come and take all my dough

but this year will be different just you wait and see

im gonna steal all the money from drew carey

[NotTheRealSlimShady]

right, wayne didn't become a regular until season 2

[DolphinC]

favorite hoedown ever XDDD

[jkrem23]

no wayne again damn it lol

[dstebbin]

I wonder, doesn't Colin have to pay taxes to the IRS, since he's making money in the United States, or is he paying exclusively in Canada to avoid double taxation?

[tragicdeceit]

Denny is killer

[icemanwasbanned]

shes hawt

[furpaproductions]

i dont file my taxes, every single year

i guess it is the irs, i really really fear

i guess that it is bad of me to show a lot of class

but every time i do they seem to fu*k me up tha ass!

i love this show

[still2weirdfoU]

Where has all my money gone

i think it ran away

i have no currency

i have no pay

where it all has gone to

i only have one guess

i think it all got taken by the f-ing IRS!

HAHAHAHA

[sandman847]

good one by denny

[sudhakarbe]

i couldnt pay tax ,becoz i was really broke,

not a penny ,even to buy a little coke,

IRS got pissed ,so they sent senior officer MAX,

I shut him up for good ,giving butt wax

[ranma150]

omg i love denny

[skitskits22]

was this before wayne

[ThexyThexyThamm]

Yes, Wayne only became a regular at the start of Season 2. Before that, he did however appear as a guest.

[27reden]

i never pay taxes, with a job like mine

every time i think about it, i start to lose my mind

the IRS can stalk me, up their ass I'll shove my boot

that's because i am a self employed prostitute.

(not really)

i LOVE this show!

[still2weirdfoU]

That was awesome

[sanders22158]

i hate giving money

to the IRS

because it always

caused me lots of stress.

so i stopped paying taxes

and i feel heaven sent

and then i found a job

in Obama's cabinet

[DJWidget]

Crap...I was gonna use that joke! lol

[sanders22158]

sorry man

[loschain]

haha look at the guy in the back of drew. the 70s is over man lol

[dstebbin]

Does 18,000 Canadian dollars really come out to $5 American?