Diary of a bad man 9

[03hazz]

01:49 in my car when the music starts playing my dad will try to sing but it will be out of tune

[onepieceliker123]

man i was laughing do much

[TheMBaksh04]

13:07 EPIC CRINGE!! Those with an education will see why.

[TheZeeray]

3:42 was the best part!

[FiringOnAllCylinders]

nah forreal is his dad george khan from east is east

[cutiecupcake111]

hahahahahhahaahhah i love these videos ur a legend mate

[khalsawarriorcreed]

see how the gora is in a army jacket -.- , thts not meant to be meaningful at all ! -.-

[skittleflava]

Did anybody notice what they wrote when tweeting Amitabh Bachan O.o <3

[elenajabbar]

Agent Kaalia is HOT!! <3

[elenajabbar]

I laughed my ass off !! :P

[demiandrio]

this video is sick

[aowiny11]

HEY YOU COME HERE I SAID COME HERE

[ElasticyBand]

lol

[AsianNinja44]

Guess if I'm white or black!

[ilovesquisies1]

@AsianNinja44 if ur an asian ninja ur white >>>>no racist

[HashTagAmazeBalls]

HAHA,makes me creaseeeeee. Love them humza, u legnd.

[karatebuff]

Bruv are you a gandu??

[2pacMakaveli777]

LETS SEE HOW MANY PAKIS WE CAN GET IN CAR! HMM!

[03hazz]

@2pacMakaveli777

about 6

[spunkymonkey53]

lol i have them same green chairs & im asian hahah

[KillaPhatRat]

watched this everyday of the week, for about a month now :L IM HOOKED!

[cynder717]

Hahahha tip top blud hhahaha NANDOS BRUV LOVE YOU HUMZA IM SINGEL

[irfanm25]

good clip in a long time...best one since his first 4 clips..

[MissStarz99]

Love his video's lol xxx

Love the drowning bit!!!

[m1rpur1ku4ri]

"bro, you know what this means, YOU WENT NANDOS WITHOUT ME!"

[punkdprankd]

check out a prank on my channel totally worth it!

[katreenakaur2000]

i swear blad i luv ur videos there bear funny i cant wait for the next season its gonna be so cool by the way u r so funny i can watch number 9 for 1,000,000 years thats how sick it is and like its bear funny also like i can watch the drowning scene for like forvever as well anyway ppl plz suscribe to his videos there beeeeeaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrr siiiicccckkkk

[BJ64Th3M0v13f4n]

I can watch the drowning scene for TWENTY YEARS!

[ViPerProductions786]

This is so funny. 'wait i swear he ows u five pound' lol.

[HareemEjaz]

13:56 @SrBachchan come and give me some thunder u tiger...give me a roar you husky diva and let me hear you meow with your tonsils

[shemseb]

hey u go and suck my bum............... lol

[shemseb]

the sky is blue

and the tutti is brown

[shemseb]

watt is the name of that indian song

[100lazykid]

Looool it's like a reinactment of Shepard mw2 at the end

[KillaPhatRat]

i was soo good looking, my dad used to punch me in the face, cause i was soo good looking...LOOOOOOOOOOOL

[KarosOwNz]

SOOO JOKES!!!!!THUMBES UP

IF YOU AGREE



[KarosOwNz]

hhh

[ItsMrUnicorn]

Legendary thermal flasks

[TheHotbollocks]

wat is that song in the gym payin i want 2 kno before humza pulled out

[MsRsniper786]

humza u r not funny

[SuperFatboy212]

see the bit at 10:56

[TurboDuck12]

816 people dont fit in one car

[SitarHero101]

pause at 13:57 and read the tweet! LOL xD

[TheSASmegaPRODUCTION]

818 people can't calm their butthole

[TheSASmegaPRODUCTION]

818 people pass out when they fart

[JaysRealmOFFICIAL]

LOOOOLOOOLL ON FACEBOOK I WILL POKE YOUR MUM

[TheHotbollocks]

wats the song at the gym before humza pulls the jack out

[ThePosh98]

@TheHotbollocks Hypest hype;)

[mride22]

humza i was so good looking, i had a crush on myself!! hahaha!!

[100samonty]

Humza never takes his hat of!! :/

[XxAfgRapperxX]

ismanil shire and maryam hare

[cherry9613]

agent kalia is really fit

[ALi7645]

hi hamza its arwa if u rember loving the episod

[jamizzle77]

817 people have never been on an asian family road trip.

[LuigiMario2121]

@raystarisawasteman Fuck You CUNT! Stop FUKCING raystar94 you son of A BITCH!!!!!!!!!!

[NintendoGameCubeLive]

@LuigiMario2121 thats right FUCK YOU raystarisawasterman!!!!!

[LuigiMario2121]

@NintendoGameCubeLive AWESOME~

[ADZBFd]

nice video

[ADZBFd]

nice video



[likklepwincess100]

Dont hate the game, or the player, just hate the... the participation of gamings! =D

[Ubearer]

where is that agent guy who is there for 2 minutes

[wdmypassport]

LETS SEE HOW MANY PACKKKYZ WE CAN GET INTO ONE CAR LOL!!, DOABM 9 IS JOKES

[StardollDisneyfan247]

He is soo funny! His little hat makes me laugh and the way he makes us pakistani's sound soo weird he makes boring things soo funy!

[narutofreak4eva301]

haha bonafide in the car, scene from thier song.

[narutofreak4eva301]

i remember them days wen asif used to be an enemy..........

[Muzzy919]

and i see ur mother. and she look sooo sexyy. u know like a... like a LAHORI

HAHAHAH

[shardayandsarah]

this was actually boring#

[SuperZonefire]

Food Container.Feed da whole of dubaii? Omgg

[zakiboi2]

hahaha



[zrakeeb]

FULL SCREEN HIM N YOU CAN SEE HIM SPITTING EVREYWHERRE

[zrakeeb]

EH U GO SUK MY MOM!!!!!

[zrakeeb]

eh mango chutney bring your BUND over here LMFAO

[mrxcool9]

im drowning

[xXxyandzxXx]

he should make a sound track with his raps .....i would buy it ...thumbs up if you agree

[jamizzle77]

THE SNAKE WAS BIG LIKE HOUSE, HE COMES TO ME AND SAYS "HEY IM SOO DANGEROUS, IM SOO BIG, I WILL KILL YOU"!!!!!! I died with laughter when i heard this part!!!

[kriwient]

at the end, why did he start hittin' him with the side of...his head? hahahaah!

[gtaivamazing]

The ocean is blue.....

And the tutti is brown

XD

The way he replies

:'D

[3shooters]

@gtaivamazing LOL my fav part.. i say dat all time

[UzY503]

Dexter is funny

[UzY503]

 people are waste man

[TheSuperstarzLounge]

That's jazzie from anuvahood! Luv that film

[Laine91xx]

hAH

[famalam234]

HAY U GO SUCK MY BUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!/ LOL

[oo7squid]

816 people are a waste.

[shemseb]

@oo7squid 820 u mean

[astarchickka]

Dexter's a DON ! «3

[TheAdilkhan4]

awesum :)

[blackbarbie1566]

Iswear As Big A house... LOOOOOOOOOL

[racing12mad]

is your bb broken because you threw it.

[maahi94]

paki's r awsome ( no offence dudes im asain aswell )

[maahi94]

THAT GUY IS SO FOBBISHH SECRET AGENT!!1

[LilMissLuvMeLots]

The oean is blue,

And the tutti is brown....

LOOOOOOOOL

[bloodprincess181]

i love diary of a bad man

[wrestlemaniax18]

boring

[TRAMBOYPEGASIS]

cool

[chanellebabesss]

LOOOOOOOOL

[seffiboy9]

humza u r the best

[Harps123]

i say...'Hey...Mango Chutney...bring your bund over here!' - lmao!! Hilarious!!

[Ismaimran99]

Y'know I Just Started Watching This Again And I Proper Regret Not watching it before!!

[RedCherry40]

wut is wrong with the 814 peeple who disliked this vid

[RedCherry40]

the ocean is blue .... amd the tutti is brown lo

[ishkebam]

@RedCherry40 

l

[missjessiejgirlxxxxx]

whyd he headbut him

[P4k1S1sTa]

''shutap, just shutap'' :)

[walidg27]

lol

[joemayor07]

This guy is an idiot. His claim to fame is his inferioty complex

[Gadgetboy703]

@joemayor07 mait your the idiot

[AmeliaTreeKiteCake]

No theyre lyin ...ur butterz lol

[786kiji]

don't diss humza yh da guys a genius

[Ms200022]

Lool Why Did Everything Happen 30 Years Ago

[FreePalestinex3]

"Bring ur bund over here", bund is a rude word LOL :/

[jamizzle77]

814 people have never been on an asian family road trip

[MrIlikeairplanes]

15:15 jazzy is there

[TheMegaSnickers]

Haha, we need to save him cos he owes me 5 pounds :)

[illvillproductions]

Nice Vid Man :L

Thumbs up for Humza!!!

[elliebellsherwood]

so humza are you excited

ill be excited when your dead

LOL that cracked me up!!!!!!!

[pooface1234ful]

humza your'e the best i love all of your videos

[837589364589]

30 years ago in pakistan i was bored so i decided to kill buffolo and i see your mother and she was looking so sexy that i said hey mango chutney bring ur bund over so she came she couldnt resist the beauty you know i was so good looking that my dad he punched me in the face i was so good looking that the police they woukd come and arrest me i was so good looking that the primeminister he's comeing to my house and he's telling me that i am so bloody good looing.

[837589364589]

Your mother was looking so sexy that i said hey mango chutney bring your bund over here!!!! PMSL

[ThePosh98]

Hey you come suck my bum!

[katreenakaur2000]

ur videos r bear sick and the crack me up bears as well yh boy

[sannah1910]

hi x a great show i wish i was in it " how many pakis we can get in one car " jwker lol [b/] (L)

[patelridhwan]

i never get thumbs down

[MirzaH3005]

very funny

[MirzaH3005]

this i mint i love it fuuny and cool !!!!!

[krishnalakhani]

sub

4

sub everyone

[SVMKM23]

What's a dm

[123321shahid]

like if u thought that was funny

[danielle476476]

look at 8:50 he spits

[OsPMultiKill]

/;lljkjhf



[AlbusSeverus786]

Thumbs up if you hate people who ask for Thumbs XD

[ghostchaser555]

I LOVE HIM HE IS HILARIOUS....I EMBRACE HIM

[hailo666]

"Look at that poor paki family outside having a picnic. Kids, appriciate what you have ok? Bless those poor pakis."

Blud, we not poor, we're just asian.



[GangsterRap766]

hahahahahahaha MR BALD MAN ARE YOU CRAZY HAHAHAHA I CANT STOP LAUGHING :')

[458Aventador]

bladrin how da heck iz thiz racist!!dumbnuts

[safialallyhanna]

This Ones Way Funny xx

[Alishafatima1]

i will poke your own mom you waste man

[Alishafatima1]

you

are

a

tramp

pussy

boy

[mrfmp2000]

Worst crap on youtube

[Alishafatima1]

suck your mom you pussy



[Tolga21208]

who died at the end



[propcomicdoinyourmom]

HEY YOU GO SUCK MY BUM!

[simrank321]

Theres a different between constructive criticism and hating...if yur gonna be mean allow it and go peshaab on someone elses video 3 nuff love humza yur ammaziing3

[PabloRocks123]

are you gonna bango!!??? WTF 10:19-10:26!!??

[ImCoreyBrown]

@PabloRocks123 Are you gonna bang doe*

[PottyMouthDubstep]

@PabloRocks123 ARE YOU GONNA BANG THOUGH

[PabloRocks123]

LOLZ!! 9:40-10:26



[PabloRocks123]

PMG (GYM ANTHEM)



[PabloRocks123]

whats that song called at 4:11-4:14

[ultimatedon100]

30 YEARS AGO!!

[SakinaQureashiXp]

Mr Hamza We haven't got MUSTACHES ._. (LoL)

[hus11567]

this is cool

[Motion971]

Diary of a Badman - Muhammad Abdul Jabbar

watch dis its sooo sikk guysss!! so trueee

[ChrissBabeOo]

12:10 'NO EVIDENCE TO PROVE THAT THIS PIGEON WAS ACTUALLY RACIST' looool.

[xXxT45H4xXx]

2:06 <--- I'm crying. HA

[antismurflord]

5:54, fat kid with a sword XD