Totem Pole

[puntagordy]

Chomping!

[puntagordy]

I can't eat on an empty stomach!

[VASHISKING]

FTW..... thts all i have to say o.o

[MangoFluff]

dear babyeaters.

this video makes school less boring.

i just sit in class and imagine my teacher as a totem pole babyeater and i laugh...alot

so thank you

i shall eat a baby in celebration of you.

nomnomnomnomnomnomnom

[k456789123k]

hmm, this actually reminds me of the Pavement song "Hit The Plane Down"

[TalbertComedy]

Would you eat dog s#!t for a Klondike Bar?

[Loves2dance13]

This is my favorite video on the whole entire youtube. period.

[MrsScarletScolex]

My favorite video of you.

[ZeppelinBigFan]

0:27-0:50 Haha!!!

[benmik]

now i just randomly came upon this, and i must say, you take the price of the most random video xD

[Hairysteed]

How the hell did you manage to do that in one take without laughing?

[Thegirlnextdoor42]

haha you guys are so wierd!! lmao at the end!

[maireadre]

the dingo ate your babay!

[ItaliaBella4666]

haha ward

[clawsgirl02]

my question is:

doesn't that hurt?

my friend broke his arm doing that...weird should've been sumtin like his head.

lol lovely vid

[mrpuddlesworth]

you guys are friggin BEAST!

me and my friends do this together

and no one understands....

UR STILL AWESOME!

[crankpotx]

my question is WHY ARE YOU SO AWESOME?!?!?

seriously.

[MrsScarletScolex]

Lawl you ppl are crazy.

[Pypar]

Mmmk I have a question, Is Devin single?

[shannonhourigan]

It's amazing how often this song gets stuck in my head.. even though i probably haven't watched it since the week it was posted.

[TheBabyEaters]

ha!

100% totally ditto on that.

[heymaxsup]

nooooooo

now its stuck in my head hahaha

[rxnx479]

Hahahaha. I'm too scared to ask a question.

[MynameisSeksi]

Oh my God. I have watched 24 of your videos but THIS one is my favorite by a LANDSLIDE. Totally getting my subscription. ;D I'm watching you!

[TheBabyEaters]

gotcha!

[stepha9416]

haha i watch this vid all time CANT GET ENOUGH lmfaoo

[vetherantis]

what the fuck are you smoking...

can i have some?

Shiv

x

[camdl84]

so to clarify. you guys are the baby eaters right?

[TheBabyEaters]

BABY EATERS! BABY EATERS!

[Godfadr]

rawlrawl

[xxmexxmyxxmomxx]

ROFL travis and ward!!!!

[naughtypuppetshow]

Dont Forget About Devin. ;-)

[mshgaw]

i LOVE how the dude on the bottom was just swinging away lol

[ldsqtbea]

you guys rock :) !!! "we are the baby eaters baby eaters ... we eat your babies !!!" ... you guys are awesome :)

[gerantgerant]

I'm thinking that you may have too much retard in your diet.

I love you.

[jimijagger]

yey for buck :D

[GreenEyedBDoll]

still got to give props to Buck. I wouldn't know who you guys are if he didn't point you out! i'm glad he did, you guys are awesome! keep it up!

[ChellerBaybee]

Bahahahahahaaaa! Loved This!!!! <3

[Redstomp]

I need to go thank Buck for pointing you guys out. Been watching and enjoying so many of your videos :)

[SketchRaven]

Buck sent me too. And I'm not unhappy that he did. :D

[SethonSWG]

You guys should SO do a live broadcast on STICKAM! :D

[85megs]

buck sent me too and ohmygosh im so thankful for it. you guys are hilarious!

[jaiarme]

WE EACH YO BAYBEHHZ!! *growl* lawl i lurv the bottom guy. thanks to BUCK!

[amythepure]

has travis lost his mind? you guys sound like brookers in that one video...

[jimijagger]

i ttlly have a crush on the middleguy :)

[CavriCaprice]

His name is Devin.. ^_^ I think they're all three hamna hamna. Heh!

[saccharidegal]

so far rubbernecking is my fave

thanks to buck

[greymatter18]

I couldn't stop laughing! sooo funny!

Buck sent me as well :)

[stephenetienne]

The top head in the Totem Pole needs to get some Crest Whitestips. Those other two guys have those gleaming white teeth, and yours are ivory-colored at best. Five stars for zaniness. I might be your biggest fan, but not like that crazy woman in "Misery". :-)

[zandyjo]

yesyes

go thank buck

you dudes own him

but he was right

you guys are hilarious

[Rekidk]

Buck sent me; great stuff!

[MaiFlowers]

Buck sent me also. You should praise him.

[jinx21d]

buck sent me

[altezzza]

buck was right......... :)

[AliceTheDude]

HA!

all is said?

[msboku]

well that was original. lol

[JustSharm]

Im disturbed...yet aroused? o_O

[prfctglow]

you guys make me smile

it would be pretty cool if poop came out of the bottom mouth as babies went in. TASTY!

[JGirl1229]

lol! to me, it sounds like the guy at the bottom of the pole is hungry XD

[isnanesavant]

travis;s voice when he says OH! is so fcking hilarious!XD

[morningview817]

travis : little bit on the crackhead side. in a good way.

devin: stuck in the middle while getting whipped about.

ward: swinging uncontrollably amongst you three hilariously disturbing guys. XD

[sarrycrey]

this was so disturbing on so many levels I had to subscribe

[TheBabyEaters]

we supply disturbing no prob.  welcome!

[stepha9416]

LMFAO I LOVE YOU GUYS haha my friends came over and we all did the totem pole hahaha

[TheBabyEaters]

film it and post it so we can watch it.

[treehamallama]

lmao! you people are true geniuses.

[JustSharm]

Spose meth found the piling arousing.

[turtlelovesangel]

The top guy is craaaaaaaazy

[YouWereOnce]

Cute.

[thevillagejoke]

hi new best friends!

[TheBabyEaters]

hello.

[CITGProductions]

is the guy on top on meth?

[TheBabyEaters]

YES.

[juicr500]

Ahahaha! Nice.

[tammpon]

ahahaha I have a question! Is my relationship with my baby going too change much when he starts changing me? I hope it's not for another 5 or 10 years, but I wanna brace for it as much as I can!

peaceouTy!

TAMMpON

[naughtyninny]

So, here is a question... Are you guys crazy???? Ya gotta love it!

[TheBabyEaters]

u have 2 ask?

[HopeDiamondSS16]

LOL, what was this all about??

[popartproductions]

That's it! You guys have put me off my food and back on my meds! Pops going to Pop some Prozacs now! Thanks Baby F'n Eaters!

[TheBabyEaters]

our pleasure!

[HopeDiamondSS16]

OMG! That looked weird to film! How exactly was it filmed? I mean the totem pole..... :/

[AskCarrieLee]

Hahahahaaa!

[spricket24]

also, you guys are out of control. just out of control.

[AskCarrieLee]

Don't ye just love it?!

[spricket24]

why do I love this one so much? WHY? Um because it's freak'n awesome! My questions is: Why do you eat babies and what do you do with the bones when you are done with them? Also, I love the receptionist and want to do naughty things to you with the lights on. The end.

[TheBabyEaters]

We eat babies because we are culinary trail blazers. Babies are like God's chicken. As for the bones...there are many uses. You can make tools with them or cereal bowls. I made a comb once. Sometimes we drop a bag of bones off at Goodwill...you know, the charitable side of us.

[wickedgiggle]

here's my question: abortions are expensive, if I mail my baby to you, will you eat it for free?

[TheBabyEaters]

Not only will we eat it, but we will record ourselves eating it and then send you a DVD...you know, so you'll always have a piece of him/her.

[AskCarrieLee]

Okay, that's pushing it. :)

[omgheatherface]

Still laughing at this. Looks like you almost lost Ward toward the end there.

[TheBabyEaters]

Yeah, we came close to toppling over...and we was all dizzy and shit.

[RateAFilms]

wow

[omgheatherface]

I needed that laugh, thank you.

[TheBabyEaters]

and we needed to be laughed at. thank YOU.

[HorseCaak]

You guys are tards!

[TheBabyEaters]

We work for it!

[Lunerrrrs]

omg that was awesome!!!

my question is: why? 0_0

[TheBabyEaters]

And the answer is purple.

[erahoneybee]

will you fix my camera? pleeease????

[TheBabyEaters]

oooo...no fun Erin. Try removing the bubble gum from the tape deck.

[erahoneybee]

it didn't work, but i don't want you to think of it as a failure. maybe it solved another problem. :)

[dayXsleeper]

"gerreah we eat your babies" lol

[emlove143]

that has got to be the sexiest totem pole i have ever laid my eyes on. i want a life-like replica made out of alabaster. is there any way i could get that by thursday?

[TheBabyEaters]

Well we do hire ourselves out for nude modeling.

[emlove143]

... i hope you're serious.

how much do i pay? where do i sign?

[withanoxgoad]

lmao. how many takes did it get before you didnt piss on yourselfs laughing.

[TheBabyEaters]

As is Baby Eaters code...one take only and always.

[withanoxgoad]

damn thats awesome. one time my friend and i made up this song called 'boof" and we sang it for litterally like an hour and a half strieght. and then after that time has passed, i said "do you realise what we are singing?"... "do me in the butt hole. do me in the butt hole. do me in the but HOOOOOOOOLE. why don't you do me in the butt hole one more time please."

[TheBabyEaters]

We here at The Baby Eaters hope all your dreams come true.

[dancer291]

My question:

Will you 3 Baby Eaters be my Valentine?

[TheBabyEaters]

Consider us Valentinized!

[TwistedFateFilms]

How do you know which babe's best to consume?

Do you squeeze 'em, lick 'em, sniff 'em?

[TheBabyEaters]

all of the above. we also shake them and hold them up into the light.

[BruceJuice88]

HAHA! Devin Sammich!

Question...Do you like your babies rare, or well-done?

[ryangotdeath]

How do you want to die?

[TheBabyEaters]

With honor.

[SooperChorus]

what the ef!

I LOVED IT!

[Rachel907]

Wow...

[Glaruf]

Hate top tell you this guys, but itsS been on my mind: your basement is so fucking ugly! Poorly lit, full of stray cables, and doesnt quite have walls, just some sort of 2x4's glued to the insulation.

[TheBabyEaters]

we blew our production design budget on bananas and blow. sorry.

[limislegend]

lmao

you guys can never ruin my day

[TheBabyEaters]

Is that a challenge!?!?

[emaytee]

question: so now that you have 10,000 subscribers, what now? ;D

question 2: wanna hang out? haha

appreciate your videos. keep it up!

[TheBabyEaters]

Question 1. We threw out all those subscribers and decided to start small again...so now we plan to get another 10k!

Question 2. If you're buying.

[robtran]

Hmmm...Ward was a spider, Devin was a caribou and Travis was...

Travis.

[JustGotWicked93]

question: is that sound clip at the end from Tak and the Power of Juju?

[KAiserSchlacht]

I thought it was from Fallout, the game.

[jaxalee]

Genius as always, guys.. so you say you'll answer all my questions? Hmm.. my question is: how many babies can you eat in one sitting?

[TheBabyEaters]

Let's be realistic...I mean, how many full turkey's can you eat in one sitting? The answer is one. And we are talking new borns here.

[BilliLovesMargot]

babies... fried or grilled??

i tried a lovely stew the other day but i can't get the receipe right for either of the above.

[TheBabyEaters]

Deep fried is incredible. Use a buttery batter for a heavenly crunch. Cut the baby into chunks (remove bones), batter dip and fry. You will NOT regret it.

[TheBabyEaters]

An axe...or anything sharp enough to get through the bone.

[AhimsaShadow]

How long did it actually take to get this right? Be honest now...

[TheBabyEaters]

Like all Baby Eaters videos...one take. That is the damn truth.

[AhimsaShadow]

Impressive, my friends.

How could I have doubted you!?

[TheBabyEaters]

Trav ain't lying. One take.

[lakquwanda]

do you poo before you pee? or pee before you poo?

[TheBabyEaters]

What I enjoy is to get the poo ready at the starting gate then hold. When the pee is about to break free you relax, causing both poo and pee to drop at the same time. It may take you a few tries to get it right...but it's worth it!

[lakquwanda]

ill have to try that..

[L0ves2D4nce]

o wise totem pole! i must know...

is the hokey pokey really what it's all about?

do i have to make an infant human sacrifice?

[TheBabyEaters]

It is not until you put your "whole self in and shake it all about" that you truly are a part of the cosmic dance. Leave all sacrifices in abandon wells of under shady oak trees. We will find it from there.

[lifeinacndyswrl]

Will you marry me? Yes, all of you.

[TheBabyEaters]

If you get the paper work in order and book the reception hall.

[lifeinacndyswrl]

It's a deal.

[dollydoodle]

rawr!!

[TheBabyEaters]

Back at ya, tiger.

[cierrablue]

I have a question. Where do I get TheBabyEaters totem pole? I want one! Wouldn't be hilarious to see TheBabyEaters totem pole on Survivor or something. You know, in the corner at tribal council or something?

[TheBabyEaters]

Hmmm...well if survivor wants to hire us to stand on top of each other then I guess we're in. As for your very own pole...we are working on a cloning machine. Once we perfect the technology we will nail them on top pf each other and sell them for 9 easy payments of $1.22

[Ruhrohrappy]

Question: Will Michael Buckly go to the prom with me?

[TheBabyEaters]

No. He's married. But we will have a limo party with you.

[raconter1]

That totem is arockin' The music so goes with it! :D Jack

[maniacalmike]

There are no words for this!

This video is simply beyond words.

[TheaterOfMemory]

What is your favorite way to eat babies?

[TheBabyEaters]

I can only answer for myself (Travis). I like my babies pan seared and wrapped in bacon. Serve with wasabi mash potatoes and asparagus. (remove babies brain fora delicious dessert) Ward? Devin?

[TheaterOfMemory]

That is so retro....I love it!

[TheBabyEaters]

alive and kickin'. that's right... raw. if the baby is still screaming when i'm half-way through my meal, that is a good sign. (Ward)

[emlove143]

now i NEED to hear devin's... you guys are fantastic!

[riverotter23]

I think Ward stole the show in this one. And Travis's hair look really long, reminded me a little of a young johnny depp in Edward Scissor Hands.

Ah-freaking-mazing video you guys! 5 *s!

[TheBabyEaters]

I've never been compared to Johnny Depp before...even it it was just the hair of Edward.

[paigeturner]

A soul-inspiring, no nonsense, swaying totem pole! *I dance around you and offer you a baby...for guidance*

[obliteratexme]

Oh wow, Ward made me laugh pretty hard. You guys are truly amazing :)

[K80Blog]

Can you walk down the street like that? : )

[TheBabyEaters]

Hmmm...we can try...and we should try. How awesome would we look!?

[rhythm7a]

Here we come

walkin down the street

get the funniest looks from

everyone we meet

Hey Hey we're the Babyeaters

we're just messin around

we're too busy eatin babies

to put anybody down

[TheBabyEaters]

Bravo

[rhythm7a]

Sorry. That useless Monkee info escapes any time it gets a chance.

[TheBabyEaters]

As it should! Monkees rule.

[WinterFoxF]

whoa, that synchronized stuff was pretty skilled. u guys should go on "Randy Jackson Presents: America's Best Dance Crew." You'd win.

[TheBabyEaters]

We would win...which is why it's unfair to the other contestants. We want them to feel like they have a chance in life.

[rhythm7a]

I like pole dancing. I have packages of freeze dried babies for each of you.

[TheBabyEaters]

Leave them under the matt.

[rhythm7a]

Will do. Don't let the Fed X guy get em this time.

[TheBabyEaters]

Good point. Put the babies in the fake rock.

[Fuckyouallwhore]

epic.

not kidding.

[BokShilBokShil]

you guys are so creative! lol

[Hellmo7]

that was...beyond words. :D

[vjm1234]

Is Devin strattling Travis? "We eat your babies" ..... God you guys make my mornings! I almost spit coffee on my screen. Love you! SmileyD

[TheBabyEaters]

Always watch Baby Eaters at an angle when drinking.

[cierrablue]

good advice.  fo sho, yo!

[natasharains]

LMAO....That was so funny...loved ward in this one...

[JackDanyells]

Oh, I get to ask questions? Ok, what was the production budget for Joshua, what kind of camera do you shoot it on (did you rent/buy/borrow that camera?), and what kind of sound setup(s) did you use?

[TheBabyEaters]

Production: 'round $75,000. Shot on Super 16mm. Recorded using a good 'ol DAT system and boom. The Totem has spoken.

[MirOwns]

LOL

[annspade]

ROFL...!!

FREAK-A-ZOIDS!! :D