Near DEATH Experience!

[jkseiden]

Courtney Courtney Courtney! Why do all the bad things happen to you?

[chubbybunny761]

She needs to turn off the computer and clean up that messy room she's sitting in.

[guyNbluejeans]

She's a cute little thing.

[MICHAELSCOTTWALLACE1]

COURTNEY YOU ROCK!!!!

IF WE JUST ALWAYS PRAISE GOD,WE WILL BE IN A GREAT MOOD MUCH,MUCH MORE OF THE TIME.

YOU COULD DO ANYTHING YOU PUT YOUR MIND TO.

SOME OF MY IDEAS COULD BE.

1. TELEVANGELIST(YOU COULD BE ONE OF THE BEST).

2. SALESPERSON(I COULD TEACH YO HOW TO MAKE A LOT OF MONEY). 3. MOTIVATIONAL SPEAKER(PLEASE GO TO LES BROWN.COM).

ONE WAY TO HELP WITH YOUR CONDITION,COULD BE THAT WHEN

YOU WAKE UP,PRAISE GOD,AND THANK HIM SO MUCH THAT YOU ARE

NOT IN THE THIRTY PERCENT.

[teamgreatatyugioh]

anatomical? anatomical? seriously? 

[spa05akw]

Is she on Drugs?

[warrior4just]

let me tell ya...let me explain, no no let me tell ya, WTF...how about let le slap u in the face with a size 13 flat flop

[LaoSoftware]

You're great story teller. I'm hook.

[cmisamazingful]

@Youkickmydog1988 haha i was thinking the same thing. she reminds me of Jennifer a lot

[paulstewart100666]

shes really horny however a little strange

[paulstewart100666]

idiot

[stephgadda]

she was troubled, needed help

[MrYesman41]

lol i think she could be a comedian

[GahdeMalprigi1488x]

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[rjravaz]

ur pretty hot !

[guyNbluejeans]

She's spunky, feisty and cute.

[Pinckney12]

Is it just me or is it super obvious that somebody once told this chick she looks like Jennifer Aniston. She seems to have absorbed all her mannerisms.

[49128]

NDE are not about having good sense of humor ..nothing wrong with that --buit as a wise guy once said : theres a time and a place for everythingunder the dear old sun. let stuff be done in decency and order.

she sounds too shallow --this is a serious subject and when it comes your turn to "die" you shall be ore serious. hse typical superficicial USA person

[imightbeindecisive]

you are super cool cat

[Tarsan97]

wanna be on Tv.

[mariolocke]

like your hair

[afatdutch]

holy shit, please tell me this is not how you really talk. If this is an act, dump it and come up with something better. if its not an act, i have the same advice for your boyfriend.

[genestarwind7]

wow even with the butt chin this girls pretty hot :P

[peeweecoco]

OMG shut up.....I made it 30 seconds....shut UP

[erikabarrows]

i wish i could talk as much as you lol lucky

[BMFENT]

Im not religious because I had a friend who overdosed on drugs and died but he was later revived in the hospital and he had no recollection of what happened after he died. So I will never believe the stupid stories people make up about visiting heaven after being revived. They make up the reality so they can keep believing or create money schemes off a fake experience.

[fawkUtube]

Woman should have detachable mouths. 

[ruflychux]

I gave you a thumbs down because you called another human being ugly.

[Jacobe1]

You need a hug?

[lintonlin]

your letting the world see your insecurities---good makeup job doesnt make unattractive women attractive--that is your real issue---dont mean to hurt your feelings ; just trying to bring you back to earth--your not ' all that ' -- but you think you are

[m109r1800]

You should get a puppy.

[ByGraceIGo]

I think she is bipolar. Take a HIT woman!

[AddisonBrooke]

@magnoliachild400 a bipolar one.

[fLRedSpade]

annoying.....so annoying

[72deamons]

SHES LONLEY

[72deamons]

YOU HAVE A ANNOYING VOICE BUT IM SURE YOUR A GREAT PERSON

GOD BLESS

[BiracialGirl1977]

Damn, I'm exhausted . I feel like I just ran the 26 K. I hope this is only a camera personality... cause if this is how she is all the time then IMO she has the kind of personality that you can only take in small doses VERY SMALL DOSES. WTF .

[fuckcomments]

hot

[xXxBuLLeTxXx1]

tits or gtfo 

[embalyst]

Wow, you sounds EXACTLY like a girl who worked a dairy exhibit booth at the recent National Fair in Montgomery, AL. Even your vocal rhythms are EXACTLY the same.

[Nicksblog]

your beginning vids are so much better. Are you trying to come across as super obnoxious?

[abydcon]

i will pray for you sister ... so that you will realize .....that our creator ....is regining in heaven........and trust me dont be too late ...... coz you never know .....if we are alive next moment......tats al .......if you wanna go to hell then its ok ......but never tease....anyone who have experienced god for real.......

[ronhanish]

(John 3:5 KJV) "Jesus answered, Verily, verily, I say unto thee, Except a man be born of water and of the Spirit, he cannot enter into the kingdom of God."

(John 3:6 KJV) "That which is born of the flesh is flesh; and that which is born of the Spirit is spirit."

(John 3:7 KJV) "Marvel not that I said unto thee, Ye must be born again."

[mitaka70]

@00TriedandTested00 ROFLMAO

[acs36myheartbleeds]

clearly VERY manic!!(on every vid!!)-didn't they give her meds for her obivious 'bi-polar' while she was in treatment????!!!! I hope she gets well!!

[cats8398]

spare me. She's obnoxioius

[rockethead555]

stupid drama bitch, sorry you earned it . . .

[00TriedandTested00]

What an annoying brat.......What a pity it was only a 'near' death experience........oh well...maybe we'll get lucky next time..... :P

[Creamtea110]

Hello clever beautiful american blonde!

[sia692]

You try to be smart as.s but you are a stupid and confused lady. We tubers have no idea what you try to tell or prove here.You need to hump on the toes of some ugly fat islamic mullah and squrit.

[eirikmikal]

Thank you for the story hehe :D One typically meets people out of balance in these kinds of situations :D

[nicholasperry56]

"Needless to say..."

[godsfiddler]

How did you go to a hotel without any money? Nearly died? While that experience wasn't pleasant, I would have just left immediately. Maybe the weight gain was a good thing.

[tarryarah]

KOO KOO STUPID WOMEN GET OF. FUCKIN DRAMA QUEEN. FAKE HAND MOVEMENT LOOK WHOS TALKING UGLY HER SELF

[YourDarkAccomplice]

@tarryarah "drama"? "Drama"? ! Those caps and horrible spelling are what speak of drama! Haha..

.

Get a life. xD 

[grabriellesnatch]

an·a·tom·i·cal (n-tm-kl) also an·a·tom·ic (-tmk)

adj.

1. Concerned with anatomy.

2. Concerned with dissection.

3. Related to the structure of an organism.

[giggleman]

greyhound is much worse

[VIKING33NY]

Cort, you're nice looking, but hate the attitude.

[QQMarkPS2]

Now that sounds like a really bad trip to the airport.

[GreenJ61]

what drugs is she on ??? lol

[thecat11111]

do you die your hair

[Sockpuppet2012]

I've had two NDEs.

In my first NDE I was dead for three months....I was even cremated!

I still have my ashes.

My most recent NDE was last night.

I was travelling through a dark tunnel when I saw a bright light at the end of the tunnel....as the light got closer and brighter, I heard a roaring sound....I barely jumped off the track in time!!!

Sincerely---Ashley

[nowonderitsneverland]

..Please explain...

[Sockpuppet2012]

What do you want me to explain?

[nowonderitsneverland]

How were you cremated, and how do you have your ashes??

[Sockpuppet2012]

It was a miracle!

[Sherry78]

You are GREAT!!

[Nicksblog]

why do you talk out of the side of your mouth?

[paisleyyama]

Where are you from in America? I`m trying to figure out your accent? You talk really fast so I`m thinking North & you have a distinct "o" and schwa "a" pronunciations so I`m wondering in the Wisconsin area?

[stepsy001]

cant watch this woman soooo needy

[dudes110]

have you cleaned your room since 2007?

[playmarto]

lol typical woman I lost interest before she got to her point, don't yeah just love em!.

[KillaDEastAtlanta]

you are beautifully made

[2besavedcom]

Over many years we have all been lied to by our Govts. Not just our Govts but by Religous Leaders. We have been taught things that are not in Scripture & many have swallowed many lies by these false prophets. If you are a truth seeker please visit the web site which is displayed in our user name & take the time to read some of the articles.You will be shocked. THERE IS A GREAT AUDIO FOR YOU TO LISTEN TO. YOU WILL COME AWAY ASKING MANY QUESTIONS. REAL SHOCKING.

Blessings as you seek truth

Ben

[mariobaluba]

r u high?

[candycoatedpoison72]

what are u smokin?

[squeeeeenis]

let me tell yah. i'm very high watching this. I wish my face was as shiny as yours.

[lipstickohyeah]

"needless to say.."

[visfati]

Affected speech.

[justmegan11]

Haha ur funny :) lol when the lady kept on acting crazy it reminded me of the exorcist.. what a weirdo.

[mcrobsessed376]

i hope u not think your pretty coz as u send ( there was ugly people around me ) errrrr no .

and if u have fat and skinny if u keep chating crap people are gunna say nasty shit to ya and it will proz make ya dout ur self .

so that not gunna help ur fat n skinny Problems

[gotDORKS]

uhh she is pretty... and there are ugly people in the world, theres no way to sugar coat it.

shut up.

[Cootabux]

got..

That's beside the point. It's how we treat, and talk to, and about such people.

The so called pretty people, I assure you, look ugly to someone somewhere.

[gotDORKS]

Cootabux, I agree.. that beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but wheter you think someone is pretty or ugly, there is no need to make anyone feel bad about themselves by leaving them a youtube comment telling them they are ugly. Thats what I was trying to defend in my comment.

[GuitarDemystified]

gained weight?

if you did gain weight, you must've looked like a skeleton before. you are no where near in danger of needing to worry about gaining any weight.

[Cookielovesz]

You're so funny, but you're still alive!

[Phenartista]

You're so irritating to listen to. No offence.

[bowmblowmb]

MILF MILF MILF

xD

[ElFrankus]

You are funny, hehehe.

Try to "script" what you are saying.

[JMusak]

Do all dogs go to heaven?

[Superman10202]

wtf is this. what is she doing overacting or what ?

[mrstrings65]

She is like a female Dennis Miller

[monkeygirl1039]

dumbass

[pinkrose13093]

man you are funny as hell. haha

[HecticHeretic]

getting anatomical in the bathroom lol

let me tell ya

[meaningofpi]

C'mon guys! Don't be so harsh on this girl. She is who she is and I think she's got some pretty good humor in her that she is just trying to share with you guys.

Have/show some respect! And if you can't do that, then just don't comment. Simple as that.

Courtney, just keep it up. :) I'm enjoying your stories and I'm sure I'm not the only one.

[XcupcakeXhorrorshowX]

you are so not the only one.. I love courtney's videos, and I'm really looking forward to see her next video ;)

[scarecrow1616]

what the fuck

[mckay231]

God she's annoying!

[greenhermit]

I just sat through 6 minutes of this waiting to hear a story of a near death experience and instead I heard another female do a bunch of pointless talking like they always do.

[ivy12345678ful]

you are so full of fake. Stop lying

[petuniamighty]

annoying................

[Marvinatorz]

Ey bimbo, your so full of Shit..

[luksonije]

you are pretty funny

[MeeBoots]

man your talking sucks energy

[keepitwitmine]

"let me tell ya"

[atseatse]

very stupid.

[nalla320]

what a stupid video

[eeidfn]

Definitely a waste of time.

[Flerg3]

had to mute it, but nice face honey. I'd paint that canvas, that's for sure.

[Sickmac]

she look confused and explains everything like a bimbo..she looks cute but who cares..I don't wanna see the whole video even if i'm bored

[NikNak2005]

um. ok. good for you. bye

[djzarus]

wtfwtf?

[WargoDsssss]

Can u do a blowjob for me?

[1960lesabre]

by the way it sounds Wargodsssss and jackieeethepwner have never been with a women....and im sure if they keep talking like that.......they will never be with a women. lmao

[jackieeethepwner]

your hot.....lets fuck :p

[DRSU1993]

I guess someones been taking crystal meth^ lol

[TruBlueRepublicanSue]

is this one of them cross dresser skinny dudes?

[Tarsan97]

CLEAN UP YOUR ROOM !!

[dEVYNNEbROOkE]

hahaha... I love you're videos.

You're so pretty and funny! :D

[heyman422]

you like sayin my name. O'Hare  iam lovin it.

[XcupcakeXhorrorshowX]

IN THE NAME OF JESUS!!

lmfao I almost died laughing XD

that just sounds so funny x'D

[quelvar]

She reminds me of a classmate:).

[xzaxx]

you are a hot blondy

[jasonmildward]

this girls a fucken moron and not very cute........

[bwhite890]

I could only take 3.5 minutes of this crap.

[JoranTen]

You remind me of my 8 years old daughter, she does these things too in front of the mirror... (Have to have more about you to be discovered by Oprah! Hahaha)

[Sansash01202]

What's wrong with your chin?

[bwhite890]

Sansash

I think it's dented from repeated impacts from someones balls.

[Sansash01202]

lol - nice one!!

[brittneymanning]

you act like a wack job. you should be on medicine.. seriously

[lintonlin]

your not as beautiful as you think---why do you have such a need to be seen---i would reconsider if i were you

[straygypsy]

jealous?

[demondanger]

i completly agree!

she thinks shes all that

[lildixie88]

obviously if she thought she was all that she wouldn't have an eating disorder dumbass, just cuz she's outgoing doesn't mean she thinks she's all that.

[xnisha18x]

u need to calm down when u make videos i dont undastand half the stuff ur sayin

[kellirene65]

Young lady, I think she may have been praying for you. Psalm 19:14: "Let the words of my mouth, and the meditation of my heart, be acceptable in thy sight, O LORD, my strength, and my redeemer." ~ And I say unto you, that every idle word that men shall speak, they shall give account thereof in the day of judgment, for by thy words thou shalt be justified, and by they words thou shalt be condemned. (Matthew 12:36-37)

[bjmalley]

Great actress or personality. Which ever I like her

[frattura30]

zzzzzzzzzzzzz

[baseballdude765]

how can u almost die if u only got scared

[ElyanSun]

You are Boring as Hell young Lady, I'm so Sorry.

[tazzyinbaytown]

i agree with everyone .... you had my attention for 3 seconds sorry but keep it short and .....well just keep it short ...

[EveryEffort]

shit that sounds scary! glad you made it through safely <3

[xkristenn2058]

why is everyone saying they didnt get it lol. i got it and thats a pretty damn scary experience

[3512nahi]

Shut up , and kiss me.

[ed41071]

just kidding sweetheart i like crazey people

[ed41071]

yah yah ,show us your tits

[GirlyChibi]

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[cob4128]

not only are you alive you annoying

[tapesquare]

you would be much more intersting if you made these rambling diatribes topless.

[keshia017]

You had my attention for 3 seconds.

[SemanticCentrifuge]

Is this supposed to be funny?

[risingstar11111]

..how many times can you say "anotomical"???and what exactly does that mean anyway?

[SheaBierman]

Your hair looks really pretty in this video.

[Emostockings]

Clean your room up you live like a pig!

[jimfarrowlove]

She's talking real fast like a Jewish comedian.

[losingit495]

so hilarious i was laughing for like ten minutes after this video

[0xMZx0]

waite-i was watching your earlier videos. and it kinda seems like you changed your voice a little. did you do that purposely?

[ninelivesthecat]

your annoying and hot!!!

[gorilla199uncensored]

NDEs happen to people who are not dying aswell.

Does god get confused? and turn up even tho the person is not dying?

Why does YOUR god turn and pretend to be gods of other religions, when those people have NDEs?

Crossdressing god?

[Cocokisses2720]

nice vocab! lol

[nick88999]

i'd bone you

[jarrydrusso]

lol your funny...and shit your hot =o

[seerdiscern]

Are you a radio host? because if your not, YOU SHOULD BE! your awsome and helarious.

[MrsGamble20]

lol im sorry but i was totally laughing when you were talking about the crazy lady. it was so funy, its just that, that sounds like something that would happen to me lol. and fuck the people leaving you comments like that. thats extremely rude. yur amazing and your too strong to take that personally i know, but shit... there are so many haters out there.... and im n recovery now to as of today. have a nutritionist... kinda scary but.... eh.

[bubblestengo87]

me and you would get on soo well! hahaha im so like you!!:P

[gfp163]

Hey Courtney, by the way, you might be aware that Ben Stein has the movie EXPELLED - No Intelligence Allowed, but now it looks like youtube is getting in the act with Post a Text Comment - No Intelligence Allowed!!!

[gfp163]

Hey Courtney, look out!!! A flood of dumb ass comments from pissed off weirdos. You know, I guess they got on youtube before picking up their anti-psychotic perscriptions, but there's one guy listed here that says he has a big sock filled with horse manure. See that Courtney? Don't you think he has a tough diet? I don't know why the poor bastard can't just settle for eating popcorn like everybody else does at the movies. Make another good video, draw them out, I'll call the white coats.

[warden1966]

omg, your sure full of yourself. please, no more of your stupid video's, i only watched the 1 video, and i feel dummer from watching it.