Dorkly Bits: Crashing the Silent Protagonist Party

[Olliesama]

Crash Tag Team Racing ruined him -.-

[noname76761]

I'm surprised that Dorkly didn't use SNES graphics for Link. They do in practically every other Dorkly bit that isn't set in a specific game.

[TheDarkthunder64]

not only does crash sound like he's on drugs, but his pixlated movement proves it!

[HeWhoPwnsNoobs]

Gordon Freeman: Talking is too mainstream.

[Tacooftheman]

@TuMadre8000 The TF2 characters aren't silent... That's the joke.

[TuMadre8000]

Where's the TF2 characters? i meen, whit them we got al the orange box characters!

[TUnit95Brah]

Claude from GTA III?

[xCrazyKidz421x]

John Marston should of been at that party......lol off the wall character

[pokemaster123ism]

no pokemon trainer?

[9P6T]

Its actually quite funny that crash started as a silent or at least non speaking protagonist but started talking in the later games

[oxXPrometeoXxo]

@9P6T u cant call a "game" that thrash with crash talking. For me crash will ever be a silent protagonist.

[NightshadeDarkrai]

@9P6T I'm pretty sure that's the joke here.

[MegaIvanify]

where's red?

[thatguynamedmangold]

and thats why you dont flirt with chell

[calijoca]

where's mario?

[GoldX8900]

@calijoca marrio says things. but doesnt have his own dialouge. all the people (of course besides crash) only make sounds

[flamingdsi99]

spyro's never found his parents he was brought up by sparx's parents

[Mooneyman14]

It was glitchy caus the video CRASHed

[IronMaster777]

where's the chief

[darthvaderken]

GORDON!!!!!



[ImTotallyAwesome123]

Where was the original Jak? D:

[theEddieworld]

OR GORDON I FORGET

[theEddieworld]

CHELL AND MORGAN

[travis94falle]

Dorkly must love the fuck out of portal

[MarioundConker13]

He Crashed the Video !

[scorpzero5]

crash even don't know hot to speak his first word was "cakes"

[infinitysquaredmusic]

wow, it took me a while to get the "CRASHing the party" joke

[JaysPlace20]

I find it ironic that Crash was even considering that, aside from basic grunts and noises, he pretty much is a silent protagonist. Though it would make sense if he really was "crashing" the party. Also, the animation got really glitchy

[ktkmtbb11]

Crash can talk?

[gamerStuyGS]

@ktkmtbb11 ever play Crash 1 on the PS1? Well you should, its really fun and challenging. To answer your question yes, yes he can but he has a terrible voice actor in the first game. fortunatly he talks breifly for one cut scene.

[mesesube]

the puke sound is so real lol

[nintendogamer43010]

NOPE its glitchy

[jackiecrane57]

WHERE WAS CLAUDE SPEED :O

[canihave1dollar]

Samus should have been invited.

[BlaizeTheDragon]

@canihave1dollar Two words and a letter. "Metroid Other M" And the bitch should of kept her trap shut... Yes I can talk that way about her after what Other M did to her character.

[DelZell8]

carsh only says retard lines: "PANCAKES!" case and point

[MrVeswer]

I was wanting Gordon freeman to bash crash over the head with his crow bar

[greencomet2011]

hey why wasnt mario invited?

[over9000ftwbaby]

@greencomet2011 cause plenty a games have a mario a talking lol!

[swordofluminesence]

Wow, not even the fucking terrible crash from today is able to talk.... other than a word or two, that sucks too. I believe Sonic would've been better for this one.

[TheOriginalBoman]

When was Crash able to talk?

[DrClay999]

@TheOriginalBoman

Well... he did say "Pancakes" once, and he basically says gibberish in the newer games.

[anthonyblast62]

tun subtitles on and laugh

[juanjaquezable]

they should fix it and re upload it

[TheTrollingShuckle]

Gordon and chell like a boss

[nothoughtoccurshere]

Chell is a boss

[coldReactive]

@nothoughtoccurshere Chell is the best No-talker :P

[ShadowdaHedgie11]

o hai chell. Don't listen to Crash, you're definately a 9.

[ClevelandRock]

Hah! I get it. His name's Crash.

[MRmr011]

wait link talks in the new zelda games...the BAD zelda games that is

[Pito100best]

@MRmr011 he doesnt

[ShadowdaHedgie11]

@MRmr011 Last time I checked he only 'talks' in the CD-i games, which aren't new.

[Wolfterrier1234]

Where is Mario??

[sonicfanbuster98]

what the he.. wait thats the video

[TheHellfox561]

when did crash talk?

[lawofmatthew]

@TheHellfox561 Actually he did talk (But only one line, i think...) but the game wasn't made by Naughty Dog, is made by someone else. The name escapes from my head.

[AidGum]

REUPLOAD PLZ

[Goldminor1127]

why not invite pokemon trainer his silent?

[stormweaver82]

Master chief speaks though, thus not silent

[iHopeCloud]

They should have put Master Chief in this video

[degorterb2]

@iHopeCloud roach from mw2

[MRmr011]

@iHopeCloud he talks 

[MrLarryorr]

crash should have left really

[desenrrollado]

XD 

[TheForbiddenMushroom]

Chell FTW!

[Kennyqueso404]

ib love how you put crash bandicoot as the principal character

[zombiedudezac]

id do the portal thing to myself for fun

[AceDetective2]

is it just me or is it a little glitchy

[samtheblackhog]

@AceDetective2 It's not you. It's terribly glitched.

[pigducks]

@AceDetective2 it is a bit glitchy.

[GinoZump]

@AceDetective2 crash is totally glitchy after a few brewkskies.

[RobeonMew]

@AceDetective2

videos on youtube sometime break like this. only way to fix it is to ask Dorkly to reupload it.

[AceDetective2]

@RobeonMew not only youtube, but on their on site aswell

[ZeBrainkrieg]

@AceDetective2 glitchy on purpoise!

[Agakroete45]

aw man its everywhere XD

[6000NoobTube]

He is talking through glitch.

[sixinthehood]

lol, Gordon ain't goin' nowhere without his crowbar :D

[ultraisaac2]

Chell made noise and so did Link.

[Lokiman121]

Crash was about as silent as Link.

[100p3y]

@Lokiman121 WAS until the new games. Damnit Microsoft!

[Mystic3517]

Crash was actually kinda silent in his games as well wasn't he? :p

[REALGameMX]

wait... this portal gun... Wasn't that in the game "Henry stickmin 3"?

[6000NoobTube]

@REALGameMX NO IT WAS IN PORTAL YOU N00B! DON'T MESS WITH CHELL!

[REALGameMX]

@6000NoobTube Shut the fuck up you bastard! You guy want always the same: write some bad things to other people, that are just giving a comment to a video! And you are the biggest noob I've ever seen! You're outing your self as a noob! XD Oh your so stupid!

[WingZero172]

@REALGameMX

Said the guy who can't use the proper form of "you're." BAZINGA!

[REALGameMX]

@WingZero172 only one thing to write now to you: STUPID?

[WingZero172]

@REALGameMX

You mad bro?

[REALGameMX]

@WingZero172 no, 1st: I'm not your "bro" and 2nd: I'm not mad, I only have to answer to an idiot!

[dogonabike100]

@REALGameMX dont feed the troll

[kalil6]

crash wasnt supposed to be mute as well?

[b1gbudda]

is there a 8 bit crash bandicoot?

[DragunovSVD98]

@b1gbudda nop

[RedTroopa]

I wonder what Chrono and Link were talking about. Oh wait...

[MrNodyarg]

whats with the glitches on crash

[CabooseIsMatthew]

The only main protagonist the mainly showed was form VALVe.

[bulletbill479]

Bandicoot has got to get his CRASH on!!!

[Alagremm]

Awkward. Last time I had seen this video there were no glitches in it.

[martinbondesson]

Nah, that's not a crowbar... THIS is a crowbar! *shows picture of a bunch of crows sitting in a bar* ...See?

[mrloudanimator]

Why is Crash glitching out?

[Sciencebro]

@mrloudanimator Critical existence failure since he's talking.

[dapaoper]

To save all of us the search: Ultradrago2000's comment:

"WHERE WAS CHELL? D:"

You're welcome.

[ghostpirate7349]

great now i have to search for UltraDrago2000's original comment

[hydrix1985]

0:00

[TheMusicDope]

poor dog. that lady is a real witch.

[ernestomv26]

Thats what she said!

[MrJediCow]

great, now lets search for UltraDrago comment

[juderock110]

You monster.

[Nerdytimes]

I recognized Link, Chrono, and the girl from Portal... Where's Mario? Where's Red? Where're the main characters of FFI? And who's that guy with glasses?

[theultamatelife666]

@Nerdytimes Gordon Freeman from half life.

[Dwhite1788]

@Nerdytimes Mario talks

[soandsotwo]

@Nerdytimes

Mario talks all the time!

And i'm gessing that some people recognise ash as red (if you mean pokemon's Red.)

[CoolDudeClem]

Wait, Crash never spoke before, I guess as beer (or whatever) makes people less able to speak, it has the opposite effect on Crash maybe.

[Wilhelm1892]

Since when is Crash not silent?

[Bonabopn]

@Wilhelm1892 That's what i was thinking, he makes about as much noise as link does. :s

[SammEater]

R.I.P. Crash. T.T

[2noson2]

why isn"t fancy pants MAN at the silent protaganist party?!?!

[XninjamidgetX]

@2noson2 because thats a flash game....

[MasterDragon130]

lol clever title

[hexpinteas]

Crash, crashed the party.

[Arrowhead0006]

Mario? Rookie?

[timbo35353]

Looks like he

*puts on sunglasses*

crashed and burned.

YEAHHHHH

[SuperDarkNecromancer]

@timbo35353 dontcha mean he..

*puts on glasses*

man, its bright out

[PSshadow92]

PANCAKES!

[Littlemandude11]

@PSshadow92 wtf

[PSshadow92]

@Littlemandude11 Crash's first and last word.

[Littlemandude11]

@PSshadow92 oh

[ShadyKitsune]

Wait, I didn't know they voiced Crash now?

[FineGamerYT]

GORDON FREEMAN

[nerf4ever95]

i thought crash was silent. i fell old that i know crash bandicoot

[theoriginalmquan]

@nerf4ever95 he talks in the new ones, and they are terrible. they butchered him, but not as bad as they butchered spyro

[nerf4ever95]

@theoriginalmquan spyro always talked. how did they butchered him?

[theoriginalmquan]

@nerf4ever95  here you go: watch?v=kKFl4adEgOs&feature=re­lmfu

[Ghoststalkerq]

@theoriginalmquan Oh spyro... why?

[Tyranidwarriorman1]

Go CHELL!

[UltimatePlayer000001]

Portal gun ... epic party trick =)

[BlackIce620]

One of the many reasons I want a portal gun

[ROFLthatsme]

wtf is a silent protagonist party? I will sub whoever replys

[awesomabsol]

@ROFLthatsme the playable characters in video games who dont talk are having a party thats basiclly what it is

[MrGamer541]

@ROFLthatsme A party containing main characters from a game that are mutes.

[RamzaBeoulve02]

That's just mean as hell. I didn't laugh one bit.

[GoldKnightProduction]

It took me to weeks to figure out why you used Crash for this.

"Crashing the party" and "Crash Bandicoot"

[COSM1CxTyler]

the pukes not everywhere its in your face

[ArcanaAaron]

and THIS is why Crash should never speak.

[robertsfunny1995]

What's with the graphical glitches? Did they do that on purpose?

[EtheManiac]

@robertsfunny1995 they are not intentional, go to their website to view the opriginals and those glitched arent there

[PoutingXEvoke]

@EtheManiac -_- It is intentional. It's because Crash Bandicoot isn't the highest definition game, so they purposely put that in.

Fail.

[EtheManiac]

@PoutingXEvoke listen idiot. go to the website and WATCH IT THERE for crying out loud!

[DivineFlamez]

@robertsfunny1995 ya crash had graphical glitches in his game

[nintendomario007]

@robertsfunny1995 yes

[ummmkewler]

@robertsfunny1995 encoding error

[Penetal]

@dorkly could you reupload? seems when youtube converted the video the codec fucked up or something.

[Dargon9777]

thats how you use the portal device

[1236sason]

he only neds that flying mask and she will be sorry for doing that later

anyway he looks like a douche only because no one els can talk

[ElectricRat]

I knew she was gonna portal his ass xD

[rr1122333]

lol chell

[TheKrisvids]

I am not going to hit on chell!

[YeIlowPickle]

No the video isn't broken. Crash just crashed the pixels. :3

[therunes100]

spyro...lol

[TheTwoGunKid]

If I had a dollar for every pixel crash had.......I'd have one dollar.

[giygasinfector]

Is this because Crash of the Titans?

[davetheodore14]

@giygasinfector Maybe.

[Andthatswhymacssuck]

It's a shame Claude Speed and Isaac Clarke couldn't have been there

[piemanization]

@Andthatswhymacssuck

Isn't Issac capable of speech in the second one?

[CabooseIsMatthew]

VALVe has the most silent protagonists ever

[64zm]

Link has been silent longer than any of them 25 years of silence now that is dedication

[SendoRoba]

I miss crash