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  • no piss?

  • BEST THING EVER: SEX

  • Yep, whenever I'm in the kitchen, I repeatedly pound on someone's back while humping them, then when they collapse from a combination of pain, confusion, and terror, I raise my arms in victory.

  • it just doesn't stop.......

  • And here i thought he was gonna say cooking.....

  • Love everything he do , and he will go down in history never can be duplicated . Chynamahi

  • what a douche bag.

  • Come on! This is what I'm gonna do if you let me in! I'm gonna get a piano and hump it! Yeeeeaaaaaah!

  • This is what im gonna do !

  • i love r kelly and i always will ..... if these fast ass kids stop lying about their age tryin to b grown they wouldnt get pissed on

  • wtf...?!

    

  • it's too many kids in here smh

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  • That's right ladies, don't let R. Kelly in your kitchen, or else he'll hump the toaster.

  • ...bet you won't. ok I take that back Kelz cause I know you will!!! urgyrl4life

  • pahaha what the fuck is he doing!!

    !!

  • Is that supposed to be "music"?

  • ...and I'd fix him a sandwich afterwards! :)

  • Hes so focused

  • Cum n my kitchen

  • All of that action whilst chopping up potatoes!

  • sounds like he's shagging a piano

  • damn i thought he was going to piss all over a teenager

  • I won't let this man get 50 yards near my property EVER!!!

  • @Teamo86

    Won't stop him from standing outside your property preforming what he would do if you let him in your kitchen

  • WHOOOWWWW THE BEST TO ME.

  • I'm an R Kelly fan and I think thats an epic title lol

  • HES GONNA FUCKING RAPE YOU WITH HIS RAGING HARD NIGGER COCK

  • hes gonna pee on your food!

  • omg kelly dont do this to me lol hehehehehehehehehehehehehe

  • kelly had him a big ol' invisible woman haha

  • Lmao

  • I'm scared….

  • ahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • What. A. Douche.

  • fthis had me in tears when i first saw this because i wasn't really exxpecting this

  • you're going to fuck my dishwasher?

  • DON'T LET R KELLY INTO YOUR TUNNEL

  • @furburga BEM BEM BEM BEM BEM BEM BEM BEM BEM BEM BEM BEM BEM BEM BEM BEM

  • And I haven't been in my kitchen since then...

  • wow he REALLY likes the air. Humpin it with all SORTSA detail.

  • thats a piss full of platinum

  • damn i can't stop looking at this

  • I feel sorry for any man who walks into his kitchen and catches R. Kelly doing that to his wife.

  • So this girl ask me if i wanted to come into her kitchen . I didnt kno what to say so i told her I wasn't hungry and she seemed upset . . I know why now .

  • @MultiBeast96 lmfao

  • love it! now thats how you do it!

  • Ooohhhh My Goddd'' if i Got a Hold Of R Kelly'' Mannnn He Would Not Never Leave Again For Real... He Talking About What He Would Do To Us Lady's'' Shoottt He Just Don't Know What i Would Do Too Him... i Will Have Him Screaming My Name'' Not His Name., But My Name For Reallll Mmmmm'' Much Loveeee !!!!

  • Lmfao, he was goin ham.

  • Hmmm daaamn daaamn daamn! I just need 1 night with that man!!

  • wow did yall see his face wow omg

  • lmao

    

  • ilove r kelly

  • look @ diz nikka face @ :44- :50 he waz fellin it real t yeaah i sd it

  • man dis dudes crazy lol

  • He forgot the part where he pees on you... XD

  • watch out now

  • Lol

  • Can't imagine what will happen if you actually let him in your bedroom!

  • im scared

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  • That my nigga

  • lol

  • R Kelly. Great singer. Greater Air Humper.

  • Damn lol

  • it looked like he was really getting in to it

  • this is what i'm talkin about

  • i have the dvd of this concert, 

  • rofl ♥

  • smh he probably talkin bout the kids too

  • lmao hes the man point blank period

  • oh yea! i love this ! i keep watching this over and over he can come in my kitchen any time!

  • hate to see what he'd do in the bathroom

  • lmao!

  • hahaha!!

    

  • hahaha!!!

    

  • Greatest video of life!! R.Kelly is such a sports champion! 

  • WOW!

  • This is so cool. Keep going,Legend!!!

  • ON YOUR TIPPY TOES..Im down

  • mmmm kells,lol

  • I wonder if he pissed in the kitchen after he was done?

  • Haa ; Funny Shitt ; (:

    Thanks Ferr Showing Me Jarrid . (x

  • wow...

  • Taylor gang or let R. kelly in your kitchen

  • I wish I was in front of him!!

  • DUN. DUN. DUN. DUN.

    BANG. BANG. BANG. BANG.

    THRUST .THRUST. THRUST. THRUST.

    BAM. BAM. BAM. BAM.

    BAH. BAH. BAH. BAH.

    ...and the oven still isn't pregnant

  • @mydogisfatable hahhahhahahhaha this is a good one

  • @mydogisfatable OH FUCK I CANT BREATHE

  • This is one of my all time favorite videos.

  • Hi, this is Chris Hanson with Dateline NBC and we're doing a story on Rape in the kitchen.

  • And women LIKE THIS SHIT?!?! Wow.. If THIS is all you need to do in order to become a rapper, then SIGN ME UP.

  • Lordy...Lordy...I need just one nite with this man...I know ill be crazy in the head...And ill come back 4 more !!!!!lol...Go Kells my fav singer of all times...

  • so good

  • I LOVE KELLY !! HE MADE SOME OF THEE BEST MUSIC EVER AND HE HAS A STYLE LIKE NO OTHER ....P.S. THIS IS JUS LOVELY.......HATERS GO TOO HELL ..LOL!

  • ok.... I'll take the advice

  • Love the way I LOve it ! (in the kitchen ) :$

  • whats the song called ?

  • LET THIS MMAANN IN YOUR KECHEN AND FUCKING YOU YOU WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOUR SELF

  • he was singing to all the 13 year olds in the room lol XD

  • happy birthday greg

  • 0:46 Sex face.

  • shake and bake?

  • don't let blu in your kitchen

  • R. Kelly is an Iron Chef, his cooking skills are amazing.

  • That's not how you "do" the dishes

  • HAHAH OH MHY GOD HAHAHAHHAAHAH I'M CRYING ATOOOO

  • What a wiener lol

  • N***A GET YO CRAZY ASS OUT MY KITCHEN LOL

  • @KellyGreene08 damn I want to get in your kitchen Ms Greene

  • R. Kelly ain't cumming in my kitchen. no way.

  • My minds telling me no but my body my body's telling me yeah!!!!!!!!!!!

  • he can do that to me anywhere lol =)

  • im CRYING.

  • ...... and then he'll piss on you.

  • funniest shit EVER!! haha i saw this on the lovelineshow website:D

  • 30 people let R.Kelly in their kitchen.

  • NS Represent

  • piggy backin' off of chocolaht's reply..how old do you have to be for R to wanna come into your kitchen.. LOL! *talented man*

  • R Kelly can come into MY KITCHEN anytime and chop up some tomatoes, fruits, vegetables and potatoes...DAMMM! (I hope he like grown women now....lol)

  • He came in the kitchen AND PISSED ALL OVER THE FLOOR

  • YALL QUIT HATING ON KELLZ HE THE FUCKING MAN

  • @jansenfelton the fucking man of peadophilia maybe

  • This is classic XD

  • ROFL This is the funniest video i've seen on youtube all year! Oh gosh I can't even breath, dying of laugther too funny! especially his face at 0.45-47

  • Doesn't he mean, "If you let me in your Mom's kitchen?" Teenagers don't have kitchens.

  • Let home in your kitchen he will spice your food...

  • I think he had sex our women brains,

  • yall silly,I'm laughing at that comment about the bathroom,

  • Sounds like he's fucking a piano.

  • @thealexthing 4 real

  • @thealexthing can't remember the last time i laughed harder at a top comment... may it be a prosperous one

  • @thealexthing roflmao!!!!!!!! i love kells! but dang that shyt was funny as hell

  • @thealexthing you're right

  • @thealexthing hahaha

  • He;s going to rape you? Blimey.

  • So many dirty dishes.

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  • ...trapped in the kitchen with R.Kelly...

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  • he's gona dick slang

  • The fact that this was planned just makes it that much worse. Can you imagine how uncomfortable some of those rehearsals must have been?

  • DAMN.....THAT 15 SHOULDN'T OF LET HIM IN THE KITCHEN

  • This concert was outstanding. I'm not judging the man, but his music and performances are out of this world!

  • Approximately 93 pelvic thrusts

  • oooh hotness

  • Fuck.. I haven't been in my kitchen for 3 years now because of R. Kelly.. I'm scared that he is waiting there for me.

  • Get a grip people. Why watch his concerts if you hate him? I don't see the audience not enjoying it!

  • and then we wonder what in the hell is wrong with our society?!?!?.....LOL...what an idiot!!

  • Is this what started... dare I say... "Dick Slangin"?!

  • lmao

  • Uh..... Ok. So if a woman lets him in herr kitchen he is going to hump the air.... Nice... Still love the R anyway...

  • Damn, Kels, you think the air came yet?

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  • ROFL What happens in this man's kitchen should stay in his kitchen. Preferably with a steel lock on the door.

  • i watched this last night he snapped the whole thing lol

  • yes pllzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • r kelly u can fuk me anywhere

  • His thrusts have beat.

  • I can live my whole life without seeing this...

  • Thanks now I can never look at bagels the same way again. Jerk.

  • Did you fuck this bread? Did you FUCK this BREAD?

  • yeah this guy is totally incapable of disgusting sexual acts....idiot

  • This is from The Light It Up Tour , i got it on DVD. he does alotta stuff like this when he's performing, so cute!

  • shiid idk about yall but damn r kelly u can com all up n dis kitchen emmmm damn i lik it lik dat 2 lolx

  • Letting Mr Kelly in your kitchen will be the biggest mistake of your life.

  • @itsRazzi I would love to let him in my kitchen and he can stay as long as he likes. I love him and his music. He is one of the greatest of all times especially when it comes to love music.

  • @MegaQueen7777 Yeah he killed that version at the concert!!.....LOL

  • sexy but fuccin hilarious..lmao

  • what a twat

  • Now we all need a cold shower.

  • Dis is WUT I'm GUNNA DO, IF YOU LET ME IN YOUR KITCHEN BABEYY, IM GUNNA THRUST THRUST THRUST THRUST THRUST THRUST THRUST THRUST THRUST THRUSTTHRUST THRUST THRUST THRUST THRUSTTHRUST THRUST THRUST THRUST THRUSTTHRUST THRUST THRUST THRUST THRUST THRUST THRUST THRUST THRUST THRUST THRUST THRUST THRUST THRUST THRUST THRUST THRUST THRUST THRUST THRUSTTHRUST THRUST THRUST THRUST THRUST To be continued... THEN NEXT DAY THRUST THRUST THRUST THRUST
  • @sergitosardo lollllllllllllllllll!

  • yeah he going to thrust x20 then piss on the floor lmfao

  • Black people are musical freaking geniuses lol

  • nigga u aint getting near my kitchen shiiit ! 

  • What a talentless cunt.

  • wow this is one horny bastard peeing on little girls and fucking food and what not

  • Lollllllllllllll. If he comes to my house, I will throw a tomato at him, I am allergic, but I will keep some just in case. :p

  • especially if you have underage girls in the kitchen, dont let him in.

  • the hell they singing about cutting up tomatoes fruits and vegestables and potatoes