The Brazilian Burglar

[kabovill]

I would leave em there fore a week before I called the PoPo.

[doorvesh]

legend says he is stuck in the jail bars now!

[ChaosCallMe]

I would have stuck a sign on his butt that said "World's Dumbest Moron," and then charged people a dollar to come in and look at him. :)

[tf1977sled]

Fucking idiots feel bad for the criminal. Ahh he's desperate. I would have executed him on the spot. Fucking animal. Thieves. He was a druggy breaking into a home he had no cloths on to get thru the bars. I'm waiting to catch a thief he won't get mercy. I do have something for him though......

[LiaMaKaChauHai]

don't laught you idiot American last 60 years doing the same thing for thief do you know

[therrain]

So, being a thief is a job.

[xpaullywogx]

huehue

[dumaramutsi]

like 36 cops to arrest one guy in underwear(?)

[MarcoTUV]

@dumaramutsi actually they came to that house to see

[dumaramutsi]

@MarcoTUV did you laugh at my comment? ;) that was the idea.

[Philivix]

lol, i need to inform antoine dodson the rapist is finally caught!

[kenseisato1989]

venus human trap

[joe6panther6]

Karmic

[crazyhippie69]

0:56 is the best part, he's being arrested, but the translation is SO polite and with a british accent :)

[blackboy9573]

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[8783674374]

If he was willing I'd just skull fuck him

[DaryluzB]

hes climbing in yo window getting stuck on your bars and thats all

[Richval2216]

lol 1:05 stupid dude hit his head lol

[Hurqq]

Don't do the crime, if you can't do the crime

[JJJustinJJ]

LOL the door was open

[tehrunescapefreak1]

kinda of a dicky move to call the cops on him... i mean idk, if i was that guy, i would just u know, let him go and given him a loaf of bread. Idk, maybe thats just me.

[HMS564]

@tehrunescapefreak1 That's just you.

[purpleberry245]

cmon people feel pity. i feel bad for this guy. look at him. he doesnt even have proper clothes. he tried to break in because hes desperate.

[ATibs23]

I would've punched him in the head mad hard

[hotpopcorncake]

if i was the owner i would let him stay there, and make jokes all day eating cereal and dinner time..eat captain crush in front of him and wave it in front of him..invite nieghtborhood for good laugh..

[dumfart21]

i shit with the door open

[jofujenkins]

i love the interview with the homeowner being conducted while the guy is still trapped in the background.

[wardxamy]

the question is... how'd he get in?

[ElmerDurrer]

didnt he notice the big open door?

[Guerrillablackdog]

ahem... lol!

[ayman1006]

Imagine eating your cereals in the morning, looking behind you and find a naked, skinny brazillian dude stuck between your windows.

[grannyvonng]

Good Lord.

[7tyTwo]

huehuehueuhuehue

[WillingToPooNvm]

they say he got stuck in the jail bars too

[doorvesh]

@WillingToPooNvm good one

thumbs up!

[uiruu]

Wheezy Waiter ad on the side? Lol.

[ZarcothGaming]

next level of prison break.

[blackorb1999]

damn hes ripped for a burglar

[XxJoshuaCBxX]

@blackorb1999 Yup , every brazilian is like that , except the fat ones..

[warpath001]

Haha Yeah, He's hanging there and they are interviewing the home owner.

[TudoracheMG]

What is that tune called?

[finix65]

@TudoracheMG smooth criminal

[squidvis]

@TudoracheMG Smooth Criminal (Alien Ant Farm cover)

The original song is by Micheal Jackson.

[jenova6669]

in brazil i heard they make a famous video where 2 girls share a chocolate ice cream in a cup .

[XxJoshuaCBxX]

@jenova6669 HAHA 2 GIRLS 1 CUP REFFERANCE HAHA

[QazJer]

haha these comments are so funny

[Vaughnlesterinoz]

I lol'd how they just left him hanging there for a while. ^_^ serves him right.

[Davi21able]

Lmao hes bin traped Like a Rat ahaha, wow what a dumb ass

[Chiflado21]

This better not happen to him in prison

[mojolol1]

The underwear burglar has ABS?

[jmannunez]

HE CLIMBING IN YO WINDOWS...AND...well....hes not getting much farther then that.

[OnlyGirlsLikeMe]

@jmannunez EPICCCCC ROFLMAOOOOLOLOLOL

[aero136]

@jmannunez LMFAOOO!!!!

[jmannunez]

*Guy wakes up in the morning* ok i got my lamp over there, couch, guy in the wall.....WAIT A MINUTE!

[MineMoreFish]

Everything in brazil is stupid. Even robbers. What a shit country.

[Dekationz]

rofl

[MaLTaWheels1]

Lol

[springerspencer]

His yellowish pants look stained.

[wesker964]

I ive in brasil and thrust me UNFORTUNELY this is not rare criminals here are stupid...well i guess they are stupid in everywhere

[QCBEC]

@wesker964 No this never happen in quebec lol XD

[MRmagnatron]

Wall hax failed on him

[gtkodo]

haha NOOB!

[AstorSkywalker]

hahaha lol

[demopix1]

hahaha

[bmirish33]

lmfao @ 0:28 hes just hangen there

[SuperTruth77]

My Dad died last year, & when going through the old family house I found some human remains in the cellar!

Obviously I called the Police in, & DNA testing showed it to be a local burglar who ‘disappeared’ in 1983. Dad must have caught him breaking in, tied him up & left him to die down there! The guy was such a low-life it was just assumed at the time he must have run away or got drunk & fallen in the river- not that anyone cared much about him anyway. Not sure what to think of whole affair…

[tacostits]

@SuperTruth77 i call shenanigans

[jim191185]

@SuperTruth77 lol is this true?. i would do the same thing to be honest :D

[911firefight]

I speak Portuguese and what he really said was "What the fuck is your problem, can't you see a nigga is cold and keep the camera off my crotch area".

[hiephoi058]

hahahha

[papapudding]

And he hit his head on the car at 1:07

[richard229muscle]

BREAKING NEWS, HE WASN'T STEALING HE WAS GIVING THEM BACK THEIR WALLET AFTER THEY DROPPED IT OUTSIDE

[ESVDani]

That's why i couldn't my PS3 last night!!

[bombic85]

What now? What now? Let me tell you what now. I’ma call a coupla hard, pipe-hittin’ niggers, who’ll go to work on the homes here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch. You hear me talkin’, hillbilly boy? I ain’t through with you by a damn sight. I’ma get medieval on your ass:)))) too bad it wasnt Marsellus house...

[NatoBord]

AMAW

[zTrezSniping]

LOL 1:01 , float like a butterfly sting like a bee.

[ninisx12]

what a bell END

[M1tchy0306]

hes lucky a gay guy didnt get there first.

[zeus13th]

@M1tchy0306 Very True. He'll realize th cops are a good thing if that's happen

[XLSaga]

@M1tchy0306 would of been carnival up in that bitch LOL



[BleachVanguard]

@M1tchy0306 Haha... you so funny... Sorry but I would not tap that for a million dollars. -_-

[paclac1337]

@BleachVanguard

Another gay guy would

[mastamoo1]

@M1tchy0306 or any horny guy

[nolifemerc]

image if 10 machogays would walk by, lol his ass.......

[lash83n]

i dunno what's worse. the alien ant farm on this video, or the justin timberlake on the giant leg video...haha.

[sulochanasaranga]

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[luvtoeatit2000]

the owner shoulda greased up his ass and fucked him with a baseball bat wefore the cops got there for trying that BS

[richard229muscle]

stupid amercians

[Cypha1]

@richard229muscle that was in brazil

[ericoschmitt]

if this was at my house i wouldnt call the police.. i would stick a pinapple in his ass and leave him to death!

[TheNorseLegend]

Man you'd feel a right tit getting caught like that, ooh the humiliation.

[bizzle187]

i wonder if hes shaking because he needs some heroin. how the fuck do you get desperate enough to try this retarded shit?

[musicplayer4879]

this not micheal jackson (the song)

[MacRief]

@musicplayer4879 No that's right. It's not Michael Jackson either. It's Alien Ant Farm.

[bihcardinals]

so why is he in his underwear.....lol

[gtaIVlord]

And if any of u played Modern Warfare 2´s favela mission, its nothing compared to the real favela. Its 1000X times worse than the game. Its ridiculous.

[gtaIVlord]

And we even have a new subway station. Its all advanced and clean and all that. But its not where its necessary. No. Its in the centre on tourists here in São Paulo: the Avenida Paulista (Paulista avenue). Thats is ridiculous. We even have an expression here for this: "para inglês ver" which means "to english people see". Its does not go only to brits but any other rich nation. U can even check it on Google Translator.

[gtaIVlord]

Im a brazilian and i hate people like this. They are every where here, but they are not the worst criminals here. The worst tipr of criminal is like, in anywhere else, the politics, who just spend all the tax money that should go to hospitals and public schools. But no. They use OUR MONEY to buy themselves ginourmous houses and expensive cars. But also the people help them. The people prefer them to reform a FUCKING SOCCER STADIUM to show the world how advanced we are in 2014. I HATE THIS.

[blackphonetic1]

I told him, I'd meet him at the bar in a pinch.

[TheNEMKE]

smooth criminal haha

[1942STALKER]

0:35 the guy's mind :" a man wearing underwear stucking on windows mmmm sexy ...... "

[mfilip62]

Someone shuld rape him while he is stuck like that! :-)

You know...that happens when male goat stucks in the fence and other goats repe him!

[gooman989898]

what a funny quote.. "leave me alone, i have been stuck here but you still come and piss me off"

[JonGarrett2008]

I would have paddled his ass, gave him electric shocks and finally let my dog have go at him before I called the cops.

[BoringNiggerCock]

LOL Just like me and my people in general, we are stupids.

[balado1988]

wish that was my house with a hot women breaking in... i'd take full advantage

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[skalla1000]

in soviet russia, house steals you

[akadiyski]

oh, he is very sensitive :) `leave me alone!...and so on`

[wylecoyote65]

his ribs must be hurting

[gekiryudojo]

I would have left him there as a conversation piece, for my visitors

[PAKposse]

Lucky guy, 4 years prison wiv free bed, food and as much sex as he can take!

[rocknrolldogg]

If i'd found that c*nt hanging out of my window he'd still be there now and he would be my entertainment for the next 6 months. I'd even cancel my sky subscription. Any ideas on what i should do to him ??

[DUVOODUtattoo]

@rocknrolldogg VERY GOOD IDEA !!!

[eckyspondoolie]

If this happened in USA the burgular would sue the owner of the house for a million bucks and won. LOL

[marcelo1489]

@eckyspondoolie hahahaha yea thats totally true..

[SkankinRobots]

@eckyspondoolie if this was the USA the guy who owned the house would have blown the burglers head off with a shotgun

[MrMattrobin]

@eckyspondoolie and I would sue you for spelling burglar wrong.

[eckyspondoolie]

@MrMattrobin oops it was a late night. LOL Maybe her was there to steal a hamburger.

[Georkles]

@MrMattrobin

true, but his point is far more funny

[lukie69]

@eckyspondoolie LOL

[nate045]

@eckyspondoolie Only in the us they are idiots -.-

[SEThatered]

@eckyspondoolie

And if this happened in russia...

...well, it happens there every year. I blame it on putin.

[XxHornet21zxX]

@eckyspondoolie isnt it fun living in such a twisted place lol

[elitejofus35]

@eckyspondoolie sad but fucking true

[jamiejeffrey05]

i'd have put the garden hose up his arse and turned it on.

[stpirkka8]

Name of the song ? at 0:05- 1:09?

[xxxTaylorxx3]

@stpirkka8 Smooth Criminal

[wylecoyote65]

@stpirkka8 smooth criminal of course

[Sull95eN]

idiota :D

[foxtweeg]

i would have left him there, the window could sure use something to make it look better anyway

[giauyen]

you can see the cops just standing there laughing...HAHAHA

[c4rl0spunk]

And to think I live near where this happened! I can only say one OCIS: This bum is a joke here in town today. The city in question is called Guara and is 10km from the capital of Brazil, Brasilia.

[pedroaguiaromundo]

@c4rl0spunk caraca isso foi no guara?!?! quando foi isso?? sou de sobradinho

[c4rl0spunk]

@pedroaguiaromundo Isso foi em 2003, foi comentado até no JH. Pra saber mais procure no Google sobre "ladrão preso em janela no Guará". Vai achar mais informações.

[liralovetwilight]

HAHAHAHHAHAHA 

[spartanxka]

he took of his cloth so he can fit in

[BWGgy]

''Leave me alone! I've been arrested here and you still come here and piss me off.'' ?

Should've left him there to die, little punk. Thinking about no one but him self, so let him get himself out of it. If I were the owner, would've kept him there till he learned something, would've been better to watch than TV.

[pedroaguiaromundo]

@BWGgy they took him out cuz eventually he was going to piss in the couch and ruin it.. no one wantes that :D

[david292978]

"i was drinking coffee, and turn back....and see a dude danglin from my fucken window" picture this

[iPhone4aple]

lmao spacker

[WeaponSamurai]

yea I fucking hate people like that. No respect for the job

[MrJandelli]

im from brasil,but that burglar is really a stupid...

[kosmosleha]

take a car jack and pry the bars open before trying to get in dumbass

[mafiagman]

he lucky it didn't happen in some gay man house. otherwise he would get raped from behind.

[turnfootsherlock]

i am brazillian too i think

[sexking83]

hahahahah

[crazman01]

If i found that guy i just would of pissed on him and say "Steal that bitch!"

[fenderstatzo]

HIDE YOUR KIDS AND HIDE YOUR WIFE!

[TheGilmer]

@fenderstatzo Hide yo' husband too!

[looks911]

@fenderstatzo hahaha nice one

[m3iz0ns]

he got lucky the ownor fo that house didt shot him

If it was in my House i'll put a bullet on his head...

this is brazillian problem we need to start to Kill thief..

VAMO BORA BRAZIL MODAFUKAA

[Babssparrow]

the fact that he's retarded and a burglar has nothing to do with being brazilian, at least not for all of us. or I could say all americans are stupid and all english people are racist. but of course that's not true. so for shit sake, just shut the fuck up with those stupid comments and enjoy the fact that he got stucked in there .

[zoquibax]

0:30 I love the look on the policeman on the right's face

[TheDrea221]

how the hell do u get stuck while breaking in. didnt his dumbass kno that he was too big for that lil square

[nothingnothing2]

I love how the cop was smiling.

[Pedrofrombrazil]

Stargate

[manjesyed]

dat must hurt a lot

[billywillgo]

You must be Brazilian also because your trying to tell me he's naked because he's smart enough to know that it's easier to get through small holes naked??? Well look at him.... he's stupid, half naked, and stuck in the bars....and now on his way to a dirty Brazilian jail. And that's the guy who's side you want to be on??? YOU are one stupid stinky Brazo.

[stylzofbeyond]

i think the guy just want to go to jail hahaha :D

[archizmanuel]

why is he half naked???

[Bman135]

@archizmanuel cause thats wat does it for him i guess

[DAJAZDJ1]

HEY THAT'S MY COUSIN

[sergateway]

what a tard

[billywillgo]

It's because all Brazilians are stupid.

[WTHWTFWTB]

@billywillgo im brazilian, and im so stupid that i find you a very mature and wise person

[billywillgo]

@WTHWTFWTB you can't be Brazilian because you know how to type...and spell.

[WarWithNoHeart]

@billywillgo Talk about racism, gtfo.

[Sh1r01N3k0]

@billywillgo wtf youre talking about? O_O im brazilian too... that kind of comment makes me really think that ppl dont know brazil.... we are NOT stupid and ignorant... theres lots of great ppl in here... but i dont blame you... i blame the media... its just like saying america has only fat turds and blonde whores with silicon boobies =)

[bunnygohop]

@Sh1r01N3k0 Aw, don't blame the media. The media was created to inform the public so that they may form their own opinions. The media can't make Billy-style ignorance, that is a style of talent you have to be born with! :D Let's let him take credit for his own ignorance.

[LassOriginal]

@billywillgo And you are even more stupid, he is half naked to get in the house easier(Cloths make it harder to pass small holes)

[derikforeal]

yeah he shoulda had some fun with that one.. but then again being that embarrassed already if the homeowner did do something embarrassing, when he got out there would have been hell to pay.

[kokolistic]

in soviet rusia houses steal you!

[derikforeal]

@kokolistic funny stuff man.

[666marmelada]

hes got abs FUCK YEA

[rafa17fight]

i would have put gasoline on him and burned him for 2 minutes and then put the fire out after that i would pour salt on all the burns (so they can heal faster) and after that i would get a cactus turn it sideways and shove it straight up his candy ass. im from TEXAS

[santi97loco]

Damn, if it was a woman... lols