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  • Retarded comments^^^^^

  • what's up with jeremy's turkey neck cam at 3:47?

  • Lol,the narrator is really funny. "...and you know what?I don't really care about any of these things,because buying this car for it's dynamic abilities is like buying a porn film...for it's plot"

  • Project Gotham

  • איזה אוטו יווארדי

  • "or if the sat-nav had tourettes..." hahahahahahha

  • Ma chi stava guidando la 8C sotto la pioggia? Mai visto prendere certe traiettorie neanche da piloti alle prime armi...perfino sui tornanti qui nelle dolomiti con alla guida una donna ci si toglie tanto di cappello. ma forse al mister presentatore tv l'Alfa non ha dato concessioni particolari e lui si è vendicato...E l'aria più che scherzosa ma offensiva (soprattutto quando lui guida) dice tutto.

  • @DolomitiinDiretta Under the helmet there's Shumacher. Sotto il casco di Stig, che ha fatto il giro sotto la pioggia, c'è Shumacher. Guarda nei video correlati.

  • I want a sat nav that has tourettes.

  • i saw one driving around tokyo, almost crashed my sti oogling it

  • @tokenblackguy3032 "fucking turn here you prick!"

  • it should be red

  • In Croatia we have 2, one cabrio one coupe...both seen.

  • ugly

  • "As fake as a hooker's smile".

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  • This is it :D

  • ive seen two.....in canada of all places :)

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  • Best Top Gear review about best looing car ever made...

  • A chevrolet ad before the video. How sadly ironic is that. Chvrolet slogan should be: Chevy, for decades doing mediocre american cars for mediocre american people.

  • "....sounds fake like a hookers smile..." XDD

  • very nice Car, nice Sound....a little Monster ^^

  • this car should have been in the movies dvd as it makes the baddest noise ever

  • I love how Jeremy can insult a car and at the same time compliment it, with such subtlety.

  • Did he say a hookers smile ?????

  • when he punches the throttle... awww eargasm!

  • that car is UGLY. it's like a Ferrari 250, an old Jag, and a Hyundai Tiburon had a threesome and THIS came out...

  • @bluepowder7 you have some taste, how many BMW's do you own?

  • @Guid0o7 illiterate much? what does a BMW have to do with anything here or in my original opinion about an Alfa??? here's a fun coincidence for you - i used to love BMWs but didn't buy one for the past 10+ years since they seem to be mainly owned by GUIDOS and poseurs (and pizza delivery guys aspiring to be guidos if it's an old abused one). and also cuz BMW ditched the M8 program.

    btw, it's BMWs and not BMW's. no apostrophe, you tit. plural, not possessive.

  • @bluepowder7 i suppose you are not interested in art

  • @CC8sX06 art = opinion. so, you can love the Alfa, i can hate it (call it ugly), and since art is subjective, we're both right. and i DO like art. and the Alfa is not my type of art. i find the Ferrari 288 GTO to be VERY nice to look at as far as shapes and lines.

  • hahahahaha an ironing board with a face.

  • how much it cost???

  • @luisitoon1  in USA

  • @luisitoon1

    anywhere from 200k-300k pre-owned under 2500miles (depends on who's selling)

    it's a rare car so you pay premium

    If you have the money to buy one...... go buy a Ferrari

  • nice car

  • Some people says alfa romeo is bad?They are stupid people.

  • I'll take the similar (better) looking vette over this any day...

  • @RubiconJoey you are obviously drunk.

  • wow its like a amazing piece of italian art

    awsome!!!

    i want it!!! i want it now!!  i want it sooooooooooo bad

  • Soul and Passion, Soul and Passion, Soul and Passion, Soul and Passion, Soul and Passion, Soul and Passion, Soul and Passion, Soul and Passion, Soul and Passion, Soul and Passion, Soul and Passion, Soul and Passion.

  • ironing board with a face!!!!LOL

  • I WANT IT So Badly !!!!

  • for those who think that it was so slow because of the water, remember that you have to think that it will be 4 seconds faster with a dry track, so it means that it will be still 1:34, and that is not really fast either

  • "It even has a Limited Slip Differential" my fucking 1987 300zx has that shit lol.

  • The top comments are soo stupid

  • @pe6obutilkata I agree

  • BTW, the body looks like a Corvette.

  • @booyahbd

    hey i dont hate america! not all of us are perfect! non of us are and i like the usa :D

  • Put the car to do a lap in dry weather.Is not only wet weather is heavy rain on power lap.You want to tell us that the fiat 500 or a golf gti is faster than the 8c????Is not deserve for that car this lap time.

  • @cowboycody58 hey you must be from texas howdy from california, redneck

  • @joerjzx  Thank you.

  • MUST FIND COWBOYCODY58's COMMENT.

  • what a comment about Keira Knightley... brilliant! :D

  • calling your self a car fan and not buying alfa is like watching porn and not masturbating!! XD

  • Best car review ever made

  • I -3 that car

  • Own an Alfa Romeo is diferent from the other cars... You trully need to love cars!

    Germans, British and French make good cars but the Italians they somehow knows the essence of a car.

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  • Clarkson said it was hidious a couple series ago lol

  • seen one in Geneve! Heard that too.

    

  • very nice review

  • One of the best top gear reviews ever

  • 500 made. 499 of them are in a shop, or on fire, but it's an Alpha...

  • This car is so fantastic that, according to its test lap, it can walk on water.

  • @kaywest207

    Would like to sell your car fast and free, then check out vvvvvv.BigBenAds.co.uk

  • Man, Top Gear really does do fantastic short films... Amazing.

  • @superabed I'm proud to be an American, but I'm also really pissed off at our country and many of the uneducated imbeciles who post shit like that on youtube.

  • @GoProBro That's ok man, unfortunately we've in our country too, and actually plenty of them :) But thanks god there are also people like u... U have to be proud to be an American!

  • 139 people have a SKODA....

  • Much better proportioned than an Enzo.

  • 139 people dont like art

  • People who press 'dislike' own Peugeot or Opel

  • Jeremy Clarkson: "It has to be the best looking car ever"

    Lamborghini Reventon: "Oh bitch, please"

  • FUCK OFF UNCHARTED 3. NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOU!

  • Dear...Effing....Santa...

  • @MrMadpenguin If you think about it, Volkswagen is the brain as it owns Lamborghini, audi, bugatti, seat, škoda etc.

    Anyway, it started off the idea of an everyday car, hence the name ("People's car")

  • I usually agree with almost every opinion Clarkson expresses on this show. But I have to say I disagree with him as far as the looks of this car go. Yes, the curvy, femanine side profiles.. and the whole rear end for that matter are very attractive. However, I cant help but cringe every time the front end camera angle comes around. Its like the ferrari enzo's fat, ugly brother with a mustache.

  • BIG ERROR...

    How is possible compare and test cars running on different kinds of roads? Obviously Alfa 8C running on the water it's slower than the others!! Not serious test, fake show.

  • @jonglin71 There's a compare table for wet track and a table for normal track, dont tlak about the show if you dont watch it

  • Why no full HD?

  • @tab1990 when he says overrun hes talking about when you let off the gas and let the car slow

  • I am not the family type. But one day will i buy one, change the dampers and treat her with love.

  • Keira Knightley  disliked this video.

  • looks like porsche 0:24

  • When he says overrun, what dose he mean?

  • Italian crap....

  • @Evi1M4chine Hahahahahahahaha!

  • a building can be art so why cant a car??

  • That “art expert” was by definition full of shit. Art is something that *resonates* with people. That’s it. It ’s *one* of its functions. Even asking the question whether it can have other functions, is as pointless as asking what’s north of north pole. Oh, and because that resonance is a completely personal thing, the definition of art is completely personal and not absolute. Which makes it by definition impossible to be an “art expert” So he’s just full of himself, that’s all.

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  • "What Alfa has built, is 14 feet of art."

  • Is this a Italian car?

  • @illiria2000 Never Mind I just saw the English flag.

  • @illiria2000 Yes it is Italian.

  • @TheFerrarifan458 But if you look 5:07 you see the car has a English flag on it, so shouldn't it be a English car?

  • i wish they review pagani huayra :(

  • @0verdead ME TOO.

  • But that was a wet lap, and might I say Stig drove the hell out that car

  • I want one

  • When the other car makers were making cars, the Italian were already making automobiles, pieces of art that move fast, really, really fast.

  • Not Alfa's best.

  • Just put on some classical music, mute Jeremy's ramblings, (however hilarious) and you'll understand everything he's trying to say. Beautiful.

  • Its a mini ferrari

  • Dam slow car o weat surface!!!

  • Flagged for sexual content.

    j/k :)

  • ive seen one. they are stunning up close!

  • i saw 2 of those in a row in my hometown in italy! i was on my motorbike and i almost had an accident... i wasnt looking ahead anymore :)

  • 110 grand?!! Why the HELL should such a STUPID thing EVER be SO EXPENSIVE??!!!

  • I´m sorry Jeremy but Toyota is not the brain of the human body. It is Buggatti, Mclaren, Porsche maybe even Mercedes. But the fact of the matter is it has to be German with the exception of Mclaren.

  • The stig made a shitty lap imho...

  • "I wouldn't care if the sat nav had tourette's" LMAOOOOO!!!!

  • Amazingly overrated car. Don't get me wrong, it's one of the smexiest cars I've ever seen..but $230,000 is way too much for it. And it's not that good performance wise.

  • @EugeneCamilleri I don't even think this is "smexy". If this was to be placed at the cool wall I would have to say: it's not seriously uncool, but uncool. Since I don't find this car as good looking as a lot of other practical cars it would have to be the last car I would buy in this world.

  • @Scourgeandmephiles93 exactly. For it's price, I can buy the 458 italia, and a second hand Gallardo, and still have money to spare. I think it's amazing, but i would never buy it.

  • And he's right... whoever he is XD XD XD thumbs up if that cracked up you.

  • I want Alfa Romeo to be resurrected finally

  • This is what im talkin about....

    Fifth gear: facts about cars

    Top Gear: PASSION ABOUT CARS

  • @supmateo123 To tell you how bad Fifth gear is:

    They say the Ferrari 458 is better than the Mclaren MP4/12c. When, well it is clearly faster than that on a track.

  • @MrMadpenguin , they're right.

  • Design is nice, engine sounds wonderful, but its over-rated. My elderly mum would be fine going to the shops with a car that looked like that, its just, ok looking. Take the engine out and put it in something sexy

  • you gotta be an Alfista... even with this sacrilege -an alfa romeo designed by a german.

  • that car gives me goosebumps ... all alfa romeos does ... best looking car ever!!

  • How can that be pretty, am i the only one in the world that hates alfas because of that stupid triangular grille on the front? Who wants a car with a triangle on the front?

  • the best review ever made...... i love this car

  • @1800118290905 I agree, this is his best review. A special review of a special car.

  • Honda Civic Type R with a Faster Time? That's just not right

  • It has no function? It obviously has one: big toy for big boys! He, he,he!

  • alfa romeo is like a beauty woman!

  • tennis girl scratching her ass. u mean nadal??

  • the front is nice looking, the rest is... hmm no. It is actually a maserati grand turismo "SWB. but worse looking

  • how much

  • "When I see an Alfa Romeo go by, I tip my hat." Quote by Henry Ford

  • This is just a viper crossed with a corvette

  • I miss my 1965 Giulia Spider. Only a 4 banger but soooooo much fun

  • All the alfa is a piece of art,cause any alfa have a soul....

  • Dear Mafia - I will assasinate someone for one of these.

  • i own one :)

  • Either a Lamborghini Gallardo LP550-2 or this Alfa Romeo 8C? Ummmmmmmmm.....

  • It's rude to be faster than a Ferrari in Italy? Pagani and Lamborghini must be hated over there...

  • @TheWatzitooya emmm.....pagani and lamborghini are both italian!!!

  • @TheWatzitooya yea fox.....pagani,lamborghini,bug­atti,ferrari...are all italian cars...Bye fox.

  • @1061885 That's what I meant. Maybe I took the wrong message from his comment, but I looked at it as "it's considered somewhat rude for other Italian car makers to make cars that can go faster than Ferraris, which is the speed king, particularly in Italy."

    Maybe I misunderstood this, but that's how I looked at it.

  • @TheWatzitooya Friend, there are Italian cars faster than Ferrari, as the Pagani do, but obviously the Ferrari if it provides a parts for the other italian cars manufacturer, makes sure that does not go as fast as the Ferrari is the law of the market.

  • OK, well the 8C isn't art. I don't know if it's a British (or European) thing, because I think this car looks completely hideous. I also think the Gumpert Apollo looks great.

    And, I don't care what the definition of "art" is, the Lamborghini Murcielago certainly is...

  • Who needs porn?

  • looks too much like a lotus

  • If I drove one, I can imagine it being the most amazing thing I've ever gotten into.

  • This car is very nice!!!!

  • Wrong Audi R8 or Porsche Carrera GT

  • "the suspenssion feels like its old tea bags"

  • i saw one in somalia... no kiddin

    :D

  • Russian cars are the ass and Chinese cars are the shit inside.

  • @pe6obutilkata if chinese cars are the shit in your ass what are the korean cars then

  • @lui33fu the wax in your ears

  • @pe6obutilkata

    k cool but what does that have to do with this ?

  • i saw one.. in BELGIUM !!! 

  • @YaniLovesTopGear Ik zag 1 in London, in de zomervakantie :p

  • @Hummerfreak7728 Nicee :D

  • whats mitsubishi then? the legs?

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  • I think they could have made it... faster than that! But then it would have bin faster than a ferrari and in italy thats a bit of a social NO NO! :D

  • I would like to say that this video really convinced me, you give me best information! Thanks, very good post.

  • fucking ads

  • audi is the bellend 

  • Keira Knightley. She's just an ironing board with a face. But she works. Lol. 00:48.

  • Cadillac is the stomach?

  • LOL... Old Tea Bags

  • If a car was a woman, it would be Alfa Romeo... Bella. =)

  • @GamerAndReviewer alfa romeo is a merd cars vive la bmw audi merceds

  • @best291 ferrari maserati are better 

  • @Alfista1988 Maybe, but Alfas are prettier, Maseratis today are some of the shitiest cars you can buy for such an idiotically high price. And Ferrari, well it is for people who do not know a lot about motoring, they appeal to 10 year olds.

  • @MrMadpenguin I dont think like you, but i accept your opinion. Ferrari is some world wide in the future in confront of some german cars, can you say me a car (street legal) with 4500 ccm³ and 580hp who can reach 325 kmh and has a consum of about 15 litre every 100 km??? I dont think that Ferrari or Maserati are overpriced or something like you said. I rather think that on german cars...they're really overpriced. But at the end you can think what do you want. Bye

  • @Alfista1988 Hell I was expecting flames and I got an educated argument in return. Nicely said man.