It's the Egg Man!!!

[RandolphAgarn1]

I went as the Egg Man once for halloween. and had this whole speech. about his eggs, memorized.  no one understood it. it was great.

[Dashland13]

ROFLMAO

[Morthund]

I was actually looking for a video about a Walrus, but I suppose that this'll do

[sruiz89]

How in the FUCK did i come across this video?! What the fuck was that about?

[sobohon]

I must have boiled a bizillion eggs that day

[Skulldini]

"The thin-shelld ovum of the domestic fowel will never be safe .. . "

[snadsrad]

I once got into a fender bender with an Edith Massey look-alike. I smashed a carton of eggs across her face and we made love. I didn't have to give her my insurance information.

[Anarkokommunist]

He's the eggman, so I guess she's the walrus. ;)

[Anarkokommunist]

Thumbs up if you're here because of The Cinema Snob!

[Cook3777]

smash mouth!

[Schecter]

i am the eggman i am the walrus

[hamsteradorable]

@Schecter

[voltaman33]

Edie Massey is adorable and talented.

[IGOPIRO]

Lamo

[davidls11]

Pink Flamingos link:

megavideo(dot)com/?v=OABI66HC

[robertpintozzi]

finally 2 days ago I went to the store for my own eggs no more waiting for my friends to shop for me ;)

[eternityf0rever]

Always and always and always

[onemidnightgone]

Damn. Snooki really let herself go.

[CinnabonChan]

@onemidnightgone Wow, Snooki's lost weight!

[dancull06]

@onemidnightgone LOL

[alanlovedog]

in my youth we had a milk man - but sad to say there was no neighbourhood egg man.

[Docthal010]

aww i love Edie ..( :

[devonlongbow]

I saw this when it first came out whilst at college where it was pretty de rigueur; thought it puerile nonsense at the time-glad to say still love it.

[melyssacali]

I'll always need one egg...always and always and always....as long as there's chickin layin and truck drivin and my feet walkin you'll be sure that I will bring you the finest of the fine, the largest of the large and the whitest of the white....

because I am your eggman and there ain't a betta one in town...

Oh Mr. Eggman!

[soinet]

@melyssacali Great Poem of the movie son, great poem

[lancetop]

eGGs  EggS eGGs!

[pictureisup1]

This is like a SNL skit. 

[doesyourgodcomeinaca]

@pictureisup1 so much better.

[verbusen]

Man I watched this movie like 25 years ago and do not remember Edie (it's mostly a blur now, corrupted by the very shocking scenes). There are so many other scenes I DO remember though, oh my, oh my! I'm too scared to re-watch this flick it is just too wild.

[GoddessVidaLA]

"I'll have some of those over there. I'll have some of those little brown ones and some of those great big white ones. And I want them for frying and for scrambling, and oh for hard-boiled for snacks, oh God, and I'll have some of those over there!"

[ch1aka2]

When we saw this at the theatre in early 1977, as teenagers, we were surely confused about this.

[SeenOnTvStore]

Fucking GENIUS!!!!

[VampireTampon]

This is so cute in a twisted way. I'm happy for both of them =)

[DeMeNtId4life]

WHAT?!

[lazord1991]

Eddie is just cute as a little chubby baby :D

[doesyourgodcomeinaca]

Edith Massey deserved the oscar. best supporting actor for the egg man!!

[A7XsUxOrZ]

i want to poop the brown one... back and forth

[Beatnikzombie]

@A7XsUxOrZ Bwaaahahaaaa. You're crazy and you're making me hot.

[A7XsUxOrZ]

@Beatnikzombie would you like to experience my shart blast spread diameter from 3 inches away? either spray or mist. just like 409

[pm081]

I am the eggman

[CosmicDramaQueen]

@pm081 coo coo cah choo

[TheBleaaach]

I typed in eggs and this came up! :LL

Omgg! I cried with laughter for an hour. :LL

[Skulldini]

@TheBleaaach Oh wow ! Comming upon THIS flick by mere chance ?!! I cant imagine it !!

[CaptainGrudgefist]

"I don't want any Goddamned eggs, I WANT MEAT AND POTATOES!!!"

-Female Trouble

[pekoe]

==FREAKY ass people to the MAX!!!

[faytBandit]

oh lord........................

[ouidaja]

anyone know where to watch mondo trasho at online free? fuck buying it.

[bigram058]

i like eggs.

[Gilly0899]

no you don't. fucking liar.

[chairhamsam]

Isn't Edith Massey spectacular! I thought she was even better in "Female Trouble"

[Skulldini]

@chairhamsam Well her best role of all was as Queen Carlotta in Desperate Living.

[smnmntl]

AND I'LL HAVE THOSE OVER THERE

[arcadesfire]

I can't eat eggs after watching this movie.

[ssballs]

Anno 2009,now i finally know there is sucha thing as the eggman!"I am he and you are....etc."

[facvil]

la mayor historia de amor en la historia de la humanidad, nunca mejor contada..

[lwaddell86]

This movie is so fowl. ;)

[Thoughtfulguy68]

@lwaddell86 Eggceptional ;)

[toonus]

John Waters is a genius!!! and I love Edie... she had a punk band called Edie and the Eggs. It was a riot!

[cagwa]

I would love to hear Waters explaining to her this role and her motivation. It must have been hard not to laugh.

[sil4man]

Jaahn waters is all about surrealism

[jaaaacques]

Funny how Divine's environment is pure paradise in "Pink Flamingos", and pure hell in "Female Trouble"... Both films are the flip side of one another's...

[Mightydein]

I don't even like eggs but that doesn't stop me from wanting to meet the eggman someday. He seems like a great guy.

[moviemonkeys]

Yeah I'm not really a fan of eggs, but I am a fan of the eggman!

[Luna810]

LOL,this is so bizarre!!!

[ffej980]

are they just begging to be made over easy...thats what i like...i wish my family buy me so many eggs

[richboy818]

How much do we love her? xxx

[shitnrun]

wish i had an eggman :*(

[mkyb843]

i feel your pain

[trekie01]

If you cover yourself with a blanket in the night and repeat three times: Cotton ! Cotton ! Cotton ! you maybe will have a chance to see it comming 4 you..just be careful with the cholesterol

[RedDawnJensen]

PINGAS.

[vasp99]

I feel so comfortable on this site, as I sit inmy home, surrounded, by eggs, whiite ones, brown ones, all kinds of eggs!!

[alfpinhead]

eggs eggs! the egg man! xD hahaha i (L) egg lady!

[neatandcool]

sweet video, eggman rules

[turbo1964]

One of the best scenes in comedic cinematic history. Pure genius.

[davidls11]

You took the words right out of my mouth, turbo. They just don't make them like that anymore.

[hegstad9]

@turbo1964 Pure genius indeed ! Mr. Waters is a wonderful director. Edith Massey is sooo sexy as Edie, Mary Vivian Pearce equally sexy as Cotton and Paul Swift is very funny as the egg man.

[baphochrist]

I'm confused, intrigued and oddly aroused.

[zargmatt]

@baphochrist Then you'll love Pink Flamingos!

[fabgourmet]

I'll always need - want - eggs.

Always and always and always.

[atbglenn]

You what sucks? both Edith Massey and Paul Swift are both gone, as are many of the Dreamlanders.

[zombiemonster]

If they're smart - they're queer. And if they're stupid - they're straight

- Edith Massy

[eruppe8342]

hahahaha i love that quote

[muscleboundhomo]

Edith Massey was perhaps one of the most amazing comedic actresses EVER.

Oh god! oh god! eggs! eggs!

[devosod]

hilarious! no, it's not disturbing at all how an old woman sits in a crib all day eating eggs! lol, i love this scene.

[zerotonico]

Ooh Ooh! Cotton cotton In here in here.

I love you to Edith. Ooh good!

[bobwalrus5]

Great movie, and the Egg Man has some bitchin' sideburns, too.

[crescentfreshbret]

Yep. Paul Swift was the lord of the muttonchops. Some of the most impressive 'burns I've ever seen.

[mommasoul11]

Oh God! And I'll have those over there! lmto

[jajzinovica]

Long Live Egg Man !!!

[coolsnak3]

i LOVE this

[expat1973]

This is very probably the funniest scene ever made, thanks!

[DameEdithDivine]

It's a classic and so are you, DebraDivine, and so are you.

[DebraDivine]

I love this scene from the movie, I posted a Video response

:)

Debra