Halo 3 ODST: Censored Cutscenes

[YourScrewUp]

censord engineer was the best part

[aPersonNamedAlex]

Classy music in the backound :)

[xMaxGamesx]

The sad thing is that some people think that this acctually happens in-game

[123halofreak]

"I never thought I would **** you again!"

"Yeah, well here I am!"

Classic.

[ARCSOLDIER2]

Number 8!!! haha

[spartiago]

This does not happen in halo :(

[EJsacasa]

made my day

[EJsacasa]

249 people have clean minds

[PleaseRubMyPenguin]

halo ODST is underrated

[TheAlecgator5]

#10 0.0

[Pr0ph3tEatsBabies]

1:13

[Kecal79]

9!

[AlchemistXLR8]

Dare: I never thought I'd *BLEEEP* You Again :P

[ihazzrecon]

@AlchemistXLR8 yeah well.....HERE I AM

[ICriedWhenEchoDied]

Dare: I thought I'd never @&$? you again...

Buck: Well...here I am!

[mario40164]

you know the music time to f**k

[killastreakco]

i wanna play this version of odst

[Michael61994100]

That Batman ad looks awesome

[lugiaRobloxian]

#6 FTW

[Draknar95]

Steve here and Larson Wait what?

[mrnugets12]

wait why is a ODST wearing a spartan recon helmet?

[KnifeRookie]

1:15 jiz!

[epickankamru]

i don't get number 6?

[CaptainAustraliaFTW]

6 is best

[beanbagtraveler]

It's important, it F***s things.

LMAO

[winger3000]

8 was best

[dobydahouseelf]

fourthspartan56 your a fucking idiot

[xalakaban]

Stop spam...i hate it

[sqweekyknee]

i never thought id **** you again....

well, HERE i am

[lol332211]

1337'th like.

[beanbagtraveler]

"its important, it ****s things"

LMAO

[communistchicken12]

@tf2fan006 you realise it's a joke right? If not, i am very sorry for you.

[tf2fan006]

lol so fake and stupid

[A7XGroupie767]

@tf2fan006 its obviously fake x) They censord words to make it sound dirty.

[tf2fan006]

@A7XGroupie767 yeah but it still fails

[2quimby]

>_< OMG

[McNachos64]

at least its not steve and larson hosting this

[1xxxlandoxxx1]

I never thought i would be able to fuck you again.... Yeah? well... Here i am!

[poiuytrewq11422]

lol 1:13



[Shogunelite]

wonder when they'll make another top ten unnecessary censorship

[shelmorr]

AHAHAHAHAHAHA number 2. so we're poppin ***** on the ladie's *****? i can never play this game without censoring it in my head now.

[outlettered]

i actually forgot how decent the graphics and body animation in this game was

[quackinator100]

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH FUNNIEST ONE YET

[xxbl00dr4ngerxx]

wats FTW?

[epic828828]

@xxbl00dr4ngerxx for the win

[LightInTheDarkness96]

@xxbl00dr4ngerxx For The Win.

[xxbl00dr4ngerxx]

@LightInTheDarkness96 for the win, ok thx man

[NooBTubeR56]

if you're going to watch this staple the end of your dick shut... or build a throne out of under wear... enjoy it while it last.

[MultiBaller0]

227 people got cursed at by the the Commander Guy

[dwarfitup]

7 wasant sensed

[LordKilljoy1]

"I never thought I would f*** you again"

"Yeah well here I am"

I will never take Halo seriously again XD

[Stef04343]

The most famous actor there was the guy who voices Romeo.

[sarmedalwan]

rofl

[futuredirector999]

lolololololol

[fourthspartan56]

Um why did they censore out "dance" in "you now the music time to dance?" And there was no censoring in the actual game.

[PSNxXSaNcHeZXx326]

@fourthspartan56 wow you're an idiot

[SweetoBoyee]

@fourthspartan56 yur a dumbass... lmfao.. its unnessesary censorship that they did. ten ftw did it. time to dance? time to fuhkk? like it was censored? get it?

[GearzyTV]

@fourthspartan56 it's kind of like a YTP

[Spidd124]

@fourthspartan56 you know the music time to fuck

[xXxDarkeyexXx1]

@fourthspartan56 cause it's a joke Num Nuts

[ValidArgumentGaming]

@fourthspartan56 It's Unnecessary censorship, it makes most things sound fucked up and perverted..

[b0bm3rley]

@fourthspartan56 thats the point, they censor stuff to make it sound explicit

[7171997007]

@fourthspartan56 are you kidding or are you just stupid..?

[sora44441]

@fourthspartan56 its fake

[Palatard]

@fourthspartan56

retard

[Duskheart97]

@fourthspartan56 Because in the context of the sentence it's hilarious if you're imaginative.

[aperson30]

@fourthspartan56 you know the music time to F&$k

[BrickAndBeyond]

@fourthspartan56 Its supposed to be funny

[OwnageGaming1337]

@fourthspartan56 its because they censor it so it sounds like Fuck

[Khaenz]

@fourthspartan56

It's just a joke :P

[buzzhorn1]

@fourthspartan56 it was meant to be a "crude" joke is why they did this and they were pretending like "dance" started with "fu"

[unforgivabl30]

@fourthspartan56 you know the music, time to fuck

[cruton88]

@fourthspartan56 ur dumb right?

[Austinator3076]

@fourthspartan56 the point is they censor it to make it sound dirty/funny

[TheFraggot121]

@fourthspartan56 You dont get the point of these videos, do you? Its Unnecessary Censorship Moments - youre supposed to think dirty stuff when you hear it...

[fourthspartan56]

@fourthspartan56 Yes I was being an idiot but can people stop replying now? Im tired of receiving reply's from a two month old comment.....

[XIMRSHOWBOAT]

@fourthspartan56 thats too damn bad

[ThePandemic101]

@fourthspartan56 Well it's nobody's fault but your own, that you are and idiot.

[MaXEnterainmenT]

@fourthspartan56 Machinima put those censors in on purpose to make it funny. you idiot.

[LiNaK37]

@fourthspartan56 You and everyone that liked your comment are dumbfucks.

[XIMRSHOWBOAT]

@fourthspartan56 you deserve a medal

[Batintrenche]

The leader sounds a fuck ton like the guy from the show "castle"

[fourthspartan56]

@Batintrenche Lol he was the voice actor

[mongolianape]

he wasnt talking about the f@(!

[TheInquisitor2012]

Ah that alien ... ah the blue ... f**k

Just kiding I now thats his head or his it ?!

Ok I never going to play this because of that you sick little bastard

[Jericho437]

wtf ? mine wasn't censored !!

[russianminecraftians]

@Jericho437 ok if your talking about the real game its not supposed to be censored -_- if your talking about the video its supposed to be censored!

[NobleLamb]

221 people were to busy f****** in there pods :/

[HasenDarkness]

better was the assassin's creed 2 censored scenes

[McNachos64]

yeeesssss! finally u assholes didnt talk

[TheBUTTBEARD]

6 is the best

[ChargerLeft4Dead]

6 is best



[wayne10025]

fake and gay



[OctagonCookies]

sorry but this was really bad ><

[SuperBenathon]

It's Important, It F***s things.

[epicfreeroamgames]

7 = best

( you know the music time to f*ck

[HiCalibre1831]

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[Skirmisher72]

#10, HAHA! "Show me." Lol XD

[VANZMELO]

No. 6= No. 1

[NationalNinjaDay]

lol in number 10 dare should have said f**k me to rookie :}

[EyeSamurai]

ODST sucked chicken shit

[Anonymous4233393342]

Its amazing how a well placed tone can transform something clean to some thing dirty

Actual game: I never thought I'd see you again

This: I never thought I'd @&!$ you again

[P90user304]

@MagicArmorLink Fuck you asshole im thumbing you down you fucking stupid thumbs up whore.

[BearMaster9013]

#6 D:

[goseahawks22]

*quote from the video*

[LastODSTStanding]

2:08

Rookie: So...we all just gonna ignore the giant floating ball sack?

...

Yeah...that's what I thought.

[LastODSTStanding]

"Unless you spent all night ****ing in your pod..."

::Rookie scratches back of neck awkwardly::

"Let's go get the superintendant."

::Rookie itches crotch when Dare turns to leave::

[T1ny600]

No. 10 Was really funny, Should've been No. 2

[Jake101able]

Couldn't stop LOLing.

[mrstopmotion1234]

no. 6 is my fav

[Thrash06]

#6 was the best imo

[ugerwashy]

Did Dare(the chick) have a recon helmet with gold visor? cool

[bigknight202]

You heard the music, it's time to fuck.

[Smitty0029]

was that richard castel off the t.v. show Castle

[MrEvil37]

@Smitty0029 Yes, but he is arguably most well known from his role as Captain Malcolm Reynolds in Firefly and Serenity.

[Jostra123]

8 is the funniest, nuff said.

[ryan18245]

#10 #6 #3 #2 #1 were the funniest

[MightyMidgit11]

I loled at number 6 :D

[MrMyar15]

Number 1 was the best

[SuperHalo3production]

# 6 rookies like wtf shake shake jizz err drops it.....

[TheMushroomGod777]

O_O The leader guy looks and sounds alot like Malcolm Reynolds from Firefly

[MrPypap]

@TheMushroomGod777 it is malcolm reynolds from firefly

[TheMushroomGod777]

@MrPypap I just had a happy-gasm

[zeratul1356]

@TheMushroomGod777

Hahah thats because it is.Nathan Fillion voices Buck(the leader ODST) and Mal

[y0da49]

@TheMushroomGod777 becuase it is

[xTheBestJokex]

@TheMushroomGod777 it is Nathan Fillion, the same one who played him in Firefly, so in a sense, he is.

[ONLYUSEmeVAG]

@TheMushroomGod777 Hes voiced by him

[AmericanIdiotWannabe]

@TheMushroomGod777

maybe cus it IS?

[Fireflyfan329]

@TheMushroomGod777 Voiced by Nathon Fillion.

[britishbee292]

@TheMushroomGod777 that's because it's the same person

[Checkthecoffie]

@TheMushroomGod777

it is Nathan Fillion.... lol and this video was funny as sh!t..

[sephiroth613]

@TheMushroomGod777 cuz he is O_O

[goobervongoober]

@TheMushroomGod777

really... fuck, I mean REALLY?

i have never facepalmed so badly.

[vermanshane]

@TheMushroomGod777 lol, you know it is Nathan Fillion right?

[Xxfadedshadows1xX]

@TheMushroomGod777 he is

[33L11]

@TheMushroomGod777 It is him, Bungie made the characters look like their voice actors, if you saw them recording you notice the girl also looked the same

[MrStoneruto]

@TheMushroomGod777 the same voice actor

[Therandomkid44]

I lol'ed at #1

"I though I'd never **** you again" XD

[ChoclateisAwesomeful]

@Therandomkid44 "YEAH!.. well, here i am >:D" LMFAO!

[pspfanboy100]

number 8 and 6 were the best!

[HaL0addict001]

no 4 and 1 lol

[profohi9898]

AHAHAHAHAHHAHA i lol'd sooo hard xD

[xDxJxStudiosx]

You know the Music.... time to *beep* histarical

[flashfire505]

@MagicArmorLink Your comment has 32

[XxToAsT216xX]

@flashfire505 36, actually

[mrqueticoman]

number 5 lol

[blazerider6]

number 1 owned

[EPICSQUIRLLAIDS]

6 LOLOLOLOL

[MrTaco3967]

at 6 xD

[MrTaco3967]

i lmao at 4

[TheKenToMen]

This sucks. Number 7 dance and pods is beeped out. Boo

[MrSuperKingBigNuts]

"F***! Always thinking of his d***, you haven't changed one bit!"

"ME? What about you!? Oh so full of big d***s! J**us! Couldn't even give a guy a **** and a ****!"

"THAT'S NOT FAIR!!!"

"Oh, you got that right!"

"I never thought I'd f*** you again..."

"Yeah...well...here I AM!"

Number 1 by far was the best....

[KillaFlavour]

@MrSuperKingBigNuts Rookie in the background looked like he was going to say his first line in the game ever...probably involved something about including him

[LucasGrapeee]

@MrSuperKingBigNuts that's why it's number 1..

[joyman4321]

@MrSuperKingBigNuts thats why its #1

[antisocialg24a]

@MrSuperKingBigNuts Why do you think it's NUMBER 1?!?

[TheMiniegops]

@MrSuperKingBigNuts suck my ass



[TheTasera]

@MrSuperKingBigNuts Best misunderstanding from a censored scene ever !

[0wnageKillz]

LMAO!!!! dat alien is been jacking off 0:44

[ATARIz117]

i thought no. 6 was teh funniest

[EnKlemou]

i forgot how badass the ODST's look

[shadowpwner82]

the rookie...ugh!

[Randomchad100]

1:50 lmao

buck:its important it fu-ks things

[1GeneralChiken]

kirielvids has alot of thumbs up

[Anthony13USA]

@MagicArmorLink ......SO!! WHO CARES?!

[1GeneralChiken]

2:48 i never thought id "fuck" you again Lol

[xPo1S0nXs0DaX]

Dare: Have you spent all night "Buttfucking" on the surface?

Rookie: *Nod*

Dare: Unless you spent all night "Fucking" your Pod......you must know your "Fucks" show me.

[olason12345]

thumbs up if u liked number 1 best!

[kirielvids]

thumbs up if the only reason you perchased odst was to play the reach beta.

[olason12345]

@MagicArmorLink i had?! lol

[hectichorse]

You know the music, time to f@&$.

[roki1535]

lol

[StuffTheBig]

ODST sucked!!!!