A look inside Gaben's mind

[SpyengoEen]

Ok, Gayben, you got me. I don't care about episode 3 anymore. Just give us episode 4 then.

[qwertguy100]

At the start of the song... (a few secons in) you can hear "stop episode 3"

[HotPie1138]

"Good work, guys, let's take a lunch break."

"But, Gabe, we just had lunch."

[RicharDmanTheDude]

shit will seriously go down, riots will start and society will burn if episode 3 isn't worth the wait...

DOOOOOOOOM

[Genostride]

YES release date 12/12/012 :D

[ugo375]

I AM FROM YEAR 9001

EP.2.75 HAD JUST BEEN RELEASED

[realwaluigi]

@ugo375 How is Counter-Portal Fortress 2, then?

[User34566]

Watch at 2x speed

[RainbowStalin69]

>Almost a year

>No loop

Get to work.

[STBlackST]

@RainbowStalin69

loop will be soon

(valve time)

[d3m0nicpk]

@STBlackST It better be worth the weight.

[iWATCHITT]

@STBlackST So right after Episode 3?

[horseops]

@STBlackST FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUU

!

[plutoniumdust]

@RainbowStalin69 >this isnt 4chan

>you dont even know the significance of greentext

[mesquitadrox]

I'm guessing that some people that reply to my comment must be americans. It is impossible to be that retarded...

[TheLiam1000]

51 people never got part the beginning of half-life

[b1gbl4ck1337]

51 people never finished half life

[ertyuiopkjhgv]

Hi I love your video but what is the original song ?

[BR4NDONcec]

Day 73849, still playing episode 2.

[DarkDXZ]

So, if I play that Anteworld thing, which takes place in 4312, will I be able to find ruins of Valve HQ and find copies of E3 in there?

[TheScorpionMK37]

When will you all realise game newell said there will be no Episode 3 of half life!

[makke986]

@TheScorpionMK37 Its made in 2011

[MrSatternJr]

@makke986 are you retarded?

[luke199713]

IT REPEATS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[cloneunit314]

OH GOD IT LOOPS

[Xtcent]

where are them donuts n cheezburgers?

[ANIOLATORV]

FUCK THAT SONG IS LOUD YOUR GONNA HEAR FROM MY LAWYER!!!! STUPID EAR RAPE

[TheSims3Creative]

Slowly, as all of Earth was being sucked into a portal I saw it. I saw Episode 3 get sucked into the portal. I dove after it but right then and there the portal closed on my hand.

"And that kiddies, is how your old uncle lost is hand!"

[TheCBF36]

its only a matter of time before the ponies infect this part of the inter-....

I just gave them the idea...

fuck...

[TheBillywitchdoctor]

@TheCBF36 I bring you greetings from Equestria

[Xypheriousify]

'Stop episode 3'

Yep that's Gaben alright. 

[Ikzorc]

@mesquitadrox Don't worry, in 2482, we find it! Gaben just died, finally. He had hidden it in his mouth. Maybe he tried to eat it, actually. Unfortunately, we have lost the technology to play it on.

[vuferen]

OKAY! People i found out the code. He talks about this 1-2-9! I think he's talking about 129 plus 129 = the year of release! Wait... Okay.. It seems like we're gonne expect Episode 3 in 258 years. Thanks. And have fun.

[CyberSword10]

Gay ben?

[AtomicTourTV]

It loops WHAT IS THIS MAGIC?!

[blade19961]

the longest 46 secconds of my life

[Plausiblesarge]

oh god it loops

[NickyAmerica]

Inside his mind is either:

What you get when you put a portal on the floor and the ceiling and go through it

Massive amounts of ADD "EPISODE 3? HOW BOUT LEFT 4 DEAD?"

Wants to release Episode 3, but has ADD'd to long to make it seem worth the wait, and doesn't want to make a new Source engine, OH THE MINDFUCK.

[JesterUK2]

There won't be an episode 3. Valve said back in 2007 that they weren't doing the episodic model anymore. You guys are late as fuck.

[EmperorJonTC]

Only just got the "1,2,9, errr?" being a "Valve can't count to 3" joke...

Oh dear...

[garry860]

@EmperorJonTC Gabe can actually count to 3 "Level 3 sentry"

[hakurouroku]

@garry860 But his favourite class is the Spy. He doesn't care about what level the sentry is, he just breaks it.

[ForneusDdr]

@EmperorJonTC oh my god, now i understand, lolololol.

[trollface9111]

gabe thinking about something other than food impossible

[MARTINLARSENF0X]

idk who this guy is.

and what episode 3 is about.

and i heard he was dead....

help anyone ?

[RicharDmanTheDude]

@MARTINLARSENF0X Half life is a game. Episode 3 is the third game of the series half life 2. It has been postponed forever. Gabe newell is the guy that leads the team that is supposed to make Half life 2 episode 3.

[techrobot100]

Yes i do!

Just me gabeN

I work at Valve

stop episode 3.

i worth the weight

what's not to like

and thanks, have fun

and 1, 2 ,9 ahh? No!

[EdgeCSM]

1-2-9

[RhapsoblarG]

'Dat Cirno reference

[teamcinema2]

wrong case it says games for windows

[lolwutscout]

Gabe newell needs no-clip to get around his office!

[epic1337monkey]

and want to bang a what?

[ednoahjones]

realistically this isnt the longest we've waited for a game duke nukem forever was delayed for 12 years episode 2 was released in 2007 so we're going on waiting for 5 years and atleast valve is still releasing games

[mesquitadrox]

I SPEAK FROM YEAR 2467

EPISODE 3 IS NOT RELEASED YET

[megav365]

@mesquitadrox waiiiiit! are you still in 2467!? IS CALL OF DUTY STILL POPULAR?? WE MUST KNOW

[PitDogDX]

@megav365 I AM ALSO FROM HIS TIME LINE CALL OF DUTY STILL SUCKS

[megav365]

@PitDogDX NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[The0HN0ES]

@PitDogDX So, what number in the CoD series are they at in 2467?

[PitDogDX]

@The0HN0ES Call Of Duty:Laser Ops Pffft

[budokaitimshow]

@The0HN0ES Their at number 645. It still sucks.

[Carybm]

@mesquitadrox

How is Counter Team 5: Source Overdrive?

[DominicFearfan10000]

@mesquitadrox nooooooo D"":

[iamnanosec]

@mesquitadrox

I AM FROM THE YEAR 9081

ep.3 has just been released.

i played it and heres what happens to gordon.

he-[armegadden]

[AndrewGBest]

@iamnanosec *makes gay joke about episode 3 taking over 9000 years.*

[iamnanosec]

@AndrewGBest

*not sure if insulting me... or being funny.*

[SuperGta12345]

Thank god Gabens fat ass did not crush us all

[CaptainStickyBomb]

@mesquitadrox You mean you write, or maybe in year 2467 kids are even dumber than nowadays?

[Makarov3021]

@mesquitadrox I SPEAK FROM THE YEAR 1492. ELECTRICITY IS NOT RELEASED YET

[mongolianape]

@mesquitadrox HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU STILL ALIVE?! ITS AFTER 2012!!!

[JuhisXDDDDDD]

@mesquitadrox I SPEAK FROM YEAR 1

GABEN IS NOT RELEASED YET

[FIlmXFilms]

@mesquitadrox @mesquitadrox I speak from 2553. The covenant has been defeated but still no Episode 3

[Snowuk95]

When I'll do my 3d animation/programming, I'll send a C.V to valve and tell you gaise how much years EP3 is delayed.

[1752Alex]

umad?!?!?

[1752Alex]

arow to the knee arow to the knee arow to the knee arow to the knee arow to the knee arow to the knee arow to the knee arow to the knee arow to the Gaben arow to the glados arow to the knee arow to the trolls arow in the knee arow to the knee arow to the knee arow to the knee >-----------------------------­-> arow to the knee arow to the knee arow in dovahkins knee arow to the knee arow to the kneelololololololololollolol

[twothousandcookies]

When I tried to watch this, my browser crashed.

[novashadow2]

gabe.......IF U CANCEL EPISODE 3 I WILL KILL YOU

[Evigification]

But where are the hats?

[Geekoman1256]

Each time this video plays episode 3 is delayed for 1 more month.

[BritXtreme]

"Just me Gay Ben."

[wastedshark11]

i finally realized what the 1,2,⑨ means

[destructias445]

@wastedshark11 ⑨ for Cirno?

[wastedshark11]

@destructias445 yes

[wastedshark11]

@destructias445 and the counting

[destructias445]

@wastedshark11 Fk yeh. because someone once poot "Cirno, eye are a ⑨. May I join team ⑨ now?"

[patchhacker]

@destructias445 Get. Out.

[destructias445]

@patchhacker Nyet. Gaben stares into your soul.

[patchhacker]

@destructias445 He wouldn't dare stare into the soul of one that fantasizes about screwing children.

[destructias445]

@patchhacker wow you just admitted that you fuck children up the ass? We have a Paedophile here.

[patchhacker]

@destructias445 Kids, take note of this, this is called a dumb ass; Don't be a dumb ass.

[destructias445]

@patchhacker Kids, take note of this, this is called a assfucker; Don't be a assfucker.

[patchhacker]

@destructias445 an, AN. For the love of aghrngisng use an. Or better yet get in the green truck I called to pick you up, they will take you back from where you came from.

[destructias445]

@patchhacker Yes I do.

[kittennotebooksuprem]

I'm watching this in 2012. And episode 3 hasn't come out yet.

[Krycho9PowrotReturn]

I'm watching this in 2167, and still, Gaben Jr Jr Jr Jr didn't release Episode 3. But I have to say, Counter-Strike 11 and Dota 8 is great.

[aser6785]

10H =)

[nooboftheforest]

Worth the weight. Hah.

[JustS0meFun]

Episode 3 will be released, when this video ends.

[14anthony7095]

@JustS0meFun NNOOOOOO

[DominicFearfan10000]

@JustS0meFun don't say that D:

[TheRealDutchOwner]

@JustS0meFun, Oh shit it just ended on my PC while annotations where on.

[Shoopboi]

@JustS0meFun Disable Annotations.

[racoonknux49]

@JustS0meFun It's funny because it's not looping for me.

[Totyma]

@JustS0meFun It doesnt loop for me, where is mah episode 3?

[Krycho9PowrotReturn]

@JustS0meFun Oh, so that means when we all turn off annotations before watching this video we will get Episode 3? Let's do it and see for yourself. It'll stop looping!

[KillStealingStudios]

@JustS0meFun Year 2046?

[hibye654321]

@JustS0meFun They're not gonna call it Episode 3. It'll just be a normal length game called Half Life 3, but still continues from Episode 2.

[Cooljay1991]

@JustS0meFun Sweet I'll turn off annotations then /trollface

[JuhisXDDDDDD]

@JustS0meFun *turns ads off* nothing?

[hannesmann1000]

@JustS0meFun OMG IT ENDED, JUST TURN OF ANNOTATIONS!!

[juanmarcos2000]

@JustS0meFun disable anotations and...NO EP 3 :(

[bananhosdig]

@JustS0meFun TURN THE ANNOTIONS OFF, QUICK!

[TheJorgen42]

@JustS0meFun Press the annoition button to release Episode 3

[Griffers02]

@JustS0meFun *Turns off anotations* YAY!

[DominicFearfan10000]

@JustS0meFun i hope not...

[foxskywalker64]

@JustS0meFun PRESS THE ANNOTATIONS BUTTON TO RELEASE EPISODE 3.

[sammosammy]

Sweet fuck it's looping by itself... no other video just fucking loops of it's own accord...

I'm fucking scared.

[PuffProphet]

@sammosammy Too many fucks in that comment. Also, many other videos do that.

[vizo2000]

He said stop episode 3,BRING MEH BACK TEH EP.3 OR...OR....nah,I'll not kill ya,UNLESS YOU DON"T THUMB UP MAH COMMENT!

[vizo2000]

if you want to put this song in infinite loop,put repeat after youtube.

[haloplayer951]

Im watching this before space and time even existed

[Seanr670]

I DEMAND A 10 HOUR VERSION OF THIS!

[LOLGmod]

Did you know, if you play medic backwards you get Gaben?

[steam4000]

i am watching this in 2095

[Britisharestillcoll]

It took me 2 views to release it repeats

[ThePeterOverlord]

HOLY CRAP, IT LOOPS!!!

[SergioSource]

Gabe has been playing Ep3 in his mind for years now

[bigo3293]

DAMMIT GABEN... QUIT TALKING ABOUT YOUR WAIT AND GIVE US EPISODE 3... FREE GORDON FREEMAN !!! :D

[RebelEmoGoth2180]

i thought it was gonna say : EPISODE 3 IS DELAYED

[BertNewlyn]

Is it just me or does gabe get bigger the more you look at him

[Izayoiaki24]

@BertNewlyn Yes. Wait, you mean in the video?

[creepeahsgunnacreep]

A fat joke a day keep episode 3 away.

[GamerG0d1337]

@creepeahsgunnacreep Actually, Episode 3 hasn't been released because they have yet to pull it from Gaben's infinite gravity vortex. Mainly because there are too many cheeseburgers blocking it.

[danin900]

@GamerG0d1337 there you go!

Episode 3 delayed more 3544 years!

[danin900]

@GamerG0d1337 even through that's the truth....

[SlaughterTheFrail]

@GamerG0d1337 A fat joke a day keeps episode 3 away.

[PandaBearInASuit]

@GamerG0d1337 A fat joke a day keeps episode 3 away.

[destructias445]

gaben's theme.

[destructias445]

thumbs up if Meet the gaben brought you here

[8Shadowfix]

we need a saxton hale version of this

[nazihazard45]

GABEN U FUCKING FAT SHIT!U ALDREADY MADE 1 MILLION WHIT HATS!JUST MAKE THE FUCKING EP3

[Krycho9PowrotReturn]

@nazihazard45 Grammar and spelling skill level: UNIMAGINABLE!

[Jericho92Gamer]

why am i watching this at 5 in the morning

[Izayoiaki24]

It's finally superceded the original fad it was based on.

[Ssohpkcfans]

MAKE FUCKIN EPESODE 3 BITCH ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!

[Ssohpkcfans]

Hello plp of all years this is the year of...... OVER 9000!!!!! And they delayed half life 2 ep3 forever

[fierothehedgehog]

Clapping should be more on sync xP

[Felixkeeg]

Guys I'm from th Year 4596 and they released the Trailer for HL² EP.3!!!!

Well, let's see, how long they'll wait to release it >:D

[CaptainChicken54]

hello people of 2012. i am from the year 12395 and valve just relised a demo for hl2e3! unfortunaly, the full game will only be available in 1000000 years. btw, game newel survived another ice age due to his fat...

[PivotAmateur1903]

@CaptainChicken54 Hello!! im from The Year 1000000 and Gaben is died. Acutally New Owner Of Valve "New Gabell" Gave Us HL3 EP9 But He Will Not Make EP10 :C

[UncontrollableEnergy]

@PivotAmateur1903 I lol'd

[CaptainChicken54]

@PivotAmateur1903 i am sorry to hear that. D:

but i know how to kill NEW GABELL .

tell him to hit the gym and he will probably explode for overheating

[maskarr4245]

gabe newell best homie neighbour in my life

[StylishFriends]

gayben?

[Ironony]

@StylishFriends

Gaben: On taunt, delays episode 3

[TheFunky333]

@thehalomaster9 lol

[Abb4n]

Dat Ass

[Warufado]

I've been watching this for almost an hour now and just now realized it is on a loop

damn, I'm slow...

[dethklok745]

This is one strong mind...

[ERR0R9O9]

i got top comment wtf.............

[vidman102]

STEAM SALE!

[hobobillibob]

needs moar food

[bryanstudios055]

They said that many new Valve games will be showed at E3 2012

[GTAMaster482]

and thanks, High five!

[Gwiz220]

He's teleporting episode 3 to another planet in the portal D:

[TheTaistelukala]

Search comments and you shall find mine....which has 101 thumbs up.