Roseanne Home Is Where Afghan Is Part 1

[candlelight482]

the living room furniture stinks

4:16 that guy is 4getting he's working 4 rosanne, he's being rude

[MsKillerqueen5]

So it was good for the healy bros. to stick with the conners after all huh??? :P

[vmelkon]

What the heck happened here? Weird furniture and the kid is older. DJ is older.

[will79601]

who wouldve thought that jim varney would be on roseanne r.i.p jim varney

[musicbabe1217]

where is becky???

[summerofluuv1]

LMFAO *i mean the toast doesnt pop up, it gentily assends

[Offended83Shadow]

Season 9 was not real, nothing after the first episode was real (or some episode in the early seasons). It was all roseanne's writing. This one was just extra fantasy cause of dan's death

[theoffice1111]

I hate the re-model

[Drpsionic23]

I loved this season, was great

[candlelight482]

@Drpsionic23 I have 2 disagree

[meteosurreal]

@candlelight482 ...maybe, okay.

[jeremysgurl27]

i love this show roseanne is my idol

[Imfourty]

I don't understand why everyone bashes so hard on this season. It's hilarious to see how they would act with money, and the last episode makes it all make sense. Everyone says this season was out of character but that's the point - *SPOILER* Roseanne's husband (Dan) died in the previous season and to cope with the pain of losing the love of her life she became reclusive and wrote a fictional story where they won the lottery (which is the premise of this season) & altered a few relationships.

[RENTluver06]

@Imfourty so basically season 9 was nt real it was kinda a 'what if' thing??

that would explain why I was so confused and still am kinda.

why did she have dan die?

the ending where shes writing in the room made me so incredibly sad then she walks to the living room sits on the couch and all I could think is how could she kill dan off when hes part of her ( on the show their relationship) hes part of what made her her ya know .

[Imfourty]

@RENTluver06 No no, the last season (when Darlene got married), Dan had a heart attack and died. The following season (9) was Roseanne's way of coping with Dan's loss; by writing an extravagant version of her life, where she wins the lottery and everything is okay with her, Dan, and her family. When Dan is in the hospital, that is part of her book. When he cheats on her, that is her way of trying to make his death justified. But season 9 was all just a story written by Roseanne to deal with Dan.

[Offended83Shadow]

@Imfourty the whole series was roseanne making it up. Dan died but Beky married david Darlene married mark her sis was a lesbian...

but yea, dan cheating was not to justify his death, it was her saying that it was how she felt when he died. Like he left her for another woman. After he died she wrote this fantasy (which is why this season seems so out of link with the rest of her writing) because she needed some happiness. But yea.. none of it was "real" so to speak. Its kinda meta

[TheBookWorm1718]

@Imfourty But the thing that doesn't make sense is in her way of 'fixing' things, Jackie NEVER finds a good man to settle down with and just dates and marries jerks, and swapping the girls and their husbands was so wrong too, you have to reexamine everything they did, who stole Dan's bike? Who eloped? Who went to art school? That part they should've left as it was.

[meteosurreal]

@TheBookWorm1718, ...Yeah, I'm sure that's a good point, there: And, hopefully, one CAN stick with the earlier seasons ; but they had to, due to some Network insistance; that was bullshit.

[PappeH]

One of the caterers was the bellboy from disney world :)

[ohhhmygah]

Can't think of her name right now, but the actress that plays Jackie is an AMAZING actress!

[rani1223]

10 Guys in a pile! ... New year's eve 1976!

[Zapppo]

@ least this show portrayed gays as they really are: totally based, focused and centered on sex. Roseanne was funny, but her dark, bitter anger always broke through her work, as well as in her real life. Guess everyone has their inspiration. Guess that was hers.

[ilovekelly75]

@Zapppo That is totally narrow minded, and not even true. I know a lot of gay people, and none of them are like that.

[Zapppo]

@ilovekelly75 Um, have 3 of your gay friends died of AIDS?

3 of mine have. & those I still know feel the same as I do. Just look @ gay pride parades, like Key West & other places where they used to have live sex acts on the floats during the parades.

Get Real.

[ilovekelly75]

@Zapppo That's just because of the method of their sex, not how much they do it, or how focused they are on it. If straight people's most common method was the same, they'd be dying of aids more too. It is a fact that anal intercourse is more likely to cause diseases than vaginal intercourse. Look it up.

[Zapppo]

@ilovekelly75

That's basic common sense. Gay sex is contrary to nature itself.

[ilovekelly75]

@Zapppo That's just ignorant. If that's the case, how come it's only like that with gay men? You don't hear about lesbians dying from aids as much.

[Zapppo]

@ilovekelly75

I was agreeing with you. Sorry to have confused you by being too brief, i was trying to keep it clean: Getting diseases from Gay male sex is basic common sense for the reasons you stated.

[ilovekelly75]

@Zapppo But there are ways to make sure that doesn't happen. It doesn't mean it's not natural.

[Zapppo]

@ilovekelly75

Condoms break.

Like playing Russian Roulette.

I won't happen to me.

[udontnoemelykdat]

i laugh harder than the "audience" does on most of the jokes anyway, so who cares? i almost choked laughing during a few episodes. sexy

[lunkey44]

"ITS OK its ok its only Al Rocher"

[Lillzbe]

uuhhhhaawwww i hate their house

[XxVailetxX]

@Lillzbe I agree. Even for 1997 it's... well it's hanous!

[XxVailetxX]

It's canned laughter

[Juliabeach]

Just wait until they get HD....

[Blondecutie00]

I wonder how they get the crowd to laugh at certain times. Like in the opening scene when Roseanne is talking to Dan on the phone and says "It's just not the same without you" and they zoom out to the new living room set. The audience can already see before they zoom out that it's a new living room set so how do they know that they zoomed out and thats the joke?

[kacy63]

@Blondecutie00  i have always wondered that!!

[MaiMunky]

I'm guessing these episodes with Dan missing is Roseanne beginning to be able to get over Dan's death in a less critical way...but w/e. Season 2 is Roseanne spin-off of Dan being alive and never died from a heart attack.

[rose444100]

Mark catching the ball was too funny.

[ScaryTeri101]

GO JIMMY!

[CrypticDelusions]

Roseanne looks so good in the opening scene! She's so beautiful.

[7ilovehorses]

Ha Ten Guys In A Pile! Haha LOL

[TJWhitewolf]

Laurie Metcalf is the absolutely best. I love the part in this episode when she goes "everyone rise!" So great. :)

[claire42069]

Everytime I watch the last season of Roseanne I get sad because I know Dan is really dead ;[

[junkabuttafli05]

@claire42069 you do realize this is JUST A TV SHOW right?????

[TsukinoFound]

Lol...I've never seen so many thumbs downs comments...in a row before...

Jackie is the best.

[demonchica18]

no joke! lol

[MaiMunky]

@TsukinoFound Haha. Yeah. Since the end of season 8 and now grammar patrol has been everywhere.

[xceeejy]

i think season 9 is one of the best seasons... idk why everyone thinks it's SOOO bad that they won the lottery in it.

[KraXoom]

The best thing about this show was that it was easy to relate to the family for us blue collards. It was the reason the show was so popular. Winning the lottery IMO was the worst idea the writers could have made. It spanned that god awful episode Roseambo after all.

[xceeejy]

so you're saying blue collar people NEVER fantasies about winning the lottery and no longer having to struggle with money? so not true. i do all the time. that's why season 9 is a great season. 1-8 show how hard it is for a typical middle class family or lower, and what they have to deal with, and 9 shows their fantasies. then the finale shows it really is only a fantasy, not real life.

[KraXoom]

The series was on a good pace with giving the Connors a new start in life. The new prison dry wall deal and diners continued success were going to give them a better future. It was something all blue collards could relate to but winning the lotto is not exactly relevant to many. Its a one in a million chance and envisioning it is different from it becoming a reality.

[xceeejy]

but it wasn't a realty. the series finale shows it and explains how the whole season was her dream for her life. i agree that even if they never won the lottery, season 9 could have been just as great. but without it, the series premiere wouldn't have been as amazing and remembered as one of the best finales in history.

[KraXoom]

Best finales?! It's wildly acknowledged as one of the WORST finales in sitcom history. In fact Roseanne Barr was panned by critics for her awful decision to confuse her audience. The dream effect got old with Dallas.

And actually half the series is part of her writings, not just the lotto winning. It's assumed the series begins in Roseanne's fictional element after the second season finale episode "Happy Birthday" when the family makes her a writing den in the basement. There begins her story.

[xceeejy]

it's not only acknowledged as one of the worst. it's one of those finales that's either/or. people tend to think it's either one of the best or one of the worst. i'm part of the former.

[KraXoom]

Well good luck with that notion. I'd hate to imagine what you thought of The Saprano's series finale.

[xceeejy]

okay now you're being rude. and i didn't like it.

[MsRose00]

I agree. Roseanne was one of the few shows of the 80's and 90's that the average American could relate to. Plus she tapped into common controversies and taboos that other comedies wouldn't touch like abortion, gay marriage, unwed mothers, etc. I still enjoyed season 9 but it was like it was a different show. It was still amusing, but it lost a lot of its depth and character.

[meteosurreal]

@MsRose00 ...Yes, Indeed.

[AcemanJones]

@KraXoom You mean "blue collars".

[KraXoom]

yeah sure w/e.

[AcemanJones]

dictionary . com blue-col·lar adjective 1. of or pertaining to wage-earning workers who wear work clothes or other specialized clothing on the job, as mechanics, longshoremen, and miners.Compare white-collar. noun 2. a blue-collar worker. Origin: 194550 Random House Dictionary Random House, Inc. 2010.

[KraXoom]

I wasnt questioning your correction I was being dismissive, catch up. Since you not only replied here but you also sent me a PM, I assume you're seeking an unnecessary argument. Does this boost your ego? Get a hobby asshole.

[AcemanJones]

@KraXoom I love when somebody says that I am looking for an unnecessary argument, calls me as asshole and tells me to get a hobby...because I politely corrected them, and they got pwned for not believing the correction.

Oh, and you weren't being "dismissive", you were TRYING to be "righteous". (Pesky dictionary . com again.) While what I was doing above was being "sarcastic". Being "dismissive" would be ignoring any more of your hostile replies.

Have a nice day! (Sarcasm again.)

[KraXoom]

Sending me a PM calling me a doofus is your idea of being polite? I dont know what backwater town youre from but here we call that an insult. Also you should do a little more reading of that pesky dictionary you refer to. In the case with my comment yeah sure w/e I was implying that I was uninterested (dismissive) I didnt say I was being disregardful.

Im not sure what satisfaction you get from being a human dictionary but its seriously pathetic. Take this grammar debate to Yale.

[AcemanJones]

In the above post, the following word are spelled incorrectly:

dont

youre

didnt

Im

its

You also forgot multiple quotes and commas.

Ta, asshole.

[KraXoom]

You're an idiot. So because I corrected one of your mistakes which you seem eager to do with everyone else you decided to go after punctuation marks? The words are NOT misspelled, the punctuations are missing. This is because I always type everything in Word before submitting and youtube does not recognize Word's default pronunciations. Mr. English scholar, dig a little deeper than that. It doesn't help erase your slip-up.

There, I didn't use Word this time. Does that fulfill your ego trip?

[AcemanJones]

It fulfills my ego trip a little bit, but not as much as knowing that you first have to type your youtube comments into MS Word but still wind up missing punctuation and spelling does.

Thanks for asking!

[KraXoom]

Selective reading huh? Guess you didn't see my explanation, I'll go ahead and fill you in once more. Youtube does not accept the default Word (Time New Roman) punctuation marks. There did you get that, is that clear enough for you?

By the bye why did you DISREGARD my correction for the incorrect definition of "dismissive" you gave me? Feeling a little defeated?

Really though correcting spelling on youtube is low. You must be bored with your own life. Go out and play hopscotch.

[AcemanJones]

Just a question, Mrs. Angry, why do you use MS Word in the first place, then? You must be one of the blue collards.

Oh, and Youtube seems to accept my Times New Roman punctuation marks just fine.

[KraXoom]

Again you DISREGARDED my recap of the correction I made for you. This conversation should have ended when I pointed out your fallacies.

Firefox spellcheck is less accurate by the way. Why so many questions to someone you don't know? That bored huh? You need a friend. Do you want me to be your friend? Ok we're friends now. Let's go tra-la-la in the meadows while we randomly (and annoyingly) correct everyone's grammar for 2 days. Really Ace keep on topic. This about Roseanne after all.

[AcemanJones]

"This conversation should have ended when I pointed out your fallacies."

Like in my firs post, when I said "It's not 'blue collard'"?

[KraXoom]

Would you look at that, another mistake. You missed a T. The grammar Nazi flubs again.

[AcemanJones]

ThanX for the correktion!! I certoinly apprecoitate it! It meanz alot cuming frum a blue collard.

[KraXoom]

So what are you trying to do make it seem as if your mistake was intentional? Sorry, not going to pass.

You're to persistent and incredibly annoying so I'm allowing you the last words. Go on and have a blast commie.

[AcemanJones]

For somebody allowing me the last word, you sure have a hard time shutting up.

[KraXoom]

Why do you continue to send me messages through PM? I allow you the last words here and you stalk my comment's on other video's then send the comment to me through PM. You're just craving an argument. Get a friend, get laid and get therapy. In that in the same order by the way.

[headrickwife]

its so bright and shiny...clean...yeah clean, thats what it is...thats too much... i think thats the only line andy ever had

[KikiC423]

LMAO @ Jackie's scream!!

[TheaterServant]

I really love how D.J. and Andy are still so close!!

[tragicXdisco420]

YaY they are back in landford...but with weird furniture...

but yeah...no more new york hopefully!!!

[ruizbe82]

I've been watching the shows for hours now... usually hilarious and brilliant writing,,, this is terrible! I don't know what happened but the show had a sad end. Basically, any of the shows that start with the singing theme rather than instrumental, suck. Around 5:50 in... the fact that Bev gets applauded shows how cliche'd it all became. RIP, Roseanne.

[xceeejy]

what's so wrong with it? their troubles were finally over. you're over-analyzing the show. just enjoy it.

[JD335]

u ppl are looking waaaaaaay too much into this series, just enjoy it no need to make-fun of it or do too much critical thinking hehe, thats my opinion anyway

[sasukesakura5450]

Oh! i was gonna wath this during kornrnersials, but its on teh telly o.o...

[patricknedz]

The house went from a dump to very nice and fancy , it looks similar to there neighbors house next door, if anyone remembers the episode called "trouble with the Rumbles" m they go to their Neighbors house and it has the same style but is nicer than their house.

[maki11484]

When did they fix up the house? And weren't Darlene and David going to live in an apartment in Chicago?

[Tizzle84]

When they won the lottery Roseanne fixed up the place. And then after the complications of the new baby, Roseanne told David and Darlene they could stay for a while. It's toward the end of this season because the series was ending.

[cheesecakehead413]

This is the first episode they show the house after it's been remodeled.

[keridog1]

everyones house looks like this now its soo funy

[keridog1]

the 9th season was the worst one its sooo surreal

[jsheas53]

I actually agree with you. It wasn't as funny, but it was meant to be surreal, since it was all based on Roseanne's fantasies after Dan's death.

[jayden79106]

Yes it went off the deep end, I love this show and will watch the season only bc I have to in order to start over. But its NOT funny and makes NO scense

[Johnny15depp]

why wasnt John in so many episodes?

[yooitsbrian]

roseanne answers that at 18: seconds. dan is taking care of his mother in california

[Johnny15depp]

I know why dan wasnt,but I wanna know the real reason as to why John wasnt there. But someone already answered that somewhere else.He was filming a movie.

[TagaSeguchi]

I think if you look at his filmography you will see that he filmed a movie at this time and it took alot of time from the Roseanne set.

[stevecovington]

How come they never show this episode on TV Land or Nick at Night anymore? Haven't seen it in years... they just skip over it to the episode where Bev visits Nana Mary.

[keridog1]

becausse they gay thing (could) offend someone

O NOOOO

[patricknedz]

this was a Thanksgiving Episode, its only aired around thanksgiving for some reason.

[kssmith20]

hahahahaha at 6:15 when jackie says "motherrrr" is so hilarious. especially if you listen to it two or three times. i love her.

[soulierinvestments]

5:05  Big screen Al Roker. LOL

[rinoldkirk]

the stuff aboot the toaster is high talk

[lilmizzc00kie]

BTW, where the hell is Becky?

[dreamingcosmos]

with all the money they won, why on earth wouldn't they choose to get out of that house? that doesnt make any sense

[lilmizzc00kie]

Yeah they shoulda given the house to one of the kids... remodeled of course... maybe some additions. But, they probably didn't leave because living somewhere for so long can make you attached... I actually cried when I left a less than 500 ft. one bedroom apartment after 3 years...

[Akreen]

they wanted to keep the house and live and extravigant somewhat normal life

[dreamingcosmos]

Hatchetman- what a kind name that is, hatchetman - kinda goes with the sweet, gentle personality. " Idiots "- nice commentary

[Hatchetman6971]

Dreamingcosmos- I lovethis show. Maybe I was rude but is that how it on the comment sections. It just seems that people are living their live's through this comments. It's just ashow. Which just happens to be one of my favorites. I'm not that bad. Sorry if you were offended.

[dreamingcosmos]

Why did the Roseanne show go all "fantasy" pretend world after season 7 or 8? I believe it was the downfall to the show. It got really stupid.

[ugh4242]

only season 9 was like that.. 7 was great, 8 was ok but 9 sucked

[TagaSeguchi]

it's all explained on the last episode

[Sambohd29]

Watch the last episode. Into that good night part 2. At the end she explains everything.

[AngelsGotWings]

lmao i jumped when jackie screamed

[Mi55ery]

haha I like the part when the football comes flying out of the t.v. =D

[luvsherhubby]

isn't that guy the flight atendent from when they went to disney world?

[Crosscountry618]

i think it is.

[technoturtle]

I've been searching everywhere for this episode! THANK YOU for uploading it!!!!

[BettieBlueballs]

Nana Mary is quiet in this episode.

[LadyAliyssa]

LOL, I loved the way they screamed and leaped away from the tv when it turned on that was hilarious...

[MaiMunky]

@LadyAliyssa Lol. I love Jackie's surprised crazy whacked out scream.

[babyapple930]

Do you have the episodes where Roseanne is interviewd by TV companies wanting to make a movie of their life.. and they all kept askin "Wats wrong with him?" about DJ?

[vjmartinez88]

look up roseanne the truth to be told....

[LadyAliyssa]

I'm so glad that you started uploading more episodes of Roseanne thanks so much...

[joys44]

thanx so much your the best!!!