Cows With Guns Animation Cartoon - Song by Dana Lyons

[SamHagagaga]

Was "picked up a bull horn" another bad cow pun?

[kasyap7]

Why does 'HE' have an udder

[TriloSurge333]

Let's not give the cows any ideas by showing them this........

[yllienverdes]

cows are female.

[NickoTheGuitarist]

Fucking love this song.

[PlanetRequiem]

Have it your way is from Burger King lol.

[Saiyza]

"I Am Cow" video and then this "Cows With Guns" video. That's a goal off the bucket list.

[LaGopiDeFlores7]

i just...love it!!

[wameng0496]

wat happened to the guru?!?!?! did he die w/ the others?!?!?!?!

[cowswithgunsguy]

@wameng0496

Happily, I'm able to report that Cow Tse Tongue lives! Cow Tse Tongue Viva!

[MrErifly]

@wameng0496 They surrvived, THE CHICKENS IN CHOPPERS SAVED HIM AND THE OTHERS :D :D :D

[hamneggwich]

Male cow with udders :B

Sexy

[kingmuc1]

Chickens in choppers now my background on comp lol

[hare122275]

Fuckin' hilarious! One of the guys at Seattle Central hipped me to this. Loved it.

[mayabern07]

in the bar

[mayabern07]

TYPE (A MOO MOO MOO REPTICONE1)

[rudetux]

And here i was thinking that all tities were censored on Youtube...

[HelpMoreWorldAlways]

♫"We will fight for bovine freedom and hold our large heads high. We will run free with the buffalo or diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii­iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiIIIIIIIIII­IIIIIIIIIIIIiiiiiiiiiee....Cow­s with guns."♫

xD

[123SuperFred]

Play this to cows.

See what happens.

[yogscastfan1]

Bad cow pun lol

[thedollmasters4eva]

i say wawa

[murrayisarobot]

i was at a music festival this weekend which had a solar cinema that showed this every day, amazing

[planecommander1]

i love this vidio

[IAmElementalMage]

for some reason, everytime I watch this, I allways get shivers @ the chickens in choppers.

Scary...

[DICTATIOR]

Cowwunisits

[the26thhour]

To my fellow Cattle - with Buffalo or die!

[XgeoXluvsXcatsx]

This Song Is So Inspirational... *cries*

[TheGuyThirteen]

In Soviet Russia, cow eat you

[flypigboi]

Great video

Epic proportions

[aghahowa11]

Arent all Cows shes cos they got tits? lol i donno

[DancingOmelette]

@aghahowa11 "cow" does generally refer to the female of the species, but it can refer to the whole species, the males of which are called "bulls". However, the cows in this video do all have udders (or "tits" as you so charmingly put it), making them female, even though the song says "he" and claims he is "well hung". I guess we can assume the artist doesn't know his biology too well.

[awesomevids17]

@DancingOmelette creative license. That's how he got away with mixing the Burger king motto and McDonalds. It flowed better this way.

[cowswithgunsguy]

@aghahowa11 They are purposefully keeping Cow Tse Tongue's gender ambiguous for security reasons.

[UndercoverCool75]

Excellent!!

Kinda wished the end had a horde of tough-looking motorcycle gang "chickens *on* choppers" though, because that's what I thought I heard him sing when I first heard it on the radio ...

[cowgirlsos]

lol, my dad is a farmer and he has cows!!!!! they rock!!! but hamburgers are made of pigs not cows, so this is not very accurate!!! i <3 uzi!!

[LeeGalEyezIt]

@cowgirlsos yes, hamburgers can be made of pork, but it's usually made of beef... so it's accurate.

[DancingOmelette]

@cowgirlsos What? Since when were hamburgers made of pig? Yeah I'm just off to mcdonalds to order a pigburger... You probably think it must be pig because of the "ham", but the name "hamburger" comes from Hamburg, in Germany, not ham. Most hamburgers are made of beef (that's cow, btw). I guess your dad didn't teach you much of the family trade.

[XorireX]

@cowgirlsos You're so stupid

[NAEASPM]

yey, cows! thumbs up for cows! :D:D

[briannux]

thumbs up if pointless sites brought you here

[briannux]

came the deafening roar of chickens...

Me: WHAT?!?

in choppers

Me: LOL

[96855snow]

its so funny its wrong

[gsxr750ia]

Love this song! great work!

[richingle1]

@blobsrockthecasbah Love your humor man...so much :)

[Liedt]

Ungulates Unite!

[peixe123able]

cows with guns

chikens in choppers

cats in jets

goats with grenades

pigs with swords

[jzjess23]

also something i knoticed well XD it says about mc donalds "have it your way" but.... thats burger king haha

jess

[elmachucho]

Mi to!

[SJtheMFZB]

it was an interesting little diversion, but i didn't really like it til chickens in choppers

[idugupthegrave]

30 people will be crushed in the cow revolucion

[jzjess23]

lol found this on pointlesssites . com but this is genius! :D

jess

[luvsvolleyball27]

of chickens....in choppers.

[britneyspearsrule100]

that was ok........

[ivliuscaesar1865]

cows with guns, cows with guns, takin' over, wont be long, cows with guns

[TheUltamateWeirdo]

This song is officialy the best song eva created in the history of brilliant songs. Chickens in choppers-thats genius!

[TheUltamateWeirdo]

This song is officialy the best song eva created in the history of brilliant songs.

[tinykingoflegos]

im never gana eat cow meat again

2 days later man i love burgers

[RANDY87001]

totaly dude

[killerdarkri]

u gotta think about it, cows still have a brain and a way to communicate, so they might have their own religions

p.s. give them a few gattling guns and a couple of random explosives

[killerdarkri]

u gotta think about it, cows still have a brain and a way to communicate, so they might have their own religions

[sharpy82295]

@killerdarkri they mite have guns too...

[ourpop56]

Yeah! kill mcdolands!

[ourpop56]

i'm now a vegatarian

[ChaosRayZero]

I love that newspaper at 3:48. Sadly they really do contain that many typos these days. =^p

[ThatKidKnows]

1:43 - Piss isn't meant to be white!, Why would a MALE cow have udders anyway? theres no such thing as male cows, they are bulls! lol

[purple8910]

random, but _really_ awesome+fun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[vovafed]

@mykhalko ДУЖЕ АКТУАЛЬНО ДЛЯ НАШОЇ КРАЇНИ . НАЖАЛЬ НЕ ВИДНО НА ПРОСТОРАХ НАШОЇ НЕНЬКИ НАВІТЬ ТАКОГО - КОРОВ'ЯЧОГО ЧЕ ҐЕВАРИ (

[Cajaquarius]

So you gave the cows with udders masculine traits. Well, I for one see through your misogynist ruse, you cad. You think I don't see what this video was really supposed to signify? You may pull the wool over the eyes of men with your penis party propaganda but I know this video is nothing less than a declaration of war on the feminist movement and a spit in the face to feminists through history. Shame on you. You see this angry smiley at the end of this post? I am typing it as hard as I can >=(

[KRUPTA]

@Cajaquarius

well said

you tell em sista

[Nenad237]

@Cajaquarius Hahhaha

[BBknickers]

Has anybody pointed out that cows are female yet?

[WesBWMS]

actually "have it your way" is for Burger King

[justukaslietuvis]

We will fight for bovine freedom!

[obiwankendrobi]

I love this. I first heard it a few years ago.

It still gives me the giggles.

[incaoutburst]

This is so amazing I can't begin to desribe.

Hahaha "Bad cow pun."

[MrSmittyjaja]

Mcdonalds Meat =

1% Cow

99% Cow poo

[Cajaquarius]

@MrSmittyjaja Actually, much of it isn't even meat related anymore. Just soy and cheap shit, the cheap bastards.

[ardennful]

govedo

[snuten0]

this is the best song ever made and by honering it i will give a gun to a cow

[AniMalLoVeR969]

yea cows win!!!!!!!!

[florencelover10]

let's hope no cows have heard this song otherwise we will have a mass revolt on our hands!

[s0m30n3el5e]

how did the chickens get the choppers?

[Emberplate]

anyone know when this was made? remember seeing it like 6 years ago

[neokoga]

chickens in choppers!!!! hahaha I love it!

[stonerboy2]

love it

[stonerboy2]

love it

[LucarVideos]

27 people should die

[jaymez42]

cummed in eye

[jets580750]

stupid but funny



[Flippons]

Almost fell about laughing when I saw this! Great movie.

[skillinp1388]

i know this is all in fun, but just wanted to make sure nobody out there made the mistake of thinking any of these things were the case.

male cows dont have udders, in fact they aren't even called cows if they're male. they're bulls.

the teats on udders do not secrete urine, and milking cows is not the same as making them piss.

have it your way is the motto of burger king, not micky d's

[BCRichgutar]

@skillinp1388 That's why I thought this was funny(:

[blackout995]

this song is like hail mary for me XD

[hyperjulien]

A cow with a uzi WTF

[TheHazyGungan]

26 people can't eat meat.

[upsidedownhappyface]

lol da timez

[blackout995]

every morning i listen 2 this song just to get through the day

[fallingzo]

Really funny... U should make a sequel called chickens in choppers

[tgcnow]

This should be the anthem of the Tea Party ...

[MrNDSteinbach]

@tgcnow It is talking about more of a communist revolution, not a 'Tea Party movement'...

[PiGgYhEyHeY8]

funny , and weird ! but awsumm =)

[RagingDemonLord]

my favorite line, 12 burning macdonalds, have it your way. lol

[shailovesyou]

ahah so cool

[MusicSoulx3]

ingenious.

[iloveusher231]

I love this video!!! Cows with guns:)

[KOKOMANSSA]

omg i love this video

[Ackepacke1]

I'd love to learn this on guitar. :)

[methoxyroxy]

omg!! Hurray for the chickens!! :D

[Theneedler95]

remember watching this is primary school.

[jatinkataria1234]

cow dung flung!!! :) :)

[willowbreezeMiyuki]

VIVA THE REVOLUTION!!!!!!!!!!!! lolol im a vegetarian so my sister showed me this video cause she thought i would love it.. and i do!lolol very cute....

[Mkw494]

Omg I love this song! I love that you made a video for it =]

[xJessluvsetf4lyfx]

Bad cow pun. Lol.

[clubcard246]

i really want to learn to play this song just for the fact when im drunk and its the time to pull out the guitar it would be a joke thing to play

[Bennyri]

I live every day in fear that this might happen!! If my cattle rose up against me i'd be fecked :)

Good laugh do, thanks

[Sarahlike]

@Bennyri are you irish? haha

[Bennyri]

@Sarahlike :) Yes, how did you (fecking) guess :P ?

[brg1275]

This song has epic trumpet! :D

[TehEquilibrium]

What the hell

[Uraken74]

Lol green hay! Genius

[Samhplover]

Run Cows Run

[chumbawumbaism]

this shows what troube che guevera causes! thank the lord our goverment had him assinated! woot! go U.S.A. (thumbs up if america rocks!)

[Thedeadlemmings]

@chumbawumbaism I know right! We really should thank god that they killed che and stopped him liberating the oppressed. I mean, what kind of bastard wants freedom and justice for people who aren't white americans?

[efngn]

@Thedeadlemmings you are a racist motherf@#$&*

BTW are dna is basicly the same just 1 # out of like 100000000000000000000000000000­00000

skin colour is only skin deep

ps any one who rated that comment up is a @#$%$@%@#%#

[htfussman32]

@efngn I think that @thedeadlemmings was being sarcastic.

If you look at the way he wrote it, it seems fairly obvious.

[geregan100]

@efngn hahaha u retard anyone can see he is being sarcastic and anyone who cant see that is either just trollin' or is too stupid to get angry about anything ever again... by the way dont reply back calling me an asshole for calling you retarded because i dont really mean mentally retarded just stupid beyond belief (by the way the fact that i felt the need to explain that to you should make it painfully clear to you how stupid you look)

[Moggsie123]

this is an awesome song, he was a scrawny calf who looked rather woozy, but no one suspected he was packing an uzi!!!!! LOL subscribe

[bj373]

Bovine Freedom!!

[wowgamer1220]

lol i fucking love ths sog =D

[Tristano1980]

hey you should come hear dana play this song live in Seattle on August 7th (2010). For more info check out his website!

[J0P0]

How stupid

[jonesybee33]

I watched this a billion years ago. it's still good :)

[JNLSGM]

That was pretty amazing.

[bandoverlife]

whenever i have a bad day i come listen to this song. bad cow pun. xD

[xXpwnd2k9Xx]

is that ojhnny cash singing?

[fruityXfreshXman]

"Have it your way" is Burger King, not McDonald's. Or maybe that was on purpose? :) Ah well, good video!

[cbcgrl127]

make a cows with guns 2!!!!!!!!!

[cowswithgunsguy]

@matt011halofan Glad we could make living worthwhile for you! ;-)

[cowswithgunsguy]

@Tamarhia Thanks for watching!

[TheNOLUK]

i love this vid but i realised something, "have it your way" thats act burger king

[cowswithgunsguy]

@TheNOLUK Yup, we know that. The animation was done by an animator in Norway, so we have to cut him some slack. The general idea is there! Glad you love the video! Thanks for watching.

[Skid00everest340]

LOL WTF? and by the way most tractors runs on diesel FAIL!

[cowswithgunsguy]

@Skid00everest340 Animator probably never lived on a farm! Thanks for watching!

[javelina2091]

Really enjoyed the guitar/trumpet blend to this song

[cowswithgunsguy]

@javelina2091 Thank you for watching and for your positive comment!

[slicendice777]

if this video make you want to burn some mc donalds +1 me, if not -1 me but im guessing that makes u a fatass...

[naturgesetz]

He???

Cows are female!

This is sexist!!! LOL

[cowswithgunsguy]

@naturgesetz Well, the cows' genders/anatomy have been a great conversation piece over the years! BTW, we looked up cow in the dictionary and it said: Informal: a domestic bovine of either sex and any age



[DancingOmelette]

@cowswithgunsguy still though, the song clearly says "he pissed in their eye", and you drew a female cow squirting milk from an udder ¬_¬ You can't be surprised that people found that odd. Wait, this is a song about cows with guns, *what am I saying*

[wurzil]

VERY VERY FUNNY!

[cowswithgunsguy]

@wurzil Thanks! Glad you liked it.

[blackout995]

COWS

[egroegegroegegroeg]

If this actually happens ill be with the cows XD yea and btw its pissed in "their" eye...

[funnybo5]

@egroegegroegegroeg Come on dude, dont be a grammar nazi!

[theicjbm]

those r some badass cows

[mrbillytaylor]

hmmmm since its a cartoon...no shit.

vvv

[Clothify]

fake

[ShadowsDeadlyx]

@Clothify No SHIT Its Fake Its A Cartoon duh!

[ejruiz3]

that was disturbing

[tabyabshire]

much dung flung xD

[DOOMKITTEN01]

...EPIC...

[cowswithgunsguy]

@DOOMKITTEN01 Glad you liked it! Thanks for watching.

[BlueGoneCrazy]

ROTFL- "bad cow pun"

[cowswithgunsguy]

@BlueGoneCrazy Happy to have provided a ROTFL moment for you!

[sardobi]

Woah. Epic song of freedom and opression with chicken in choppers? How can there ever be better?

[cowswithgunsguy]

@sardobi Glad you like it so much! Thanks for watching.

[sillysongification]

omg that is so weird

[ManaBiscuit1]

Love this song so much.......

My neighbor introduced it to me.

[cowswithgunsguy]

@ManaBiscuit1 Thank your neighbor for us!

[Roxxybby012]

RUN COWS RUN

[msixboy]

Bad cow pun.

[jenkay17]

One day those cows will come for us all......

[xxKiwixxStrawberryxx]

I. can die happy.

[nebutron]

Cute animation and song (despite the gender confusion)!

[cowswithgunsguy]

@nebutron Thank you! Yeah, the gender confusion has been a topic of conversation for years!

[RagingDemonLord]

@cowswithgunsguy lol yeah, cows well hung, surely a male cow, therefore a bull lol also the whole song through saying things like "he mooed we must fight!" lol

[Mr1mafia1]

i named my fantasy footy team cows with guns, next season it will be chickens in choppers