Milestones

[sairobudakai]

Bonk has grown up! :D!!!!!!

[linatheindependent]

you kinda look like jeff daniels

[itsnourishment]

amazing video :D

[darcelus215]

WOW and hooray for blocking that guy! WTF??

He was somethin else!

Cheers to your "Milestones" Joe!!!

[vanawesome]

yeah. You just gotta feel sorry for people like that..... not really. Eff that guy.

:D

[vanawesome]

Clearly, there is no getting through to you. And it's at this point that I become bored by the incredible heights of your retardation. Therefore, you have achieved what very very few people have managed to do over the years. Congrats, you are now blocked from my channel. Good day.

[OriginalTessaMessa]

Sounds like someone needs a lesson on what a lie is!

(That's you mega-douche.)

We have never once lied. Ever.

We have insulted the BEJESUS out of you. We've plainly stated our OPINION of you. And shown how we have watched your videos to find out that you have made up your own religion and that it has levels, and simply wished you good luck.

What part of that is a lie? No lies! You moron!

THIS IS A LIE: I know that you wake up in the morning and blow kisses to yourself into a mirror. See?

[OriginalTessaMessa]

Furthermore, I am very confident that you will never admit to attacking someone on their physical appearance, though you plainly did so, and the evidence is plainly displayed above - right underneath your user name.

This is why I would like to say:

You're a gigantic douchebag. Perhaps the biggest in history.

It's quite astounding, really. The size of your douchebaggery.

I'm in awe.

You ass puncher.

[amyeditor]

Gotta love Bonky opening and closing his paw at 1:34. So cute.

[amyeditor]

Vanawesome, please just block this noobenstein asshole. Anyone who calls Tessa a bitch should be given the boot PRONTO.

Besides, this channel is all about love, peace, kittens and other super manly stuff. The hate is just not wanted!

[vanawesome]

Done and done.

[vanawesome]

Oh I agree, attacking somebody on their personal beliefs is pretty low. You know what else is low? Attacking somebody on their physical appearance. As Tessa originally stated, if you'd simply said that you didn't get it, we'd all be friends. 

Fact is you teamed your comment with an irrelevant attack on my appearance.

So then, I believe I've well illustrated my point here, so why don't you let this be a lesson to you. Be and asshole, and people will be assholes back to you.

[vanawesome]

I don't know where my last comment went but what is it with you and Lies? Nobody is lying here (besides you with that irrational "lost cause" assumption.)

We're just simply pointing out the fact that you're an asshole.

Now good luck with that crazy made up religion of yours. Are you at level 3 yet? All the BEST religions have levels.

[OriginalTessaMessa]

Just leave, noobenstein. No one wants you here. No one wants to read/hear from you. You're a jerk and a tool. That's not a lie, that's my assessment.

Go to Fred's channel or any of the other channels you frequent, I'm sure they won't insult you. But we certainly will, freely and continually.

You douchebag.

Lovingly yours,

The "crazy bitch"

[darcelus215]

Quite the heated exchange Mr. noobenstein...what kind of a name is noobestein?

Hmmm...do you just come on youtube to post negativity? If so, you're so super and the fact that you breath is definitely not a waste of oxygen =)

[Yakovich]

C'mon Joe... I'm still waiting for you to top your version of the sneezing panda video as I still think it's the funniest thing i've seen on youtube.

Love

Yak...

[vanawesome]

Here Noobenstein, I'll quote it for you:

You Said, "A fat bearded guy wakes up next to a microphone..."

While not entirely inaccurate, I would say that those are still the words of a "Gigantic Douchebag" and not the words of somebody simply trying to point out that this video is over-rated.

Also, don't create accounts to back up your argument. Cuz I'll just remove those yah crafty little pork snorkeler. Did I mention it's insult time? Because it is, you self-enthused ass hat.

[OriginalTessaMessa]

If I vehemently agree with you and call you the winner, and say you're better than me, will you never come back here and never comment on any of these videos, again?

[OriginalTessaMessa]

If you'd simply said it was over rated, I wouldn't have responded in that way. Instead, you decided to be a gigantic douchebag and basically poo poo'd everything while being extremely rude about it.

I was discrediting you via your choice of subscriptions, showing how you're hardly a voice of reason when it comes to video and music quality/substance.

Hee hee... I said "poo poo'd"

[OriginalTessaMessa]

Please read your original comment a bit more closely, and then see where the hate is. Your comment spurred my comment, so if you take a hike and never come back to this channel, everyone here will me much happier.

[OriginalTessaMessa]

Typo correction: BE much happier, not ME much happier.

[OriginalTessaMessa]

^Says the guy who's subscribed to Fred. Those videos are worth watching, right? There's some awesome music to be heard on those jems.

You're a loser, man. Complete blowhard.

I almost didn't make this comment, after watching one of your videos, because I have reason to be believe you're mentally handicapped and/or delusional. And picking on the unstable is unfair.

But you're also a jerk, so who cares!? Beat it, scumbag!

[n0rb3rg]

Pure masterpiece

[MayanSerpent]

I want to see bonk hunt stalk and pounce....bonk needs prey ...

[MrChief101]

Yo Van-- I really like the transition from Academy to Cinerama as well as sepia to Technicolor!

Cool

[Cheri5188]

i love you!

[cestima]

please be my friend! you and gratuitousbonkbonkbonkbonkbonk­bonk (too many bonks)

[geokarim]

very talented. hope you the best!

[kittydance8]

I LOVE YOU VIDEOS SO MUCH!!!!!!!!!! keep it up. they make me laugh everytime!

[MrChief101]

Terrifically sweet tone poem, yah big lug. And yuh beautiful lil luggette!

[ImJakeSrsly]

CONGRATS YOU!

You're awesome.

[ginzafox]

Thank you interbone?? Oh no, no. Thank YOU sir.

[anoncritic]

Also, thank you very much for sharing them thar videograms with the interbone :) Over the past 2 and a half years, I've probably watched all of your videos a minimum of 10 times each. There's no telling how much enjoyment you've added to the world.

[breathead]

We're Interbawesome. :)

[t3ch4]

Who is singing, It sound familar but I can not put a name one it. It that Tokyo Terror?

[Elk4758]

This has inspired me to put up another video (ok not really I'm tired and my slow net connection makes it too much of a pain in the ass).

[anoncritic]

Great video! It's great to hear that you and OTM are making more.

[sonicknameless]

Thank you, Vanawesome. I really hope Van is part of your name, but I know deep down, you're Joe.

[RhianonLives]

CONGRATULATIONS YOU DESERVE IT

[Eeptog]

And i helped!

[syncmaster915n]

it's about time to get that creative mojo flowing again Vanawwesome. what's interbone? is it something dirty?

[Brianswers]

Congrats :)

[thecolormaria]

looooooooove Pomplamoose

[mrm1775]

Its good to see the old microphone again.

Welcome back, Van.

[AnonymousView]

It has not been the same since your little series from the Vancouver airport.

[vanawesome]

yeah... that really took it out of me. :(

[ShimmySystem]

You rock.

[Nic33rd]

Woot! Keep up the fine work!

[ClumzorZ]

Vanawesome gives me the strength to get out of bed and punch the moon out of orbit. Thank you for being Vanawesome.

[arkthumus]

I really liked that video, and the song is killer.

Bonky is super awesome as always.

Glad things are on the up and up! :D

[cudthedestroyer]

Fabulous.  We've missed you guys. Welcome back proper!

[newbsauce11]

We love you too vanawesome.

[zarkane]

I've been an ardent supporter of your videos and would like to take this moment to say that you are one of the rare gems of YouTube.

Anyone can make a silly video, but it is only a rare few that can bring actual joy and laughter with two minutes in front of a camera. You, sir, are one of those few.

Alone, you were fantastic. With the addition of the lovely Miss Tessa, you became an inter-bone force and the BonkBonkBonkBonk(Bonk - wait, too many) you became a Trifecta Powerhouse.

[kittenstomper]

yay you guys are back!! See the inter-bone missed you!

[Futurefiction]

you're welcome

[WlLKO]

Loved it mate! 5 stars! Give me a shout again when you are in London next time!!!!

:-D

[vanawesome]

Will do man! Gonna hold you to that! I wanna check out a football game! If we're lucky we can get into a brawl!

[purpleforestwolf]

You look a bit thinner and well,sexier than ever. Welcome back, and also Miss Tessa and His Highness Prince of Scotland and the Valkyries: BONK BONK BONK

[MisterRozz]

Vanawesome, you sir are one of the best YouTubers around!

Congratulations on all the subs, and keep on keepin' on!

[Staringathesun]

<3 you too, Van.

- The Inter-Bone

[vanawesome]

Sweet! Thanks the inter-Bone!

[kookiemoose]

That's right vanawesome 8k plus subbs

And there's more where they came from-

if you get a dog

[vanawesome]

haha.... oh man. I dont think youtube could handle it if we threw a dog into this mix.

[doodlinghair]

cat.

[purpleforestwolf]

With all due respect Miss Tessa, your man is damn sexy !

[OriginalTessaMessa]

GASP! COMPETITION?!  I challenge you... to a DUEL!

[vanawesome]

haha. while this duel would most certainly prove to be highly erotic, I must insist that you refrain from blood shed. Miss Tessa has already won this game. :D

[mgphenom]

Van Awesome I have a couple things to discuss... actually a bone to pick with you... you also have a pet corn plant and being the devoted watcher of your videos that I am... I'm stunned I never realized we had this in common before...actually thats not a bone to pick... I think the corn plants should do a collab... I think that has potential... yes I think I do

On a much more intelligible note. Congratulations on your milestones... may all of them skip across the water to new lands and be happy

[vanawesome]

It pains me greatly to inform you that you have mistaken my plant for a pet corn plant. Perhaps the collab could be about your corn plant long seeking companionship, only to have his hopes raised and then subsequently shattered.

[MusicalPigs]

love for bonkx4!

[iVee24]

Bonk loves you*

[vanawesome]

That he does.  :D

[Chriseycarlyeah324]

congrest on the 8000

[killert00thbrush]

Gratz mate. =D You deserve it.

[vanawesome]

Thanks man. I still plan on using that song you sent in for something. Something soon!

[TheDemonPazuzu]

Who is that comely chick anywhoo?

[vanawesome]

That right there is my fiance! youtube name originaltessamessa. Easy on the coveting though sir.

[HarleyAssi]

:-)

[t3ch4]

All work and no play. Maybe you guys should go out and have a good time! =)

[vanawesome]

Gotta get some more play in that's for sure. Hasn't been too bad lately though. And where are your vids these days sir? Hmmmm?

[OriginalTessaMessa]

I love this video. I love this guy.

[vanawesome]

Duble`love!  Woot!

[qualqui]

hey vanawesome, YOU TOTALLY RULE MON!!! Well, so do Tess and BonkBonkBonkBonk! = ) *****

[vanawesome]

Thanks qualqui! I think you got the order wrong though. Clearly it is Tessa who rules, then BONKx4!, and then me. 3rd in power. Someday the kingdom will be mine!

[kinkypooh1019]

I hear Nataly Dawn music!!!

[vanawesome]

That you do! You've been punched in the ears by Pomplamoose!

[GreenMonkeyToaster]

You rock!, bet you never got that comment

[vanawesome]

It's rare... so... so rare. :(

[demetry13]

No thank you for making some of the best vids on Youtube. I can watch sXephil all day, but you make one vid and it's like the highlight of my month.

Plus you make us underdogs believe when we can get a girl like that lol

Keep em up man.

[vanawesome]

Haha. This comment made my month. Never give up hope man. Sometimes dudes like us just get supremely lucky. You should continue on with your new channel mydailyrant. Amazing channel name. Could be huge.

[Zed2six]

Gratz on 8,555 ^_^

[vanawesome]

haha. Yeah, shows how long I've had this video in the works. Planned on posting it right after 5000 hit, which explains the sudden beard towards the end of this video.

[o5Gamer]

n_n

[xenafairy3]

sweet

[smeagol92055]

More Vanawesome videos? I'm there.

[Sugartalker]

And thanks for doing the YouTube thing man. You're a major part of why I stayed around all this time.

And thanks for showcasing my open fly in this video LOL.

[vanawesome]

Sugartalker, your crotch is an inspiration. Don't you ever forget that.

[purpleforestwolf]

Great video ....

I love your videos and miss them, so glad you are BACK ! Your videos are special

[vanawesome]

Hey thanks purpleforestwolf. Glad to be back!

[Kaskader173]

awesome cat :D

[Gimmeabreakman]

This video made me gay for you. Seriously man. Marry me.

[vanawesome]

Did I ever tell you about how my vids were being posted on a gay blog due to my apparently bear like appearance? Anyway.  Just sayin you're not the only one dude. haha.

[UnidentifiedRob]

I bet that microphone has quite the bad morning breath. I can sense these things well, 'cause I'm a Swede.

Now agree with me before I pillage your house and rape your sheep, Van-dude.

[vanawesome]

I agree I agree!!! Wheh... You're welcome my sheep.

[elusive73]

woo hoo! Congrats! Please do more :)

[vanawesome]

more vids! Coming right up! Also, don't forget about the BONKx4 channel. That is, if you like Bonky. Cuz we've been uploading that channel pretty often.

[elusive73]

Know what's funny? I found THIS channel a while back from watching a BONKx4 vid - and subscribed to this one because I loved the sense of humour so much, and forgot to subscribe to the other! lol Thanks for the reminder.  I LOVE those videos too - well, how could anyone NOT! lol

[andymooseman]

Great video & i love that song too :)

[vanawesome]

mooseman! What a kick ass last name! Please tell me it's your last name. Please.

[andymooseman]

Sorry to disappoint you. But, you are by know means the first person to think that it's my real last name.

Maybe i should change it legally? :)

[BONKx4]

I strongly recommend that you do this.

[JKsWatchables]

Bonky knows the score!

[WayneSkoting]

8 Stars from Rochester, NY ♥

~Ryan Westlake.

[vanawesome]

Ryan Westlake, you're ability to award more than the maximum amount of stars is truly impressive.

[lilmisspurple]

aw, you love us like we love you!

this makes me happy

[vanawesome]

yay!!!!

[falletron]

I very much enjoy how Bonkx4 appears to crawl out of your ear at 0:30

Congratzzzz. The extra z's are just for you.

[vanawesome]

I don't really like it when he does that. Not only does it initially hurt, but, do you know how hard it is to get one of those pet hair/lint removing rollers inside of my ear?

[CostaSusana]

No, thank you and you're awesome :o)

We love you guys :X

Hurray for videos nights :o)

[vanawesome]

Aww shucks. Thanks Costa. Make sure you come bug us if we're slacking off.

[kodomaster69]

lol wow thats great...when in dout wipe it out

[doubleknavery]

d'aww!

good vibes, van, good vibes.

fantastic to hear you will be making more videos, i eagerly await your new creations.

[chikotube]

pomplamoose!!!! a YT phenomenon!

[ufcmic]

i like the panther picture

[kari00ws6]

Love it !

[SmartedPAnda]

Congrates.

You look skinnier, and you beard looks as strong as it once did when YOU WERE MAKING VIDEO CONSISTENTLY!

=] Love Panda.

[vanawesome]

Ah you say that to all the fellas. (blush)

[jformaldehydem]

After finally getting to watch the video I couldn't help but notice your beard getting longer. How many times a day do you shave?

[H0bbes77]

*good things were coming. Typing on my iPhone sucks with these huge potato size fingers. Grrr!

[vanawesome]

mmmmm. Potatoes.

[H0bbes77]

I did notice a hint of cinnamon and cherry blossom aroma in the ocean breeze this morning. That meant good were coming... And your videos must be it. Can't wait brother!!!

[Fluganflogen]

the picture frame is crazy crooked.

[vanawesome]

We do that on purpose. Can't have the neighbors thinking that we put that panther there because we think it looks good. No no. He is there for PURE INSPIRATION.

[jformaldehydem]

I hate living in Australia and I hate living with people who know what torrenting is. I'm like "ANOTHER VANAWESOME VIDEO!"...ahhh shit, capped.

[vanawesome]

Haha. Sorry man, torrents will do that to yah. I find that punching helps stop torrenting. You should try punching.

[jformaldehydem]

I considered that, but I live with 3 women, and to violence against women, Australia says no or something. Better keep the motherland happy, or it'll throw me in the ocean with all the sharks.

[Nikininjaar]

haahaha.

that ad always made me laugh.

i always refer to that add! :D

[vanawesome]

arg! inside Australian jokes! I feel left out! haa.

[JakeWithSocks]

nice

[Zeezmania]

-giggles- vanawesomeeyy

[vanawesome]

tee hee!

[Tautudels]

you're welcome

[notscooter952]

Classy.

[legzandherpiano]

Pomplamoose?

[vanawesome]

Yep!