American Psycho: Funniest Sex Scene Ever

[customsarongs]

"I don't want you to get drunk but, uh, that's a very fine chardonnay you're not drinking." - Subtle peer pressure jedi mind trick

[Minxy775]

lmfao

[8ballstreet]

where's two epic lines at?

[bdrasin]

I wonder what Phil Collins thinks of this scene...

[elifi0411]

omg I love him!!

[aplayaz2000]

christian bale

the only person who would pay more attention to himself during sex

[AdrielandVincentshow]

once he edits that tape he recorded, it would look like 5:40-6:06

[Trixiechk405]

DONT JUST STARE AT IT...EAT IT!

[Trixiechk405]

I think I'd eat an asshole If it means I could fuck him. Hes HOT

[DJpaid]

do u like phil collins

[m1ke420]

i think toward the end he's fucking dead bodies.

[Zumomaki]

Dubs

[Scream357]

He is fucking like a boss!

[iloveoreos15]

5:50 Blue steel

[fdploco1]

patrick bateman is so rich why he go with taxi

[fdploco1]

why every comment has thums up

[DjoleeeUF87]

1:05 IS THAT BRICK FROM MY HOUSE???

[filipi346]

1:07 talking on a fucking huge cellphone like a boss

[thepinkdawson]

patrick bateman fucks LIKE A BOSS

[jradetzky]

57 people touched the watch

[realfunnybnb]

lol thats me



[Christian91201]

This is exactly how i treat women(fuck them,dump them)..Most of them today are nothing but brainless whores and deserved to be treated as such..im exceptionally good looking and smart,i have never been rejected in my 22 years of existence...But i also have a big heart and would like to find some deeper meaning with my experiments but those shallow fucking whores invite me to treat them as such..

[acl562]

@Christian91201 Treat whores like whores, and ladies like ladies

[scumgod13]

@Christian91201 Well, I'm a bit older than you and I have found that special girl at this point.But through out my 20's I did the same thing.A different girl every weekend. My very favorite was getting very preppy girls,arrogant girls and just grudge fucking the absolute hell out of them.Never kissing them.I screwed this one girl in white shorts down by the river then dropped her off,used up drunk ass hell with grass stains on her as and shirt @ her Boyfriends "Frat House" around 9 am.lol

[Ubegettintrolledup]

@scumgod13 Incredibly cool story, bro

[scumgod13]

@Ubegettintrolledup It was incredible fun at the time.I was a BASTARD! I didn't like Frat Boys or sorostitutes!

[Ubegettintrolledup]

@scumgod13 even cooler story, bro...tell us another one

[xcentrik12]

wtf you cut half the shit out you spastic, anyway there is a full scene of this on the full movie on here

[420chronmasta]

its kinda funny this is one of Christian bales first movies lol

[BreakfastBentoBox]

Dont touch the watch.

[tricadex]

What's with the hard cuts?

[ryankwteo]

Don't touch the watch.

[Malphas007]

That whole time Bruce Wayne was away on training. That was bullshit...this is what he was REALLY doing.

[KAAllitt]

@Malphas007 Bruce Wayne listens to Phil Collins?!?!

[shkdbsahbdlabf1]

So don't you wanna know what I do?

No.

Not really, no.

:(

[dobbelganger]

batman will never be the same again :p

[Rorshein]

Christian Bale would have been such a good Joker its not even funny.

[TheBochini123]

jajajajajajajajajajaa

[drewastuart]

6:02 "Fuck Yeah I'm Awesome"

[ralphjokerX]

The Secret Life of Bruce Wayne.

[markstevens36]

He purposefully engages in conversion way beyond these women's educational and intellectual abilities.His philosophical commentary on Genesis and Phil Collins is the means by which he asserts, in addition to his monetary and physical dominance over these women, his intellectual dominance as well. It's a brilliant scene.

[DarthMessias]

Lol! "The Dark Knight deleted scenes"...



[andmaketherain]

@DarthMessias Now, that would be an interesting inclusion...

[saudiprettygirl]

dude's fuckin weird

[tanramiscal2]

don't just stare at it. EAT IT.

[ggami7]

Sex with... 2 prostitutes?

Might you say he had sex with... DOUBLE prostitutes?

[doobbbb]

EPIC!

[tontsa911]

Christian Bale is amazing.

[TheHuntress144]

here's hoping they laughed a lot while filming this

[MiracleFruitClock]

whoever edited this video is a fucking piec of shit jimmy dimmy on my mothefuckn foot on my shoe

[Virgofenix]

This is what I want to be doing when I grow up.

[jliu512]

@Virgofenix Goldman Sachs is hiring !

[itwontcomeout5678]

Batman Deleted Scene

[SummerSexy6591]

"Don't touch the watch."



[413CallofDuty]

well thats actually none of your business. hahaha

[yemanyaaa]

Sabrina... REMOVE YOUR DRESS!!!

[BoukenCrimson]

50 people touched the watch.

[alexxxlllau]

dont touch the watch

[darkjack86]

"Do you accept credit card?" lol

[mma4ever100]

"don't touch the watch"

[oscarrlopezg]

How could you edit the best lines of this part of the movie?? Just how could you??

[squamish4244]

"My name's Paul.  Paul Allen."

[SomeTotalRandom]

Like a boss

[superflyman004]

so this is how Bruce Wayne gets his workout

[FlyLilPrO]

this isnt even funny...

[seanmelcher]

His face at 5:50 epic win

[Kiarmin58]

"don't touch the watch" hahahah

[lonkylaine]

@RebelComedyClub

Me too. Iove it side view. Can see my big cock disappear in my gilfriend. So good !! I love myself. I am beautiful.

[nikanj]

Can't believe you had to cut out the nude scenes. YouTube needs to grow up.

[jliu512]

Chuck Norris can never top that shit !

[ICESCHOOL3]

Bruce Wayne, lol.

[watermelonygoodness]

I really can't stress blonde enough, BLONDE.

[pressbox1492]

don't touch the watch!

[rosiewardd96]

Christian Bale is the best actor in the world today, END OF. He is a genius and this is the best film in the world.

[CaptainIncentive]

...Don't touch the watch.

[Kainlarsen]

The amount of times I've seen the 'Phil Collins' speech copypasta'd on /b/... I can't stop laughing.:D

[BloodMagex]

@Kainlarsen Rules 1 and 2.....

[Kainlarsen]

@BloodMagex O hai newfag.:P

[BloodMagex]

@Kainlarsen Enough with the cancer, newfag.

[Kainlarsen]

@BloodMagex Fuck off! YOU'RE the newfag, you fucking shit-pirate!

[BloodMagex]

@Kainlarsen You seem birdbaths.

[Kainlarsen]

@BloodMagex Only when a newfag calls me a newfag.

Rules 1 and 2 stopped being funny long ago.

[BloodMagex]

@Kainlarsen Implying it was ever funny. Lol, newfag

[loveablemeggy]

movie is great but the book is fantastic!

[qwame100]

how dare you cut the two best lines of the scene : "Christie, get down on your knees so Sabrina can see your asshole." and "Sabrina, dont just stare at it eat it!"

[loveablemeggy]

@qwame100 he/she might have had to, so it didnt get taken off by youtube.

[freddyg21]

"not quite blonde , are you?".........

[Bombers199333]

amazing movie

[L07EK]

seriously the best movie ever

[drblaus]

His face at 5:50 kills me

[comicalNZ]

Don't touch the watch.

[IamTrulyHard]

lol talking about commitment to hookers

[dmooreQX4]

Would you like to hear today's specials?

Not if you want to keep your spleen.

[TimeSpliTT]

frame change/skip at 6:05 . shoulda caught this in post production

[turkeypue]

This movie and the book are both awesome.

[Zeta439]

He's a strange guy, seriuosly.

[November10th1775USMC]

@Zeta439 The movies called American Psycho for a reason.

[Manu9078]

I'd love to see Steve Carell do the role of Christian in this scene

[afrejkamal]

the first time i've seen this scene i made it with a whore on sussudio song it was very good and psycho

[TheVampfan77]

Sabrina dont just stare at it EAT it xD

[revokdaryl1]

I love this scene and this movie. It's one of my favourite movies of all time. I started reading the book, but never finished it. It's very good though and extremely graphic. In the book, Patrick Bateman notes every piece of clothing on almost every single person he sees and interacts with. It's pretty amusing and effective.

[RighteousRomeo]

Epic....Epic.....Epic dance....

[Marcoz588]

41 people touched the watch....

[porkbeast3000]

best thing ever

[mattpocalypse]

This is what Bruce Wayne does on his day off.

[Aspirexsoner]

@mattpocalypse Lol

[mattpocalypse]

@Aspirexsoner Haha yeah man. Bale is a great actor.

[DestructionBattery]

I'd get in a car with Christian Bale any day

[pete1210able]

I agree with Joe the Sailor

[HXCpr0n]

6:02

[jerzy862]

Kinda fucked up the scene near the end there buddy

[Zonex123]

don't touch the watch.

[revokdaryl1]

@Zonex123 The funny thing is that the original line was supposed to be "Don't touch the Rolex", but they didn't want to pay an outrageous amount for the rights just to have Bale say ROLEX instead of "The Watch".

[Radman23078]

Damn I wish I had money... :-(

[SonicThunderBYG]

Patrick Bateman is such a hard ass that he doesn't even have to press play for the music to come on.

[raven2kf]

40 people just stared at it

[mantooth3290]

My hero!

[MrChief2009]

his plane voice kinda scares me

[54FLEX45]

Typical women, don't understand a Man's attachment to his Genesis catalogue and material qualities, and I stress... TYPICAL.

[Gambino199]

i really hope they do this scene again in the dark knight returns!

[Gambino199]

christian bale is the fucking man!!!!

[sofreshhticated]

DONT TOUCH THE WATCH WHORE!



[xtazyHD]

Forever alone, haha

[Ketchup9393]

hes so hot

[Junglist360]

6:01 almost made me piss my pants!

[inferno232]

What a hypocrite. He smokes in that apartment later. :(

[ThePatchworkPossum]

@inferno232  You mean earlier?

[98donkeydude]

@inferno232 that should be the last of your worries...

[schizlor]

I think Invisible Touch is the group's undisputed masterpiece. It's an epic meditation, on intangibility.

LMAO!!!

[MegaAbdou19]

dont touch the watch hahahahaha

[maroonoasis]

@plaid4u it's youtube you dumb shit.

[InvaderSlusk1994]

im sure christian bale had soo much fun doing this movie

[omcneil1]

I DONT WANT YOU TO GET DRUNK BUT THATS A VERY FINE CHARDONAAY YOUR NOT DRINKING.....LMAO...I LOVE THIS MOVIE

[milnusthegnome]

So this is how Bruce Wayne entertains his guests

[Tannz0rz]

@milnusthegnome And gets his workouts.

[TheBMXlove]

@maryukujin

well said my friend, well said.

[Maryukujin]

I envy the level of vanity and narcissism it takes to be staring at yourself in the mirror while fucking two chicks.

[15ereed]

@Maryukujin you wish you had the confidence of a pathological narcissist who murders people to compensate for his egotistical lack of empathy, just because your sex life sucks? I'm sorry but that's fucking pathetic.

[Maryukujin]

@15ereed There's this thing called (Gonna use a big word now) "Sarcasm" that's when you say something, but don't really mean it. You following me?

I was being "Sarcastic" We clear on that?

[TheMissing8]

@Maryukujin lol .. some people are just idiots comes from upbreeding parents are probably idiots too

[Maryukujin]

@TheMissing8 Some people clearly don't have the mindset of the majority of the fan base of this movie has. Most people who continually watch it sort of view it as unintentionally funny rather than violent/dramatic. There's tons of pages on Facebook devoted to this movie and how hilarious it is.

[FrancisGumb]

@Maryukujin You should try it sometime.

[IamChris777]

dude, he is soo great in this scene. he plays the part sooooo well

[blUdz18]

LOL he's a sociopathic slut as well. I'm in love with his character ♥

[Tatin124]

eat it!!!!

[masondarko]

40 people touch the watch

[toddpinkstonisgod]

Where's one of the best lines, "Bend over so Sabrina can see your asshole" and "Don't just stare at it, eat it"? You fucking stupid bastard!

[bernardokubrick]

i start laughing when he shows the phill collins cover

[kevin2fla]

Don't stare at it, eat it.

[ImperialGuard9001]

He is actualy having sex with himself

[bellacullen3344]

i'm too mad that he's looking in the mirror while he having sex with her and she's just oblivious......

[typoprone]

When I watch this, I always think Sabrina is played by Christina Applegate... :\

[TupacAndMeatLoaf]

I WORK ON WALL STREET

[kissmebythebooks]

hahahaha I don't blame him for checking himself out, if I were a dude and looked like that, I'd probably do the same :D

[futureworldmonarch]

39 people just stared at it....

[LonghornPhysicist]

"Not quite blonde are you? More dirty blonde." lmao.

[lookitsagrape1]

3:42 = truest words ever spoken

[mahaLoLolo1]

You cut out the titties. I hate you.

[jollypico]

you fucking cut out all the funny parts idiot.

[ArmoredSquash]

I will live by Joe the Sailor's words for the rest of my life.

[rosee298]

ohhhh he is so sexyyyy

[ninnypiggy]

Are you serious guys? They screwed this up COMPLETELY. Read the scene in the book. Hottest scene ever.

[AlessandroDiLena]

@ninnypiggy the problem is.. I never read books

[ninnypiggy]

@AlessandroDiLena

ale echt? american psycho was really amazing, but it's a thick book, so not really tempting to people who dont like books

[AlessandroDiLena]

@ninnypiggy nee heb er ni zoveel geduld voor eigenlijk, vond de film in't algemeen wel goe ze

[FreedomFighter08]

Thumbs Up 6:02 Best of the best ever

[NoMoreLiesAboutMeToo]

woot woot xD

[mozx10]

good thing they didnt like huey lewis and the news

[FiswaT]

he loves himself haha

he must have something against blondes..