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  • hes wearing CLOTHES!!!!!

    

  • @lala80schick Pet** not per

  • I break out into a rash and I start sneezing and my eyes get itchy when I per/hold my kitty<3

  • I only break out when I touch cats :3

  • I find it strange I'm the only person in my family seriously allergic to cats, foods, fur..etc. My mom and sisters aren't allergic.

  • @merelientje1 well, we know you are. but no need to announce it on youtube ;)

  • Fag

  • hold 2 5 and seven one at a tyme

  • hold #2 button lolz

  • I knew it,I HATE YOU JESUS!!!

  • Forget being a lawyer. You should be a college teacher. They would love you.

  • Sorry guys im allergic to pussy apparently

  • Back when he used to wear shirts...

  • YOU NERD ?????????????????????????

  • You remind me of Jim carrey :) Love you <3 You shuld you do a video on why we get pimples :) <3

  • 1) pause the video

    2) press 1

    3) laugh :))

  • @buult147 pause the vid and press 2 HAHAHA

  • Wow You Seem So Stupid But Yet Are So Smart!!

  • LOL when he went into Alert mode a popup saying that my computer has a virus and above it it said WARNING

  • O_O #WTF

  • washington eats kittys!!!!! Save the kittys!!!!!!!

  • @ZubekChr456 That's bush dude.

  • 1:43

  • actually that first cat scared me...

  • Future Danny sent me, but i already saw this before D:

  • Can't stop laughing at "=]"

  • Thumbs up if you came here because it was in the BANANAS video!!

  • @244jovan thumbs up if.. shut up

  • Very good inspirationals, I shall conquer today.

  • i feel gay when he calls me his little lemon drop

  • @Jdriweezy I would go gay for Danny. Yes I would.

  • Thumbs up for George Bush eating pussy!

  • dear danny my cat likes ur voice 

  • Danny from the future sent me !

  • Thumbs up if danney sent you here!!!!!!!

  • furst?

  • I AM ALLERGIC TO CATS!!!!! I sneeze when i play with em!

  • It was good until the Jesus part.. :/

  • That was ... So retarded.

  • This didnt help me find out if i'm allergic to cats

  • #LOL

  • Cats are totally freaky...

  • my mom is allergic to cats :l not funny

  • @thewafflelover09 my dad is deathly allergic and it is funny. i hate cats anyway

  • @thewafflelover09 I'm super allergic to cats and I find it funny

  • like because i'm VarjackPaw and he answered my question aaaaawwwwyeeeaaah!

  • LOL

  • LET THE EXERSESM BEGIN!!!!!

  • varjack paw is a awesom book. so is danny. :)

  • @livililly26 I'M VARJACK PAW!!

  • #yes

  • Why do men love boobs so much?

  • @nvlv67 why not is the question? ;>

  • #LOL

  • hey danny love your work, every one of your videos make me laugh each time i watch them! :) you should make a video on why our poo is brown.

    p.s. i dont think you watch animal porn

  • I remember once got so close to a Cat in Pet shop .. damn I sneezed at least 50 times in an hour or two

  • #LOL

  • tasty little lemon drops :)

  • Is it possible to be allergic to humans? Cause I think I am... FUCK YOU HUMANITY!!!... Sorry, I don't know where that came from... perhaps I should go see a psychiatrist. ;P

  • PAUSE AT 0:39 hahahahahahahaaha i cant stop laughing!

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  • why do people commit suicide :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

  • Dude your funny ok my question;

    Why do people mistake English people for Australian!??? It's anoying

    You rule!!

  • Long lost sibling of Jim Carrey? I think so! :)

  • HAHAH 1:40 - 1:45

  • omg. I HATE cats, and I've always said they're devils hahaha and I'm severely allergic to them and my skin breaks out. Those demons >:(

  • 1:30 hahahah

  • Why do freshmen always get so much crap?

  • why do avatars have sex with their hair? O.o

  • Why more then 75% of teenagers are playing games all day long?you're funny =]

  • you remind me of the mask lol

  • why don't you make more serbian lessons?They are great reallllllllly...?!

  • @djozlson98 he's got a channel for them now buddy :)

  • whats the video with the hat the mask and the shark puppet, i really want to see that one.

  • this was so obnoxious i couldnt even finish watching it

  • lol nice vid. u should do a video on xbox rage

  • why are there different religions?

  • didn't like at first, but it grew on me. good shit. i laughed twice. reminds me of the jim rome show b/c it grows on you, you don't like it at first. give it a minute. good shyt

  • do a video on why hash makes people high!

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  • you're good.

  • Hey daddy, me and big brother like cats. Do we get that from you? ~Love your son and daughter

  • nice zit

  • wow

  • VarjackPaw! Great name, he's the main character in a book series!

    Anyway, great video, it helps a lot

  • @Pokegirl3000 yeah man, Varjack Paw ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuules!! (^^,)

  • And by the way, the second main cause for cat allergies comes from the saliva. Cats don't sweat, except for on the pads of their feet, so in order to cool themselves down they lick their fur. The saliva dries and becomes airborne, thus resulting in allergic reactions. The urine, as well as other secretions (saliva) contain "Major urinary proteins", or "α2u-globulins", which are potent human allergies.

  • 0:20 LAWL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHA OMFG I PISSED MY PANTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • you wanna be like Jim Carrey! come on dude be original !

  • The slo-mo and sped up parts were stupid, and your weird ass attitude ruins the video.

  • i like the info but i could do without the funny talk and weird shit. a regular documentary style would be more fun and professional

  • @MOUNTAINOUS I agree with you. He seems to have a severe case of ADHD or something. There is a time and a place to be funny, but while giving out legit/valid information, that is neither the time, nor place.

  • Jesus hates you ?

    Nice conclusion, #LOL

  • MY TASTE BUDS R CHANGING EXPLAIN!!!

    Rawr p.s could dinosaurs talk?

  • so jesus is a dog person? explains it dog = god.

  • you are legendary :D

  • come to my channel to see how u can get free stuff from amazon including xbl codes and ms pts!

  • dude what do u say when u go like all random at the 10TH second

  • is that an actual picture of bush eating a cat or is it digital?

  • why are you so stupid? :D thats funny ^_^

  • why men love sex???

  • @vrkmful becouse it's fucking awesome

  • @vrkmful thats all they think about love lol

  • @vrkmful why do women love cocks???

  • @vrkmful HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA.

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  • go from 0:16 to 0:22 :') I LOVE THIS GUY.

  • @vrkmful The sensation received in their brains from thousands of nerve endings in the penis, as a result of sexual intercourse

  • @vrkmful women love sex too...

  • @vrkmful you say it like women dont....

  • @vrkmful the same question is for women....I like women...Who made em'? God must be a fuckin' genius! :D

  • @vrkmful Bwahahaaha! And Woman dont?!

  • 0:07

  • you suck

  • well the skweeky voice rocks ill subscribe and add

  • DEVIL LIVES INSIDE HIM !!! hahaha :)) :))

  • jesus.. hates you

  • Here's a question for ya; Why do some people use their right hand, while others use their left? And others can use both! Explainnnnnnnnn!!!!!!!! ;D

  • but jesus loves me :'(

  • Thorazine might help you.

  • HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLO

    WHY IS OUR KEYBOARD IS QWERTY?

  • You should do a video about why and how do cats purr...and give me lots of credit :P awesome videos

  • Nice vidio check me out on YouTube I just started to make vidios for YouTube becase every one loved are class project check me out thanks :]

  • SMILEEEEEEEEEEEYYY FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCCE. made my day danny =]

  • Why do people have eyebrows?? I think it's so YOU can make funny faces with them; what do you think?

  • I wanna know why do people laugh?

    You are funny, and you make us laugh. xD

    What is that thing that make us smile?

    If you can, please answer the question! :)

  • who would dislike this video? omg :D

  • Why do people love to hear bad news...is good news not interesting enough? ;]

  • this guy is the bombizzle :D

  • i dont really understand why people fail? nice video

  • why cant i eat my sh**? i am so confused about that!!!!! :)

  • what is it your smoking??? lol

  • Why makes me hunting so much fun? Am I broken?

    p.s. your videos are great !

  • Stranger danger!!!!

  • when ever i see you Ace Ventura comes to my mind

    so can you do a video of you acting like Ace Ventura

  • you are a legend! =D

    xx

  • retard lol

  • 0:16 epic face.

  • You should say my name in one of your videos!!!

  • What is even more boggling than the stupidity of this video is the fact that so many people seem to enjoy it. This video is proof and validation for all of us in the world who often say "the world is full of very stupid people."

  • haha it's pronounced as See-bay-cious

  • arhaha xD do a video of japaneese manga culture lol xD

    

  • sniper cat LMFAO

  • briliant as usual danny =)

  • you did a report on poo color, do one on pee color please!!! your awesome!!!!

  • XD HILARIOUS

  • hahaha ur similar to jim carrey on ace-ventura movie lol !!!

  • my cat acctualy came and watched this !!

  • White balance please. PLEASE.

  • I'm alergic to cats. My whole family is allergic to cats... They only bug me when they get very close to my face. I just have an asthma attack. My family also have asthma/bronchitis problems as well.

  • Do a Video on antidisestablishmentarianism X} you know you want to.......

  • death cat! lololololololololol

    jesus realy hates me

  • Because Jesus hates you!! Love it! My new answer for everything!

  • I voted 'like' on the video just for danny giving himself a high five xD!!!! Danny u never disappoint =]

  • 666 likes and 13 dislikes.....hmmm. just found it odd o: and lol. you always brighten my day danny (:

  • *sniff* This video reminded me of how I'm allergic to cats TT^TT and how much it sucks...

  • ..To keep it nice and... Shhhiny..

  • "Stranger Danger" LOL

    I love you <333 xD

  • LOL love how he mispronounces sebaceous, then goes on to make several jokes related to his mispronunciation of it

  • @cadcomic

    Maybe he did it on purpose because saying the word a different way sounds funnier?

  • The devil did live inside the first cat, the second one was just doing his job as a hit man. cats have to make livings some how to. LIKED THE VID.

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