Is it possible to be allergic to humans? Cause I think I am... FUCK YOU HUMANITY!!!... Sorry, I don't know where that came from... perhaps I should go see a psychiatrist. ;P
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didn't like at first, but it grew on me. good shit. i laughed twice. reminds me of the jim rome show b/c it grows on you, you don't like it at first. give it a minute. good shyt
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And by the way, the second main cause for cat allergies comes from the saliva. Cats don't sweat, except for on the pads of their feet, so in order to cool themselves down they lick their fur. The saliva dries and becomes airborne, thus resulting in allergic reactions. The urine, as well as other secretions (saliva) contain "Major urinary proteins", or "α2u-globulins", which are potent human allergies.
@MOUNTAINOUS I agree with you. He seems to have a severe case of ADHD or something. There is a time and a place to be funny, but while giving out legit/valid information, that is neither the time, nor place.
What is even more boggling than the stupidity of this video is the fact that so many people seem to enjoy it. This video is proof and validation for all of us in the world who often say "the world is full of very stupid people."
I'm alergic to cats. My whole family is allergic to cats... They only bug me when they get very close to my face. I just have an asthma attack. My family also have asthma/bronchitis problems as well.
hes wearing CLOTHES!!!!!
21thePAC 1 week ago
@lala80schick Pet** not per
lala80schick 4 weeks ago
I break out into a rash and I start sneezing and my eyes get itchy when I per/hold my kitty<3
lala80schick 4 weeks ago
I only break out when I touch cats :3
BiancaLoL1 1 month ago
I find it strange I'm the only person in my family seriously allergic to cats, foods, fur..etc. My mom and sisters aren't allergic.
AwakeningtoMe 1 month ago
@merelientje1 well, we know you are. but no need to announce it on youtube ;)
MrBennydoc123 1 month ago
Fag
merelientje1 1 month ago
hold 2 5 and seven one at a tyme
dannyboy8199 1 month ago
hold #2 button lolz
dannyboy8199 1 month ago
I knew it,I HATE YOU JESUS!!!
meriko1997 2 months ago
Forget being a lawyer. You should be a college teacher. They would love you.
BellsOnHand 2 months ago in playlist More videos from gradualreport
Sorry guys im allergic to pussy apparently
undeth01 3 months ago
Back when he used to wear shirts...
shademonkey6 3 months ago
YOU NERD ?????????????????????????
FantikCA 4 months ago in playlist Weitere Videos von gradualreport
You remind me of Jim carrey :) Love you <3 You shuld you do a video on why we get pimples :) <3
TheLadyashy 4 months ago 2
1) pause the video
2) press 1
3) laugh :))
buult147 4 months ago 3
@buult147 pause the vid and press 2 HAHAHA
143cat 4 months ago
Wow You Seem So Stupid But Yet Are So Smart!!
XLilMissHollieX 5 months ago
LOL when he went into Alert mode a popup saying that my computer has a virus and above it it said WARNING
ELITEREAPERSA 5 months ago
O_O #WTF
streetboy380 5 months ago
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washington eats kittys!!!!! Save the kittys!!!!!!!
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ZubekChr456 5 months ago
washington eats kittys!!!!! Save the kittys!!!!!!!
ZubekChr456 5 months ago
@ZubekChr456 That's bush dude.
ripyourfaceoff50 4 months ago
1:43
tinystar45 5 months ago
actually that first cat scared me...
MissSunac 5 months ago
Future Danny sent me, but i already saw this before D:
flippppurple 5 months ago
Can't stop laughing at "=]"
j3b4c1 5 months ago 4
Thumbs up if you came here because it was in the BANANAS video!!
244jovan 5 months ago 56
@244jovan thumbs up if.. shut up
SkiLegend15 5 months ago
Very good inspirationals, I shall conquer today.
PyroticAngel14 5 months ago
i feel gay when he calls me his little lemon drop
Jdriweezy 5 months ago
@Jdriweezy I would go gay for Danny. Yes I would.
PyroticAngel14 5 months ago
Thumbs up for George Bush eating pussy!
denial987 5 months ago
dear danny my cat likes ur voice
qwertyergs1 5 months ago
Danny from the future sent me !
Shawskyyy 5 months ago 83
Thumbs up if danney sent you here!!!!!!!
misheardanimefreak 5 months ago 17
furst?
misheardanimefreak 5 months ago
I AM ALLERGIC TO CATS!!!!! I sneeze when i play with em!
Johnkarnias 6 months ago
It was good until the Jesus part.. :/
EnoeliaG 6 months ago
That was ... So retarded.
kbs1212 7 months ago
This didnt help me find out if i'm allergic to cats
danigirlmusic 7 months ago
#LOL
s34nthedominator 7 months ago
Cats are totally freaky...
suy121 8 months ago
my mom is allergic to cats :l not funny
thewafflelover09 9 months ago
@thewafflelover09 my dad is deathly allergic and it is funny. i hate cats anyway
CY130RG 8 months ago
@thewafflelover09 I'm super allergic to cats and I find it funny
Devanelle 8 months ago
like because i'm VarjackPaw and he answered my question aaaaawwwwyeeeaaah!
VarjackPaw 9 months ago
LOL
11sadiebaby 10 months ago
LET THE EXERSESM BEGIN!!!!!
pebblebubble64 10 months ago
varjack paw is a awesom book. so is danny. :)
livililly26 10 months ago
@livililly26 I'M VARJACK PAW!!
VarjackPaw 9 months ago
#yes
SpicedHammers 11 months ago
Why do men love boobs so much?
nvlv67 11 months ago
@nvlv67 why not is the question? ;>
TedOfNod 10 months ago
#LOL
sirbestnameever 11 months ago
hey danny love your work, every one of your videos make me laugh each time i watch them! :) you should make a video on why our poo is brown.
p.s. i dont think you watch animal porn
pjgirlsforever 11 months ago
I remember once got so close to a Cat in Pet shop .. damn I sneezed at least 50 times in an hour or two
h3mmod1990 1 year ago
#LOL
sword0204 1 year ago
tasty little lemon drops :)
kimmac1773 1 year ago
Is it possible to be allergic to humans? Cause I think I am... FUCK YOU HUMANITY!!!... Sorry, I don't know where that came from... perhaps I should go see a psychiatrist. ;P
TheAlexander356 1 year ago
PAUSE AT 0:39 hahahahahahahaaha i cant stop laughing!
ArtFantasy101 1 year ago
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Joannaaa1231 1 year ago
why do people commit suicide :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
TheInfectedFetus 1 year ago
Dude your funny ok my question;
Why do people mistake English people for Australian!??? It's anoying
You rule!!
workyperky 1 year ago
Long lost sibling of Jim Carrey? I think so! :)
pathletical 1 year ago 10
HAHAH 1:40 - 1:45
NatalieUNDEROATH 1 year ago
omg. I HATE cats, and I've always said they're devils hahaha and I'm severely allergic to them and my skin breaks out. Those demons >:(
NatalieUNDEROATH 1 year ago
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"sooo you come into contact with murder cat"
jazeffect 1 year ago
1:30 hahahah
NoMatch4Me92 1 year ago
Why do freshmen always get so much crap?
Hawks01Fan 1 year ago
why do avatars have sex with their hair? O.o
DollyDeathwishh 1 year ago
Why more then 75% of teenagers are playing games all day long?you're funny =]
TheGamingRow 1 year ago
you remind me of the mask lol
blueyesmadness 1 year ago
why don't you make more serbian lessons?They are great reallllllllly...?!
djozlson98 1 year ago
@djozlson98 he's got a channel for them now buddy :)
trsubliminal 1 year ago
whats the video with the hat the mask and the shark puppet, i really want to see that one.
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xXSilentpurXx 1 year ago
this was so obnoxious i couldnt even finish watching it
ponderingwanderer 1 year ago
lol nice vid. u should do a video on xbox rage
stormcloud12304 1 year ago
why are there different religions?
kaylalikesitx0 1 year ago
didn't like at first, but it grew on me. good shit. i laughed twice. reminds me of the jim rome show b/c it grows on you, you don't like it at first. give it a minute. good shyt
irchris420 1 year ago
do a video on why hash makes people high!
DarkSideVegeta 1 year ago
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Lol you sound like the suave penguin on Madagascar when you said "allergic to cats" at 0:02-0:05 Cute!! =D
paparoachfan16 1 year ago
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paparoachfan16 1 year ago
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paparoachfan16 1 year ago
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paparoachfan16 1 year ago
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Lol you sound like the suave penguin on Madagascar when you said "allergic to cats" at 0:05 Cute!! =D
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paparoachfan16 1 year ago
you're good.
smiletone 1 year ago
Hey daddy, me and big brother like cats. Do we get that from you? ~Love your son and daughter
snowvixen22 1 year ago
nice zit
Turt1ehump 1 year ago
wow
jberry069 1 year ago
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THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! try it
TheGTAproducer 1 year ago
VarjackPaw! Great name, he's the main character in a book series!
Anyway, great video, it helps a lot
Pokegirl3000 1 year ago
@Pokegirl3000 yeah man, Varjack Paw ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuules!! (^^,)
VarjackPaw 1 year ago
And by the way, the second main cause for cat allergies comes from the saliva. Cats don't sweat, except for on the pads of their feet, so in order to cool themselves down they lick their fur. The saliva dries and becomes airborne, thus resulting in allergic reactions. The urine, as well as other secretions (saliva) contain "Major urinary proteins", or "α2u-globulins", which are potent human allergies.
Maresira07 1 year ago
0:20 LAWL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMFG I PISSED MY PANTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
jebentinick 1 year ago
you wanna be like Jim Carrey! come on dude be original !
anonymousputiador69 1 year ago
The slo-mo and sped up parts were stupid, and your weird ass attitude ruins the video.
ikanasoldier 1 year ago
i like the info but i could do without the funny talk and weird shit. a regular documentary style would be more fun and professional
MOUNTAINOUS 1 year ago
@MOUNTAINOUS I agree with you. He seems to have a severe case of ADHD or something. There is a time and a place to be funny, but while giving out legit/valid information, that is neither the time, nor place.
Maresira07 1 year ago
Jesus hates you ?
Nice conclusion, #LOL
1darkmesiah1 1 year ago 75
MY TASTE BUDS R CHANGING EXPLAIN!!!
Rawr p.s could dinosaurs talk?
NecieRokz 1 year ago
so jesus is a dog person? explains it dog = god.
FlyingMagicalPillow 1 year ago
you are legendary :D
gabchik 1 year ago
come to my channel to see how u can get free stuff from amazon including xbl codes and ms pts!
elmoenigma 1 year ago
dude what do u say when u go like all random at the 10TH second
thezerozide 1 year ago
is that an actual picture of bush eating a cat or is it digital?
fieldsoflavender 1 year ago
why are you so stupid? :D thats funny ^_^
LidiLilli 1 year ago
why men love sex???
vrkmful 1 year ago 117
@vrkmful becouse it's fucking awesome
Hateyaall 1 year ago
@vrkmful thats all they think about love lol
MillymollysX 1 year ago
@vrkmful why do women love cocks???
DJDhananjayK 1 year ago
@vrkmful HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA.
Joannaaa1231 1 year ago
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Joannaaa1231 1 year ago
go from 0:16 to 0:22 :') I LOVE THIS GUY.
Joannaaa1231 1 year ago
@vrkmful The sensation received in their brains from thousands of nerve endings in the penis, as a result of sexual intercourse
AuntJemima46 11 months ago
@vrkmful women love sex too...
analterrorGATE7 5 months ago
@vrkmful you say it like women dont....
acidburn1993 5 months ago
@vrkmful the same question is for women....I like women...Who made em'? God must be a fuckin' genius! :D
TheExtremeTES 5 months ago
@vrkmful Bwahahaaha! And Woman dont?!
FBFTheRagingWarrior 5 months ago
0:07
jacko2222222 1 year ago
you suck
driftboii 1 year ago
well the skweeky voice rocks ill subscribe and add
thezerozide 1 year ago
DEVIL LIVES INSIDE HIM !!! hahaha :)) :))
MagyarRockerHonved 1 year ago
jesus.. hates you
TANHAMM 1 year ago 2
Here's a question for ya; Why do some people use their right hand, while others use their left? And others can use both! Explainnnnnnnnn!!!!!!!! ;D
dankw90 1 year ago
but jesus loves me :'(
hiroroden57 1 year ago
Thorazine might help you.
BigDaddyMarkus 1 year ago
HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLO
WHY IS OUR KEYBOARD IS QWERTY?
OneHappyKessler 1 year ago
You should do a video about why and how do cats purr...and give me lots of credit :P awesome videos
CHARLIEandSTEELE 1 year ago
Nice vidio check me out on YouTube I just started to make vidios for YouTube becase every one loved are class project check me out thanks :]
rainac0rn 1 year ago
SMILEEEEEEEEEEEYYY FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCCE. made my day danny =]
ashleybethadkdri 1 year ago
Why do people have eyebrows?? I think it's so YOU can make funny faces with them; what do you think?
EauClaireSkater 1 year ago
I wanna know why do people laugh?
You are funny, and you make us laugh. xD
What is that thing that make us smile?
If you can, please answer the question! :)
MikiTSLN 1 year ago
who would dislike this video? omg :D
VirtRaM 1 year ago
Why do people love to hear bad news...is good news not interesting enough? ;]
lilOkra 1 year ago
this guy is the bombizzle :D
EMANN101 1 year ago
i dont really understand why people fail? nice video
triplethe 1 year ago
why cant i eat my sh**? i am so confused about that!!!!! :)
Makoman2008 1 year ago
what is it your smoking??? lol
nybrad716 1 year ago
Why makes me hunting so much fun? Am I broken?
p.s. your videos are great !
SijamZitoNisNeRaste 1 year ago
Stranger danger!!!!
illegallyanonymous 1 year ago
when ever i see you Ace Ventura comes to my mind
so can you do a video of you acting like Ace Ventura
husnainanwaar1992 1 year ago
you are a legend! =D
xx
trubloodist 1 year ago
retard lol
iownskills 1 year ago
0:16 epic face.
LoL35086 1 year ago
You should say my name in one of your videos!!!
PlayaBonesOwns 1 year ago
What is even more boggling than the stupidity of this video is the fact that so many people seem to enjoy it. This video is proof and validation for all of us in the world who often say "the world is full of very stupid people."
2WAYFM 1 year ago
haha it's pronounced as See-bay-cious
pixi3angeldreamx 1 year ago
arhaha xD do a video of japaneese manga culture lol xD
lundeOneeChan 1 year ago
sniper cat LMFAO
adamfox01 1 year ago
briliant as usual danny =)
ejr161 1 year ago
you did a report on poo color, do one on pee color please!!! your awesome!!!!
ssjman1993 1 year ago
XD HILARIOUS
ImANinjaOfAwesome 1 year ago
hahaha ur similar to jim carrey on ace-ventura movie lol !!!
AAB3958 1 year ago
my cat acctualy came and watched this !!
xXRosieLUVSPomPomXx 1 year ago
White balance please. PLEASE.
chronoraven 1 year ago
I'm alergic to cats. My whole family is allergic to cats... They only bug me when they get very close to my face. I just have an asthma attack. My family also have asthma/bronchitis problems as well.
TheWrinkledCheese 1 year ago
Do a Video on antidisestablishmentarianism X} you know you want to.......
TheD3vIL23 1 year ago
death cat! lololololololololol
jesus realy hates me
lirannine 1 year ago
Because Jesus hates you!! Love it! My new answer for everything!
Cslacko 1 year ago
I voted 'like' on the video just for danny giving himself a high five xD!!!! Danny u never disappoint =]
xyrajayxx21710 1 year ago
666 likes and 13 dislikes.....hmmm. just found it odd o: and lol. you always brighten my day danny (:
itachisgurl131925 1 year ago
*sniff* This video reminded me of how I'm allergic to cats TT^TT and how much it sucks...
birdlover444 1 year ago
..To keep it nice and... Shhhiny..
crismondragon 1 year ago
"Stranger Danger" LOL
I love you <333 xD
rkolegendx29 1 year ago
LOL love how he mispronounces sebaceous, then goes on to make several jokes related to his mispronunciation of it
cadcomic 1 year ago
@cadcomic
Maybe he did it on purpose because saying the word a different way sounds funnier?
GiantArapaima74 1 year ago
The devil did live inside the first cat, the second one was just doing his job as a hit man. cats have to make livings some how to. LIKED THE VID.
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