My Immortal: A Melodramatic reading Ch. 10-11

[TheRenegadeLondon]

I love you

[PrincessofWHOMP]

Lol. Look it up you guys. I'm serious. Masticate means "to chew". So lupin was chewing........ok

[TheAndrewj96]

I just love 5:14-5:20. Not just BigDumbNerd's Wookiee Hargrid, but the two-second silence. I also love the way sopranocath starts reading after that. She has no idea what's going on, but whatever it is, it's funny.

You guys are just geniuses.

[NYClolita]

also How many of you guys notices how the number of piercings she has changes

[NYClolita]

Why in the hell did she mention my lovely Linkin Park >:C

anyway good stuff going on here XD

[AnnzFalls]

I wish she would stop mentioning bands.It doesn't matter if I like them or not.No band, NO BAND, in the history of music, DESERVES to be dragged into this.Or movie for that matter.It's like taking someones creation, and shoving into a pile of shit while you claim to like it at the same time.

[clarkispotamia]

those fucking prep flamers.

[BlankSpace111291]

You are both genius's of the highest caliber XD I loved how in the beginning your brother just kind of whent "Fuck it" and had to stop reading her A/N as she typed it, and Hagrids wookie voice? Congrats, you've won the freaking internet! XDD

[xCyanideSodax]

I shouldn't drink while watching this. XD

*wipes computer screen*

[animeHEAT]

Why the fuck did she bring Slipknot into this!?They don't deserve it!!

[LMTR14]

@animeHEAT yes they do

[BethGoth15]

The Corpse Bride isn't a depressing movie. The author would know that if she'd actually seen it! Also, I love how Draco sounds like Douchey McNitpick XD

[moonfacemoonfacemoo]

"There must be other factors."

"You don't have any!"

Best dialogue ever.

[PinkWonderlandRoses]

Aw hell no! She didn't not just bring my favorite movie into this shit! D:<

1:12

[Gaarassandcake]

didn't emily wear cross-earings earlier? xD

[TheGreenified]

I literally had to pause this video due to laughing so much. "Masticating"?!?! And "Hargrid"'s wookie voice nearly killed me. I APPLUAD YOU BOTH! XD

[sillygrl23]

I loved the nude photoshop you did of Harry that was hilarious.

[PutMeOnAPlane]

bhahahahahhahahahh lupin was masticating to it. lovely lovely lovely.

[FunnyChicx12]

I LOVE the voices you used. Had me cracking up!

[coldplayluvr4ever]

...Didn't she wear C-R-O-S-S-E-S like 5 other times in the series??

Why didn't she die...?

[moraz21]

Corpes bride is a sad movie. XD

That why I watched it to cheer up after my granpa died.

[karik333]

@moraz21

That movie made me laugh & smile more than cry & feel "depressed"

[moraz21]

@karik333 Sarcasem.

[TheElectricDreamer93]

What the hell is "masticating"? XD

[Doomy23]

@TheElectricDreamer93 Chewing.

[VeryAngryCamel]

OH MY DEAR LORD... YOUR HAGRID. APPROVING THIS WITH THE GODLIKE POWER THAT IS ALL CAPS!

[VeryAngryCamel]

OH MY DEAR LORD... YOUR HAGRID. ILU.

[xxxNarglesxxx]

The most hilarious parts have to be the author's notes XD Oh. My. Days.

[VacarenRising]

MARILYN MASON

[Cozypup]

Ohhh a stake... not a steak... XD

[tubes17]

@Cozypup It's spelled like "steak" in the story.

[SimariFWH]

@EvilCupcakes98 My thought exactly ಠ_____ಠ



[ShadowsxOfxInsanity]

How does one "cry wisely?" XD

This was hilarious x333

[LucidxBliss]

LESTAT XDDDDDD

[That90sGirl310]

Gothic version of a song by 50 Cent:

Goths up in the club

Cups full of blood mama

I got the blades if ya into gettin cut

I wanna be dead, I don't wanna be alive

Come let us feast with the 666 beast

[Kateyboo345]

Jaha! Spolig- awwww i cant do this. Haja! He is sooo funny broha!

[aGaArAaDiCt]

The visuals just make it funnier

[MountainFox51]

1:56

I think a pic of the Berlin Wall, or Pink Floyd the Wall, would've been better :P

[YaoiDracones]

Holy crap this one had me rolling with laughter!! Great job you two!

[CrystalJupiter]

Oh No! Snap and Loopin have been shot!

[MayorHuggies]

"Sssduh.. I... can't...do this."

XDDDDDDDD

[clbmalone]

SO F**** DEPRESSED

BETTER PICK OUT SLUTTY CLOTHES

[Thecommunistowl]

Why does Hermione sound like James Brown?

[sopranocath]

@Thecommunistowl Why not?!

[2ndamendmentgirl]

Yes, Ebony, I do think you're a slut. But I'm just a regular run-of-the-mill human, so it shouldn't make any difference. You've got bigger problems.

[RoconzaArt]

"and Lupin was masticating to it" I killed about a dozen brain cell laughing so hard. 

[shadowclock12]

How do you cry wisely?

[fluffypluffy]

@shadowclock12

The world may never know.

[HellAngelsBells]

@shadowclock12 You cry and scream bad Old English words. Or, you can just cry listening to this. Whatever floats your boat.

[aGaArAaDiCt]

@shadowclock12 I've done it, check that one off the bucket list:)

[MiisLillyOx]

@shadowclock12 Lik dis preep "waahahah" ... STOOP FLAMMIN!!11 :')

[VoorheesMachete]

Holy crap... I'm tearing up. I heart you guys so much!!

[fluffypluffy]

They sound like a cross (OMG, TARA WROTE THE WORD "C-R-O-S-S") between Good Charlotte, Slipknot, AND My Chemical Romance? How is that possible?

[Bluestripeable]

The Les Mis reference again. And Hagrid speaking Wookie. And Helena Bohnam Carter. These are a few of my favorite things.

You both are brilliant.

[ElfishgirlVayla]

BloodyGothicrose666 must be the worst band name ever...

[lyfeportrait]

Lol, this is perfectly done!!!

[Bottebuh]

It's funny how Tara refuse to spell CROSS in this chapter, cos' she says that Ebony put cross earrings on multiple times..

[mechaxhorror]

I like Tara, eh is a cool guy and he doesn't afraid of anything.

[NarutoRPCfan]

... Even though I watched this video ONCE. My IQ has gone down.

[Erahoshigakinara]

'There must be other factors'

'You don't have any!'

XDD How is that not a meme yet!!?

[LadyVacuum]

So, do you think Tara was a troll or do you think she really thought this story was worth sharing with the world?

[sillygrl23]

@LadyVacuum Just the hope that this was a work of a troll fic is the only thing keeping my faith in the writing skills of future generations.

[karik333]

@LadyVacuum

Well, there's the possibility Tara's just some incredibly stupid, meriocre Harry Potter fan; and there's also that possibility that Tara's a troll that wanted to piss about a million people off. But personally, I think she's a retarded, wannabe goth, & wannabe Harry Potter fan. It's not that easy to deliberately write something THIS bad, you need to a genuine idiot to do so...

[Tears222]

So...awesome my brain hurt <3

[MoshiPetit]

How does one cry wisely?

[MrLPmankidthing]

SOMEONE. SOMEONE OUT THERE.

PLEASE.

MAKE HAGRID.

A METAL BAND.

Thank you.

[Pooky1991]

I was drinking hot tea and lauphed so hard I spilled some on meXD Ouch...

[NinjaPutz]

@Pooky1991 as long as it wasn't the blood from your Count Chocula cereal...

[Pooky1991]

"OK So you're not a slut!...But you're wearing a sluts uniform"!!

[LostxInxStereo5]

"You might think I'm a slut, but I'm really not."

No.... course not...

[LostxInxStereo5]

"He won't die becaus he's a vampire too." Okay, so vampires can't die from slitting their wrists, but Hermione's parents, who were also vampires, died in a car accident?

[AirN0va]

@LostxInxStereo5 No no, that shouldn't be the question, the question should be. If he slit his wrist and can't die, because he's a vampire, how did Malfoy commit suicide? From slitting his wrists?...

OMG, I'm totally confused, I think I just lost more brain cells than someone should. O_o

[HellAngelsBells]

@AirN0va Just don't think too much about it and laugh it off.

[LostxInxStereo5]

NO! DAMMIT, SHE GOT TO RON TOO! NOT RON!!

[PompamooseMagique]

I always cry tears of blood... wisely. GC are fucking wank.

[RydwInBywYnCymru]

My fucking lord XD Chewbacca!Hagrid scene, I didn't breathe for 30 seconds XD Water everywhere xD

[Oicherealtai]

**chokechoke hack cough die laughing**

[ElleBella95]

Note to self : Do not eat while watching this video. It may cause you to choke. XD

(I didn't choke, but I was eating.) XD

[feefeenou]

The wookie noises made my morning

[Imasuky]

I can not understand loopin at all but that's probly for the best.

With Eternal Love, Imasuky Lomae

[HeadbangerPars]

rly srs issus

yes.

[SpectacleMaximus]

I love the way he says "Stop it you gay fags." XD

You guys rock.

[itachirulezXD]

LOL!!!!!! this is soo funny

[machinaclass]

"Spogoisdfjks...I can't do this..."

That made me laugh so hard!

Oh, and the weeping is pretty great.

[sparklecat03]

So Ebony is doing all this stuff at the end while her slit wrists are still bleeding all over the bathroom? There must be other factors...

[alekastar]

you are standing too close to the mic.

[ZapherJin]

wow, shity harry potheads... the book worm life not too entertaining for u? can there even be drama in reading? its like mixing pepsi with gasoline -____-

[Abbytater]

"I may be a Hogwarts student," Hargrird paused angrily. "BUT I AM ALSO A SATANIST!"

Best line in the story. Please keep it up guys.

[gamekid870]

TriumELEPHANTly!

[OrangePistachio]

committing suicide by slitting his wrists.

Great way to avoid being killed, Draco. =T

[Extra365]

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR­RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR­RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR­RRRRRRR

[MrProminance1]

HargridxEnoby yo.

[twilightxshinobixyuu]

Hahaha lestat and louis!!!

[Zohall20]

In the words of the Great Han Solo,

"I have a bad feeling about this..."

[n1g3ld34c0n]

WHAT THE FUCK. XDDD

[SimonXGeorge]

Best. Chewbaca. Ever.

[LeRach]

There's no way she's writing "cross" but in Chapter 6 she mentions putting in cross shaped earrings?

[Larrylarp]

"He started to cry wisely..."

I do that a lot, too...

These are amazing, though I will be needing some new pants after this.

[TheSwanheart]

epic scream at 4:47 xD

[BigDumbNerd]

@TheSwanheart

<3

[funnymunkey3]

i know that you had nothing to do with the writing, but Corpse Bride is NOT a depressing movie

[DarkAngel807]

I almost spat cola on my monitor because I was laughing so much. The voices are hillarious, especially Malfoy. :D

[MetalGearRaxis]

This is a pretty hilarious, but I'd rather you not use the whole Chewbacca thing in the future when Hagrid is talking XD

[DeathNoteMaker]

DIdn't Snap (XD) get shot a bazillion times...also Loopin? XD

[Zexygurl36]

if u donot lik ma story den fukk off!- Omg wait how do hell do I lick your stupidity infested story? lolololololololol *Dies from laughing at Tara's stupidity*

[AkumaPrincess]

Wait wait wait. Didn't she say he could only be killed by cross? But he slit his wrists and died? What!

[cavemandan543210]

my friend said hed give me 5 bucks if i read the whole thing; five bucks here I come!

[NLeon7Jezosuki]

@cavemandan543210 You got ripped off.

[gagnorhawkk]

5:14 LMFAO

[TheZepKid7861]

<3 4:15, its just doesn't get any better thanthat

[LeeEzekiel]

Gothic version of a song by 50 cent....how the fuck does that even work?

[sillygrl23]

@LeeEzekiel lol I don't know but I would pay money to hear that happen just for a laugh.

[GoodRiddance94]

oh my god.

hagrid as chewbacca. :L

this is just... amazing. ;D

[unlovingdragon]

Yes the Corpse Bride is so depressing. It makes me want to KEEEL myself!

[NoNameLikeThisOne]

At least she didn't write that vampires can only be killed if they are ripped to little pieces and burned in a fire or if werewolves eat them.

[EmteeThotsRinny]

Dumbleedor :D

[SKLOVER16]

cry wisely....ok then.

[queenclara0]

Hey guys, don't hate on Loopin! I masticate, too-- in fact, I probably would have died already if I didn't! D:

...Fff ilu and your fail-ass writing, Tara.

[Fantome001]

My composure can't hold at these levels x_x

[katertots87]

ohhhhh my tummy hurts from loling !!!

*he started to cry wisely*

[BadxLuck90]

all the crying in the background made me lose it XD and i'm not sure why. but i obviously found it funny, so i'll try not to question it.

[Lokkilokka]

This is kawaii!

[kutegurl67]

b'loody's voice is epic. XD

[AerisMemory]

All I can say is...roflmao.

He was MASTICATING to it! XD (I lol'd quite loudly at this one.)

Hagrid (in wookie voice): BECAUSE I LOVE HER!!!

...She's such a Mary Sue that even HAGRID wants her. Ew!

[TheScienceguy77]

My immortal is like a train wreck, it's horrible but you can't look away.

[clyneandras]

The Chewy noise for Hagrid talking just sent me over the edge, I love you guys! XD

[CaitlynKillz]

xxxxxxxx666xxxxxxxx

I lovee you!!!!!!!

[AmethystRoses9]

The bit with Snape and Lupin in the tree... just... WHAT? WHAT!? I laugh myself half to death every time I hear that, but... it's because, even for this horrible fic, that was BEYOND random! Just... wow.

Oh, and sopranocath, great job on the best dramatic reading of this fic ever! Seriously!

[itachifan1243]

Here's the bit of Author's Note the skipped ("I can't do this..." lol):

it delz wit rly sris issus! sp c 4 urself if itz ztupid brw fangz 2 ma frend raven 4 hleping me!

[DannyPhantomAbriged]

I'm pretty sure your brother has a freaking harem by now........CAN I BE IN IT!!! :D

lol

[BigDumbNerd]

hahahaha. You'll have to fight the horde.

[DannyPhantomAbriged]

*pulls out machettie* IM READY!! XD lol

[RaustBD]

There must be other factors. There MUST be!

[itachifan1243]

*slap* YOU DON'T HAVE ANY!

[Lica7x]

Dear Enoby,

AVADA KEDAVRA.

Love,

The world.

[QkOcHaN123]

is masticating even a real word?

[sopranocath]

Yep. It means chewing.

[SlayerOfAmista]

Yus.

It means chewing.

[HyrAyl]

There must be other factors.

[sopranocath]

YOU DON'T HAVE ANY!

[HyrAyl]

*cries tearz of blood*

[BubblegumJoss]

EBONY.

ARE YOU OKAAY!??!

[jaggedcloud]

LOL! You guys read this so well XD the crying sounds hilarious!

[crimsonlondon]

Started to cry wizely

....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!­!!!!!!!!!

[illusion0delusion]

I love Draco's voice....

xD

[Quart]

the....fucking voices XD......everytime man. everytime

[annavd95]

Your readings are great. I love the inflections in your voice.

ROFLMFAO!!

Okay, so I'm not rolling on the floor and my ass remains firmly attached, but DAMN that was funny.

I love the 'Hargrid' voice. Your brother is amazing.

[ilovelemonysnicket]

YUSSS! You said 'Helena' correctly! ....AAAAND you showed a picture of Helena Bohnam Carter! You pwn!

[HilariousMayhem]

Oh god...hehehe...they are trying to get a petition to get this put back on fanfiction, lol.

[thewerecactus]

"EBONEH!"

god i love the new hermione.

[TheFoxFang]

1:40 ... I died laughing so much...

[IceSkateQueen]

....XXDDD THIS IS EPIC!!!!!

I just about fell out of my chair laughing!

[TrippieClown]

"they got all over her clothes"

"'her wrists?"

EPIC. WIN.

[ALileInsanity]

*eyes of flame* B*tch is going DOWN for dragging Corpse Bride into this

[OhMyGollyItsHolly]

I really liked the picture of Satan at the end XD

[Schansuperrad]

I'm dying listening to these.. thank you so much for doing this

[SlayerOfAmista]

OMG. I had to pause the video at 'Masticating' and 'Snap and Loopin'. XDDDDDDD

SOOOOOO GOOOOOOOD!

[jakartasoul147]

2:12 = uncontrollable laughter!!

[nazgwen]

The best "Draco" ever!!! XDDDDDDDD I love you guys XDDD

[bleekandsheek]

XDD where in the fuck did the wall come from? XD

[sopranocath]

Well, we only have up til chapter 15 up now, because we haven't had time to do them all yet.

[Unkewlioso]

If you use pics for the band again, use the Foxxy 5 from Drawn Together. That's what I always imagine their bands being like. "La la la la labia, baby, you got somethin' for me!" but all goffic. XD

[Dragonfairy1219]

x3333333333

Since when do Snape and Hagrid have brooms?

Since when do wands "shoot" people?

Since when does Voldemort speak like Shakespeare?

Hagrid as Chewbacca = Major win.

lmao

[InsanityCase]

How do you cry wisely?

Why is she always crying tears of blood?

Hargrid's voice made me cry tears of....WATER!

[LazyNinja07]

Are you pervs OR WHAT?

Omg laughed so hard XDDD

You guys just made my life

lmao

[MrWiket]

Why would I lick her story?

Forgot to put a question mark at the end of of my last comment.

[MrWiket]

Does any one else find it funny that she spells out C-R-O-S-S and she said there's no way I'm going to write that when she just did.