tokin daily: stand up comics rant

[BrutalLegend7]

Louis CK

[redguy725]

FUCK YES! I was fucking crossing my fingers hoping you'd say Mitch Hedberg was fucking awesome! That guy is one of the greatest comics who ever lived.

[ThePeopleneedhelp]

? ..oh they said the seed , eating hemp seeds cure diabetes,cholesterol, add-and helps add. and makes you smart why do ya think this guy's so funny....why do you think all the comics are so funny who do it. (no you don't have to smoke it ) but they used the idea and the fact that you can smoke it to demonize it :( . so it's worse than cigz? come on peeps

[ThePeopleneedhelp]

scientist found out wee cures cancer......or tried to hide it....spread dah words peeps

[TheMw3izzfun]

lol stoner

[marshedmellow]

I knew right when he started talking that Mitch was going to be mentioned. He's my favorite. Influenced me to be a comic.

[gstarproductions1990]

Hahahaha Paul sounded like Cartman of south park when he was talking about voices... LOL

[RamAbballah]

Re: the types of jokes Paul considers to be played and old: I agree for the most part and being original is always important but I think that with some types of jokes (family being one that I think he mentioned....) it's almost archetypal and you'll continue to hear people writing about those topics forever. Wait. "Hear people writing... forever?" Yeah, I'm high... Cheers!

[cokeandkush]

this is so damn funny you need to a fucken stand up comic man:D

[stoxocube18]

hahah i love ur beard and when im high i always try to imagine how you would look like without it and its soo funny

[ShadowStepMusic]

i like to fuking laugh

omfg!!!!!

[mastertokah]

i thought the video said stand up ceramics rant. im too high.

[mazerhari]

the rant about voices was hilarious

[JDFields13metalhead]

Bro, you should check out (Screamin) Sam Kinison. Hes mad funny, tho im pretty sure i didnt spell his last name right, haha

[slcmt2]

you should do more rants. i enjoyed this way to much.

[blazeablunt4200]

thank you! for showing me Mitch Hedberg. that guy is funny!

[gimlee44222]

Man rice is great, its great when you want 2000 of something-stoner.

[broncoslover56]

your complaining about people that complain

[RamAbballah]

@broncoslover56 That's known as meta-complaining and is very advanced.

[gangstar13579]

Lmao 1:27

[808mauna]

CARTMAN

[karlphillips1]

funny Paul.

Hey you ever watched "only fools&horses" the uks best comedy series?



[The600gixxer]

YES MITCH HERDBERG

[alberts1985]

Brian Regan is one of my favs

[NitsuaNaed]

mitch fatel is also funny

[jokertt14]

U have one eye brow .

[caliscoot1]

Paul, I love your videos, they're great!

I live in Guam (Don't know if you've ever heard of it)

But I was wondering where I could get one of those gorgeous pipes, and shipped to Guam.

Awesome if you could tell me(:

Keep on tokin.

[gguunneer]

Bill burr

[Wundurweis]

yea when i saw mitch for the 1st time on comedy central awhile ago he was the funniest standup i ever saw and he still is till this day

[hamberkiller2]

Paul, your a hero haha. everyones all into the oils now bur ur stay original with the bud aha and love the car sessions keep em comin !

[kehhvin]

LOL 1:29

[MrBigboieric]

i agree with you on the voices part but only in some cases. dave chapelle does a lot of voices and it's funny every time.

[AMAD9]

today i wanna talk about.. *long exhale of smoke*

[EaSkateUnited]

Pauls getting pissed

[KyleNavares]

i like watching hecklers get wrecked

[terry9748]

ok i feel ya but i got to say this lol .... you dont like complaining? lol what are you doing right now...and the thoughts are the pot making you feel smart but it really is making you sound dumb

[TheUsedLabel]

woo and much love on that Mitch Hedberg reference!

[w22er]

Dane cook is not funny

[Cigarsoapbox]

Super stoned!!!

[nicholasbean420]

tiered of the car

[lulzbong]

have you watched super high me?

[BA55MAN]

G. Carlin one of the best man

[TheHydroChannel]

R.I.P. Mitch

[leftover421]

scary shit man! 2:00 please dont do that ever again paul it really freaked me out. its creepy man, way creepy

[Firecrush123]

watched two specials today*



[Firecrush123]

I wonder if paul likes george carlin

i watched like two of his specials, still one of my favorite comedians of all time. I'm so glad i saw him live before he died

[rebellions420]

"I like to fuckin laugh!"-tokinglx

thats my new senior quote

[s4t2u0]

george carlin, dave chappelle, john mulaney, and doug benson for life

[MrShido808]

i hope hes not talking about jim carreys stand up lol

[KottonmouthVenom]

Comedians are some of the most fucked up, angsty people in the world...That's what makes them funny. :)

[TheLJCompany]

Do you like Gabriel Iglesias? :)

[mrbobsevil]

Do you think constant use of weed has negatively affected your mental well-being? Do you forget many small things because of cannabis use?

[dillonis4real]

I agree to you to an extent on all of this paul. But it seems like something you should just ignore, and not listen to. If you do not like a comedian, stop listening to the act. No real need to rant about. Know what I mean? Just let them do them, and you do you.

[weedme203]

I wanna chill with paul!!

[DethronedTyrant]

Bill Hicks, George Carlin, Joe Rogan!!!!! \m/ :)

[OneNtheChamber310]

@DethronedTyrant That's right G/C!!!

[smokemadbong]

i wish you had named names.. i think i know exactly who you are talking about at 1:29 but i dont remember the name and its driving me nuts ahah

[IPiMpiNI]

i like when you talk about weed paul but these bitching vids suck more dick than the dea

[Unreal8able]

I hate when comedians sit and insult them selfs over and over again, and talk about how bad they are at sex

[CHEEFINSON]

Doug Benson is ite

[420Wikit]

LOL "fucking cool, good for you" this was my favorite line in this vid, and your right voices are pretty annoying. MITCH HEDBERG R.I.P..... "I was gonna get my teeth whiten, but i said fuck it I'll get a tan instead

[TheVaperOfDreams]

this videos is funny as fuck lol..keep smoking weed people!!!

[renji443]

Performance norman rockwell is bleeding just a suggestion from one stoner to the next : ) stay stony paul

[renji443]

Hey paul if you see this comment I dont know if you listened to the comedian christopher titus but I just wanted to suggest him look for his performanc

[chrisescue125]

you should go check out the clinic on colfax..realllly good bud =) nothing bad there at alll

[denvermmjpatient]

@chrisescue125 yeah if you don't mind paying $50+/8th if youre a non-member...

[chrisescue125]

@denvermmjpatient yea but the first couple of visits you get mem prices...plus every since ive been going there ive been getn mem prices even tho im not a mem lol must be lucky...but how is the CAM dispensary...how is there prices?

[420iBlaze420]

have you listened to his sesame seeds one? or how bout the club? i ordered a club sandwich and im not even a fuckin member, god damn! hahahah dudes funny, good shit man

[NickSrp1]

George Carlin and Dave Chappelle <3

[bauersbuds420]

dane cook. fuck him

[DSCKSR]

Maybe you can write down your ideas or thoughts on a notepad or on your phone, and you can view it as you recording to keep track of things.

[AriDillProductions]

Ever listen to bill hicks

[Dank0nD3ck]

AGREED^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

[grumpOtron]

mitch hedberg is a saint. i like the vegetable joke about the carrot who gets to the stomach and then some other food come down and the carrot say to the other food its ok! he's with me

[jakesanchez1]

that is not fucking funny!

[christopherleeism]

george carlin did alot of complaining and he was hilarious

[Piggins831]

Dude you should wear a top hat and old suit for Halloween you look like abraham lincoln it would be sic as fuck with an old school pipe

[DashJohn]

QUIT WHINING!

[atz123ify]

hahahahaha if you turn on closed captions and hit transcribe beta the last thing he says in the video is "Wheelchairs everybody!"

[herpingeeK]

Dave Chapelle!

[TheRealtalk617]

@herpingeeK Dave chapelle is great. More like gabriel iglesia

[herpingeeK]

@TheRealtalk617 Gabriel is really good too yeah.

[cheat2winification]

Pwnd. < best comic

[rbass311]

I'm partial to "one liners" in standup. Most good jokes are quick and to the point. Anything else is either "bitching" or "yapping" IMO. Get to the funny and get rid of the CRAPOLA! I'm usually high when I'm watching anyways, so after awhile if the comic sucks I'm bored outta my skull....

[jimothy11]

Hey Paul have you ever thought about getting window tint? I got some on my car a while back and gives very good privacy and also keeps the car much cooler in the summer time. :)

[TheNamesJustinV]

Lol dude that voice made me geek and I'm sober I wish I could smoke some weed right now but the law sucks and I will get a big ticket next time they find me smoking and give me a drug test that's why I say we make a time machine and go way back when marijuana was still legal and there was a law for I think it was every farmer or every one had to grow cannabis plants I'd be tokendaily for sure haha

[jyatzy123]

so true so fucking true

[hotalex45]

HAHAHA fuck you paul, i was drinking water when you did that voice and totally fucked up the numbers on my keyboard

[genod308]

lol that was kinda scary...

[obiblade111]

PAUL PLEASE NOTICE THIS!!!!! i miss seeing your vids where you sit in front of that bad ass rug and have those necklaces made of pot leaves!!!! i want a classic vids like that.

[kakboi6688846993]

@Lantho650 oh snap, well i personally have nothing to worry bout

[ProSkillzz420]

Mitch Headberg FTFW!!

[Gandalfshomie]

omfg i love mitch hedburg....

"if carrots got you drunk.....rabbits would be fucked up."

-mitch hedburg

[jamesbotte3]

joke catergories cant get old you retard. and your just way too fucking picky for comedy

[jamesbotte3]

joke catergories cant get old you retard.

[09chester009]

dogs are forever in the pushup position R.I.P MITCH



[Davyc712]

The ONLY comedian I have found that can make voices a lot and still have it be funny as FUCK is Gabriel Iglesias :D

[psyborg303]

your voices thing was scary

[MyHairyTaint]

i mean the fat mexican

[MyHairyTaint]

Do you hate fluffee?

[HappySmokingGuy]

That fkin sucks, I didnt know mitch died. Bill Hicks is funny and dead too

Stay cool, stay high

[xr3verendx]

whats your opinion on louis ck? love that guy hahha

[RedNYello505]

He's talking about Gabriel Iglesias

[DrRocksosBitch]

Yeah I hate hate hate when black comics make fun of white people, some of them do it constantly. The only person I laughed at that did was Dave Chapelle.

[D0ughboythegreat]

was ur opinion bout doug benson?

[Milskaten]

i agree with you so much on the annoying voice thing.

[ClearlyBlazed]

Two Words.........Dylan Moran.

[Frogtalkin]

John Pinette > Dane Cook

[bluegreen1138]

@Frogtalkin You and I have vastly difference tastes in humor. Have you seen Lee Camp? I'm guessing you wouldn't like him. Am I right or am I jumping to conclusions?

[Frogtalkin]

@bluegreen1138 Lee ain't bad, he's at least funny.

[bluegreen1138]

@Frogtalkin Cool, I stand corrected. Sometimes it's nice when I'm mistaken. I'm happy you proved me wrong. Peace

[ILoveMaryjane215]

you really do sound like cartman lmfao. love the vids . made my dayyy hahahhahh!

[xP22Mx]

tokin, i think you should get a new piece, haha. it's nice to see a new piece every once in awhile, man. :) stay stoney bro.

[YourAionGuides]

@xP22Mx LOL, he just got the pipe?

[bluegreen1138]

In my humble opinion "Lee Camp" is doing the best work in the comedy field today. Mitch was a master and will be missed. Camp is more like the spirit of Hicks and Carlin, kind of dark and real but laugh out loud funny to me. Please do us a favor and go to Lee Camp (dot) net and check out his latest work. (it keeps getting better and better) It's funny and kind off important if you ask me.-"The Emperor's New Clothes" stuff. Cheers I hope some of you check it out and enjoy. ..Peace

[theplan2012]

the most popular petition on whitehouse.gov is to control cannabis in a manner similar to alcohol any true stoner with an email address should sign the damn thing they are asking for 5,000 lets give them 5,000,000

[AbysalRush]

I hate the fact that there are comedians solely based on the fact that they talk in a very Ebonic way. If that makes sense.

[33Collingwood]

are you making fun of Gabriele Iglesias? lmaooo

[DJFourTwoZero]

You sounded like cartman xD

[loves2spooch26]

DUDE so true

[Legalyze420]

You took about 5 hits, and you still have that much left in your bowl? 5:15

[ABSliceOFFICIAL]

And what the hell, when you made that voice impersination, it did sound like cartman off southpark, and holy shitballz i cant spell right now.

[ABSliceOFFICIAL]

Idk if im really really really high, but if i keep relaying 7-8 seconds in the beinginning when he says cough, it sounds weird..........COUGH COUGH COUGH hahfakjshflajdfklasdfjasdkjsf

[MrRavenRoberts]

lol love mitch RIP u must not like fluffy lol u ever watched doug benson good pot commic

[operatuch]

Typical stoner problem hahaha.

It's true. You have 100 things that you want to do, 3 hits later you don't remember what the fuck you had for breakfast, amazing.

[CrazyDave650]

herd whats happining in cali's clubs being closed? its some fucked up shit!!! THANKYOU OBAMA

[a7x626]

I can't smoke anymore.....smoke for me paul!!!!! hell yeah!!

[a7x626]

\m/ FRANK \m/

[ChillTJ1]

Another good comic is Steven Wright. Hes the shit.

[rbass311]

@ChillTJ1 Agreed. Him and Hedberg basically CORNERED the "One liners" in stand up comedy...

[liftthebear]

i love the video!

[BongHawker]

mitch hedberg, george carlin, bill hicks, dave chappelle... those are the greats!

[smd09876]

mitch hedberg is the fuckingg man. rip mitch, but literally he has the most original stand up there is and is madd hilarious

[bench227half]

Cant really tell you why I enjoy watching your vids Paul but I do. When I have had a super stressful day at work at least I know there is one person in the world taking it easy for all us sinners You are the Dude

[ATLcameron]

"seriousslllllllyyyyy, i love that shit"

[rbass311]

I KNEW you'd say Mitch Hedberg. Best comic imo to walk on stage. LOVE HIM.

[bonzo1359]

Man I gotta say Paul, i watch your show everyday and this episode is about as animated as I've eer seen you. I was laughing my ass off man! Cheers man, keep on tokin!

[ThePsydedelicBlues]

"stay away from age jokes....... they're old!" anybody else find that kinda ironic? haha

[powerAIDS69]

1:28. What the fuck

[sandrad1004]

Why r u parked up smoking a bowl? Can't u drive n smoke a joint like everyone else. U gonna get caught like that

[tokinGLX]

@sandrad1004 i dont drive and smoke. it is not hard to find a remote parking spot, chill there and smoke, and hell if i have time i usually prefer to get out and take a walk around a bit. enjoy life for a few, yaknow¿

[skateboardingiscool1]

@sandrad1004 yea its pretty easy to drive smoke a joint and not turn the steering wheel that your camera is carefully balenced on?

[Brennan350]

@sandrad1004 Dude....it's Paul, you obviously have never watched this show before...

[santanaincubus]

You sounded like Cartman a bit when you did the funny voice lol. Im tired black comics telling white people jokes. They say that shit like white people are all the same. LOL.

[tokinGLX]

@santanaincubus or how bout the white comics talking about that subject...they do their black guy voice doing a white voice.

[santanaincubus]

@tokinGLX Yea I think thats just their revenge on black comics doing jokes about white people LOL.

[SamCobra420]

What bout Joe Rogan Yo??????

[gunfuego]

Fuck yah RIP Mich

[ebayhlf]

whats the deal with only smoking in the car? can you not smoke in your new house?

[misterdon666]

when doing your mock mock-voice you sound like bubbles from trailer park boys when he has conky

[SeekndDestroy1]

Eddie Murphy was fucking great back in the day. Dane cooks vicious circle was pretty good too.

[castthom]

went to see lee evans in sheffield yesterday was a great show my lungs hurt from laughing by the end of it :)

[Bloaps]

nice irony, complaining about comedians that complain ;D but i know what you mean

[Iblis135]

I hate it when stand up comics who use to be famous use the word Nigger in there stand up because of hecklers......

[ezetreezy]

@Iblis135 Cosmo Kramer is and will always be, a fucking legend.

[Bret1Maverick]

If you put in Kat Williams in youtube, you can watch his shows. He says the same jokes in order, all the way through. He also says " I had an appointment with all the weed dealers in this city, to tell them to get regular weed. Their weed is too good" and tells the " This shit right here, This shit right here. He also doesnt even talk like that in real life. If you hear him talk he sounds like a smart person. Why does he need to act like a fool to get a laugh. I agree with you paul.

[Bret1Maverick]

do you like Sam Kennison? He screems. He complains alot, but its funny. I hate when you watch a show thats the same as it was the time before. A comedian told the same jokes 3 times in one year, on this morning show in Seattle. Ever time he came up here, they had him on, and he told the same jokes. Now if you watch George Carlin's HBO specals, You see ones a year appart, and not one joke is repeated. Kat Williams did the same bit for 4 years, and people went nuts for him.lol

[krymankry420rs]

Thank you Paul, this was an awesome episode, like all are. I must say I'm happy to know of Mitch Hedberg. You have opened my eyes to something special in the comedy world. Again, thank you much.

[IndyGraffiti]

funniest episode in a while, great stuff paul

[electroarv]

My fav comedians were George Carlin and Bill Hicks. RIP.

[Jason2da]

maybe you should think about mowing your face lawn before talk shit about

comedians trying to survive doing what they love to do most. so fuck you and fuck mitch hedberg.

love your show tho.

[palimoo1234]

Hey paul..... Wat do u think about cali mmj clubs shutting down? Wats ur thoughts on it?

[nospuzzuw]

joe rogan experience for the win

[iwasbored07]

"If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be fuckfd up" - Mitch headberg

[kakboi6688846993]

@Lantho650chill out, they tried to get rid of it here in mt n they failed

[kakboi6688846993]

i dont want to listen to u fucking complain GET OVER IT

[BurnYouInsane]

yeah you mad

[mooner979]

When did you become such an angry whiny stoner? Clearly from what you just said stand up comedy in its entirety is not for you. So please don't make anymore complaining videos because you looked like fucking Chris crocker today man. Not cool.

[reisjd]

@tokinGLX yo bro you should talk about movies next :)... and do you like dave chappelle? :o

[vanhalenman60]

what about sam kinison

[guitarkid12345678910]

lol i like how u say u hate them complaining and ur complaining lol jut sayin :D