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  • At least it's better than the first poster. It made Ed look he was 40 and Bella look like she's 12.

    Über creepy

  • They have to if they added anything it would give the whole piece of s**t away.

  • @PurpleToastable Stephenie Meyer gave up on Midnight Sun because it was leaked, and I don't think she's planning on writing another Twilight 'book', so no, I don't think there will be another Twilight movie.

  • I could do better as a GCSE Graphics student. I agree with you man, it's like they're not even trying.

  • The people who passed this poster were obviously smoking weed at the time.

  • @MythicalGryphon1 Nah, they just didn't give a damn. It says Twilight on it so teenaged girls can scream. It's about money. A basic boring poster costs less to produce. On behalf of Hollywood I am sorry to the rest of the world for all this horrible crap. And...a sixth Twilight movie has been green lit. All Smeyer has to do is write another book. I am so sorry. Just when we all were ready for it to be over.

  • I spy Simpsons poster. I love you.

  • I saw the movie. It was more horrifying than most horror movies I've seen. Eurgh.

  • I watched it. It was depressing. -______-

  • idiot

  • The poster has nothing that pops out and says, "This is Twilight." except for the text. Take that away and all you're left with is a picture some random person took. Contrast this with the teaser poster for The Hunger Games that was just released which tries really hard to be familiar to people who read the book like myself with the flaming mockingjay pin and "May the odds be ever in your favor" on the top of the poster. That is how you properly tease the audience.

  • I love your voice :D

  • To tell the truth, the Twilight book covers are much better than the movie posters.

  • Even Twilight fans on deviantart can make better posters.

  • Wait...This is real? Are you dead serious? This isn't like...Fan made? Wooow, this poster totally justifies me avoiding the movie theater like the plague. I wouldn't watch this unless someone payed for my ticket, because no way in hell I'll pay $10 to waste my time on this movie. Plus they'd have to buy me a book at Barnes and Noble and lunch would be good....Then I'd go. xP

  • My eyes went right to Bart Simpson instead of the example XD

  • I agree that they may not be trying to show much, but there's already been a freaking God-awful trailer so what's the point?!

  • Well I'd rather look at a sunset than a load of 'werewolves' flexing their muscles or airbrushed Meyerpires looking miserable ;-)

  • anyway, Followed! :)

    

  • @elleotaku Cheers! :D

  • "even THEY know it's GARBAGE." LOL.

    Those who claim themselves as TwiHards have not read any decent book their whole life. Honestly, if they did, will they still be a TwiHard?

    And please do not be blind, the poster's really like just any basic photography. If Deathly Hallows 2 will be over, the success will make the people in BD work harder, but I doubt their future posters will be comparable to the DH2's.

  • first things first, i completely agree. That poster held my attention for about a good 5 seconds before i went and looked away because it was that boring. oh and I must say i think your really cute ;)

  • You're kind of really cute. I'm very sorry if that sounds creepy.

  • It's funny, you're exactly how I pictured you by hearing your voice. That's kinda weird... lol

    Also, i completely agree with all your Twilight videos.

  • @ronvins Why, thank you! :P

  • @WriterfromNowhere You're very welcome.

  • Every single art teacher I've ever had would be aghast over this poster.

    Also, it's sad that the producers of these films have such a low opinion of it's fans that they resort to putting that sort of crap out. And what's worse is that many in the Twilight fandom eat it up, not once realizing that they're within their rights to demand better from the people who are making money off of them. A poster that probably took ten minutes, or less, to make should never be acceptable.

  • @CeruleanRogue I most certainly hope they wouldn't allow it. And yes, it is sad that so many people are sheep. -__-

  • If you think that's rubbish have you seen the trailer? What the heck was that? SMeyer's been a bit busy hasn't she?

  • @TheLittleangelsophie I have and just... ugh. As a trailer, it's ok, I guess. But like this poster, doesn't do much for me.

  • @WriterfromNowhere It reeks of SMeyer I'm telling you, though I'm only watching it online for the lulz. Though apparently Bella-Sue and gang die in some weirdo dream sequence. Maybe if I turn it off then I can pretend that's the ending.

  • Good to see your face Writer ^_^

  • @swimlew If you wanna convince him to become a fan, the LAST thing you wanna do is tell him to watch the movies- even the Twilight FANS know the books were better.

    The books comprise of an unhealthy relationship with a dead body and the hots for a shapeshifter. THIS movie shows the corpse and the girl having the worst sex ever, the worst childbirth ever (seriously, she EATS through her f-ing WOMB!), and the dog engaging in pedophilia. It was never destined to be Oscar material, so stop crying.

  • @swimlew First of all, how can I know if I like something or not if I hadn't read it? Second, I can say whatever I like about this "saga". Deal with it.

  • its not gunna be in 3D! at least get your facts right!

  • @amyLOVEtwi Oh thank god! So they spared us of one horror at least...

  • They could have just had Bella with blood on her lips or something... Or even just the Volturi from a long way off heading towards the forest and STILL have the sunset...or sunrise, even.

    ...Wait, she's becoming a vampire, why is this about dawn?

    Oh right yeah. Sparkles.

    ALSO, HELLO, FACE!

  • I finally worked out what it says on the Bart Simpson poster!! "I didnt do it!"

    yayyyy.

    I bet SMeyer had a hand in the final poster, she probably thought, oh my books and films are so popular now that i dont even need to advertise anything any more, I'll just show them what the sky looks like in case they've never seen it because they're too busy sitting inside reading my books and replaying DVDs.

  • @cukooKAM I wouldn't put it past her...

  • OH MY GOSH.

    You're actually hot!!! Plus you have that accent.......

    Wow. That's all I can say.

    Just wow.

  • I thought you were gonna look like Harry Potter lol.

  • can't believe i'm finally seeing your face, youre cute! :)

  • @cuzitsnecessary D'awww, thanks. :3

  • The HP Deathly Hallows poster is amazing. I love how it has Harry and Voldemort facing each other, with the Elder Wand in the middle. The poster is just overall EPIC. Aside from the Breaking Dawn poster, the most.. uneventful-looking (if you know what I mean) poster I've ever seen...

  • @RonRonRonWeasIey To be honest, I was stunned when I saw that Deathly Hallows poster. My first reaction was... Damn, sh*t's gonna hit the fan! Then came sadness as I realised that this was the end. But when I saw this BD poster... I felt nothing, not even relief of the fact that this crappy franchise is almost over.

  • @WriterfromNowhere

    I was so sad when it hit me that its going to end.. so many memories, but it was great while it was here :')

  • i don't see why it has to be in 3D either. i mean beside the big fight scene at the end, oh wait, there was no big fight scene at the end! that book was the biggest disapointment ever. i used to be into the series but haveway through breaking dawn i started hearing about everyone else's oppinions and took a good hard look back at the series and was able to conclude that it sucked. i mean the plot from the first book is so unoriginal, bella is a complete mary sue, and the list goes on and on

  • Why do all the posters have nothing but the actors staring into your soul?

  • @LeaxoftheUnderworld Shit, you thought those were bad? I actually did a poster search on Google images, and then there was this one of Edward, Bella AND Renesmee.

    shatelarab . com (/member21585-albums2406-21481­.jpg)

    Bear in mind that these are our heroes when you see this. THOSE ARE OUR PROTAGONISTS, PEOPLE. Be very afraid.=_=

  • @lovemeordie83 the link doesn't work

  • @LeaxoftheUnderworld Just sent it to your comments section.

  • OH LOL I just got it!

    Cause it's sunrise, or in other words...BREAKING DAWN! Cause when DAWN breaks, its SUNRISE! So its the break of DAWN! Wheeee....

    Still bringing a vuvuzela when the movie screens.

  • @lovemeordie83 still should have a bit mre to it don't chah think?

  • @grenbaygrl1 *gasp* LOL are you kidding?!? The photography of the sunset just encompasses the full, complete meaning of the entire 'SAGA'! All that depth and color...its so SYMBOLIC!!

    ...lol I keed I keed it sucks. Brings Hollywood to a WHOLE new low, like Writer said. Kinda sad, really. ._.

  • @lovemeordie83 XD at first when i saw your reply i thought you were an angry twilight fan getting ready to jump down my throat lol. but it looks like they didn't even try. they could've just gone on google images and type up sunrise, then attach the title to the top. i could've done that myself!

  • @grenbaygrl1 LOL you thought I was a rabid Twitard? You couldn't tell from my correct use of grammar, syntax and spelling that I'm on your side? :P

    That is very true...they could have done that with a bunch of KITTENS! They could have asked the actress playing Renesmee to hold some kittens, take snapshots and put the words up there.

    Reveals MORE and makes about as much sense, really.

  • @lovemeordie83 XD yeah i should've figured it out sooner, but have you ever had a twilight fan yell in you face what a "TOTAL LUSUR!" you are just for having an oppinion. it can be scary.

    exactly, i could've done just what you said and it would've been loads better and i completly suck at that sort off thing. in a teaser poster you need to have some little thing that makes a person go "ooh, look at that, i know what that is" but a simple sunrise just doesn't do it.

  • lol i'm so used to not seeing your face and only hearing your voice that i actually minimized the video and played solitair while listening :D lol!

    about the topic: they really dont care, they could just put a white poster with the dates on it there and everybody would still run and watch the thing. they dont have to put any effort into it to make it sell. they try to be creative with films people don't know about so they think its interesting and watch it. its sad, but thats how it is!

  • wow, you're showing your face in full view. how brave of you.

    but in all seriously, the poster was made that way on purpose. it's Twilight we're talking about here and they can see the tremendous fanbase flocking to theaters to see this shit for the box office hit. they don't care about creative idea for making it more eye catching. it's all about seeing the shitty story unfolding and SMeyer is milking it for all it's worth. that's how i see it.

  • This has SMeyer written all over it...

  • Aaah it's your real face!

  • i followed the link and saw the poster and i have FOUR words... WHAT THE HOLY FUCK.

    gargantuan fail, fuck you stephanie myer if thats how you spel her name

  • @lesty25 I will not be at all suprised if she was the one who decided to have this as the final poster. =__=

  • I think the poster would work better if it had two slihouttes representing Bella and Edward staring at the 'breaking dawn' in each others arms. Still pretty darn simple, but works better than this nothingness. They should hire me!

  • @NeoSef They should. :)

  • Haaa, you're simply adorable! :D

    I personally think they got incredibly lazy and half-arsed it because they really don't care anymore at this point. That or they' were trying mindscrew with everyone (and failed). 

  • @itchinhi Cheers. :) 

  • So this is what you look like...you're kinda cute

    Anyways, awesome review, man! You're a hero among men!

  • Wow. You look just like I always thought you would look.

  • @ZeroMyHero99 Really? I... guess that's kinda cool.

  • It looks like a 13-year-old just got their hands on Photoshop and was a serious Twilight fan. I refuse to believe this is the real poster. I won't until I see it outside my local theater. That picture is meant for someones computer background, not a professionally made movie-poster from a series that is raking in millions.

    Also... YOU HAVE A TUMBLR? *follows*

  • @superskh lol! Cheers. :)

  • OMG, you have a Tumblr. I must follow!!!!

  • @TheNerdyCanuck Thanks. :D

  • ............................. *facepalm*

  • @glassesfreak Ditto. 

  • wow im a fan of twilight and even i think that poster sucks. i mean at least they could have used the chess piece like on the cover of the book. btw the last movie WOULD have to be split into two parts. it has wayy to much stuff for one movie.

  • @JanuaryBlack1996 I'm sorry, I heard otherwise.

  • @JanuaryBlack1996 Breaking Dawn is a big book, but there's not much in it that's relevant to the plot. A lot of it compleatly unnescesarry. Sorry but I can't se how they can even make one movie with what they got to work with.

  • Frankly I won't even let my sisters see it. If they want to go then I will be practaclly dragging them inside. My mum hasn't read the books thank god but if they start to get past me I will tell her about all the things it encourages. She will go insaner. Not only that she will tell her friends and they will tell their friends. Ah the power of the mum brigade.

  • @IAmAnIndividual2 XD Indeed.

  • I wasn't expecting much from Breaking Dawn, since it is the worst bit of an already bad franchise, but this... this is beyond lazy!

    This is a downright we-don't-care-anymore-there's-­no-way-this-will-be-good territory!

    At least they cared enough to promote Eclipse, regardless of how plot-less and pointless it was!

    .... and I absolutely don't care about it! XD

  • @TechmarineChris It seems those passionate people were fired...

  • @WriterfromNowhere You mean, the people who made this poster were fired?

    ... I kinda feel sorry for them now, because it could be their boss's fault or something. Maybe their boss just came in and said "Do a teaser poster for Breaking Dawn. Make it look like the one for that Harry Potter movie."

    I mean, they wouldn't have much to work with, would they?

  • @TechmarineChris I meant those people who were passionate about advertising it "properly" on the previous films. But what you just said more than likely happened too.

  • Oh my gawd! You more than a voice! xD

  • @osstmaka :D

  • ....Wow this poster is horrible. But I guess that's fitting considering the source material we're dealing with. -_-;

    But on the bright side, no brain-dead Bella or creepy stalker Edward glaring at the poor viewers.

    Oh, and you've got to be kidding. Breaking Dawn in 3D?? O_O Uhh...yeh I agree on that creepy baby birth scene. Ugg. x.x

  • @nerdieone1 *shudder*

  • I thought it was a fanmade poster at first. Oh lordy. Whoever does their principle photography or marketing fails on all levels. I honestly can't wait for Twilight to be over.

  • @SnuggleBubble05 You me both. 

  • hey, i'm happy with the poster. this way, I won't have Edward Cullen glaring at me every time I pass a movie theater

  • @Tprinces Good point. lol! Although, it is a bit weird for them to have suddenly jumped from exploting Robert Pattison's "looks" and Taylor Lautner's abs in every trailer poster they can to... this.

  • Breaking Dawn is just going to be criticized by the critics. Nothing happens in the book. I was not surprised by this poster it just shows what the series is. (which it just shallow). The fans are going to see it otherwise. These two films will not be remembered like Harry Potter so...

  • wtf is this shit, I can't even...

    this sucks! looks like a sample image on windows 98. I can take a better pic with my crappy nokia mobile from 2005.

    can somebody please shoot this tacky, boring sunset?

    the only advantage to this poster is that I don't need to see edward's fugly zombie face and bella's soullessly staring cow eyes anymore.

  • @DragonwingPrincess That's one advantage...

  • @WriterfromNowhere I just regained my faith in humanity when my mom told me one of the students she was counciling got beat up, but held no grudge and invited the bully to family activities with him, because he knew he only did it out of peer pressure. I actually felt Jesus' message got throught to somebody and have hope again. Now I see this poster, and its slowly taking that away from me.

  • @KingNazaru :(

  • @DragonwingPrincess But that is the franchise's identity. Since neither of those things feature in this poster, it just goes to show how soulless this whole 'saga' actually is.

  • @WriterfromNowhere good point. wow, twilight sucks. I've never seen anything more passionless. I love how with that poster, they try to emphasize how little they actually have to do in order to make people buy their shit. because they know that people are dumbasses, and that people would love and worship and buy their shit, even if there were just a pile of shit on their shitty poster.

  • I can't wait till this bull is over with. Hopefully after the last movies come out Twilight and it's other abominations will fade away into nothingness.....That or SM moves to Alaska.

  • @snowybp I'm throwing a party when it's all over. No, I'm serious.

  • ...

    That is terrible.

    That's the sort of thing we'd have to do for an art project, just using computers. Or something a kid makes when they're learned how to use photoshop/paint. What an idiotic thing. Still, at least the awfulness now matches the actual quality of the film.

  • @PurpleFunnyChocolate Oh, absolutely. That was a point I actually forgot to make in the video. High School art students do that sort of thing and only because they have limited resources. Hell, I've seen fake movie posters on devinART better than this!

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