Earnest Goes to Anime (1/4) - Whole thing in the description

[UNSCArcher]

Fun Fact: Wolf Team is now making the "Tales of..." games.

[SaltineGirl]

I'd question my humanity too if my legs moved like that.

[Padoca85]

I love people that makes a missleading title and tells to read the descripition, just to get views...

[grottypissedstained]

@Padoca85 Words cannot describe the stupidity in your comment.

[MisterHeroman]

Reminds me of Castlevania + Megaman.

[mariogamerforever]

made my say so early xD

[Chev427BB]

I should know not to eat or drink while watching Retsupurae, 12:38 literally almost killed me

[HeroInBlueOveralls]

Flagged for inappropriate scorpion BDSM.

[Manonthe3up]

14:21 That is a hairdo in Rocky Rodent.

[Gigaspine7]

It's like playing as a Symphony of the Night enemy.

[ExdustrialFilms]

This fucking made my day.

[thebiggertroll]

....HOLY SHIT A DISCO MAGE......time to call chuck norris.

[thebiggertroll]

OMFG THIS GAME ME LAUGH SO HARD BECAUSE HOW RETARDED THIS GAME IS XDDDDDDDDDDDD

the commentary just makes me piss myself. omg...how I love you guys.

[TheThreadWeaver]

See, I prefer these retsupuraes more than the ones where we can hear the lper. There's none of the ugliness in the comments, people getting butt hurt on either end of the argument, and it's a lot more in the spirit of MST3K.

[pellypates]

Valis77? more like Valis74 LOLOLOLLO

[ValisHD]

@pellypates >_>

[xxxYouTunesxxx]

Was this on the Turbo Duo?

[crowdcontrol792]

I haven't laughed this hard in years. Thank you guys. I was crying after the first two minutes.

[fault3k]

You guys are so fucking amusing it's basically unreal

[Override9636]

@12:35 "Ok this is officially the greatest video game of all time."

[somahiru]

@Override9636 "RAGDOLL EVANS THEY CALL ME!"

[Foxboy106]

'is he supposed to be human' lol

[thelonewandererof101]

trust me, living in new england we have to deal with giant skeletons waving scythes at us every day.

[ivand1979]

@thelonewandererof101 Well, that would explain H. P. Lovecraft.

[lordoftrolling]

Holy shit, Diabetus is on Fire!

[jsh020]

@lordoftrolling when is he not? no matter what hes doing or watching hes always hilarious

[TheSchizoKing]

Oh god that "Crazy Person Laugh" was absolutely AMAZING.

[MrIgotabadfeeling]

"Why does my back have tits?" XD

[TehNoun]

The animation is terrible, there's almost no challenge, and nothing about the setting or story makes sense.

10/10

[Phyzium1]

Wow, this game has EVERYTHING

[fandeconsolesII]

very good game i buy it when he exiting in store whit mega cd twenty years ago

[dreday1234]

LMAO!! I had this crap back in the day. 

[CrossedCelt]

Dance Wizard is Rock Knight's third cousin.

[WaffleWolf96]

Come on guys, it's common sense that giant space lizards and knife-crapping scorpions (Well, I can't really tell which end is which) live in South America. Citizens go through at least one ribcage-ball attack a week, but there's always a mentally challenged drunk guy with muscle spasms in each village to protect them.

[xajik3]

@WaffleWolf96 can someone create new earnest evans? for use ps2 and ps3 version.ok with online mode on ps3.

[notyoursavior78]

Yeah I've never seen animation like this in a game before. Obviously the A+ commentary (which was to be expected) puts the hilariousness over the top. I saw this mentioned earlier and I just had to watch this again and I'm in tears laughing.

[Paikerchu13]

@notyoursavior78

Drawn to Life had animation like this, only for the main character though, and it was MUCH better, but still the basic gist of having each body part a different sprite, and then connect them together. But then again, Drawn to Life had no choice but to use that type of animation, since you sort of draw the main character.

[notyoursavior78]

@Paikerchu13

Yeah I've noticed how Earnest has literally no bones in his arms. Bad ass!

[Paikerchu13]

@notyoursavior78 Nah, Earnest has bones, but he is double jointed at every possible joint.

[UmlautBanana]

i am laughing so fucking hard

[RabeesAnimations]

@UmlautBanana I had to sign in and say something because I remember your name from the SMWC forums. lol.

[UmlautBanana]

@RabeesAnimations What's your name there?

[RabeesAnimations]

@UmlautBanana I used to post under the name Rabees, but I left quite a while ago.

[trun0jay]

Diabeetus and Slowbeef absolutely killed it in this RP. One of the funniest videos they've made.

[SQUIZZLER24]

[Darkseed 2 meme]

[DoctorEmz]

@SQUIZZLER24 [NAVGTR reference]

[CartoonTriper]

9:16 Rocket Raccoon was here

[DrChuckles1]

I just learned that this is the first game of a trilogy...

[grottypissedstained]

RAGDOLL EVANS

[MrWtaplin]

Holy shit! This was hilarious from start to finish. Subscribed =D

"Only the the posutureful man will pass" LMAO

[Saiga6]

"Hey, MTV, this is my rib."

[FloorMacSwiney]

this video took me almost a half hour to watch because I needed to pause it to breathe

[Darwinialives4eva]

It's a good thing that Japanese is the most spoken language in South America.

[gufu1992]

Best and most realistic representation of New england, there ever was.

[AmericanAviator]

What was your relationship with Rita, Earnest Evans?

[LughTube1]

I'm actually sorry you didn't go with the alternate title. Then again, there are only so many Oscar Wilde-isms that one could adapt to the situation. I think "either these undead skullbeasts go, or I do!" pretty much the best I could think of.

[JoannaTheSnipah]

what is this I don't even

[Godot343]

12:37 I rewinded to this point several times. Dear lord I got the giggles like a mad man.

[NodakJo2010]

GUYS....THIS is part of a trilogy of games!!!!....=D....you should do the second game!

[newpageone]

hearing slowbeef laugh uncontrollably makes me very happy.

[NodakJo2010]

Oh my god I haven't laughed so hard before at a video game...Best use of qwop physics ever!

[Trogdorbad]

12:56

ACROBATIC FUCKING PIROUETTE

[AlexandervonKoopa]

That wizard boss is the least effective Touhou character ever.

[Eroubis]

It looks like there's a face protruding out of Earnest's chest.

[1downpoison]

This is actually the first game in a trilogy of them I'd like to see retsuperae do commentary of the others too.

[leviathan1173]

Maine is of course well-known for its ancient Aztec temples :p

[Magitek1112]

@leviathan1173 A -lot- of stuff happens in Maine. At least, Stephen King seems to think so.

[VagrantNoName]

Wheres Vern?

[SuperJollypirate]

Wolf Team went from seizure-prone maniac with a whip fighting Lovecraft-inspired nightmares to a game where one of the characters is a dog who smokes a pipe while fighting mosters with a knife.

Sounds logical to me.

[BlueMageRaeg]

'Beetus' laugh at 7:30 was amazing.

[iamthelowry]

It seams that Maine is much more dangerous than their tourism ads have been letting on.

[namesRhard2thinkOf]

i literally laughed until tears were streaming down my face

[HylianLycan]

Earnest Evans is like the most detailed Drawn to Life character ever.

[Djinnfest]

QWOP'S ADVENTURE

------------or--------------

Earnest Evans: Super Saiyan Anime Narcoleptic Indiana Jones

[TheBlackStar999]

QUOP'S GREAT ADVENTURE

[Wizarrdd]

This is hilarious!!

[onua694]

>Video game designed using a man worst nightmares.

LSD

[grady219]

Oh my god I started crying I was laughing so hard.  XD

[TheMapler9000]

Oh great Some newfags are gonna show up from sea nanners

[thesnake383]

I think the intro is translated like this (if anyone cares):

Evans: Are we there yet?

Old Man: Almost! But it's not really worth going in there to look for that thing! I don't--

Evans: Shut up. I'll see for myself whether it's there or not.

Evans: I'm Earnest Evans, a reknown treasure hunter from the United States. It's been two weeks since I went to Southern Mexico to look for the Brambling Idol.

Old Man: Just a little ways to go!

Can anyone verify this? And translate the rest?

[steveharley0345]

@thesnake383

This can't be accurate.. not once in that cutscene did he declare himself as EARNEST EVANSANAGIMASAN

[DorianCairne]

@thesnake383 Ah. So they're not having a detailed discussion on bloodthirsty windsocks, then? I really hoped that the game would at least pretend to be aware of its own insanity at some point.

[MightyKombat]

I actually know a guy who could do with help on translating this game and Annet Futatabi.

[CLB270986]

Man, I'm just glad I found this treasure. It doesn't matter who showed you this... geez

[Algahiem]

I love how Ernest Evens' sprite is animated like a paper puppet.

The game is alot like Super Castlevainia IV...if it were loaded with suck!

[unlovingfilms]

who the fuck is Nanners?

[Windtrouser]

@unlovingfilms He works with a company called Machinima. I don't know where or how he talked about Retsupurae, but the more positive publicity it gets the better, I say.

[TheUltimaXtreme]

TRIPLE AXEL! 300 POINTS

[cubicrock]

fuck y'all, let's whip shit

[WVI]

You had me at "The fuck?"

[xAzureIzumix]

I dare you guys to make fun of El Viento.

[SirTotallyAwesome]

Couldn't stop laughing when Earnest grabbed that spinny blade thing.

[zevex747]

Oh my god this is absolutely hilarious. I'm showing this to all my friends.

[Quartrez]

Easter Island statues that shoot stuff... ? Is this game trying to be Gradius ?

[Dwarmin]

Ray Romano voices the statues...also, who is Seanbanana or whatever?

[danchiday]

Reminds me of mst3k without the silhouettes.

[Unknownhero1423]

I loved Diabetus' reaction at the very start of the game at 1:30. "The fuck?"

[yooo9999]

No one gives a shit if SeaNanners watched this. Don't bring your dumb bullshit in here.

[tristan97able]

which pixel is earnest

[greyspot00]

If it wasn't the goofy animations, it was the commentary. I'm crying from laughter right now :D

[durablefighter]

I couldn't stop laughing. I want more from these two guys.

[XxMariofan21xX]

@durablefighter They've got hundreds of Retsupuraes. ENJOY. Slowbeef and Diabetus are really the best at riffing.

[Windtrouser]

@durablefighter If you want even more than what's here on YouTube, Slowbeef has a personal channel with a few videos on it. You can also go on blip.tv or the LP Archive and look up Slowbeef there for some of his let's plays with Diabetus and others. Welcome to Retsupurae.

[TheDeadman335]

14:05 Holy shit he dodged a sword that's going straight for him by not even moving. Earnest must have learned to be immortal from 50 Cent.

[salvo711]

"Was it based on QWOP?"

I fell out of my chair laughing.

[ownedlikeatowel]

This made me laugh so much lmfao!!!

[octopound]

I wish I could like the fact that Seananners liked this. It's about time these guys got recognized for something!

[GreenGearMood]

DO A BARREL ROLL, EVANS.

[PaperMario15]

@zCraftedShotz The only thing worse than whoring for thumbs-up is when it actually works.

[RetroLPer]

"Follow that boulder Indie!" LMAO.

[MrCadefulp]

@zCraftedShotz nobody gives a shit

[pteroid01]

This is what the developers actually thought the rest of the world was like.

[Vidk1ng]

Who the fuck is seananners?

[somahiru]

@Vidk1ng A COD gamer who is very famous because of his videos... now you have an idea of his fanbase.

[Suburbros]

you gentlemen have talent. HAHAHA

[DocHarbet]

this hole seris that happens to me all the time

[pockypurse]

Indianime Jonesu and the Temple of QWOP

[TheVenhammer]

I'm telling you guys right now, you are going to watch all 4 of these episodes... at least 3 times.

[Nshankoff1]

Laughed so hard I cried. And peed a little.

[ise1880]

I dont know what there complaining about this game looks badass

[freesnipes101]

seananners liked it hear comes the views

[TheBfutgreg]

awesome music

[Tappermccabe]

I laughed so Hard I was sick. Not a little bit, A LOT!!!!

[RautjarviProductions]

haha man i laughed my ass of when he said "follow that boulder Indy!!"

[Esupanitix]

@EmperorZ19 I liked Retsupurae before... I MADE IT COOL.

YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH so lonely.

[XxMariofan21xX]

@EmperorZ19 Seananners knows about Retsupurae?

WHAT A GUY

[franzferdinand094]

@EmperorZ19 who...?

[EmperorZ19]

@franzferdinand094 He's a guy, on the Youtubes, with a lot of subscribers. He liked this vid, so his fans flocked over here.

[MightyKombat]

Enlighten me.

Who's Seananners?

[RoyStorey]

@MightyKombat Guy who does a lot of COD videos, I think he favorited this which is where all the people came here.

[MightyKombat]

I see. Sounds famous.

[Cloaytonem2]

@RoyStorey He makes CoD videos? No wonder I've never heard of him.

[3Gyro]

@EmperorZ19 Who the hell is Seananners?

[bloodrunsclear]

They have a Earnest Evans page now!

[achilles88]

lmao based off QWOP

[IIK3V1NBPII]

OMFG THIS IS FUCKIN FUNNY !

[snipershote]

these guys are so funny!! XD

[CawnahFinch]

7:34 scared the shit out of me.

[SixtehNien]

You're fucking geniuses. Laughed through the entire video.

[NiceHotCupOfBro]

I actually said "Jane, stop this crazy thing!" along before realizing he was actually going to say it.

[bananaphoneman12]

I think I'm subscribing :D

Also "why does my back have tits" needs to be on a extra large t-shirt XD

[cogley2]

why does my back have tits?

[0hpeanuts]

Im a Dave! Yognaught and I have the balls!

[HealyHQ]

Oh, gosh, I couldn't stop laughing! XD

[scream4thehellofit]

Ooohmigod I laughed my arse off, SUBBED

[ToBeDeterminedLater]

Hilarious.

[Korflog666]

omg i laughed so much my stomach hurts, the part where he moon crawls in the spikes it so fucking funny, THANK YOU SEANANNERS

[XxMariofan21xX]

@Korflog666 You should be saying "THANK YOU, RETSUPURAE."

[PhantomHollow]

oh man this is awesome

[craig264]

you guys are the american yogscast

[UnionTheOnion]

Soo many SN fan kids begging for thumbs up... go fucking die you stupid ass retards.

[ToxXxiN13]

@UnionTheOnion thats harsh

[6Gigabytes]

@UnionTheOnion i like nanners but damn his fanboys are so annoying.

[UnionTheOnion]

@6Gigabytes All fanboys are annoying, just because you like someone doesn't mean you have to lick their asshole on every single video...that makes no sense, but I think you get it. :D

[narutorulez81]

I think Suda 51 Tried to make a flash game...

[Chrispyhawk]

SeaNanners Mwhahaha

[Alwaysdead101]

Here comes the nanners army...

[yngmalm]

hilarious.

[talfuris312]

@NoCommonScents Why?

[zestytoaster]

12:37 oh dear god, i cried

[RSwiss999]

This is hilarious