Immortality

[cyberdaemon]

And you got your hand broken.

[DeAndradeee]

love the interesting/funny news you show!! Thanks!

[thalkettoth]

ikea. lol. those little wrenches they give you are wrist-burnersssssss

i like this news segment!! lol. okay i'm done commenting. i have to get ahold of myself. i'll comment on everrry video of yours hahaha

[aiint]

i like to think of our generation as already being immortals, since we're probably still alive when all the necessary biomedical technologies emerge. (and hopefully we havent fubar'd the planet)

however, i better stop watching before your adorable nerdy looks are killing me.

[D33D0X]

If humans were immortal, there would be major population issues. Immortality would not be fun at all, would start to get boring around 100 years old.

[Spartanleonidasv]

You are sexy. :)

[Unshapenkris]

Oh no not IKEA ...

[psychoscribe13]

I think that it's wrong 2 rape donkeys...Not to mention disgusting.

[m6ttie666]

wow ur like a smart cuter tania neway back on subject :P

immortality is gd snd all but then wouldnt the world get over populated that or reproduction would be like not done nemore :L wat do you think?

[Rustyshackleford08]

I hope you are right about the immortality:) I would like that for myself and we could make you beautiful forever..what a gift:)

[janjaso]

Edison was an idiot, total insult to compare him to somone like Einstein. He had no knowledge nor education and only relied on guessing 10,000 times until finally somthing worked or cheating inteligent people like Tesla and Dickson, and selling their inventions as his own and never paying them for their work.

[drakoon7]

ahah i didn't came to see your videos for so long! but i still liking a lot the way you talk and the stories and facts you tell to us in every video! Thank you :D

[Tophet7]

Superfecundation, while scientifically interesting, still sounds to me like someone abusing way too many suppositories. Sorry, my brain works funny.

;-)

[blukuss]

IKEA, it reminds me of Fight Club :)

Interesting news btw

[KINGOSWALD]

Should of got your bro's to make It for yi :P

[Xballer35]

Colombians and donkey brothels, who would have known....

[dustinlkjh]

i alredy am immortal! dont cross me! im all powerful!

[inyolefti]

i dont wanna be "that guy" but putting edison next to einstein and other scientists is wrong, he was an inventor but he fed off of others work. Tesla is who you should be making the comparison with.

[twinklybird]

I didn't make the comparison; the comparison was stated in the Dutch article I found on this.

[inyolefti]

Ahh, my apologies then. Tesla always gets his credits stolen by Edison at least here in America.

[gkirkdawg]

the dunky haha

[M1NDR34D3R]

IKEA rocks!

Sweden rocks! lol

[d0md0mt0mt0m]

Can't replace the brain though, it starts shrinking. By the time you're 70 you're brain is the size of a toddlers, that's the only thing they don't know how to fix yet.

[keyblademasterchief]

I will never unsub you! :D <3

[SilverGunZoO]

I know about "immortality" for a long time now :)

It is possible with a reconstructed body as you said, or with "hacking" the brain biological clock, so you don't get old, they actually increased the life of some worms with 400% so it will mean 4 life for us, and with improvements, immortality and never getting g old

BUT, if your body gets hit in a crash accident for example, you can repair the body, but the "soul" will not come back, so if you die, you die for good.

[0999001]

If everybody would be immortal,there would be soon to much people on Earth

[SilverGunZoO]

lets just gather and die at the same time so there will be no humans left :D

[heftymadmonkey]

They should make robots specifically made to set up Ikea furniture...or make you Immortal so you don't get your wrists sore! :3

[syphen888]

You're brilliant! ;-)

[timsamuels1971]

Donkey Brothels: WTF  And the world gets stranger and stranger. I sure hope that pore Dokey gets some counsling?

[wdwalker861]

ck out the immortality it id the bottom one it is interesting...??

[fluzwu]

I wonder why you do this all by yourself. you can just as well ask your viewers to send you interesting stories. and you only have to choose for instance the first five stories to get an interesting video.

[danouttatown]

WOW! All 3 were extremely interesting. Thanks for sharing!

[sukmibigwon]

I gave you 5 stars just for figuring out how to put IKEA furniture together. Well done. :D

[Th3Sixth]

u dont know how the donkey felt.......maybe he liked it....lmao

[TwistedLemniscate]

Edison wasn't very intelligent. Now Nikola Tesla is an entirely different story.

[thebrokengnome]

WE ARE GONNA BE IMMORTAL!!!!!!

...thanks twinklybird

[DavidsFarmer]

hair good, styled not cut, hot

i know you dont have Halloween but could you dress up burlesque? you know, just for fun.

[KalleVL]

Uggg... U said a bad word. IKEA!!!

[MACDAD001]

You could pass for Minka Kelly the actress on the TV show Friday Night Lights. Not sure if you get that show over there or not.

[LawlingProductions]

Immortality in 20 years with some sort of nano stuff? Hmm, much better than that hunt for the Dragonballs I've been working on.

[iPostiPodiEatiYuri]

lol

[chaffman]

IKEA, Swedish Stuff nice ;)

[Sp4rky1337]

great vid, immortality hmm i wonder how reproducing will work out. nano testes ???

[julian303]

shes got like a lost girl face=| so innocent XD

[Caretzz]

you need a disclaimer in the end of the video:

Please do not try to do the scissors salutation with actual scissors or you might loose an eye.

[druidkg]

nice vid

[ZainNL]

Nanomachines where #5 on real life zombies; Ir very scared :(

[e22378]

you are to cute!!!

[MrMrzappie1000]

Thank you Josie you sunday I love it

[smalltime0]

well knowing me Id get over immortality fairly quickly through sheer stupidity

[goodturk]

if i was to become a robot id take over the world

[mrZoranZ]

immortality? every 7 years all the cells in your body are renewed, because of this you get older. they cant do anything about that.

[Draqshorul]

Actually it depends on each organ :D [saw it on House xD]

[tuggray]

Yo dawg i heard you like to get pregnent so we made you pregnet while your pregnet so you can give birth while you give birth.

[twinklybird]

lol

[SmokeyMcPot420yee]

Your videos never get old, I wish we could meet

[miguelin97223]

Oh great, now we'll have obnoxious billionaires who just inherited all their money live forever by replacing their organs! And of course the obnoxious accidental celebrities like Joe the Plumber, because only the rich will be able to afford this organ replacement stuff. But i'm not complaining, I guess...

Hope those muscles heal up real fast! Sorry to hear that Ikea's deceptively easy to assemble furniture has been terrorizing Belgium as well :-))

[twinklybird]

Yeah, it'll create an immortal, obnoxious elite. I can't wait to see that! :p

Haha, yes, Ikea's a real pain! We spent yesterday evening putting more furniture together. We finished everything, so I'm going to let my wrists take a break now :D

[Killtracer]

I will be a immortal 38 year old man then lol :DD

[misterbearbe]

Josephine kan je eens niet een filmpje maken over je favorite films? :3

[twich35]

FYI intelligence is not necessarily mutually exclusive from insanity. Like Edison actually believed he had little men in his head, and Einstein didn't like to sleep.

[shou2lumby]

you make the news cute haha, i barely watch sxephil anymore.. do you?

[miguelin97223]

@ shou2lumby:

you're right! sxephil is not sexy at all. josie - now there's true sexy!!

[canariosdelmonte]

very very interestenting video twinkly

[43837388]

Hmmm....

Donkey brothels? *scratches head in confusion*

In that case do you think they called it rape cuz they didn't pay for the pleasures? Freaks.

Ether way what a disturbing story.

-Peace

[shaggypancake]

Nooooo! in 20 years i will be 36!! i want the face of a 20 year old!!!

[MrTwistedZombie]

I'll be looking forward to immortality

:]

[DomDaDJ]

she is beautiful

[blindxsv]

reese and dean jacked your tripod

[MrCreativeNow]

Cig packs on the right?

[twinklybird]

Haha, no, sorry, I don't smoke. Never have, never will.

[druidkg]

nice

[1undeadwarr]

unless i see jesus hoverin above jeruselum on CNN .. i'll support immortality

[Franpowah]

Knowing how stupid humans can be, nanites will be used for war and destruction instead.

[guidewiki]

You need a new intro

[melzarmime]

i love your eyes

[AudibleOpinion]

The brain is gods safety switch so that it doesnt matter if we can replace the other organs the brain has a shelf life. Immortallity with dementia anyone?.

[jeevesosiris]

As much as I love your channel I find leaving comments really annoying... I want to put something clever and thoughtful but after watching you smile all i can ever think to say is "wow, you are so cute"

Its witchcraft I think.

[twinklybird]

Haha, awesome comment! Thanks :)

[ichigofan1357]

immortality will be the end of man. If we are immortal then there will be too many humans. Too many humans and not enough shelter, resources, food, and other things. We would have to expand into space and under water. I honestly think immortality was not meant for us. I say let nature take its course and God guide our souls.

[twinklybird]

Couldn't agree more.

[johnnyfnhollyweed]

*****

[originalquene]

Your news are always interesting and funny and some of them weird but always very good, nice job

[Spammahz1]

FUCK YEA IMA BE A VAMPIRE... ;/?

[BapometChiram]

I LURVE j00!

[humanentropy]

<3u

[masonfails]

If there is immortality what would happen to Natural Selection? Would the world become over populated, and then the population would crash?

[knivez70]

ikea my ass ur emo =D

[twinklybird]

Lol, you got me!

[0rg22]

Hope your hands are fine :).

Without getting into a whole debate, immortality would be cool, although I imagine EXTREMELY EXPENSIVE :(.

[Hacknor]

damn micheal jackson died 20year to early :P because micheal wanted to be immortal :D

[desoge]

I don't know if becoming immortal would be a good or bad thing. I feel that the reason life is so exciting and we cherish things as much as we do is because we only have a limited time.

[urpo0nzt]

immortality will be the downfall of us all annyways world will become overpopulated evryone will go poor wont be able to buy food nd stuff so whe will all die xD

[PirateXzibit]

If we become immortal, warfare got to be far more brutal and deadly (nuclear bombs on a daily basis etc). THAT will destroy our planet very quickly.

[twinklybird]

True!

[cyberdaemon]

twinklybird : So your hands fell off and you glued them back ? :D And poor Furious has to listen to hes sister forever now :D

[RAPSUCKS1738]

I hope the guys that raped the donkey drop dead before they can become immortal. On a side note. If you would rape a donkey please do us all a favor and kill yourselves.

[remousse]

Ah! a very interesting piece of news! good :D

[Vazqo182]

ur so pretty :(

[ABEDOODUDE]

Shiite i dont like that dame song in first

[DevinedKiller]

Yo dawg, I heard you like pregnancies, so we put a pregnancy in your pregnancy so you can give birth while you give birth.

[kamarosas]

Rape a donkey :D oh bad kids :D :D

[lysolbombs470]

Whoa! Super cool find, Josie!

I hadn't heard about this whole immortality thing till now.

I wonder if you'd feel any different with a bunch of artificial stuff running your body? Would you function the same? Would things like eyesight still decay over time?

[swatfire]

why the fuck is there like 1 second delay on sound ffs

[nenalyzed]

haha how do you come up with these stories!

they are so... weird and entertaining at the same time :D poor donkeys though... and immortality?

sounds pretty cool...

[DominicJHudson]

you need a man in your life to fit your furniture, it may be one of the handful of things we are actually better than you at. and we dont need the instructions :) AND IMMORTALITY IS NOT COOL, it will increase the casualities of war, and who knows what the person you marry will be like in 2000 years :P, more importantly your brain might stop functioning properly and they cant be replaced. could end up with amnesia and just live forever not knowing who you are. how crap would that be.

[jappanese]

poor donky... shes never gonna be the same <8(

[gregor00005]

rofl wtf rape? see these animals should not be alive.

[stupidgingerkid123]

its not called Superfecundation.....its called slut

[mattblack77nz]

YOU ARE A SPAMS! BE GONED!

[JohnTubeChannel]

I officially am shocked... They raped a donkey? Hahahahahaha!

You should give more shout outs, if you know what i mean ;)

[ripley4O77]

I think that immortality is not something we should strive for, we can't even life together with our current life span...

[salebowwow]

Josie, my favorite video creator on the net! Thanks for posting the new video, makes my day at work much better seeing your smile, it makes us all feel good. :)

[twinklybird]

Aw, thanks for your comment :) I'm so glad to hear I can spread some joy on an otherwise ordinary workday :D

[GtavcVidZ]

Your beauty is immortality ;)

[mattblack77nz]

TY!!!!!!!

I THINK YUR LUVVLEE TOO!

[neroflame]

What sort of Ikea things where you doing? lol sorrry

[Tophet7]

In the television series "Babylon 5", ambassador Kosh (of the ancient race known as the Vorlons) said to Commander Jeffrey Sinclair in the first season "You are not ready for immortality." Given my understanding of human nature, I would tend to agree. Immortality is not a cure for avarice or greed.

[zscjason]

PLZ DONT CUT UR SELF JO

[matman16]

Doubt Immortality would become a reality, apart form anything scientists would know better than to assume that having a world full of an immortal population and still growing would be unsustainable, and so would probably pussy out of creating technology that could make someone's whole body immortal.

[Tophet7]

The problem with immortality is that it will be the global elites who have access to this technology, and as they and their progeny rarely die (except through trauma or natural disasters), the usefulness of neo-feudalistic serfs (as they view us "little people") will wane (as their population slowly grows). Eventually the rest of us "unauthorized breeders" and "useless eaters" will be eliminated in a holocaust disguised as plague or bio-terror, for which only they (by design) will be immune.

[twinklybird]

Yeah, if it will at all become possible it is a very dangerous development and will probably be used for all the wrong reasons by all the wrong people.

[fugedoctor]

Replacing all your organs? Cool. Replacing your brain? I hope not. If you replace your brain, you wont really be you, know what i mean?

[omrifin]

donkeh rape? WTFHAXBBQOMGZZ

[sidewaysfcs0718]

as long as i can still have all human emotions and all the same functions that it would be awsome ...but otherwise it would be boring ...i dont wanna live forever as a conciosness in a android body tryng to figure out creative ways to die :D

[wenzelboy]

you have the most buatifull eyes ^^

bet you get that alot :D

[Yo0Yo0Man]

omg =o

[capslock86]

donkey brothels ? is that real ?

[wenzelboy]

what is that?

[capslock86]

she mentioned it in the video :)

[twinklybird]

That's what one of the articles on it said..

I'm not sure if it is real.. Don't plan on checking it out or anything :D

[AndrasDaroczi]

Wow I love youXD

[Chumppi]

Immortality ftw, I think I'll be living around 50 years more so I'll be around 71ish so... Waiting for the nano-technology!

[capslock86]

its not possible since dna loses the ability to self-replicate efficiently after a while. 4th year bio.

[Chumppi]

That's where the nano-bots come in?

[Gwainafair]

why would you want to be immortal?

[habib123456789]

so you don't die xD

[Metroid02099]

That doesn't seem so bad, living for a really long time, as long as you had something to live for of course.

[Dudley731]

cool, nano technology that makes you immortal it's very useful and dangerous if in the wrong hands.

[tommyduncan12]

its cool that you take the time to share these wird and wonderful facts with us.

Your also never sad... ever :)

Keep smileing

[twinklybird]

Haha, thanks :D

[quater2002]

I hope your muscles get better~

That 20 years stuff was so, lala in the head. ^_^

[noldorian86]

why did u try to kill urself ?

[supervillan]

am i the only one who doesn't want to be immortal?

[blazetek212]

yea..

[RockFan619]

i wouldnt want to be immortal because i would have to see my loved ones die =( and i wouldnt see them again

[phoenixfaction]

Poor donkey! :(

And the immortality through nano-technology is amazing but it will most likely be for the rich only; if it was done for everyone overcrowding would really be the worlds greatest problem :o

[twinklybird]

Very true.

[1walkingdeadman]

No ratings yet? Tsk. 5 stars because you rock, Josie!

[twinklybird]

Awesome, thanks :D

[jhonny1316]

ily harder :D

[LushoWoW]

.....

[MagnussGeisler]

I got a penis on my toe.

I love you.