Klingon Baby Speaks

[copyvio]

This kid is gonna kick Alec Speers' ass. Qapla'!

[MistressKoloth]

Collective AWWWWWWWWW the cuteness!

[fuzzytattoologic]

What is Klingon for "Damn, our video didn't go viral!"

[erutis53]

lol cute

[Bobknucklesdave]

This is just a human child dressed up like a Klingon!!

PFFFFTT

[SallyandJohnny]

I need to marry a nerd :D

[mearp69]

LOL Maj'ka

[tellshiar]

LOL, if there was a real Klingon baby then this is how I would picture them - too funny.

[Mishai87]

well when this say 8ft tall 220lb muscle guy its bit more badass:)

[Zirboman]

Kaamkio PREPARE FOR DOOM

[Rohan2300]

that is the most adorable "qa'plah" I've ever heard :P

[LibertineDeSade]

This is the most amazing thing I've ever seen... ever. I want a Klingon baby!!!

[Zullala]

Awwwww, that's so cute and nerdy x3! I love it

[stiffmajjthegiant]

what does gargach (sp?) mean, I heard it in an episode once but never found out what it meant.

[elijahdavidsmom]

Koi keh less pook load...

Koi pook beh poo

Yoch bow math bow je... shuv weee...

Say moach chu may... ew...

Mah shoov... mah nong... ej ma choch chew

Nee beh yin mahj... ach wov... coo

Bath ma chech bejj... ej yo... keej... dahk

Vav poo ma dee muv... pa rech ma shoov tach

Koo ma mev ko ma shoov tach, ma ov...

[Psittakos2]

Latter on we wonder why children treat so bad their own parents...

[emilyvance1]

what is he saying!! i want to know!! :P

[sw1337pickles]

cute

[unnamednewbie13]

69 people plus 25 people are HUMAN, not Klingon.

[kdc43]

Hmmm.....speaks fluent Klingonese already.

[malkerian]

HAHA, THAT'S FUNNY

[jubchuqun]

Someone said "child abuse" ... I don't think it's any worse than child beauty pageants or Halloween costumes....

Qapla' batlh je'!

K'Pach

[TheJiral]

Thats sick!

[Khounur]

majQa'!

[neils0501]

One day they're preparing for the rite of Ascension, the next day they beating their old man at Bat'leth practice. They grow up so fast.

[Dedokai32]

he's picking out which of his parents he's going to kill first

[rocklobsta1415]

dis babys adopted for sure, hahah he prolly got two daddys that beat off to star trek together

[lloyd007a]

Almost sounds like he's trying to say Qapla'! Awesome!!!

[Simgenx]

What use are klingon words to the child. The attention will be good for his growth, but the language he learns is useless. Keep in mind what you are doing to the kid.

[kendrawhisp]

@Simgenx LOL are you nuts? "What use are klingon words to the child." That baby's gurggling you idiot, it sounds like Klingon because Klingon sounds like gurgling and grunting noises.

[Chiisainyo]

I need subtitles... I do not speak Klingon XD

[backfire357]

Ah yes the crudely drawn ridges of a warrior. I wish i were Klingon to.

[cromiconstopmotion]

He looks like Dragonforce's guitarist Herman Li XP

[Fuleadeare]

AAAWWWWWWWWW

[Gergeque]

Qapla'!

[SuprXer0]

star wars is better lol

[ringmaster316ms]

@SuprXer0 the xindi did in months what it took the empire years to pull off, thank you.

[EthalaRide]

ghu 'oH vaj HoS jIH ta' ghobe' Sov nuq ghaH 'oH ja'ta' 'a 'ach 'a vam 'oH Daq tlhIngan

[profblahson]

lawl

[MsGeekchick]

aww!!!! such a cute little warrior!!!

[WheGotBoredVideos]

oooooh that is adorable

He will be a great warrior later!!!!

[theonlyreallaz]

SoH chenmoHta' wIj jaj

[MARGARELON]

That is a tad more creepy than cute.

[rashida7777]

If you were a Trekkie you would understand the joke! Klingons immerse their children in warfare arts early. This is a vid made for Tekkies from the fantasy genre..give the parents a freakin' break! BTW, it is no more horrendous than dressing kids up as witches, mass murders, and demons/zombies celebrating a dark pagan Holy Day as halloween.

Once again cute kid..makeup or no! I'm sure the kid will laugh about this when he's older!

[wavelength121]

i don't get it

[jgrayloughrea]

sick sick sick. its a sad day when parents get a laugh out of seeing their child holding a knife toy or not.

[sotuelamos]

beam these parents down scotty !!

[jjsbarbie]

If you cannot fail, you cannot succeed.

[IRONMANAustralia]

@orangecrushed42 I could have sworn there was something in the Child Abuse Prevention Act against teaching children Klingon as a first language.

Or maybe that was threatening them with ejection out an airlock for not doing their homework, I always get this sci-fi stuff confused ...

No wait ... I'm reading it now, and apart from the prohibition against giving your child a Dalek mutant as a cuddly squeeze toy, it doesn't mention science fiction whatsoever.

What an unforgivable oversight!

[theglurgle]

@orangecrushed42 Please explain. Try not to be ignorant or irrelevant, though.

[Godxela18]

do people really believe the shit fest that is trek is better than star wars? try again fags. and good job making your baby into a failure at such a young age. i will pray for it

[yaosio]

Your child will grow into a great warrior! Ka'pla!

[Xakana]

lol, that's great. Very cute!

[Pahjx]

Qapla'

[CetiAlphaVI]

Did you sharpie your baby's head?

I seriously heard a Qapla' at 0:18

[jessicaj]

child abuse

[jjsbarbie]

When you insult a Klingon's honor, prepare for trouble.

[Tearanon]

@jjsbarbie And if you are Romulan, Make it double!

( sorry, couldn't help myself. )

[l00kel00ke]

@jessicaj Dont worry the force is strong with us, a Klingon can't take on a Jedi >:)

[warfan7x]

@jessicaj how is this any different from Halloween idiot?

[kendrawhisp]

@jessicaj dressing up and face painting? Child abuse? Really?

[beano911]

@jessicaj  ditto

[rashida7777]

I totally love this vid! The baby is so cute! Klingon or not!

For all u haters!!..why watch?! Trekkies really do appreciate vids like this! The wig, make-up, and dagger stole the show! Kewl props. Beats any other blah blah baby vids out there!

Live long and prosper!

[vetlerradio]

I hope you don't teach klingon to your child...

[100percentrekkie]

Hah! That's great! For anyone that ever said nerds don't reproduce, there's hope for me yet!

[jjsbarbie]

Klingons are a proud race, and we intend to go on being proud.

[j0ofez]

@jjsbarbie Pity you're a human then.

[CurranDobbs]

@jjsbarbie So are nerds!!!

[Allisonlovessamiches]

@100percentrekkie im a nerd and i intend on reproducing lol no worries there! i will continue on the nerd legacy.

[munificent7]

I think there might be some Gagh in his diaper

To change it would be honorable

[jjsbarbie]

Live Gagh is my warrior's favorite dish!

[CetiAlphaVI]

0:18 is totally kaplah

[Kcure57]

Hab SoSlI' Quch!

[kevfromMA]

please nerds do not have babies, or at least dont turn your babies into mini yous

[andresblazeit420]

ive had it up to here with all these damn baby videos!

[gamerzchik]

what is he saying?

Sorry I don't speak klingon

[tesseraktik]

As far as I can tell, it's just puq Hol {baby talk}.

[panchosansa]

i always thought trekkis shouldn´t breed... lol joke :)

[McStabYou]

So do they speak Klingon around the house and English when they go out in public?

[cdowg187]

Okay now let's see him sing the tale of Kahless, and attack the romulan baby next door. lol

Remember children, death before dishonor! lol

[Pvic]

Nerds! They are breeding!

[NodDisciple1]

What an adorable Qa'Hom!  XD

[flowerfaerie087]

OMG so creepy! He looks like a witch or something! x

[Kurr63]

It sounded like he was asking for Gagh!

[LethbridgeStewart]

This poor kid is going to be so embarrassed by this in a few years.

[LETHLSS]

Kirk's next foe!! =O

[djdickey]

I wish I had thought of this but my Qua' Hom didn't learn to speak until he was over one cycle old. Q'pla

[DreamsofCentaurs]

@.@ lemme guess ur a full trekkie? lol I like star trek and star wars and stargate I know more about SG than ST or SW :(

[Oceani]

lol mini alexander =p

[pubsterguy]

great stuff

[ShavaShav]

Imagine someone actually taught their children klingon as a first language

[rocas511]

I'm teaching my daughter Klingon. Or I will when she is about two.

[7410n0]

according to wiki, people have

[Treemeadow]

Someone has. He only spoke Klingon to his son, but it wasn't the first language. His son was "bilingual" in Klingon and English.

[dee1195]

@ShavaShav pretty sure its been done

[Forlo12345]

@ShavaShav SOmeone did teach klingon to their child as their first language. I read about it when I was in high school. The state wouldn't consider him/her bilingual, however. I beg to differ.

[Trek001]

@ShavaShav well... not to blow my own trumpet or anything, but...

[spock431]

@ShavaShav someone from the Klingon language institute tried bu he eventually rejected speaking klingon

[JAnyDot]

I can kind of remember Star Trek, I don't know what Klingon sounds like but he looks like one. :D Really cute.

[JAnyDot]

Hahah, how did this even happen?

[sodukube1]

Teach him esperanto!

[ndfaifd852]

stuped!!!!!!!!

[x8828364s]

cute^^

[Idiotamericagf123]

aww! ^^ what a cutie.. i wanna take that baby home and teach him how to fight. lol. klingon style!! XD

[LaLizeth]

lol XD