I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT AVGN!: Robocop 2 and 3

[Tonio31]

Why so many MLP videos? -->

[chincherrinas]

He used Hamburglar because of his obsession with food.

[megamanrocks99]

Are...you....a brony?....

[DLAbaoaqu]

@megamanrocks99 What's it to you?

[Gelatop]

Ponies? Hay yeah!

[ClassicGameLover]

Holy shit! This was even funnier than your assault on his Aladdin video! Good job!

[SuperJustinChannel]

Anyone notice that the 7-UP SNES sign is at a different height compared to the fence between when ROB first strolls up to it and when he fires at Prime?

[theknightswhosayfrak]

@SuperJustinChannel I did notice that. It is a pretty funny sign though. Kind of hindshadowing to a previous episode. Like the Rabbot shaped hole in the mall In Aqua Teen Hunger Force.

[comedyloverism]

@5:33 don’t forget the xbox game.

[Algahiem]

Well, I can honestly say that Bores never disappoints, for my expectations of him cannot sink any lower than the already have.

[MrThestig8]

At 4:59 when we see "Not James Rolfe" why do I have the feeling that Boring Man did that on purpose?

[ProtoNinJaProduction]

PIG POWWA IN TEH FREAKIN' HOUSE! ;D

[Majorasword64]

'I failed!? How the hell did that happen!?' I guess he hasn't realised he's bad at games...

[MikeyS9607]

Oh god yes even moar ponies, and GALVATRON?! You are too awesome!

[MikeyS9607]

So watching Boring man with commentary by DLAbaoaqu, and... IT'S YOU!!!! Rainbow Dash! Yes, just.. YES. Great job on this riff, and all your other ones.

[gshowguy]

BTW, speaking of Transformers and My Little Pony...

Did you see the Death Battle where Rainbow Dash PWNS Starscream? Man, that was (voicecrack) SO AWESOME!

[nintendoneil]

who the fuck holds thier nes controller that close to thier face? bores is an ass clown

[Toongamer]

When you bring up the words "Take a shot" do I literally have to shoot him?

[gshowguy]

@Toongamer No, he means "shot" like drinking from a shot glass with whiskey.

[ksingh0590]

Half the shit you were complaining about you did yourself, like why hamburglar, what about that guy (can't remember name of the character or show) that says that's what. Or some really bad jokes like "Oh, a dime". Clearly you never seen Home Improvement, if you have, then you know what the "human fence" is from. I am not saying he has the best show out there, or if he did or did not get inspiration from james, but you taking the time out to hypercritically hate on him is just sad

[DLAbaoaqu]

@ksingh0590 Oh, I've seen "Home Improvement", it's just not every day that a fence randomly shows up indoors (i. e. his 7-Up video)

[Jazzypants2007]

@ksingh0590 As sad as you taking the time out to write a lengthy comment about how sad his life is, by chance?

[ExplorerDS6789]

4:31- "What a piece of Cowabunga shit."

[FlameOfSpirt]

I am very disappoint that ROB didn't kill the Evil gamer. Cause Evil is played by Chris Bores.

[ExplorerDS6789]

@FlameOfSpirt Evil Gamer can't be killed. He made a deal with Devil Bores

[usrlocalshare]

Also, the "they have taken my jetpack away and how do I jump that hole" from the Robocop 3 part looks totally like the same footage reused every time.

[usrlocalshare]

For some reason I keep thinking he only recorded the first level once or twice -- the same end-of-the-level footage is being shown several times, and he kills the same enemies all the time. Also, before the result report, the game shows the percentage of nuke collected and enemies arrested (not killed), but we don't see it at all.

[Philipthepatsy]

That's what! Hahahahah!

Brak! :D

[MrPopsicle43]

I actually got the jump he was "fustrated" with in Robocop 3 on my first try. No jetpack.

[MrXclio]

the more i see his face the more i want to swing an axe into it.

[gshowguy]

BTW, speaking of Rainbow Dash... and Bores' crappy imitations...

How bad do you think Bores would sound if he tried to imitate Ashleigh Ball's voice for the Sonic Rainboom pony?

[darkwee009]

@gshowguy Please don't give him ideas...

[raydrt]

4:00 - I like the way that guy just walks up to Robocop and tries giving him a handjob.

[DBZAOTA482]

2:42 = Nahh! He just finally farted after 5 years of constipation.

[DBZAOTA482]

I wonder how ROB went through his wall where his games were and it didn't leave a mess.

[DLAbaoaqu]

@xboxlivegb11 A Case of Spring Fever

[DBZAOTA482]

Unless his nutcase fanboys find the video then you're fine.

[ResettisReplicas]

Have you thought about doing some PeanutButterGamer? Watched one of his reviews - at first I thought "Hmm, he's allright, could do with a little less forced humor" but by the end I was like "Oh god it's nothing but forced humor!!! Someone shut him up already!!!!"

[SMRPGFAN101]

Um... slightly off topic, but what's with all the ponies I'm seeing and hearing about? My Little Pony has been mentioned in Hellsing920's live shows which I regularly listen to, and I was wondering what the heck this was all about.

[DLAbaoaqu]

@SMRPGFAN101 Check it out.

[IvanovIvanAKrutoi]

@DLAbaoaqu

Please do Irate Gamer's first "NEO" review, the New Simpsons Video Game review. This is actually a request from me.

[Darkmario82]

@DLAbaoaqu wait remember chris bores dosent read manuals he just want to play the game

[gshowguy]

Hell... Gordy the Pig and Tag Team are 1,000,000% cooler than Irate Gamer!!!

[gshowguy]

1:37 - "Check out the enclosed instruction book!" - CD-i Mario

[Croreloth]

in robocop 3 you can clearly see he ran out of fuel. thats why he couldn't use the jetpack. Also, i don't care if you're a brony. I think i might try and watch the show.

[Leatherbubba]

He's a bronie! This show has to be stopped!

[Rockjunky1995]

Even Big Macintosh finds Chris predictable.

[racksultana]

Intro srw og, fuck yeah

[TheKalimanMX]

1:32 i dont have time to read the manual,i just gotta play the game!

1:52 in ten seconds FLAT!

7:50 i sayed gaming gurus not GOROS.

8:15 what does the party button do? nana nana nanana nana nana nana getting jiggy with it.

only 3 more days for MLP:FIM season 2 =)

[latinoalex5]

And the best part is that Cry Wolf Productions can't remove this anymore XD

[Ixey5]

Just when you thought that Crisbo couldn't get any worse, THIS happens. For a "thrilling conclusion", this sure was boring.

Heck, he even made Rainbow Dash facehoof.

-_-

[BobOmbGuy]

1:25 I have to agree with Rainbow Dash, and I'm not even a Brony :/

[TVBRobotnikReturns]

Rainbow Dash's facepalm FTW!

[iNvictaStudios]

PIG POWA IN DA HOUSE!

[AllieRX87]

When he does that Megatron voice, he sounds like Stewie Griffin.

[iNvictaStudios]

Lunar LPS

[DLAbaoaqu]

@iNvictaStudios I have it, tried an SNES game and a Game Boy game. No results for either, even though it claimed a successful patch the text was still all in Japanese

[motherplayer]

@XLTitanXL Also should someone with Pokemon and Bakugan in their favorites really have any room to talk? :P

[motherplayer]

@XLTitanXL Eh. Can't please em all I suppose.

[motherplayer]

Jesus it seems his acting gets worse and worse! How the hell is that ever poss-oh wait its Bores so stupid question. Anyway nice to hear the Super Robot Wars music in the beginning. Always nice to see another fan(?) of the series like me.

[DLAbaoaqu]

@motherplayer It's just a shame the series has much copyright coming out of the ass.

[motherplayer]

@DLAbaoaqu Indeed. But there is the good fortune that you can still watch 90% of the various series though dubs and subs to help at least know what to expect from said series. And theres the original generation titles and a few SRW games have been English patched by fans. But yeah, still quite a shame all the same.

[DLAbaoaqu]

@motherplayer How do you patch games? I keep trying and it all comes out in Japanese.

[motherplayer]

@DLAbaoaqu A friend helped me out with it awhile back but christ I cant remember how to do it, but I'll ask him later for ya. But I do have SRW J for gba and it didn't require you put a patch, just DL the translated game and on GameFaqs, someone completely translated the script for SRW A if thats fine with you. I can link you to both if you're really interested.

[hi2321]

Well just wondering are you planning on putting up your earlier videos? anyway can't wait for the MK9 video

[DLAbaoaqu]

@XLTitanXL Resistance is futile.

[IsaacTales2]

@XLTitanXL Only if the MLP is FIM they can! Seriously that adaptation is fine, especially in the hands of Lauren Faust.

[Christhefireshark]

@XLTitanXL Watch the show... It's better than Bores. By a lot. Be 20% cooler and check out MLP FiM today!

[MrCornholio93]

Riff more kids!!!

[Christhefireshark]

Where did the video game jokes go? Now it's Megatron and Hamburglar?

[nintendoboy17]

@Christhefireshark Well, Bores did crack a "Grimace" joke in his Resident Evil 5 review.

[hi2321]

@nintendoboy17 Don't remind us of that "review" ever again for the greater good

[PlanetHell]

He's going the way of Tim Buckley and getting so boring he's not even entertaining to hate anymore.

[darkwee009]

I guess Bores was taking a page from Family Guy's Book of "Comedy", throw random pop-culture references, even if they make no damn sence.

[haleyastronomer]

What does Hamburglar have to do with Robocop? The same exact thing that Steve Urkel has to do with Mission Impossible. ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!!

[arthurarneiro]

When he was failing to jump over the gap, he just repeated the same clip 4 times.

Not as bad as slowing down the footage, but still...

[tacoman422]

Okay, this is going to sound weird, but I was actually disappointed that he didn't do more with his "story" in this video. I mean, with all the previous ones you at least got the impression that he was TRYING to be "epic" and whatnot, but with this one he just pisses away all of the dramatic buildup with a 1 minute scene of ROB shooting two or three of the supposedly powerful robots. Really disappointing.

[mr3urious]

3:13

"Bores hungry! Bores want eat!"

[TheFallenAngel231]

God he's so damn horrid....

[halfhumanhalfzombie]

Next time I hope.

[DaniellaChan92]

Bronies... gotta love them...

[AceAttorney9000]

8:02

That clip from the Transformers movie perfectly sums up Boring Man's entire show.

[FlyingVGuitarGuy]

doesnt chris know the law that c cop is not allowed to shoot unarmed men?

[Silentrobarchive]

I guess Bores failed to realize that you don't kill everything in sight in Robocop 2. You have to walk into certain people to advance. I think you have to have at least 60 percent, but I can't remember exactly.

He'd probably fail even worse at a game like Lethal Enforcers or Virtua Cop where there are a bunch of people you're not supposed to shoot.

[gshowguy]

Chris Bores is no Frank Welker. Trust me, he sucks at doing Megatron.

[metalcoola]

Hard to believe Youtube actally pay Bores for make these videos..

[Amurutimate]

So the ponies got to you, I see. *sigh* The internet is being infected with Mad Pony Disease... Ah well. Regardless, good review. And nice Nostalgia Critic reference at the end. ;)

[gamenerd4444]

We live in an age of computers, and he's too lazy to check what you're supposed to do online?

[ElderGodBrandon]

two words sum this game up fo rme in the day.....game genie

[RandomBat]

i wish you went over more on the plot hole - like why does he reviews games when the city is in under an attack of clone robots - he should be hiding or call the police, wich dosen't seem to do anything too,

or why when ROB shot the robot clones they vaporised, and they are made of metal, and when he shot the evil gamer he only got cartoonaly burnt.

but good video, tough.

[PsychoKittyNet]

Dude, you made my night! Keep them coming.

[fryderweeniepopo]

You my friend, just became 20% cooler

[Spagettieater9000]

Rainbow Dash and Big Macintosh references?

I love you man!

[TheHugbees]

So how do you beat the first level anyhow?

[DLAbaoaqu]

@TheHugbees Would you believe there's a secret elevator that takes you into a sewer?

[DarrenWatson64]

@TheHugbees In Robocop 2, to get past the first level, you must collect all the nukes and ARREST the criminals, not shoot them. Once again, Bores is stupid to know that Robocop doesn't kill criminals.

As for Robocop 3, to jump over the hole, you could shoot the enemy shooting at you first, then slowly reach the tip of the edge to jump over. Notice that Bores isn't close to the edge when he made the jump.

[supahdupahguy81]

@TheHugbees

halfway through the level there's a secret passage to a bonus room which has lots of nuke in it....

you need something like 80% of nuke to move on to level 2

[ShadowChozo]

3 days ago:

"my 2 cents are saying Evil Gamer will get to nowhere with, WHATEVER sub-plot bores copypasted from Linkara"

what happened again?

PS: I might not be an English Expert, ¿but don´t you say "shrunk"?

[DLAbaoaqu]

@ShadowChozo Depends on the tense.

[TheHeroOfTomorrow]

ZOMG UR A BRONY...nah, just kidding, I'm one too. xD

Also, this was probably your best IG review so far. You had a lot of great jokes, and the ending was inspired.

[IsaacTales2]

@TheHeroOfTomorrow Agreed. What more can be said really?

[GamerNinjaX]

oh and when you mentioned castlevania 3, he also has a poster of super metroid right beside it, and that game has alot of backtracking.

[GamerNinjaX]

Man the irate gamer overacts too much, and it doesnt help that he is copying the nerd either.

[Rafa3l16]

So his city is being invaded and he sends a tiny robot to deal with it. Mean while, instead of doing something reasonable, like evacuating his home or hiding somewhere, he decides to review games? Sense this does not make.

Also at 4:01, "defeat" the game Bores? Really, you couldn't use a better word than "defeat"? Is he playing a game or fighting it? How does he fight a game? Does he destroy the cartridge? Well, I guess he ended up "defeating" robocop 2. Logic is non existant here.

[Videogamester11]

@Rafa3l16 What the hell is up with these super villains(evil twin, devil, shadow lord, etc). Of all the people in the world to kill, why pick a fat fuck in Ohio? Bores has all these new reviews out and he has not yet face the Shadow Overlord.

Bores playing more than one character implies he doesn't have many friends in his life. Damn, Is Wise Sage his ONLY friend?!? How sad :(

[Renelia9418]

Boring Man complaining about "giant gaps" you had to jump over? Hello, Super Mario Bros. had them too.

Anyone else noticed how Boring Man failed to read the on-screen objectives (and possibly the in-game manual) in Robocop 2?

[DrGnockerz]

@Renelia9418 Possibly the in-game manual? Bores doesn't read those, you just gotta play it!

[stuff456789]

Rainbow Dash at 1:26????

YOUR A BRONY?????

[DLAbaoaqu]

@stuff456789 My "A Brony" is what?

[stuff456789]

@DLAbaoaqu .............you showed 2 MLP clips, what other explanation is there

unless, UNLESS Y-YOUR,.......idk what you are other than a GOD OF REVIEWING NOOBS wow im bored today

[DLAbaoaqu]

@stuff456789 Are you ghost of the kid in that Atari Space Games ad?

[stuff456789]

@DLAbaoaqu I DON'T KNOW???

-that atari kid from that atari commercial which i can't remember from

[sobeAdam]

Oh, and FIRST WOWZERS GO ME

[sobeAdam]

Not to be a dick or anything, but i'm honestly surprised people even still give a shit about IG.

That being said, do some more NC17. He's infinitely worse.

[DLAbaoaqu]

@sobeAdam But everyone loves it when I riff Bores.

[sobeAdam]

@DLAbaoaqu Yeah that's true, i've noticed that as well.

Still, i'm just throwing out a request, that's all.

[Mariofreakman]

NOBODY GETS FIRST

[GamerNinjaX]

@Mariofreakman sort of implying that you just said first but whatever NOBODY GETS SECOND XD