DAVID CROSS IN CHINA (part 1)

[iliketouploadstuff]

3:32 funniest part :D

[irt788]

"I ate a dog for you!"

[harmonyordie]

the way they translate the menu in English is hilarious....

[WoodBecker2747]

sigh i am from seattle

[JustBeatItNow]

you just went to marry a asian woman

[karmadhyana]

This is genius on so many levels. Sooo many levels...

[ontariobuds]

"The dried scallop pine SUB slightly fires the emperor"

XD

[MrDorkusMaximus]

I know that this is a comedy bit, but perhaps it's a bad influence on ignorant Americans. Oh, well, whatta ya gonna do? It may just be a perfect parody of Americans visiting another country. It's hard to tell, with Cross, because he's so tongue-in-cheek, and only the truly clever will get his point. For all I know, he's mocking the fact that most Americans who go to China, and other countries, behave in a foolish manner. Which is, typically, true.

[kakashi1992e]

You don't even know what Chinese culture is you ignorant buffoon.

Your attitude is the same as SO many closed-minded Americans who go to a different country: extreme disrespect of the native culture; a tendency to judge native ways with purely Western outlook; and lastly, and a refusal to actually understand the native people, instead preferring to seek out the Superbowl, Starbucks, &other hallmarks of the US.

Although you may be in Shanghai, I am sure you haven't learned a thing about China.

[Craxblorg]

@kakashi1992e Either I love your dry humor or you are truly dumb.

[AylmerAnnie]

It starts getting really good at 4:46 and just doesn't stop.

[szgilleco]

You guys surprised that Chinese eats dogs, however in china only blockhead eat turkey, all chinese eat chicken.

[Nurr0]

Nothing worse about eating dog than other animals. They're only companions because we keep them as pets... If we all kept small pigs as pets we'd probably be against that too. They're pack animals, so are many others but we don't give a damn about them.

[livardo]

that shit with the laminated "catalogues" can also be seen in China ... town, NY

[SuperTrancend]

oh hell ya i love vice guide, and this has david cross yeees!

[catra195]

Seahawks got robbed that year

[konatown5]

Tobias 3:58 lol

[ontariobuds]

The dried scallop pine SUB slightly fires the emperor

BWAHAHAH!

[AttackMyAss]

How much is the rent?

[idakinlikes]

I've been hammered in that bar!!!!

[rabb1txx]

I laughed so much at him holding up the picture while he's eating it.

[nilbud]

"for some reason they are allowed" ho ho ho it's just indoctrinated in.

[krakkajackson]

Why has no one ever commented on this? 32000 hits

[pokemonkid4446]

:o i can go to china i live in NYC

[buhgzy]

David has balls to eat dog

[murdockqotsa]

scary movie 2? LOL

I bet his friends give him shit for .. what was it? alvin and the chipmunks? or some bullshit animation shit.

[Vajrayana514]

@murdockqotsa He said that was the most money he's ever made and paid for his house :p

[murdockqotsa]

@Vajrayana514 And I don't blame him for doing it... I mean he's still doing his stand up and its not like he's had to change who he is for the job.

People who cry sellout are lame... in the same situation they'd do the same in a heartbeat.

BUT... I'd still give him shit for it if I was his friend haha.

[iscream22]

@murdockqotsa Couldnt have said it better myself

[Idolcruisefix]

i thought it was illegal to sell anything over there. do those folks keep much of the profits?

[davidkate08]

david cross making him hold his hand is awesome

[freezazoid]

this whole going through the earth and ending up in china business is starting to bug me.

China and the US are both in the Northern Hemisphere. If you're in the northern hemisphere and go through the center of the earth in a straight line, you will always end up in the southern hemisphere.

The closest you'll get to another country going directly thru the earth from america would be Australia I believe.

[SemajPetrille]

How much did that Vice douche pay to hang out with David Cross?

[danielgenalo]

Why does everyone on youtube seem to despise Gavin. I mean he is a co-founder of Vice. Why is he a douche? What did he do wrong? Maybe I missed this.

[silverfuck]

"and water pressure is good?"

haha, i love david cross

[forestofredwoods]

tobias!

[fooshfoosh]

"AMERICA WON THE SUPERBOWL AGAIN!!"

[irtimed]

NO! YEA! NO! YEA! NO! YEA!

[Wildcatbeer]

off to china to an american bar

[FuckOppression]

course the chinese guard dont care... theyre ripping off american merchandise lol

[illustriouschin]

my favorite part of the dog is the foot pads

[danielvittet]

lmao. I love it when they explode and they're wearing uncle sam outfits.

[Alkaline850]

"We won spring break"

[tom0326]

ugly american, hehehe.

[mikeyaaa]

the dried scallop pine SUB slightly fires the emperor

hahaha

[Abomination421]

LOL Best part of the whole thing was the restaurant "Oh I understand". "I could just eat you up, oh I just did!"

[djscottferguson]

hahah! America won the superbowl again!!!

[notabook]

I love you David Cross.

[SlyStonedFunkyMonk]

Dee Be Dee

[12er5t7y]

AMERICA WINS

[OneHorribleMind]

They already have a show like that. It's called The Simple Life.

[GnosticAtheist]

Pussy.

[Marumasa]

lmao -7??

[guitarguy93]

I could eat you up!

Sounds like something Tobias would say.

[mockduckcompanion]

toilet paper beards :D

[bigupdadavidcross]

you really shouldn't be watching this or making comments if you can't get you head round his humour. you youtube whining little bitch.

[Darusdei]

whining little bitch pussy boy hahahaha :D

and what does that say about your character? oh yes, all hail to the mighty keyboard warrior :DD

[3Mike64]

HAHA LMAO!

[sneeb]

This is probably the greatest thing

[rkgrau]

LOL!

WE DID IT! America wins the superbowl again!

[robbo729]

i love how they hold hands

[black0jackass]

so jews too eat dogs.

[lukemhunter]

FUCK1nG HILARI0US USA!!!!

[PhantomOfFunk]

AHAAHAHA AWESOME

[Seedr0]

UHMERIKA...

...FUHK YIEA!

[nickcagefanclub08]

DBD!?

[WVUforREDSKINS]

LMAO @ "Oh I understand"

hahahha that part cracked me up.

[AtheistAaron]

"We'd have to take down a lot of these bags." LOL

[Eyedunno]

That was a great Super Bowl though. It was so awesome that America won again.

[Lukasi16]

Didn't realize david was so squeamish about eating dog considering he does a whole skit on how ridiculous it is that we don't eat dolphins because they are cute........also taking the piss of the level of English on the menu...classy...I'm sure his Chinese is much better...yet i still find him hilarious....SQUALGELS!!!!!!

[numbchucking]

"answer yer telephone!!.."

[calumisdead]

Scary Movie 3?

2.

2? Scarie Movie 2.

David was pissed lol.

[explosiveshrooms]

i wish it was BOB and david in china

[matticusprime]

Seconding this

[chrismedill]

Genius

[toreadoroflove]

whats with the weird editing?

[sverrg]

Man this makes me miss China so much :(

[nnubiletus]

woo look at me! i was in china! and i miss it!

[sverrg]

woo look at me! I'm replying condescendingly to a two month old off-hand comment by a random drunk person on the internet!

[BustedHeart]

I think it's still just weird to eat dog.

[Rythmboy]

wtf? "is water pressure good?" lol.

I want to get a fake GMC in china...a fake BMW and a fake Porsche for 1/5 the price. What a deal!!! motherf---s yeah~!

[Stanczyk44]

holy vomit-inducing editing

[BenightedAngel]

OMG!!!!

[maddingo12]

Meat is meat. If you can eat a cow I don't see how eating a dog is morally vile.

[Jessman695]

My thoughts exactly

[bcbcbcbudsbudsbuds]

what about a person, thats meat

[livardo]

If there's nothing else around to eat, damned right you're gonna eat a moterfucking man-rib with cheekbone!

[Seedr0]

Precisely why I'm a vegetarian.

[preachingsin]

Nothing morally. I think we have a weak natural repulsion to eating animals higher on the food chain for health reasons. Though with dogs we can control what they consume, so it really becomes a matter of deliciousness

[0wastedyouth0]

i wudnt eat a dog becuase theyre smart animals and loving

[swazidoughman]

Dogs are not smart, trust me i know, my dog sleeps in the middle of the road

[err2005]

hey whalleybanger, i completely concur.

[sajorojas]

FUckIN lmao

USA!  USA! We won the SUperbowl again!

[whalleybanger]

I don't understand how eating dog is different than eating any other meat. It tastes cuter?

[matticusprime]

To some people dogs are like companions, halfway between being a wild animal and a person. Most of those same people don't form any kind of emotional bonds with sheep or cows or what have you.

I'm more of a cat person myself.

[Lyph3]

@whalleybanger Because dogs are intelligent companion animals.

[JD0x0]

@whalleybanger exactly. we dont mind eating bucket loads of fried chicken but it's wrong to eat dog and cat? I mean it's not my cup of tea but i dont understand people's reasoning.

[HighPriestofLemuria]

@JD0x0 Food taboo has nothing to do with reason, but plays on the emotions pretty hard. Truly, there is no reason he should feel bad, he didn't like, abuse the dog before he ate, he didn't even know the dog. But, yet, he feels bad, and I have this irrational disapproval of what he did. Fascinating.

[TheAnxiousMan]

@whalleybanger because they have absolutely no welfare laws in China. The way they are kept and killed there is far worse than anything that would be allowed in the Uk or US.

[bonesdsm]

Did david really eat dog?

[Ahlschwede20J]

Completely awesome.

[MiamiBaller2k5]

haha David Cross is awesome. My favorite comedian.