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  • Part II: Wet Dreams

  • COBRAS.

  • she looks like Professor Snape

  • @ffles id bang her

  • @ffles

    @SlayerOfZombs Lay off the haterade guys..she's a cute Snape.

  • Why is professor snape in this video instead of Kelsey?

  • woh I shitted my pants :D and jizzed from the girl obviously =/

  • I had a teddy bear he has a rusty machete ahhhhh how we have grown

  • I used to snore just like him, then I took an arrow in the knee.

  • Female Snape

  • @ethanradd LOL!

  • Severus Snape got slightly hotter

  • who thought the thumbnail was snape???

  • LO frickin L

    

  • At the beginning she looked like Severus Snape...

  • @XMisterXPumpkinX That's why I clicked on the video..

  • I think it was really rude of the bitch to say that to Jason. He was probably dreaming about slaughtering some family then she disrespectfully woke him, which is why he growled at the end. I feel nothing for her, I would love to snore like Jason

  • Keep pressin' 4 for some old time doll advert shit (If you haven't seen the advert with the kids turning and laughing you won't get it)

  • Hold down 7 for Jason having a Seizure.

  • press 2 3 2 3 2 3 lol

  • press 7 for awesome bass.

  • CHAchacha CHAchacha

  • uh if normal snoring wasn't scary enough.......

  • no that was 8 seconds

  • @MrWooLyNippLe the film itself is 5 seconds , genius.

  • @MrWooLyNippLe

    Lol, I love seeing these replies. You're retarded. The actual skit/video is 5 seconds and the opening title and closing "The End" are 3 seconds.

  • @robotlou14 Jason is after you, look under the desk right now.

  • Jason was phone.

  • Is.... is she in a gorrila suit ?

  • Jason must have scared the 7th second with his snoring :s

  • XD

  • Could've been worse. Imagine sleeping next to Freddy Kruger. With his snoring, I'd imagine you'd wake up DEAD...tired.

  • Huh, a 5sf  where the highest rated comment isnt the entire sketch described by someone. Times are a'changing!

  • @FacelessDeviant And how wrong you were :3

  • @MrAltron Uh, nope?

  • Jason is lucky to be sleeping with her.

  • I'm trying that Uberman sleep diet, sounds fucking awesome

  • HEY EVERYONE /watch?v=Jz5Ubqhru7g at 0:21 ISNT THAT THE HOT GIRL FROM 5SF CREW?!?

  • @frbboi holy shit i think your right

  • @frbboi I think it is!

  • Jason has a safety machete.

  • 84th :DDD

  • @pwnzorgod You know how to count? Cool.

  • @PllSteinar actually i have no idea how to count

    the number next to all comments told me

  • looks like snape

  • im the guy at parties who spits in ppls drinks

  • FIRST!!

  • @waarde2 AAAAAAAARGH FUCK!!

  • Hi

  • lol love it

  • lmao

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  • I'll settle for comment 69 instead

  • I so wanted to be viewer 69...

  • 1377 here.

  • viewer number i hate you

  • im viewer 1,377

  • I am so 1337

  • 1377 th

  • she kinda looked like Snape in the beginning... hawt.

  • I can see it right now, it says I'm 1,377

    Stop lying guys, it's unbecoming.

  • no im wiever 1,377

  • Haha...the sleeping bag kill from part 7 is one of my favorite Jason kills. Also "machete teddy bear" is my new favorite term.

  • Thank god the christmas kids are gone.

  • under neath that mask is a lovable axe murder

  • The sex is murder.

  • @hkfreak hi hkfreak

  • @jojotjuh The Sex Is Murder

  • @hkfreak nigga whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?

  • @hkfreak YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!

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  • a few seconds after Fred killed him in his dream

  • this is some scary shit xD

  • friday 13th part 13: Jason widows himself

  • Lol @JullianCheese XD

    And why is Jason sleeping? Shouldn't he be working?

  • Anybody else notice what appears to be a ":D" face on the mask?

  • I cant hear what he says :(

  • w00t 303:th viewer!! ;D

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  • We all knew Jason loved his Mom, but...

  • Friday the 13th Part 12: Jason Gets Married

  • @danetucker wrong title

    Friday the 13th Part 12: Jason Is Fucked For Life

  • chachacha...CHAChacha

  • ROFL.

  • 17th

  • @raxoTV correction. 18th.

  • Freddys jealous.

  • 20th!

  • @WagglyPie1 correction, 16th.

  • Smoke the baloney,

  • I hate the first couple of people that comment on videos, I hope you get hit by an automobile of some kind.

  • HOLY SHIT I'M ONE OF THE FIRST VIEWERS. Now let me think of something clever to say

    FURST HHURUHRUR no shut up.

  • @Bloodtoastie HURP DURP

  • @Bloodtoastie It could be a pilot for one of their new videos! XD

  • @Bloodtoastie oh yeah? i'm viewer 1337

  • @masterjon3 I'm viewer 1,377 :P

  • @masterjon3 I'm viewer 1,377, lol

  • @Bloodtoastie Reverse psychology, I get it. I get it. Good plan dude, very very very clever.

  • @Bloodtoastie u mad bro?

  • @Bloodtoastie you sir win an internet.

  • @Matikz007 *ma'am

  • @Bloodtoastie xP you ma'am win an internet <3

  • @Bloodtoastie you did just say it though

  • @theuglyhairmonster

    I don't remember him denying it.

  • @Artanis186 anyone else in the world APART from an american would understand what im saying

  • from christmas to halloween

    what do

  • APPLE

  • ahaaa

  • SEVENTH MOTHERF-!!!

  • @6rasta6bhoy6 nope. you got 8.

  • 6th!

  • I would hate to wake up and force myself up only to find a machete in my chest.

  • 4th!

  • first!!

  • @aveyowyns ...to fail.

  • @SuperDaveTV lol. u think we care?

  • @WagglyPie1 I have no idea who you are.

  • @WagglyPie1

    you care enough to take the time out of your day to tell me you don't care...

  • Boo

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