Id like to bring back the Wolf Packs to sink their yachts with these rich dushbags going down with the ship LOL. they should just hang Madoff and others like him like this Dimon asshole. He looks like a typical bad guy from a Bruce Willis Movie
We not just talking numbers here this is people getting ripped off so rich schmucks can drink wine that cost $36.000 a bottle and have people kissing there ass. and have yachts and go on elaborate vacations and have more expensive cars than they need Like JAY LENO who is not funny and isn't worth what he is paid Nor is Jim Carey Paris Hilton, all of Hollywood, and political figures that get on TV and say the dumbiest sht. Senators Congressmen, all need to be shot or at least made broke
CDOs are BS that are so complicated that they don't make sense and boggle The mind there is an old saying "if you can't dazzle them with brilliance Baffle them with Bullshit.That what banks and wall street does so That we are so baffled with the scams they pull> they should be taken out into a field and Shot by the Gastopo.
A friend of mine just lost 17% of his investment, which totaled $27.000 in one month with Morgan Stanley and his broker quit to sell insurance and wanted my friend to come work for him. Morgan Stanley has yet to explain how he lost so much in one month . What a bunch of crooks I think his broker ripped off lots of people to open an insurance Company
You clearly don't understand how Wall Street works. Complicated derivatives such as CDOs (which are bundled sub-prime mortgages) are barely understood by the most brilliant men on Wall-Street, and they represent a minuscule part of a banks practices. The fact that a CEO, whose job has NOTHING to do with CDOs, doesn't understand how they work, is completely reasonable. Jamie Dimon managed to make money during the recession by learning about them. For that, he SHOULD be commended.
@BeingNobody1956 Clearly American standards for what makes someone fat are somewhat different from the rest of the world - though that's hardly suprising coming from the country that reduced its obesity figures by redefining obesity.
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Its biased because this guy has a passionate dislike for Jamie Dimon. Lowenstein probably has a passionate liking for him (obviously if he was complimenting his physical traits). If Cenk was an unbiased person he would not be bursting with frustration and emotion. He obviously has strong feelings, which is great, however feelings and emotions do not make for accurate reporting, the usually create biased reporting that are skewed toward personal beliefs.
@parkerchewbacca I have strong feelings about the Nazis, I sure don't like them at ALL. Those strong feelings are the product of fact. Does this make me biased against Nazis? I like to think it's possible to be disgusted at a person's actions and still have legitimate reasons behind that disgust. Do you dispute Cenk's points? If so, that's fine - let's hear about it. But saying he's biased just because he doesn't like the guy... Yeah, that seems a little silly. His dislike seems based ON fact.
@parkerchewbacca You have a point, but his claims have truth to it. Manipulating silver? Illegally foreclosing on military family members' homes? Jefferson County? Btw these are all to profit illegally -- so whenever i hear about their earnings it's almost like a cocaine/marijuana kingpin telling me he's super-rich. I'm not some hippie who thinks corporations are evil and are terrorists, but I do believe this scumbag jamie AT MINIMUM should be grilled by the WH for his illegal behavior
It's interesting that this guy hates Lowenstein for a biased report on Jamie Dimon. So, instead of trying to one up Lowenstein in responsible journalism, he commits the same sin of biased reporting. I guess he thought he was different since he disagreed with Lowenstein. If Lowenstein wrote a column that portrayed Dimon as a crook and villain, the guy in the video would praise Lowenstein. Since it was the opposite he hates him. But I guess people hate others for values that they also possess.
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"His buttocks quivered with anticipation as I nestled my nose betwixt those heavenly buns of glistening steel. 'Mmm, poofume No.5,' said a proud Dimon, as he guffed his heavenly scent up my expectant blow holes. I simply hadn't the heart to tell him that he'd followed through." ROGER LOWENSTEIN, NYT
That is journalism today. They can't just give you facts, information etc. You know, report the news. They have to fill up the empty space of what they are not telling you with their idea of entertainment. That's why news articles read like entries in prose writing contests. Unfortunately they are all terrible writers. (or they'd be writers.) And they're certainly not fucking journalists. Society would be better off if they were welfare cheats and heroin addicts.
I will never deal with JP-Morgan Chase not after what they did to my family. They decided to cancel my mom credit card. There were a lot of bills to pay so she decided on one payment just to pay the interest on the balance rather then the minimum. They jacked the rate up to 30% It was simply impossible to pay, refused to work with us, then they went after my sister destroying her credit score and threatened my father, who had divorced 8 years prior trying to force him to pay.
One ounce of silver bought by enough of the population and JP Morgan won't be able to afford the silver which they, at this point, so desperately need.
But don't take my word for it. Check it out. (^_^)
This cock-sucking extravaganza of an article definitely precedes the fall of the organization. They are trying desperately to build confidence in investors as a last resort.
@xspeechofangels I was just gonna say that. Every time you see such shameless puff pieces like this, or see some company on cnbc talking about how much they kick major ass, it's like a giant red flag. Get Out, This Shit Is Going South.
I watched this video twice... super entertaining and brutally honest... Cenk deserves some kind of an award for journalism and another one for acting out the personality behind the bullshit article
I saw another one of these crap/"service" articles in NewsWeek about Rupert Murdoch. It began with, "Murdoch stays in tip top shape, in the mornings he shadow boxes for an hour and then runs 2 brisk miles. Then he makes the decisions for the most powerful company in the world."
But including the fact that he did not know what these dirivitives were, what is that? Comedy gold? Great investigative journalism? Complete fuckup? All three?
I don't understand why people aren't protesting banks, boycotting certain big banks (Bank of America), etc. I wish my fellow college students weren't so narcissistic, childish and complacent... Anyone else feel they were born to a wrong generation/decade?
@bobino2468 Oh, yeah. I'm not saying that I'm wonderful or the most hard-working guy in the world--but most people my age are idiots who feel entitled to have whatever they want without having to work for it. They get into careers which require the least amount of work, and complain about how much they have to do. They know so little about the real world.
@bobino2468 I seriously feel like we are an end of an empire, we are gonna become like Rome or Babylon and just die off in ignorant lust and gluttony. Then become like europe as small countries and utterly be bombsauce.
because you are a moron and your fellow students aren't. you weren't born in the wrong generation, you were just born wrong - and shouldn't have been born in the first place.
@BeveledSpilchOnion his company is very good at it. Whenever you hear of shady stuff happening on Wall Street you usually hear about boa. Ithink jpm is just about if not MORE unethical/illegal than boa, but boa doesn't have the 'cover-up' skills that jpmc does. This scumbag jamie belongs in a jail cell. It's stunning how, instead of being on the defensive in a criminal/civil trial, he's on the OFFENSIVE protesting regulations while using words like "villify" when describing himself
do you know who enabled the banks to get into derivatives?? it was the solid liberal thinker, Bill Clinton who deregulated the banks in 1999 and who screwed everything up much further by mandating Fannie Mae to force bankers into making loans to people who shouldn't have even been allowed into banks! Ha ha!!
the liberal asshole who started all this housing crap was peanut brained (aka progressive) Jimmy Carter with his CRA.
the bankers took advantage of opportunities provided by stupid libs
I'm not going to say you're wrong, but definitely put Congress and the Senate in that list (both parties). I don't feel it's ever fair to put wholesale blame on presidents for what laws are given to them. They do have various things directly on their heads (war in Iraq, negotiated deals with drug companies, etc).
I think the mandate to offer loans would have worked well at <250k loans. at the same time people got the max increased to 450k or whatever. ludicrous.
you show definite signs of common sense and knowledge of American politics!
there can never be any justification for politicians to dictate to bankers what lending rules they should follow when risking their own money and money from depositors! This was the worst and reckless act of social engineering in our history! Something i learned with higher education and bitter business experience is that in this world, implementing social goals ALWAYS carries high unexpected costs
@genie0390 Then how come it is called the Gramm Leach Bliley Act?
The CRA did not cause this. If that was the case, Fannie and Freddie would not have survived the first generation of mortgages that they made under the CRA. They only went toxic when they were allowed to bundle them into a whole bunch of worthless dirivitives and then sell them off.
Otherwise, they would have had to make sure the mortgagees had all their paperwork and make sure those were GOOD LOANS.
@dangerouslytalented well he's so absolutely sure that this is all liberal's fault, that it must be Clinton's wrong-doing. Forget the fact that it was conservatives that wanted to deregulate, not liberals.
Your statement is 100% right. Actually, I think Cenk made the same point on a clip a few months ago about how long the CRA has been around and if it's their fault, why did it blow up 30 years after?
wouldnt tryingto make this guy seem like a good person who cant do anything wrong be considered INFORMATION TERRORISM?? after all, making a pickle seem like a twinkie is wrong information.
@oORockMyHoleOo It's not information terrorism because it's not information. If the article said the truth, now that would be dangerous and anti-american!!!
it's called a eulogy and is usually done to dead people to make them seem better than they were in life. in this case it is dreadful toadying. i expect he will receive a large sum of cash from an unknown source in the near future if he has not already.
The stuff about Dimon and other CEO's not knowing what's happening in their companies and about most CEO's not even asking questions, should just add to the mountain of reasons why these douchebag's should NOT be making 5-600 times more than the average employee in their companies - any moron could have done the same thing as them, and most morons would probably have done a better job.
Of course we're all moron's for continuing to let these people run (and ruin) our economy ;)
@TZ3k They don't know, because they don't WANT TO KNOW.
It is called plausible deniability. If they have to show up in court, the less they know, the better. Let the traders and those who designed and sold the loans and dirivitives hang for it.
First it happened with politicians, and now it's happening with the people who own the politicians.
Get used to it, since we're going to be hearing about a lot more of this, because after we're done with "change" things are really going to change: and not in a way anyone on this planet is going to enjoy; since those getting good PR now are the ones who will buy the lives of nations in a decade.
He didn't anticipate minorities lying on their government backed mortgages? Which caused the cascade / financial meltdown? He should've talked to me first, i would've given him the lowdown.
@megagagnon1 So, the USA's mortgage system and such is so weak and shitty that a set number of minorities can instantly kill it and cause world-wide economic disaster?
@ZoneofZay The subprime mortgages were the first domino to fall, and it caused the cascade of failures. The banksters are to blame too, of course, with their derivatives that were rooted in the subprimes, but the fact remains if there weren't subprime borrowers, ie people who shouldn't own, they should rent, then the derivatives based on them wouldn't have existed.
@megagagnon1 Subprime loans work up to a point, the point being the point where they started bundling them all into dirivitives, and therefore did not have to make sure they were good loans. If they could not have been made to work, Fannie and Freddie would have collapsed before the first generation of mortgages ran its course.
@dangerouslytalented It's foolish to have a system where banks have incentive to make bad loans, but taking a loan you know you can't afford is a mark of bad character.
@megagagnon1 ... bad character or foolishness... Those who were selling these loans were deliberately misleading them into believing that they could afford them, and pressured into doing so.
@megagagnon1 It was basically anybody who thought they could pull one over on the banks. Also, it was people who thought that they COULD pay off the mortgages, but would not have been given one because of their backgrounds and stuff...
Wow. Lowenstein should be getting some GREAT blowjobs from Dimon for this worthless puff piece. Hope so cause he sure loves sucking that CEO corporate dick.
You are amazing, if people watched channels like this instead of music videos, the world would be a much smarter/better place.
mckenna2502 5 months ago
What is the point of your gibberish? Tell us something useful but don't be a clown and keep repeating ad nauseam what everyone already knows.
reverenceforall 5 months ago
The Juden capitalistic system is falling apart GREAT
Hugh983 5 months ago
Id like to bring back the Wolf Packs to sink their yachts with these rich dushbags going down with the ship LOL. they should just hang Madoff and others like him like this Dimon asshole. He looks like a typical bad guy from a Bruce Willis Movie
Hugh983 5 months ago
We not just talking numbers here this is people getting ripped off so rich schmucks can drink wine that cost $36.000 a bottle and have people kissing there ass. and have yachts and go on elaborate vacations and have more expensive cars than they need Like JAY LENO who is not funny and isn't worth what he is paid Nor is Jim Carey Paris Hilton, all of Hollywood, and political figures that get on TV and say the dumbiest sht. Senators Congressmen, all need to be shot or at least made broke
Hugh983 5 months ago
CDOs are BS that are so complicated that they don't make sense and boggle The mind there is an old saying "if you can't dazzle them with brilliance Baffle them with Bullshit.That what banks and wall street does so That we are so baffled with the scams they pull> they should be taken out into a field and Shot by the Gastopo.
Hugh983 5 months ago
A friend of mine just lost 17% of his investment, which totaled $27.000 in one month with Morgan Stanley and his broker quit to sell insurance and wanted my friend to come work for him. Morgan Stanley has yet to explain how he lost so much in one month . What a bunch of crooks I think his broker ripped off lots of people to open an insurance Company
Hugh983 5 months ago
You clearly don't understand how Wall Street works. Complicated derivatives such as CDOs (which are bundled sub-prime mortgages) are barely understood by the most brilliant men on Wall-Street, and they represent a minuscule part of a banks practices. The fact that a CEO, whose job has NOTHING to do with CDOs, doesn't understand how they work, is completely reasonable. Jamie Dimon managed to make money during the recession by learning about them. For that, he SHOULD be commended.
Sariccia13 6 months ago
Jamie Dimon is the devil incarnate. This guy needs to hang, period.
BillymanWag 8 months ago
@respbs123 i wonder why everyone calls him fat. dont you have eyes? sure he has a disproportionately large head, but he is far from fat geez
BeingNobody1956 10 months ago
@BeingNobody1956 Clearly American standards for what makes someone fat are somewhat different from the rest of the world - though that's hardly suprising coming from the country that reduced its obesity figures by redefining obesity.
neverfearchrisishere 10 months ago
Cenk is so fuckin funny when he's sarcastic lmfao "wow...........he's so beautiful" hahahaha
BeastAP23 11 months ago
did the article say if he found any daimonds up there???
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get it?? ;P
cwongchung 1 year ago
No no no... there's nothing on Dimon's desk because no one taught him to read yet. :D
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NetworkWaves 1 year ago
Its biased because this guy has a passionate dislike for Jamie Dimon. Lowenstein probably has a passionate liking for him (obviously if he was complimenting his physical traits). If Cenk was an unbiased person he would not be bursting with frustration and emotion. He obviously has strong feelings, which is great, however feelings and emotions do not make for accurate reporting, the usually create biased reporting that are skewed toward personal beliefs.
parkerchewbacca 1 year ago
@parkerchewbacca I have strong feelings about the Nazis, I sure don't like them at ALL. Those strong feelings are the product of fact. Does this make me biased against Nazis? I like to think it's possible to be disgusted at a person's actions and still have legitimate reasons behind that disgust. Do you dispute Cenk's points? If so, that's fine - let's hear about it. But saying he's biased just because he doesn't like the guy... Yeah, that seems a little silly. His dislike seems based ON fact.
Stairc 1 year ago
@parkerchewbacca You have a point, but his claims have truth to it. Manipulating silver? Illegally foreclosing on military family members' homes? Jefferson County? Btw these are all to profit illegally -- so whenever i hear about their earnings it's almost like a cocaine/marijuana kingpin telling me he's super-rich. I'm not some hippie who thinks corporations are evil and are terrorists, but I do believe this scumbag jamie AT MINIMUM should be grilled by the WH for his illegal behavior
111WLee 11 months ago
It's interesting that this guy hates Lowenstein for a biased report on Jamie Dimon. So, instead of trying to one up Lowenstein in responsible journalism, he commits the same sin of biased reporting. I guess he thought he was different since he disagreed with Lowenstein. If Lowenstein wrote a column that portrayed Dimon as a crook and villain, the guy in the video would praise Lowenstein. Since it was the opposite he hates him. But I guess people hate others for values that they also possess.
parkerchewbacca 1 year ago
@parkerchewbacca How was this biased? You totally missed the point of the vid. Cenk was trying to expose lowenstein.
LightJehuety 1 year ago 8
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If you can't believe these sources about religion, then doesn't that color everything they publish?
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Lowenstien and Dimon both thumbs-downed this vid.
tehKap0w 1 year ago
Lowenstien and Dimon both thumbs-downed this vid/
tehKap0w 1 year ago
I got halfway through reading that article then threw up in my mouth.
niemanickurwa 1 year ago
"His buttocks quivered with anticipation as I nestled my nose betwixt those heavenly buns of glistening steel. 'Mmm, poofume No.5,' said a proud Dimon, as he guffed his heavenly scent up my expectant blow holes. I simply hadn't the heart to tell him that he'd followed through." ROGER LOWENSTEIN, NYT
BeveledSpilchOnion 1 year ago 6
wow such a verbal blowjob by reporter who wrote this piece
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melfinadesiree 1 year ago
That is journalism today. They can't just give you facts, information etc. You know, report the news. They have to fill up the empty space of what they are not telling you with their idea of entertainment. That's why news articles read like entries in prose writing contests. Unfortunately they are all terrible writers. (or they'd be writers.) And they're certainly not fucking journalists. Society would be better off if they were welfare cheats and heroin addicts.
hamnose 1 year ago 2
Wow what a kissass
42Unknowns 1 year ago
I will never deal with JP-Morgan Chase not after what they did to my family. They decided to cancel my mom credit card. There were a lot of bills to pay so she decided on one payment just to pay the interest on the balance rather then the minimum. They jacked the rate up to 30% It was simply impossible to pay, refused to work with us, then they went after my sister destroying her credit score and threatened my father, who had divorced 8 years prior trying to force him to pay.
GhostInTheShell29 1 year ago
@GhostInTheShell29
its obvious they don't want to deal with you or your family either.
MySockPuppeteer 1 year ago
@MySockPuppeteer If they would've been fair, they would've gotten paid back, by making the bills impossible to afford. It became their loss as well.
GhostInTheShell29 1 year ago
@GhostInTheShell29
its obvious thats not what their risk assessment model said - its all done by computer and not human judgment.
MySockPuppeteer 1 year ago
Wow, he just deep-throated Dimons dong! I wonder if he'll manage to get the guys balls in his mouth while he's down there after the next crash ^^
MyTemporaryAccount88 1 year ago
CRASH JP MORGAN:: BUY SILVER.
One ounce of silver bought by enough of the population and JP Morgan won't be able to afford the silver which they, at this point, so desperately need.
But don't take my word for it. Check it out. (^_^)
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Darquine 1 year ago
Cenk, this was a perfectly good time to go off, and we would agree 100%
kindertoob 1 year ago
This cock-sucking extravaganza of an article definitely precedes the fall of the organization. They are trying desperately to build confidence in investors as a last resort.
xspeechofangels 1 year ago
@xspeechofangels I was just gonna say that. Every time you see such shameless puff pieces like this, or see some company on cnbc talking about how much they kick major ass, it's like a giant red flag. Get Out, This Shit Is Going South.
sicklesickle 1 year ago
He has Beauutifuul haaiir...
Zajuts149 1 year ago
I watched this video twice... super entertaining and brutally honest... Cenk deserves some kind of an award for journalism and another one for acting out the personality behind the bullshit article
marktsheppard 1 year ago
Jamie Diamon disliked this video!
BumfuzzledZeb 1 year ago
DIMON The Deceptive Scamster and Criminal IS EXPOSED....
blogs. alternet. org/speakeasy/2010/04/02/jamie-dimons-assault-on-the-economy
informationclearinghouse. info/article25461.htm
fedupusa. org/about-us
halcyon0830 1 year ago
I would switch banks, but they're all liars and thieves, so I'm screwed anyways.
luckstergal 1 year ago
I saw another one of these crap/"service" articles in NewsWeek about Rupert Murdoch. It began with, "Murdoch stays in tip top shape, in the mornings he shadow boxes for an hour and then runs 2 brisk miles. Then he makes the decisions for the most powerful company in the world."
Keep sucking the corporate **** guys...
percymate 1 year ago
cenk is the fairest man in america
dorkydevil 1 year ago
that journalist has his nose so far up dimon's ass
Pull0utBoy 1 year ago
Roger Lowenstein must give a great blowjob.
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dirty jews have destroyed America
lilpoindexter 1 year ago
Jamie Diamond = typical money grubbing filthy jew
lilpoindexter 1 year ago
These two people are sleeping together...
But including the fact that he did not know what these dirivitives were, what is that? Comedy gold? Great investigative journalism? Complete fuckup? All three?
dangerouslytalented 1 year ago
Jesus Christ, where can I get a blowjob this sloppy, wet and tight for free???
2edsajdmsa 1 year ago
The 1 person who voted down this vid is Dimon.
okayillgonow 1 year ago
@okayillgonow Or his b/f Lowenstein.
BigMrFirebird 1 year ago
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North Korea must be so proud.
Saaduk92 1 year ago
"It's Elementary my dear Watson"
He's sucking d!%cK behind the scenes.
"Make gay employees at his firm feel comfortable" This New World Order is becoming more like a porno.
OldmanMaestro 1 year ago
It sounds so ridiculous, and unbelievable i am willing to believe he was joking and was only using satire. that is sad...
elmirasahar 1 year ago
Roger Lowenstein is so taking it in the ass from Dimon.
benchfordeath 1 year ago
1:42, uh, I don't want to say anything but... that guy sure pays a lot of attention to that, ehem, friend of his.
dragonofthedarknight 1 year ago
@dragonofthedarknight shwang wang wang...;P
elmirasahar 1 year ago
I think Dimon wrote this piece himself
TruthIsSin 1 year ago
The other CEO's haven't asked because its fucking banking 101.
clm51193 1 year ago
I don't understand why people aren't protesting banks, boycotting certain big banks (Bank of America), etc. I wish my fellow college students weren't so narcissistic, childish and complacent... Anyone else feel they were born to a wrong generation/decade?
bobino2468 1 year ago 65
@bobino2468 Oh, yeah. I'm not saying that I'm wonderful or the most hard-working guy in the world--but most people my age are idiots who feel entitled to have whatever they want without having to work for it. They get into careers which require the least amount of work, and complain about how much they have to do. They know so little about the real world.
CrownedSerpent 1 year ago
@bobino2468 Boycotting? We should be burning down the banks and the banker's mansions and yachts.
MastermindX 1 year ago
@MastermindX What have the yachts done? Simply steal the yachts. Those are some sweet boats they have...
Of course, none of us normals could pay to even refuel one of those fuckers, but they would look GREAT on the lawn...
dangerouslytalented 1 year ago
@bobino2468 probably a good idea to boycott certain banks, because if what Wikileaks is going to say about them next year could cause a run on them.
dangerouslytalented 1 year ago
@bobino2468 I seriously feel like we are an end of an empire, we are gonna become like Rome or Babylon and just die off in ignorant lust and gluttony. Then become like europe as small countries and utterly be bombsauce.
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@bobino2468 They are. Its called Crash JP Morgan - Buy Silver!!!! Lead By Max Keiser.
salsa20 1 year ago
@bobino2468
because you are a moron and your fellow students aren't. you weren't born in the wrong generation, you were just born wrong - and shouldn't have been born in the first place.
MySockPuppeteer 1 year ago
@bobino2468 They are protesting, it's just not broadcasted by the media. When it is, they are painted as Tea Partiers...
paperhandsunion 1 year ago
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@bobino2468 i'm 17 and feel like i was born 60 years ago
EFG44 7 months ago
Hey, way to go Shadow Scholar, The Name that will live in Infamy.
Zeldagigafan90210 1 year ago
@Zeldagigafan90210 What does the Shadow Scholar have to do with bankers and bad journalism?
DrQuijano 1 year ago
DONT STEAL
the banks dont like competition :P
TheLCusi 1 year ago
I wouldn't do it... because I don't have that much money to loan out.
THEKabutoKid 1 year ago
That was the greatest knee jerk,
all though you would think such articles would only appear on Wall Street Journal
izaccy 1 year ago
Bankers are only doing their jobs: STEALIN money from american people
cripin21 1 year ago
There's nothing on Dimon's desk because he doesn't want to leave a paper trail.
BeveledSpilchOnion 1 year ago 14
@BeveledSpilchOnion his company is very good at it. Whenever you hear of shady stuff happening on Wall Street you usually hear about boa. Ithink jpm is just about if not MORE unethical/illegal than boa, but boa doesn't have the 'cover-up' skills that jpmc does. This scumbag jamie belongs in a jail cell. It's stunning how, instead of being on the defensive in a criminal/civil trial, he's on the OFFENSIVE protesting regulations while using words like "villify" when describing himself
111WLee 11 months ago
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I like how my comment is the highest rated, but because it's critical of Cenk it doesn't appear in the "Highest Rates Comments" box?
Coincidence. YouTube doesn't monitor anything, they love freedom and the constitution.
youngbuck189 1 year ago
Cenks laugh is priceless
RaynMan718 1 year ago
Cenk is GREAT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
baptsan 1 year ago
So Jaime asked what derivatives were and was educated, but he still allowed them to continue? That's more telling
NuPappa 1 year ago
America you are going to ruin the world, again, thanks a lot ya'll dun be dumbass greedy bastards.
derberg19486 1 year ago
Wow.. biggest public rim job ever.
bla34112 1 year ago
do you know who enabled the banks to get into derivatives?? it was the solid liberal thinker, Bill Clinton who deregulated the banks in 1999 and who screwed everything up much further by mandating Fannie Mae to force bankers into making loans to people who shouldn't have even been allowed into banks! Ha ha!!
the liberal asshole who started all this housing crap was peanut brained (aka progressive) Jimmy Carter with his CRA.
the bankers took advantage of opportunities provided by stupid libs
genie0390 1 year ago
@genie0390
I'm not going to say you're wrong, but definitely put Congress and the Senate in that list (both parties). I don't feel it's ever fair to put wholesale blame on presidents for what laws are given to them. They do have various things directly on their heads (war in Iraq, negotiated deals with drug companies, etc).
I think the mandate to offer loans would have worked well at <250k loans. at the same time people got the max increased to 450k or whatever. ludicrous.
dreamcoyote 1 year ago
@dreamcoyote
you show definite signs of common sense and knowledge of American politics!
there can never be any justification for politicians to dictate to bankers what lending rules they should follow when risking their own money and money from depositors! This was the worst and reckless act of social engineering in our history! Something i learned with higher education and bitter business experience is that in this world, implementing social goals ALWAYS carries high unexpected costs
genie0390 1 year ago
@genie0390 Then how come it is called the Gramm Leach Bliley Act?
The CRA did not cause this. If that was the case, Fannie and Freddie would not have survived the first generation of mortgages that they made under the CRA. They only went toxic when they were allowed to bundle them into a whole bunch of worthless dirivitives and then sell them off.
Otherwise, they would have had to make sure the mortgagees had all their paperwork and make sure those were GOOD LOANS.
dangerouslytalented 1 year ago
@dangerouslytalented well he's so absolutely sure that this is all liberal's fault, that it must be Clinton's wrong-doing. Forget the fact that it was conservatives that wanted to deregulate, not liberals.
Your statement is 100% right. Actually, I think Cenk made the same point on a clip a few months ago about how long the CRA has been around and if it's their fault, why did it blow up 30 years after?
rodrommel 1 year ago
@rodrommel It is like the deregulation was specifically tailored to make the CRA blow up.
dangerouslytalented 1 year ago
George Bush lied us into Iraq, killing hundreds of thousands of civilians. But look how awesome he looks at his ranch, with his cowboy hat.
Dradeeus 1 year ago
i havent seen any good news for along time...
mtzlypk 1 year ago
damn, those excerpts read like a girl writing for the school newspaper about her crush
MoPapparani 1 year ago 17
Man all this talk about salt and peppery hair, mmmmmmm. What were we talking about again?
Tent316 1 year ago
Get off his dick...
pokeyugi13 1 year ago
The dislike is from Jamie Dimon. I guess he ain't really hip with TYT..
jayops 1 year ago 2
wouldnt tryingto make this guy seem like a good person who cant do anything wrong be considered INFORMATION TERRORISM?? after all, making a pickle seem like a twinkie is wrong information.
oORockMyHoleOo 1 year ago
@oORockMyHoleOo It's not information terrorism because it's not information. If the article said the truth, now that would be dangerous and anti-american!!!
MastermindX 1 year ago
I heard them called "drug dealer loans." One of my mortgages a while back was a stated income loan.
jonwillis 1 year ago
Someone just got in on some company stock, and are abusing their publication to talk up the company they just bought?
TruthAndMoreTruth 1 year ago
Lowenstein? Diamond? Rampant, nation-wrecking financial corruption? These fucking Jews are out of fucking control.
SwampThizzle 1 year ago
Even print media in America is dead; long live the blogosphere!
niriop 1 year ago
Jaime Dimon is such an amazing man that he has prostitutes fellate any "reporter" that interviews him, talk about an excellent host.
KidOmniMan 1 year ago
@KidOmniMan Even more, he is so amazing that he gives the reporter the privilege of fellating his salt-and-peppery cock!!!
MastermindX 1 year ago
Wow, slobbering much? Keep it in your pants, NY Times.
gagaplex 1 year ago
I didn't anticipate watching a man blow another this early in the morning.
gocanuckzgo 1 year ago
That reporter is enjoying the divinity of Dimon, under that empty desk.
ReatuKrentor 1 year ago
Jamie Dimon saw, in real time, saw the crash was coming...he knew it as soon as Tim Githner asked him to buy Bear Stearns with a government backing.
rl0u8888 1 year ago
it's called a eulogy and is usually done to dead people to make them seem better than they were in life. in this case it is dreadful toadying. i expect he will receive a large sum of cash from an unknown source in the near future if he has not already.
fefesfrtwet 1 year ago
Cenk shut up your jelous Dimon is god thank you God Dimon...
Ps. Joke
cupwnd 1 year ago
The stuff about Dimon and other CEO's not knowing what's happening in their companies and about most CEO's not even asking questions, should just add to the mountain of reasons why these douchebag's should NOT be making 5-600 times more than the average employee in their companies - any moron could have done the same thing as them, and most morons would probably have done a better job.
Of course we're all moron's for continuing to let these people run (and ruin) our economy ;)
TZ3k 1 year ago 3
@TZ3k They don't know, because they don't WANT TO KNOW.
It is called plausible deniability. If they have to show up in court, the less they know, the better. Let the traders and those who designed and sold the loans and dirivitives hang for it.
dangerouslytalented 1 year ago
Or he does know what they are, and this puff piece just included that phrase so that He can distance himself from derivatives.
IcarusAllsorts 1 year ago
what a bunch of ass kissing crap.. how much did Dimon pay him to write this ??
xadam2dudex 1 year ago 10
DEMINT CAUSED THE FINANCIAL COLLAPSE !
kangax 1 year ago 21
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danmarg83 1 year ago
lol a Jew writing about another Jew. What else do you expect other than praise and admiration.
selfsenter 1 year ago
@selfsenter You are ABSOLUTELY correct. Good job at getting to the real core of this situation.
atlg8or6137 1 year ago
@atlg8or6137
sarcasm
selfsenter 1 year ago
@selfsenter not from me.
atlg8or6137 1 year ago
@selfsenter
k i was feeling some sarcasm in your reply..
selfsenter 1 year ago
From Bernanke to Diamond to Paulson to Obama to Geitner, they are either corrupt or incompetent.
judoyodan 1 year ago 4
wow... could that article be anymore flaming...
mrx0066600 1 year ago 5
Did anybody expect less from The Corporate Media?
Honestly.
quickieshoup 1 year ago 2
Does NYT even exist anymore?
chrisknows 1 year ago
You have to love paid puff pieces!
UncleFesterius 1 year ago
Join the first church of Jamey Diamond.
moccamonster 1 year ago
Journalism about our bankster government died decades ago.
If you are interested about derivatives, watch 'The Warning'(PBS) on YouTube.
Robert Rubin & Larry Summers intentionally designed and lied about derivatives.
RAMKING61 1 year ago
this could be the greatest tyt video ever
smau86 1 year ago
Ill say it for Cenk. Out of all the porn i have seen, this is the greatest blow job ever.
DimitriGoryenko 1 year ago 101
@DimitriGoryenko Blow Job? Roger Lowenstein was more like Jamie Dimon's bitch. This article was nothing but a good ass pounding.
crowman1979 1 year ago
@DimitriGoryenko is that a compliment to cenk?
crackerz99 1 year ago
@DimitriGoryenko is that a compliment to cenk?
crackerz99 1 year ago
@DimitriGoryenko
I didn't know Time Magazine had gay porn
pokeyugi13 1 year ago
@DimitriGoryenko Balls and all. We should all be so lucky, at least once in our lives.
aaronsande 1 year ago
reinforce enough bullshit and it becomes truth.
First it happened with politicians, and now it's happening with the people who own the politicians.
Get used to it, since we're going to be hearing about a lot more of this, because after we're done with "change" things are really going to change: and not in a way anyone on this planet is going to enjoy; since those getting good PR now are the ones who will buy the lives of nations in a decade.
Razorlust 1 year ago
Cenk looks really tired and stressed out.
He needs a break, not taking a break from work, he needs good news.
killamenjarro 1 year ago 61
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Shinius 1 year ago
@killamenjarro
Obowma should retain Cenk's services to teach him how to fight the GOP, and his own party members!! Ha Ha
in the short term, why not have a little affair with Ana??
genie0390 1 year ago
@killamenjarro Good news... we didn't have those in a while, I wonder how they would feel...
MastermindX 1 year ago
UNCOVERED derivatives are what caused the crash, not simply "derivatives".
mynameis677 1 year ago
Fuck yeah, I saw that headline a week ago.
I thought JP Morgan didn't lose anything because of that article.
Reqrezentin 1 year ago
. . . and so it went that the people were harvested for their money until they had money no more.
therealcharismatron 1 year ago
I'd like to show this criminal banker what it feels like to be abused!
Dahgrostabphri 1 year ago 6
What the hell? Is this for real?
Ardenwolfe 1 year ago
Haha I laughed out loud at the reading. Thanks for brightening my work day. :)
blackwolf1200 1 year ago 4
Why they don't ask? The more they know, the more they are liable for.
ctraver 1 year ago
wtf? This is a NYTimes piece?
I subscribe to this paper (mostly for the science times), but this article makes me rethink it. Are we sure this isn't a satirical piece?
Cyanidesin 1 year ago 2
@Cyanidesin
I'd like to think so, but the general public typically isn't well informed enough to recognize that. Sadly, I think the piece is genuine.
tomatooverlord 1 year ago
I thought it was DeMint started the recession...?
warlord90210 1 year ago 6
So called journalism has become a shameful whorish activity.
klard 1 year ago 2
Who wants to join me in Hooverville?
OukaKisa 1 year ago 2
@OukaKisa I'll bring the washboard
greenfire 1 year ago
@OukaKisa U will not have to go to Hooverville, the reps caved on more unemployment handouts.
bj4paul 1 year ago
@bj4paul I don't think that will last for that long though :P
OukaKisa 1 year ago
He didn't anticipate minorities lying on their government backed mortgages? Which caused the cascade / financial meltdown? He should've talked to me first, i would've given him the lowdown.
megagagnon1 1 year ago
@megagagnon1 So, the USA's mortgage system and such is so weak and shitty that a set number of minorities can instantly kill it and cause world-wide economic disaster?
ZoneofZay 1 year ago 2
@ZoneofZay The subprime mortgages were the first domino to fall, and it caused the cascade of failures. The banksters are to blame too, of course, with their derivatives that were rooted in the subprimes, but the fact remains if there weren't subprime borrowers, ie people who shouldn't own, they should rent, then the derivatives based on them wouldn't have existed.
megagagnon1 1 year ago
@megagagnon1 Subprime loans work up to a point, the point being the point where they started bundling them all into dirivitives, and therefore did not have to make sure they were good loans. If they could not have been made to work, Fannie and Freddie would have collapsed before the first generation of mortgages ran its course.
dangerouslytalented 1 year ago
@dangerouslytalented It's foolish to have a system where banks have incentive to make bad loans, but taking a loan you know you can't afford is a mark of bad character.
megagagnon1 1 year ago
@megagagnon1 ... bad character or foolishness... Those who were selling these loans were deliberately misleading them into believing that they could afford them, and pressured into doing so.
dangerouslytalented 1 year ago
@megagagnon1 It was basically anybody who thought they could pull one over on the banks. Also, it was people who thought that they COULD pay off the mortgages, but would not have been given one because of their backgrounds and stuff...
dangerouslytalented 1 year ago
Wow. Lowenstein should be getting some GREAT blowjobs from Dimon for this worthless puff piece. Hope so cause he sure loves sucking that CEO corporate dick.
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xorasel 1 year ago
THE SOUNDBOARD WAS THE REASON I SUBSCRIBED
sezuor 1 year ago
People need to get ready for some hard work. The world is changing.
Shelbzism 1 year ago
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CanterburyCat 1 year ago