Jamaican Aunties pon de Rampage! Part1

[iwal1645]

LOL!!!! 

[Thereveala]

she seems to have a great and joyful spirit, i like how she still has her accent after so many years

[xDAVMANx]

Lol......

[998899999]

haha aw your family seems so fun and warm

[JacobDaHeartthrob]

lmao!!!

[taiphi698]

Drunk she drunk? Or wah ?

[deezdreamz]

what? Funny as all get out...

[SheBQueen4eva]

I love Auntie...I wish I could meet her too, lol. I love my black people.

[WholisticByNature]

Beautiful spirit. And very funny.



[emanuel2011]

Gosh I wish I knew Patois.

[solexhn]

i cant understand a word but i'm laughing

[sista121]

Lawd god of merci XD

A real gallie dis!!!

[Melanatedone]

YO!!! She sound like "Granny" from the song - "Stop hollarin' out mi name, Granny, ya callin mi name in vein"...

[nubiansparkle33]

I have been laughing non stop ....everytime i watch dis. Bare jokes. Without a sense of humour what would we do.

[Plentyjokes2007]

Antee ah di bes' chus mi! lol

[BoogieKnight1976]

Oh Lard God of merci mi laugh so so 'ard mi rib dem a ache !!

[buntykilla1]

u 10 funny

[IsaiahRaymondDyer09]

Mi luv dis ooman mi ah tell yuh LOL!

[Plentyjokes2007]

BwoySah mi still ah wutch dis biddeo an ah larf! H'Antee C'yarmen ah di bes'!!

[blackpassenger]

nice lady, gwaun mek wi laugh. that was great fun

[Plentyjokes2007]

@blackpassenger Massa mi ah tell yuh di ooman funny soh till! Awl wen she s'yerious she funny lakka money lol

[PremierGuideMiami]

OMG..love it

[sexyjamaican22]

lol

[ladywhoo4]

hahaha

[kkatsa]

i love that language, keep talking like dat it makes me heart happy

[Chovahani]

Love her, she's amazing! x

[iDiamondDiva]

wat did she say mi nah get tit

[Plentyjokes2007]

@mrstooneygooney Man she is the BEST! lol

[Plentyjokes2007]

@AjaneTv1 Yes she kno seh she ah sell arffff! LOL!

[lovenmusic88]

is that millie??????????

[Plentyjokes2007]

@lovenmusic88 No anno millie LOL

[SelenaRocksILY]

sounds like my aunties

[EricSchwin22]

Heeeeehheheheheeeeeeeeeh! LMAO!!! Your Aunt is funny.

[ThatChubbyDude]

When you reply to messages with that accent--is that really how Jamaicans chat amongst each other or is it just an inside joke among friends?

[earth123ism]

my mum god rest here soul use to cuss all day about everything life ,bills,noise,school theres nothing she would not cuss about

[ncodrington]

l000000000000000000000l!

[xExSweetestGirlx]

Why miss liza dog ah bawk? Lmao

[Plentyjokes2007]

@xExSweetestGirlx Cah ah dut di dawg deya fah!!! LOL!

[jazziecherry]

that was funny she a sweet lady

[mariqe1]

plentyjokes2007, yuh need fi learn how fi spell dem patois wuds. Big up yuh auntie dem, dem bashi bad, mi nearly drop affa mi chair jus now. gwaan do yuh ting yuh a tru jamaican blood.

[spunkmonkey5000]

What is poppyshow and what does she mean..

[Plentyjokes2007]

@spunkmonkey5000 Poppyshow ='s Puppyshow or something that's foolish and seen as a mockery LOL!

[Killamatrix243]

mi rattid pappeshow

[AgentShae]

Lol Pon Da Auntie Funny Mon

[jeronsgrl1]

YU AUNTI DEM A LUK LIKE SHE AH KILL ME DED.............SHE NO PLAY GAMES

[baselinez]

jamaican micheal mcdonald singer tax(dot)2hell(dot)com

[TheEve30]

she is really a funny lady ,you say she been living in the U.K for 30 years she still have the real yard voice of Jamaicans nice love it!!!

[Plentyjokes2007]

@TheEve30 Love it same way! Its SO much jokes talking to them, they make u WEAK with laughter lol

[jamaicans4eva]

LMAO DAT WOMAN FUNNY

[AGGREYASHA]

bark dawg bark a dat yuh dey yah fah lol mi love this.

[emeraldfae8]

She af fi lef di rum alone. LOL!!!!!!!!!

[nyagemini23]

I love it!!!My family the same way. They been in America for some 30 odd years and still sound like they just come over.

[SpotTheCaper]

xD rofl

[buttercup5773]

Yu Auntie dem funny fi true, Mi laugh till mi nearly drop dung. Nice dat unno have so much fun together...Keep it up, laughter is good fi di soul lol. Anyway, Say hello to Bliss (Pat) for me...Please let him know I miss him much. lol.....Thanks.... PEACE out.......

[Plentyjokes2007]

@buttercup5773 Yo Yo tanks fi di comment lol - Ah oo dis h'again? Mek mi kno den mi gwine tell Bliss yuh seh Yo lol blesss

[7777dmith7777]

she been visiting da rum shoppe !!! LOL !!!!

[alovera991]

lmao tru she look fun nuh

mi wish she was mi auntie<3

[darnagescaple]

Ah mi ma just like she.

[RuDeRaStAfArIaN]

damn mon seem like we hav d same family, cool folks

[spanky240]

lmaoo

[smaddyaveitareddyman]

i have an aunt that's the same way. lol.

[LilyWhiteAngel1723]

OMG I HAVE AN AUNT JUST LIKE HER!!!!!

[maregut]

Mi love har cyaan dun! She is a trip!

[MsY1ngYang098]

baaak dawg baak! a dat yu deh yah fah! Mi seh baaak! LOLOL

[andreakatickles1]

bless up auntie mi like u spirit. big up di east side.

[mrpootenmir]

wow i love jamaican culture and accent its so cool!

[gamehead600]

bark dog bark lol

[stunt514]

hahahahhhhahahhaahahahahah !!

[herealready]

bauk dog bauk a dat yuh deh yah fah mi seh bauk....lmao

[mrnegril]

sweet sweet auntie!!

[mrnegril]

Raymond.You need to have another party or some function with auntie.we caan get enough of antie,wi love her!! Two years now, yoh noh gi wi no new video.man you a treat wi too bad.tell antie howdy and wi waa si wah shi a gwaan wid lately.

[mrnegril]

Raymond,Me a beg you to have another party or some function with auntie.we love her.its about time wi get some new video.two years now, and yo noh gi wi nothing new.Cho man ,no treat wi so bad!!

Say howdy to Antie.

[Plentyjokes2007]

@mrnegril HAwlrite Sah mi gwine link hup widdem han mek more ah dem ya biddeo lol

[a3soul]

I want to meet auntie! she is a trip lol

[Plentyjokes2007]

Chus mi yuh noh readi fi she!!! She kill yuh DED DED DED DED DEAAAD wid j'woke lol

Hawl paramedics fi cawl wen she dun wid yuh lol

[Sassy1LaLa]

mi did nearly dead yes mi haffi go back soon just fi get di good good laughta a story dem but hun kep do the vid dem an kep enjoying ya family plus yes ya need fi make a cd

[Plentyjokes2007]

@a3soul Mi gwine mek yuh meet harrr, wutch dah sp'yace deh LOL!

[jamgirlsworld]

LMAO I watched all of them!! No man u haffi charge money fi watch dem ya! I'm in the US without my family and it reminds me of how mi long fi mi yawd. Your truly blessed to have the family you do!

[Plentyjokes2007]

S'yame ting mi tell dem! Dem funny lakka money lol lol

Mi did tawk to wun o' dem weh d'yay deh han seh "more biddeo fi mek" H'Antee seh "tell dem bring ee money koom"

HAAAAAAAA!! Mi soon bring m'wore ah dem ya biddeo lol

[BlaccBoii]

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!! rahtid....... yu auntie nealy mek mi laugh til mi dead wat a piece a wok she

[Plentyjokes2007]

No sah Auntie nah bun noh spliff yuh mad? LOL She is enuff as she is LOL!!!

[Kippah13]

old people is so funny lmao

[tiffann48]

se wah me real jamaican and me barely undastand nuthin...jesus...but its hilarious

[Plentyjokes2007]

HAHY bwoy yuh mussi lef yard many 'ears ago lol

[tiffann48]

well actually i haven't been in 7 years but i just came back from a 2 week trip

[mikemitch0]

bak dag bak...mi say bak...lol

[jahvin88]

Mi ago fave-rit dis! lol

[Chuuwod]

Yes, I like her! And her message is good. Di uman se di daag fi baak faa a dat im de ya fa. Well, daag de ya fi baak an wii de ya fi taak. So, taak, piipl, taak. A da unu de ya fa! Let the world know that the power of our language is not negotiable or divisible!

[slashsound]

Man I love Patwa !!

[glentton]

bark dag bark a wa you da ya fa ha ha

[RRLnext]

=D

What is she exactly saying?

[Plentyjokes2007]

LOL LOL LOL

Too much fi type but basically she's saying she went to Jamaica and a dog was barking outside some lady's yard and she (Aunty) told the dog to go away and stop barking and the OWNER of the dog said

"BARK DOG BARK! That is what you're here for and to do" HAAAAAAAAAAAA I laughed as i typed that!!! LOL

[Plentyjokes2007]

Yuhmun mi H'antee dem ah di bes lol

[carribeancutee]

bless, dis is so tru doe, y is it that grandparents have been in like england for like 30/40 yrs but dey stil tlk like dey frm yard? lol,ma nan is like dat stil,luv off de jamaician accent stil

[Plentyjokes2007]

Mi luv it mun! It funny like recession muney lol

[strawberrysuga]

lol one of my aunties been here about 42 years, she sounds like she never even step out of clarendon!

[Plentyjokes2007]

Lawks ah mi yuh ah tell? LOL

[lnm00996]

Your family is so sweet . Your aunt reminds me of one of my own. She is always claiming someone is "Tekking her fi mek poppy show'" :) LOL.

Stay Blessed!

[Plentyjokes2007]

Man i tellya i never cease fi larf wen mi wutch dem yaaa video deh!! Mi tank Gawd fi mi H'Antee dem!!!

[FaceFizzleFaceTee]

shes sooo cute lol omg hand her over to be my aunti nuhhhh !!! gwannnnnn !!

[arthuriskanyewest]

Wish ma aunties n grandma spoke that! lol It sounds kool dat you guys have a diffrent type of languange heh e which is english lol

[Plentyjokes2007]

Yes it's called patois or patwa as we would say it and its a dialect - and its FUNNYYYY as?!!

[Plentyjokes2007]

Lissen mi! She mek me larf till mi hed hut mi dah nite deh!

[Plentyjokes2007]

IF dem hah sum breed ah h'accent den YES mi ooda flim dem and post dem pan yaaa yes? LOL H'antee is FUNNY fireal! lol

[XxXNikkzXxX]

she talking like an antiguan

[purevibe187]

Everyone in the West Indies want's to be a Jamaican as it's the best & most popular island. Every Jamaican know bout' SMALL ISLAND PEOPLE!

[Plentyjokes2007]

Small Island run tings s'yame weh, Montserrat to di Worl! lol

[lostgirlx41053]

awee. what a wonderful family.

[Plentyjokes2007]

Di arf h'as never been tole lol mi pr'yay mi c'yan c'yapture dem wun nex time soon lol cah oonu noh ready fi dem deh!

[BigGreenFace]

amazing

[ShortznJeaNz]

lol nice family

[MichaelCore22]

yo0oo

[MichaelCore22]

i love herrr!!! odee funnyy

[MichaelCore22]

omgg i love this mrs carmen she reminds me so much of my great grandmother...much rispeck

[gearsgamer1]

scary

[CalypsoMan18]

Look at de Auntie speaking Beautiful Patwa! Zouk de Jamaica. Sak Pase!!

[GBlunted]

can we get a translation? :)

[Plentyjokes2007]

LOL Will do one JUST for you next time lol

[bboonm]

she reminds me of my auntiee lol

[mamabadjodjo]

aunty carmen u rock!!! l0l shes cool i like her accent

[MichaelCore22]

ttt

[scr621]

I have no option but to love this! It's my aunt Carmen (actually she's my mother's cousin!!

[Plentyjokes2007]

LOL So iz oo u hiz den? lol

[Plentyjokes2007]

Hey Cuz! HAVE to love it missis, ah p'yare joke, awl now mi ah laugh when mi wutch dem deh vidjo lol

[Dancehallfreak]

i love it.. she is soo funny.. remainds me of my auntiess lol but they are not as funny lol

[ExoticBloodline]

...thank you for posting up ya aunties... i love her, she is a diamond on fiya... wish she was in my family.... preciouz

[medicama01]

I want a Jamaican Aunty! :(

[justicekindgurl]

Lolz! r u sure bout dat? LMAO

I have a jamaican grandma , aunt uncle all of them....lol

[cutiepoo9]

"di ooman seh "BARK DAWG BARK a dat u deh yah fah!"

lmao! only inna jamaica man. lol

[hypnot1q]

Nah man you can't rehearse stuff like this....This is natural I can't wait for my next family get together

[javaqwe]

lol

[maddamscrewz]

she reminds me of nan, lawd gad hav mercy

[halliezmandy]

Jamacian people are British. Some UK kids who are white sound Jamacian I know Jamacian I am half Jamacian

[Plentyjokes2007]

LOL Ive yet to meet native natural sounding white kids that sound Jamaican lol but hey!

[sashi876]

go to jamaica and you will hear plenty of white kids that speak patois:)

[Ravenscheer1623]

Jamaica was once a British colony, until we gained our independence. To this day, many parts of our culture still have those British influences. Check the history books. There are White, Asian, Indian among other ethnicities in Jamaica, who are as "yardy" as they come! Anyway, I even had a hard time understanding her, lol. Good Lawrd!

[dennatrol81]

Funny. I didn't know Jamaica was a part of Britain. Last time I checked it was a part of the Caribbean. Lol:)

[BabyT876]

jamaica was an English colony u duck lmao

[ncodrington]

lol she is jokez! :D and i can see da rice and peas on da work top! dat was my dinner 2day lol.

[Plentyjokes2007]

You kno wah kill ee? ah de weh ee ah mogel ah pose ee face fram side ta side wen ee ah tawk!! LOL Bwoy da ooman deh gihme joke so till! Woyyyyyyy! Gwan H'Antee C'yarmen u big bout yaaaah!

[chach26]

ha ha ha funny!

[toniidk]

MY JESUS!!

[dezana]

i miss my people dem

[SvenXXX]

Yeah yu auntie is di best xD

[DAS1978]

OH MYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!! I filmed my family a little while back but they would kill me if I posted it on here!! This is the funniest clip I've seen ina LONG time!!

[parachuteboi]

obviously this was rehearsed just to perform on cam

[Plentyjokes2007]

Umm this wasnt rehearsed AT ALL tru u dont know my FAMILY! and if that's the case? Check the other 10 'vydeos' and you will soon see there aint none like ah dem!! BORN Comediennes!

[comeunityarts]

Spread the word... Aunty Carmen should have her own show. How much had they had to drink? Brilliant

[thebestindewest]

I love it.......please keep posting me lub it....

[michaelmc111]

lawd mi gawd you takin me fi poppishow!! mi no poppishow!!! Big Up auntie!!!

[Plentyjokes2007]

She jus ah tawk random fi demonstrate de realgood hard patwa! Not like dem fenky fenky patois we does hear eena youtube! Bare jokes Aunty C'yarmen does give!

[sushimitten]

A weh shi ah talk bout? She brawlin eeh? lol

[MacsAMacMan]

FANTASTIC!! Rollin' the jokes off on the spot!! Can't beat West Indian relatives!!