@VanillaGorillaVlogs Actually that was a book series that came way before that movie, and compared with the books the movie is ablolute rubbish. It hardly has anything to do with what happens in the books. Try reading them, they're by Louise Rennison. I don't laugh out loud much at tv or books or youtube, but those books make me fucking fall over.
I used to pull twigs from trees, dig a hole and plant the twig in someone I didn't likes back garden and hope it would turn into a tree monster and kill them...
i realise just how much i am in love with alex, when i repeat the part where he says my name, a million times. 'he is using daisy...' 'he is using daisy...' 'he is using daisy...'
@Twihard101ish I hate to say it, but if your name is anything to go buy, I don't think you and Alex would agree on much- 'Alex Reads Twilight' anyone....? :P
omg, I am learning soo much from u Alex, about how twilight sucks, ur weird childhood, to never be mean to Apple employs, Hannah Mcguires mate is fat, cats r better than dogs,( sooo not true XD) new words like "twat", how worms rocks, and much more. Thx for all the hours I spent laughing into my computer then falling onto the ground. :D U ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!!
I've never actually seen anybody throw their head back and laugh before i watched this video and now everytime im in a bad mood i love watching it<3<3
When i was reading the snogging scale in angus thongs and snogging, I thought upper body fondling (outside) meant as in, not in a house, and upper body fondling (inside) meant in a house.
oh yeah, you used to make nests for birds? i used to crack open acorns and leave the yellow part in a frisbee for squirrels to eat. i did this multiple times, despite the fact that the squirrels NEVER ate them. beat that.
@foojuice101 Its the exact list though which is the scary part, 1 sec going to google. It came out in 1999. So its possible since he would have been around 10 when it came out
@TwilightIsSoCoolxx If you looked at the other comments you would notice that half of them are saying the same thing, so yes, LOTS of other people noticed.
in England the bases are 1- making out 2- hands 3- oral 4- sex
MissKatherinegirlz 2 days ago
I love how his T-Shirt says Long Distance Relationship :) :) :)
BeatlesAreLife75 1 week ago
BIGGEST PENCIL EVER.
TheFrenchMustache 1 week ago
the full monty
plushalligator 1 week ago
One time me and my friends had a millipede farm thing going at school...
TheAntlerbaby 1 week ago
What is a slambook??
319gaga 1 week ago
@Chriskilljoy12 and @greenday182s , awesome usernames :D
MsMyChemicalBlink182 1 week ago
I was trying to get something out of my eye when you said 'I hope you're paying attention'
tinnyslife 1 week ago
@greenday182s I still do that!
Chanaroy 1 week ago
Damn, I'm a bit clingy... This isn't going to work...
ChrisKilljoy12 1 week ago
I used to make houses for ants...
greenday182s 1 week ago
"must prefer cats to dogs" oh man, ya lost me.
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"I use to make nests for worms"
omg Kristina.
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@VanillaGorillaVlogs Actually that was a book series that came way before that movie, and compared with the books the movie is ablolute rubbish. It hardly has anything to do with what happens in the books. Try reading them, they're by Louise Rennison. I don't laugh out loud much at tv or books or youtube, but those books make me fucking fall over.
devinbequiet 2 weeks ago
your scale sounds a lot like the one in the film 'angus, thongs and perfect snogging' THEY COPIED NERIMON:O
VanillaGorillaVlogs 2 weeks ago
Ahahaha that snogging scale is on my wall.
HonorDVBLouise 2 weeks ago
Oh my god I'm the perfect girl for Alex.... Wait I'm a guy, disregard all that was said in this comment.
octangularonions 2 weeks ago 6
I used to make nests for worms.
I literally spat my soda onto the monitor.
XxkateissocoollikexX 3 weeks ago 6
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Lauren Simons, Natalie Parker and the rest of those crosses have no taste.
BananaAnna99Others 3 weeks ago
the akward moment when he totally copied that from the confessions of georgia nicholson!
soph9601 3 weeks ago 3
I am so his perfect girl!! xD
Sorry, in the future will keep my fangirl moments to myself...
TimBurtonRules 3 weeks ago
Hahahaha awwww Alex must of been such a cute little young teenager.
Erin91225 3 weeks ago
alex's laugh is just adorable...
TheNaturallyAwkward 4 weeks ago
Angus Thongs and Perfect Snogging stole your list of "bases" in the exact same order :')
xEmmaaahx 4 weeks ago
they actually use the word snogging in britain! im never calling it makeout again!
Mrules123 1 month ago
the best vid ending ever
awesomelyizzy 1 month ago
i prefer dogs. poop.
TheGracieLacey 1 month ago
"i use to make nests for worms"
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auberquine 1 month ago
alex, you should marry me.
courtsmcfly 1 month ago
I used to pull twigs from trees, dig a hole and plant the twig in someone I didn't likes back garden and hope it would turn into a tree monster and kill them...
ThatsSoFuckingKatie 1 month ago
It's outdoors and indoors...
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I really hope Sophie's fat mate doesn't watch you on YouTube
ClaireLaBear11 1 month ago
to all the people accusing alex of nicking the snogging scale, he didn't some of it is different... kthanksbye
treesaretall8o 1 month ago
I used to make nest for worms.
yogagal12 1 month ago
"must think kisses are special" what a loser :') ILOVEALEXDAY!
mosesmybabes 1 month ago
THE FULL MONTY
4CiD911 1 month ago
Alex, you were quite the player in high school judging by that list
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PriceyB98 1 month ago
i realise just how much i am in love with alex, when i repeat the part where he says my name, a million times. 'he is using daisy...' 'he is using daisy...' 'he is using daisy...'
istillgotlegs 1 month ago
oh my gosh, i remember slambooks! Those got me in much trouble in middle school
abob34 1 month ago
0:42 Facebook stalking them...
TheMrAndr3w 1 month ago 5
the snogging scale I made has 21 levels...and I didn't nick it out of a book
TheIzzySquishy 1 month ago
wait you two where basicly in bed together?
benjibunny14 1 month ago
I prefer cats to dogs. I prefer cats to dogs. Alex, I prefer cats to dogs! I PREFER CATS TO DOGS!!
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BellaSolveig 1 month ago
LOL That's the snogging scale from all the Georgia Nicolson books :')
LikeItLoud555 1 month ago 122
@LikeItLoud555 I WAS THINKING THAT
Livvvy1 1 month ago
everyone is saying alex stole the snogging scale, but mabey the author of angus, thongs and perfect snogging stole it from him .. eeyyy
onedxable 1 month ago 7
@iseebathtubs yeah, Alex has got a pretty big pen ;P
bindobud 1 month ago
MUST NOT BE TOO INTO FOOTBALL shit
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@Twihard101ish I hate to say it, but if your name is anything to go buy, I don't think you and Alex would agree on much- 'Alex Reads Twilight' anyone....? :P
hidingbehindafringe 1 month ago
0:37 THE SIZE OF THAT PEN
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omg, I am learning soo much from u Alex, about how twilight sucks, ur weird childhood, to never be mean to Apple employs, Hannah Mcguires mate is fat, cats r better than dogs,( sooo not true XD) new words like "twat", how worms rocks, and much more. Thx for all the hours I spent laughing into my computer then falling onto the ground. :D U ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!!
RedRose10198 2 months ago
@CherryBomb010895 ahah thanks ;)
btw, in reference to your username - RUPERT GRINT!!! x))) ahhh
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leahlovesroses 2 months ago
according to your perfect list, me and pre-teen you could definitely go out.
CuteHoot5706 2 months ago
Angus, Thongs and Full Frontal Snogging....that is the origin of the kiss list
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O.O
You just described me...
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xxblackonyxlovexx 2 months ago
"Must prefer cats to dogs" ^_^ Oh Alex and your fear of dogs
jibbit412 2 months ago 3
Apparently I'm perfect for pre-teen Alex.
zoemew 2 months ago
That is exactly the same as Angus, thongs and full-frontal(book)/Perfect(film) snogging!
SarahMSpeed 2 months ago
I wrote down his tips...
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MsSignedUp 2 months ago
Awkward that Aex had read Angus, Thongs and Perfect Snogging and then got his own life confused with Georgia's.
Clazz94 2 months ago 7
so what i was just thinking!
CharlieRoseHamilton 2 months ago
This was hilarious xD
CiaraHasNoCleverName 3 months ago
'I used to make nests for worms' That made me crack up :')
1NEVBEAR1 3 months ago 4
It'd be so awkward if you saw your mum's name on Alex's ask-out list.
BethanyHannahW 3 months ago
@BethanyHannahW it would the shit out of me.... my mom is at least 40 years older than Alex hahah
Silversumire 3 months ago
@shreddedCurtains ngl I thought that when I watched that film
sianp0ppy 3 months ago
I've never actually seen anybody throw their head back and laugh before i watched this video and now everytime im in a bad mood i love watching it<3<3
MissKatieeLynnn 3 months ago 4
When i was reading the snogging scale in angus thongs and snogging, I thought upper body fondling (outside) meant as in, not in a house, and upper body fondling (inside) meant in a house.
Wow.
shreddedCurtains 3 months ago 7
I love how the list of girls I asked out is more than 3x times larger than the list of girl that asked me out
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HollyYerawizard 3 months ago 119
I often make nests for worms?!?!?
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Twighlight21fan 3 months ago
That's the Snogging Scale from the 'Confessions of Georgia Nicholson' books!!
MrsFredWeasley98 3 months ago 6
It's like the "burn book" from Mean Girls..
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Now I know where Angus, Thogns and Perfects Snogging got their list from
ClaireLaBear11 3 months ago 5
I'll be of age in 5 years. Just saying.
Silversumire 3 months ago
Angus, Thongs and Full Frontal Snogging list is almost (if not exactly) the same!
GeeUrie 3 months ago 4
Bahahaha that list reminds me of the one on 'Angus, thongs and perfect snogging'!!!
Aliigotcool 3 months ago
@Aliigotcool haha glad i wasnt the only nutter that noticed :P also very worried now that alex reads chick books..
SistaBlunt 3 months ago
I like that none of the qualifications involved physical appearance.
gedoffmydupata 3 months ago
0:42 so thats why he hates that girl called lauren in twilight... :O it all makes sense now.
timm3ad 3 months ago
snogging? i don't even want to know. . . >.<
neverlasting49 3 months ago
Is that his girlfriend or was his girlfriend?
Devikvampire 3 months ago
@Devikvampire yeah they broke up a while ago but are still friends
ilamusicalssm 3 months ago
WE ARE PERFECT FOR EACH OTHER! ;)
1NEVBEAR1 3 months ago
Hannah mcguires fat mate sophie omg i nearly died:')
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OwlsnTurtles 4 months ago 4
Me and my friend made up a scale like that when we were like 14 :P. It was called "The System of Doom." You know we were cool :P
veverance 4 months ago 3
Do ANY of you people read the fucking video description?!
RockManX9Productions 4 months ago 6
@RockManX9Productions no. soz!
BmdXxx 4 months ago
why did alex steal the snogging scale?!
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xxblackonyxlovexx 4 months ago
wait that list is the snogging scale from the angus thongs and full frontal snogging series!
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ThatSweetLittleNerd 4 months ago
What did she say at the end??
bananahead31 4 months ago
@bananahead31 "I used to make nests for worms." :)
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I'm pretty sure that list's from a childs book :')
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I really hope Hannah Mcguires fat mate never watches this
yukiibeauty07 4 months ago 204
oh yeah, you used to make nests for birds? i used to crack open acorns and leave the yellow part in a frisbee for squirrels to eat. i did this multiple times, despite the fact that the squirrels NEVER ate them. beat that.
emilytheconfused 4 months ago
@emilytheconfused Nests for worms...lol
jokernu1fan 2 months ago
lol. tags
NOFXRules15 4 months ago
That list is from Angus, thongs and perfect snogging :L
xHannahxLoux09 5 months ago 3
That "base" chart. You must have read Angus, Thongs and Full Frontal Snogging.
PsychedelicKisses 5 months ago 7
I cant believe your not embaressed to read that out loud !!!!!!!!!!!!
outnumberedlover 5 months ago
your list is in THE GEORGIA BOOKS... aka "Angus Thongs and Perfect Snogging"
KickingItKiera 5 months ago 3
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AIiceJ 5 months ago
I don't even think "Angus, Thongs and Perfect Snogging" was even out yet when Alex was 14...
foojuice101 5 months ago
@foojuice101 Its the exact list though which is the scary part, 1 sec going to google. It came out in 1999. So its possible since he would have been around 10 when it came out
KickingItKiera 5 months ago
bhaha, ohmygod. Alex Day you were a loser. (:
MrsPotato100 5 months ago
I think that snogging chart is from the move "Angus, Thongs, and Perfect snogging"!
SaDiEPaTTinSoN 5 months ago 2
Used to save worms from drowning
drivewayninja 5 months ago
Georgia Nicholson , anyone?
bucklescb 5 months ago 3
In Soviet Russia, base fondles you!
xhypersoniK 5 months ago 3
-____________- never mind
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TashBarlahan 5 months ago
1-9 for me
ConCarne95 5 months ago
doesnt alex not believe in valentine's day?
recommendedmusic 5 months ago
this is kinda reminding me of Angus, Thongs and fulfrontal snogging. :S
MaraStarFar 5 months ago 9
did anyone else get a gerogia nicolson flashback!
MiSsNZ4LIFE 5 months ago 2
'Must think kisses are special...what a loser' xD
eisforelectro94 5 months ago
I used to make nests for worms too. :)
wrappedinpeace 5 months ago
I'm sure the list of 'bases' are quotes from something....
Izzy170596 5 months ago
@Izzy170596 I think that the quote may have come from this. xD
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limegreendonkey77 5 months ago
Anyone else notice how he copied the Angus, Thongs and Perfect Snogging list?? xD <3
TwilightIsSoCoolxx 5 months ago 7
@TwilightIsSoCoolxx If you looked at the other comments you would notice that half of them are saying the same thing, so yes, LOTS of other people noticed.
limegreendonkey77 5 months ago
copy of angus thongs and full frontal snogging. full stop. ;)
littlemissruth15 5 months ago 6
I got to number 2 with Charlie when I went to their cd signing, win.
Daisy26O4 5 months ago 3
THIS IS GEORGIA NICHOLSON'S SNOGGING SCALE.
Or at least it is very similar.
blahCECIblah 5 months ago 7
Lol, kinda the same as Angus, Thongs and perfect snogging. If you haven't read the list Alex then do and you will laugh at how similar they are. :)
april9586 5 months ago 4
my first kiss was open mouth... i feel like i got pretty far on the alex scale <3
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hsm102103 5 months ago 7
I can just see people walking by holding hands and me saying, "Nice man, first base!" :P
jirryan 5 months ago
"...If my life was a book, what would be the chapters?"
"You are such a loser!"
Does that mean I'm a loser? Because I think the same thing every day....
KriahFox 5 months ago
You stole that from Angus thongs and perfect snogging you tosser! I love you. :D
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I have such lovely images of Alex reading angus thongs and full frontal snogging and just taking note of all the lists and stuff
angelight111 5 months ago 6
totally read that in augus thongs and frontal snogging!
tearsoflove999 5 months ago 4
that list sounded alot like the one out of angus thongs and full frontal snogging (the book)
theweirdaliens 5 months ago
i read those steps in angus, thongs, and full-frontal snogging... the book???
chippamagic440 5 months ago
My sisters capture bugs and put put them in a little box with some leaves then can't find it... it's that like nest-building for worms? :P
LouTube013 5 months ago
just worked this out:
if he was 20ish when he filmed this video, and he was 14 (i think) when he wrote that book thing (:L) then he must have wrote that in 2003.
the book was published in 2006 which means it was most likely written in 2005.
PROOF.
BabeeyErin123 5 months ago 2
'hannah mgquire, and, hannah mgquire's fat mate sophie.'
BabeeyErin123 5 months ago 4
Never laughed harder, You legend Alex.
MightyLemur 5 months ago
Kinda the same list from Angus Thongs and Perfect Snogging...? :p
MikarinaMarina 5 months ago 4
@MikarinaMarina I'm assuming he read the books when he was younger;)
zoejuliastabler 5 months ago
@zoejuliastabler Nah; in the info box he said he's never read the books :p
MikarinaMarina 5 months ago
@MikarinaMarina Oh I see, haha, how weirdd
zoejuliastabler 5 months ago
@PancakeKisses exactly my thoughts as he read this through!
LornaEvelynn 5 months ago
I'm not alone! :D We're NEST-MAKING-FOR-WORMS BUDDIESSSS!
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WaterBottle1998 5 months ago
like if you searched 'hannah mcguire' on facebook after watching this lol
oidhsbudsjghwfdscefd 5 months ago
Angus Thongs and Perfect Snogging much :D
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gerardwhytelads 5 months ago
when you were reading out the things about the 'must be...' for a girl, i was like 'OMFG that describes me :D and then you went 'what a loser..'
ohh.
BabeeyErin123 5 months ago 4
@BabeeyErin123 oh my goodness i was thinking the same as you!!
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