the Bartender Hates You 34 Seperate Ways

[1ncr3d1bl3]

LIES!!!



[nuttycashew]

I hate when people order a shit-ton of shots, then pay for each one individually. WHYYYYY??

[WatchingObserving]

That's a nightmare.

[guyver280z]

Dick bartender finally got it back, hahaha

[gininigin]

What I learned from "the Bartender Hates You":

Don't go to the bar.

[TheAntonioPx]

the bartender was.. Fired.

[g00ts]

There are a lot of butthurt bartenders in youtube.

[ChillenIstKeinHobby]

No new season, and you know why? The Bartender Hates You!

[KaisyuVadin]

Point is: ORDER YOUR OWN DRINKS !

[MaxPentax]

This could make an awesome tv show.

[XxOokamiSamaxX]

Yeah...the last time that shit happened at my bar I almost ripped the bitches' heads off. Fucking ridiculous, stop being a cheap cunt and buy a round, then alternate. Four rounds should get you all fucked up enough and if you don't piss me off I might even give you one on the house.

[punkrocker1377]

PURE PWNAGE

[JayEm74]

The Fuck. The Atm is outside in the casino. Get change. Carry cash.

[RequiemOfTheDream]

wow im not a bartender but i can totally feel how you bartenders feel right now

[ponyta2]

Cape Codder and vodka cranberry is the same thing lol

[margiemunoz323]

I hate when they all pay seperate so annoying! U have to remember whos tab is whos.. Ill name somebodys tab "cute purse" just to remember them sometimes

[MrSkinheadof69]

stupid ass bitches, just order 4 diet cokes, u need it fatties

[lugoctd]

he got owned in this one XD

[TenorSaxBreed]

dude I'd be soooo freakin pissed LMAO

[jdix2011]

at least they ordered right, not cranberry vodka, or coke and rum, or coke and bourbon, reverse orders are the worst! i usually put a splash of the liquor on top if they do it just to make a point!

[DonaIvi]

@DarkJafar I am guessing u r one of them?

[justintierno]

uhh the bartender did nothing wrong in this one

[ytrewqasfd]

i love when your pouring a beer and someone walks up to you and starts ordering...oh yeah man this beer im pouring, its not for another customer im in the middle of serving no, i was just doing it coz i was bored, when it gets to the top of the glass im just going to throw it out and start again...

[violet698]

oj? you have to pay me!

[DonaIvi]

Those series are fucking awesome. One of my favorite things is when girls ask for Dry Martinis and then complain that it is pure vodka/gin, looking at you like you did something wrong.

Fucking stupid idiots...

[999lucas999]

right one that you haven't picked up on is when its very loud and they give you there order. ie a vodka and coke. then you ask them if they want a single or a double. they dont here you and repeat there order talking to you as if your a child!! SINGLE OR DOUBLE idiots!!! love this series everyone is so true!

[jaebebe22]

I hope you guys do a video on people that order drinks like "grey goose and vodka" and then look at you like an idiot when you ask them to repeat their order. I just pick up the goose and rail vodka bottles and ask them if they want a short or a tall haha! idiots!

Another pet peeve is when you are clearly helping another customer and someone down the bar is screaming "hey! hey!" or "bartender!"... and then when you get to them they have no idea what they want. 2 classics!

[jasirry]

All the things I'd like to do and more

[FacundoAstrada]

gracias a las personas que hicieron esta actuacion y todos estos cortos deberian pasarlos por la television como comerciales para que vean cuan molestos pueden ser los clientes una vez mas gracias

[pak0skype]

really?

[hellationships]

I started laughing when she wanted a Vodka Cranberry and a Cape Codder. They're the same damn thing.

[AtlachNacha7890]

@hellationships Cape Cod is with a splash of limejuice.

[skinynfat]

Season 3 please?

[0generationawesome0]

@skinynfat your wishes may be granted soon enough. SOmething BIG in the world of "The bartender hates you" is in the works. Hush Hush now, but it is gonna be huge!!

[iSaiiiD]

@0generationawesome0 its been 8months since you said this.. aint the big big new bartender out yet^^! cant wait!!

[Nitro187]

@0generationawesome0 9 months later... still nothing....

[akakentiy]

@0generationawesome0 you lied



[SnoocheeBoochees]

@0generationawesome0 9 months later. Whats happening with this?

[CnCPolar]

@0generationawesome0 WHERE THE FUCK IS SEASON THREE?!? please ? :D

[peterboats]

Foxx, it's cause you've never served or bar tended before.

[ReddFoxx1562]

This one is pretty weak; long setup, absolutely no payoff.

[richipdaman]

dude watched all the 34 vids you's have out about the bar so far ,,, pure gold,!!! i feel your pain, cheers for putting what we want to do to these customers in to movies, big fan!!

[goingbroke75]

The best videos ever!!! I would love to add ideas for season 3...

[daverice98]

This happens to me at least once a night. Silly, stupid cows!

[bryanaparis]

they should do the one also about how Asian woman and white women NEVER have cash money and always wanna order something fucking stupid on there parents credit card

[forcebwitya]

@bryanaparis Go on... You gotta cover all the bases, the hotties aren't the only ones who hold everything up.

[kevmacs807]

These are the same people who get mad because waiting for drinks because the bartender is busy running in 4 separate orders. Buy a round each, why are chicks so annoying to serve?

OTHER:

1) since when do people order Vodka, soda lime and not expect there to be lime juice? If you order Vodka, soda it is probably already coming with a lime wedge!!

2) It's a double vodka cran soda NOT Cran, double soda, vodka!! Any idea how annoying it is to decipher a reverse engineered drink order?

[sopoose]

@kevmacs807 So true..... Or people who order Diet Rum and cokes..... Or even worse, kids who order a beer of lager, who the fuck says that!?

[samydoot]

i swear i hate people who do that, and then they want it split on card under the minimum, plebs

[mazm2k]

Rules of attending the bar

1) you don't have to get totally shit faced

2) Buy drinks in rounds, its easier

3) if you think your too drunk to be there you probably are

4) if you want to buy the pretty girl at the end of the bar a drink, go ask her what she would like...not have the bartender be your personal cupid

this list could go on

[dbpolice155]

That was more of the, YOU hate the bartender.. haha

[Boxtit]

dont they have more than 2 ppl working there

[MoxieMule]

@Boxtit No. Because they work for tips. Hypothetically a bartender can handle 80 to 100 guests with relative ease in a beer and wine bar, and around 60 to 80 in a martini/mixed bar. The reality is harder to quantify because of THESE people.

Bartenders are there to make drinks & make sure zero culpability assholes don't get too drunk and kill themselves and others. Putting up with bullshit is a very distant third. It's been almost a decade since I did this, and I still remember these customers.

[JonOptimusPrime]

he looks a little more out of shape then he was in the first one...

[cookingandfitness]

fark I hate those groups

[ANTIAMERICANCRUSADE]

In conclusion ..after seeing all this episodes .i dont feel in the mood for going to a bar or club no more ..for drinkers this will be a good excuse for stop drinking once and for all ..thank you

[h0axd3m0n]

I Fucking HATE it when that happens and most of the time they have a wallet stuffed full of notes that they could have gave me.

[djrdx]

eh i just grab the one that ordered's card usually when that happens.

or the closest cash

[bolch88bb8]

@djrdx exactly right dude...as soon as i see the card and cash from two different people...i take the cash and say sorry peoples...i like cash so much better!

[alonekhoiz]

That's the most ANNOYING thing that could happen amongst the ones ive seen till now.

[takedasilence]

fuck offf!!!!!!

[DARKSHATOW]

DAMNIT! now he's getting screwed

[MaroonCamaro]

LOL Individual B.S is the worse. Just have one buy the round and the others get the next. Don't be that cheap joo that only pays for your drink.

[iamjacksear]

where was the rebuttal from the bar tender?

[DarkJusticeMetal]

Hey, not to be a total buzzkill, but if I know someone who did this shit like the bartender does, his ass is getting fired.

[sdf2008]

@DarkJusticeMetal You of course realize that these are fantasy scenarios of what the bartender WANTS to do to people when they behave this way.

[youdkilltobeme]

This is seriously the WORST. Do groups of bitches realize how much of a pain in the ass that situation is for a bartender?!

[fijikid80]

@youdkilltobeme I know that situation well. It sucks and the way to fix it is by taking one chick's card and running everything on that one card and letting them sort out the differences. Problem solved.

[musasrecords]

Split checks really?!?!?!? Fuck people. Go eat and drink by your self then!!!!

[stlcardinalfan64]

I hate all you people who comment on this saying how youve had this same experience, guess what? NOONE GIVES A SHIT!

[friendlypete]

@stlcardinalfan64 calm down, this is 'Bartender Only' time.

[Airbattleship]

Been there...dealt with that...

[Hondawg4]

Fuck That! I would kicked all of the them the fuck OUT! Damn 21 year old idiots!

[hakimESC]

@Hondawg4 21yo idiots? lol, we got 15 or less bitches in czech republick.. beat em!!

[youdkilltobeme]

cape codder! lol dude this one drives bartenders fucking nuts and happens more often than any other one ive seen on here so far.

[Logalugger]

the one that took all those orders i woul have just taken her card.

[reyraze]

kill them.. ..kill them all!!

[letthywillbedone]

lol been there!

[Jeng1125]

This is one of the worst things...ughh!

[TheFarmer3]

thats the fucking worst! especially if your busy. fuck those people.

[JL86d]

For all the people who don't like these videos-these scenarios are YOU!

[azwildcats69]

@JL86d and stay out of our bars!

[crbosslady78]

@JL86d Amen!! Freaking love these videos....like a visual hospo bible! I think of these when I'm dealing with (just another) dipshit customer because it makes me smile and so the customer thinks I give a shit....but really....

[aphex333]

Who the hell cant have a bit of change or take turns shouting! Yes it it is money but FFS!!! you hate things at your jon as well!

Bartenders rock!!!

[fillette73]

if people wouldnt be ordering drinks you woudnt have a job ... shut the f$%?&* up and stop complaining ... or get another job.

[joebeasly2013]

@fillette73 your ann asswhole who should never come to my bar thats fasho

[kadikjis]

drinks,not coctails..:D

[kadikjis]

they ordered four DIFFERENT coctails,but he made all four same..

[joebeasly2013]

@kadikjis no he didnt one was pinapple,one was oj, and one was cranberry, and the cape cod wich is the same as cranberry

[TimLake]

He doesn't actually do anything in this one. I thought the point of these was the way he reacts. That's what I found funny anyway

[Oron999]

Can I get A Stoli And Vodka?? Pul-ease!! every F-ing nite with Chicks like this!!

[fijikid80]

@Oron999 Or a Grey Goose and vodka? I hear that one all the time and when I question them, they look at me like I'm the stupid one. Morons!

[edguyrocks]

This is thee worst scenario when you are trying to fuckin fly. honestly ladies....one get the first round, and so forth. The only way this is a good thing is if you get a $5 spot on each transaction, but that never happens cuz chics don't tip for shit.

[Oron999]

You know It!!!

[barcelonabartender]

THAT is why we don't take any cards in our bar ;-)

Just cash!!!

[jvee617]

hey you guys need to give someone a New Jersey Turnpike in season three!!! how bout the guy who leaves $10 on $200 and thinks he hooked u up! and u gotta get some pushy black women in there!!!

[mxpvmc]

Yeah the credit card thing is fucking lame, I hate it when you have people hitting you up for last call, then giving you a card. Meanwhile you have 30 people at the bar all trying to get one last drink. That credit card douche just cost the bar 6 drinks, and the barman 6 tips.

[GirlsGoNaked]

why is he getting fat? work out dude

[Glyph2040]

@GirlsGoNaked Probably cause he's drinking too much! LOL or has got a thyroid disorder, eats like crap, doesn't work out... ooorrrr all of the above. =P

[reverendgaddy]

I never understood why they do this... Still don't. If you're gonna play " ringleader ", then finish the job, right?

[Swzzi]

its not the credit cards... when YOU order something YOU PAY FOR IT! Hate when a person order 5-6 shots, then each one pays for themselves!

[introligat0r]

Yeah, I agree. Cash is even worse. You get 5-6 different bills and you need to calculate change for each one of them.

[Mediamatix]

I like it how he always mixes the same damm drink. And the same amount, too! :3

[sherwinwong8]

cape cod and a vodka cran? really? idiot

[Aren207]

women with their damn credit cards!

[funkycheeseful]

i hate it when that happens......

[B4TT3RY]

Did he... **get's shot**