Remember kids; your opinion doesn't matter if it doesn't match the majority! Hooray for conformity and peer pressure! You wouldn't believe how many kids were sent to the gulag for voicing opinions that clash with the state-sanctioned chant!
I've got to agree with the bespeckled kid"Freddie"I'm glad I'm not an Oscar Mayer Weiner"..because I've eaten those damn..hot dogs and they taste terrible!
In reality, Little Oscar was a superhero. The Wienermobie carried him as he fought crime in every grocery store and delicatessen in the midwest. Imagine gangstas being pelted with hot dogs and bologna sausages until they capitulated...
Oh my goodness! I remember this ad! I hadn't thought about it for years, but as soon as it started playing, I remembered seeing it and loving the non-conformist kid. My older brother and I used to sing that part of the song. Too cool!
The hot dog should be the perfect junk food. It reminds people of the Phallus, it's tasty, and very, very filling, fattening and unhealthy.
Yet it has never caught on, since its name reminds people, subconsciously, of ancestral memories such as the Seige and Commune of Paris in 1870, when workers ate their pet dogs.
Its German origin and name "wiener" is another strike against it, although this by itself hasn't hurt the hamburger.
In fact, Oscar Maier and his family merely conformed to pre-existing USDA regulations passed in response to capitalist exploitation of the workers and consumers in and of the meat packing industry, described in the socialist reformer Upton Sinclair's book The Jungle. Legally under capital-friendly US law they informed Chicago consumers that their hot dogs were pure when by law those hot dogs had to conform to government regulations.
Dissent in the second verse is quickly eradicated in "positive thinking": cf. Adorno, Dialectic of Enlightenment: in "positive thinking" as opposed to "critical thinking", the important gesture is to be positive without any concern for content, Freddy's survivalist dedication to the truth of a wiener's existence (Wiener-Sein) as being loved to death is overcome by the voice of the mass.
@deadbodykiller Indeed, the war of advertising and "positive thinking" on critical thinking and survival itself is a death struggle in which the critical bespectacled rebel (so different from the authoritarian girl playing the teacher, a future asswipe Chicago school bureaucrat) must, like Carthage, be utterly destroyed. The result is the literal vacancy in the mind of the collective and individual lower middle class of advertising saturated venues, like Chicago.
@nilsbee that seems like how the kids from The Simpsons would treat Milhouse if he disagreed on that matter,although it'd be different in that he'd probably get punched by Nelson,Jimbo or Kearney in the process.
Oh for craps sake..shut up everybody. This is a commercial. Speaking of conforming...would you all please get in your Toyota Priuses with your Obama sticker on the bumper and drive off a F*CKING CLIFF somewhere. Jeez...I eat meat, wear fur when I can, drive a big SUV, spend money because I earned it..and it's my perogative....so F*ck off..and get a life.
A recent Berkeley grad friend and I have been issued a challenge:
If we get 500 people to join our Facebook group, a Berkeley undergrad student who is learning to play the bells in the campus belltower will play the Oscar Mayer Wiener Song using the bells! Please help us achieve this goal before the semester ends!
We'll celebrate with a YouTube video of the bells ringing our tune!
Please join the FB group titled Berkeley Campanile should play I Wish I Were an Oscar Mayer Wiener!
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rasisah 6 days ago
TVTROOOOOPES
PurplingYellow 1 week ago
Loveit!!!
courtneygd97 1 week ago
It's Askua from EVA! So cute!
Good product too. Amazed of how little appearance of product has changed over half a century
Teankun 1 week ago
Yawwww
breeopti 2 weeks ago
Some fanfic brought me here.
Why?!
DrNazus 3 weeks ago
@DrNazus Firewall, amirite? :3
nyerguds 3 weeks ago
@nyerguds Buck yeah. /][\
DrNazus 3 weeks ago
@DrNazus You're not alone. :D
Tord176 3 weeks ago
This is the best fucking song I ever herd haha!!!
Giants1203 1 month ago
My teacher makes us sing this song every time we go to the restroom. XD No joke.
TheNiftyCrafter 2 months ago
a hot dog is all beef a wiener is the crap nobody wants like chicken turkey etc.
Lumotaku 2 months ago
That kid in the glasses had to get beat up for that...look at him...
HavinFun805 2 months ago
youtube.com/watch?v=NkxIzWc0xbQ
Loersson1 2 months ago
Yeah, how bad it is that child doesn't want to be eaten!
Wait...
notbobby125 2 months ago
lol that's sooooo cute
hannahlicious100 3 months ago
Listen to Blood from My Chemical Romance you'll see it sounds just like this ad
hotcharger66 3 months ago
Ha
Scanurr 3 months ago
Dam kid cant stick up for himself
fireworker32 4 months ago
@fireworker32
The little girl is a red head he knows arguing with her is futitle.
Lumotaku 2 months ago
thats some good meat
ptwob 4 months ago
Just played this on the tenor sax. Sounds awesome in the key of B-flat minor.
KroMcLovinFaSho 4 months ago
Nothing like juicy weiner......
HiGhLiKeAlLaDin 4 months ago
who's the poindexter singing on his own?
nath909 4 months ago
lol i looked this up bc it randomly poped into my head XD
SuperWaffleLol 4 months ago
How many times can the announcer say "meat"?
annanwaters 4 months ago 2
@37 she kinda creepy
eskate1234567 5 months ago
I wonder how %^&*ed up Sandra grew up.
kome360 5 months ago
Disturbing...
SonicdaShapeshifter 5 months ago
0:42
SupressedGaming 5 months ago
Penis joke.
flyer3f 5 months ago
It's a pun in a bun!
StealthTroops 5 months ago
Remember kids; your opinion doesn't matter if it doesn't match the majority! Hooray for conformity and peer pressure! You wouldn't believe how many kids were sent to the gulag for voicing opinions that clash with the state-sanctioned chant!
MrSnrub666 5 months ago
I wonder what animal these little chunks of bone belong to as i eat my hotdog
WWF4200 5 months ago
i love these hotdogz
gabulldogs96 6 months ago
@gabulldogs96 NOO...you love those WIENERS!
ronnieron555 6 months ago
They all want to be Oscar Mayer's wiener?
Xperious 6 months ago
Lol it says its all good meat but it's a hotdog...isn't that all the meat they don't put in every thing else?
shotgunorrifle 6 months ago
I knew some IDIOTS here would immediately take this phrase and add sex to it just to be funny,that's really sad.
iceboy207 6 months ago
-.- Nowadays when you search "wiener" that stupid Wiener dude that screwed up the politics come up -.-
ikei98 6 months ago
OOOOOHHHHH i wish i were an Oscar meyer wiener! i would be a P-I-M-P
if i were a oscar meyer wienerrrr then all the BITCHES would wanna SUCK my DICK!
whitesoxbuff 6 months ago
@whitesoxbuff Sounds like something Eazy-E would write.
PrinceAppalling 5 months ago
I searched "wiener"...
marrymecharming 6 months ago
@marrymecharming lawl
thezionzion 6 months ago
Less Than Jake covered this song. I love it
rageagainstboxhead 7 months ago
LSS! lol
johannas58 7 months ago
Commercials used to be fun sometimes. Now, they're just annoying,
sneezepal 7 months ago
@sneezepal That is so true.
Corbinater45 6 months ago
OMG i F***ing love ding dongs and hot dogs!!!
shaunashoes1 7 months ago
Anyone else find this ad a little creepy? Remember kids, you have to conform to what everyone around you is doing.
lazyman556 7 months ago 12
@lazyman556 Oscar Mayer Wiener: The complainer is always wrong.
8x13Wolf 5 months ago 2
0:39 LOL
SergeSniper 7 months ago
My teacher Mr.Knisley told me about a guy who had a ginny in the bottle & 3 wishes who sang this song.
doelsuparman 7 months ago
♪♫ Oh I wish I were Oscar Mayer's Wiener.
That is what I'd truly like to be.
'Cause if I were Oscar Mayer's Wiener,
Ev'ryone would be in love with me.♪♫
tvcelebrity90210 7 months ago
LOL Another Wiener disliked this video 10 times.
dollfayce91 7 months ago
ohhh I'm glad I'm not a twitter mired wiener
that is what I never want to be.e.e.e
cause if I were a ...twitter mired wiener
there would soon be nothing left of me.e.e Sandra C Smith aka Craigar
Craigarful 7 months ago
I wish I was Anthony Weiner's Weiner
That is what I truly wish to be
cause if i was Anthony Weiner's weiner
my hand would be in love
oh my hand would be in love
my right hand would be stroking me
LeseMajeste 7 months ago
I heard this on the Simpsons lol
iceman8736 7 months ago
wtf is this the hitler youth. Why can't someone not want to be an Oscar Mayer Wiener. There so many wrong messages with this ad
MCorangutan 7 months ago 2
Timeless and Timely! LOL
vegaswolf 7 months ago
"It's all GOOD meat" lol
pricklypear90 7 months ago
Kid 1: I'm glad I'm not an Oscar Mayer wiener!
Kid 2: No! YOU MUST ASSIMILATED! >:(
legomovieman94 7 months ago
♪ Oh I like to be an Oscar Meyer Weiner ♪
♪ That is what I really want to be ♪
♪ For if I was an Oscar Meyer Weiner ♪
♪ I would show my Weiner on TV ♪
SuprMunkd 7 months ago
Oscar Weiner just admitted it was his dog and not an imposter Weiner!!!
dougpage73 7 months ago
I love it!! It reminds me when our TV was simple and not trash.
jimbopepper 7 months ago
Anthony Weiner disliked this video 10 times LOL.
dollfayce91 7 months ago 2
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hahahaha if you have a dirty mind, then i suggest oscar mayer
serialkillerbob65 8 months ago
hahahaha if you have a dirty mind, then i suggest oscar meyer.
serialkillerbob65 8 months ago
Hooray for mindless conformity! Get back in line, peasants!
gamesDAMNED 8 months ago 2
I heard Weiners WEINER had everything on it!
NWsubmom 8 months ago 2
This song is the underpants theme song of a Congressman from New York!
TrochilusTales 8 months ago 2
This song is the underpants theme song of a Congressman from New York!
TrochilusTales 8 months ago
...i eat ball park franks....
thestegman100 8 months ago
Freddie won't last long as a hater
bk5593 8 months ago
Freddie
bk5593 8 months ago
I liked it better on the simpsons. RDRR!!
mansitopinta 8 months ago
OH I WISH THAT I HAD OSCAR MEYER'S WEINER!
StriffenCloud 8 months ago
i love this sonq my friend kyle sanq it in class and he asked our teacher if he knew it and my teacher started to sinq it with us!(:
danielitta1000 8 months ago
aww :) classic.
kielymarie79 9 months ago
I've got to agree with the bespeckled kid"Freddie"I'm glad I'm not an Oscar Mayer Weiner"..because I've eaten those damn..hot dogs and they taste terrible!
TheStanbabe 9 months ago
They use all good meat in their weiners
DerpingProductions 9 months ago
gay.
freelockerzstuff2 9 months ago
that kid has some problems.
FudgeYoMuffinsShow 9 months ago
"All good meat" LOL
tessabianca 10 months ago
YES!!! SEE...there called "WIENERS"....NOT HOT DOGS!!! A "hot dog" is a WIENER in a BUN!!
seatboi 10 months ago 38
@seatboi you mean THEY'RE called
cmedytrgdy 7 months ago
@seatboi That is what Anthony Weiner thought too!!!
roadhouse67 7 months ago 9
Less Than Jake's cover owns this
JoeladoreMCR 10 months ago
complete meat protein... mmmmmmm tasty
EzioAuditore 10 months ago
Freddie, don't let those kids bully you! Do not conform, DO NOT CONFORM...
time to... pick up a gun, Freddie...
nerkman 10 months ago 5
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TheStanbabe 11 months ago
propaganda at it's finest. GOOD OLE'MERICA
Mecella21 11 months ago
Oscar Mayer nazis will always find you.
ddhboy2 11 months ago 5
OK, now Im hungry!
anria85 11 months ago
I remember this commercial very well - epsecially when the two kids show up looing rather displeased with the [gasp] non-conformist kid...
shmuli9 11 months ago
In reality, Little Oscar was a superhero. The Wienermobie carried him as he fought crime in every grocery store and delicatessen in the midwest. Imagine gangstas being pelted with hot dogs and bologna sausages until they capitulated...
Viaamtrak 1 year ago
hurrayyyyy for peer-pressure!!!!
angelo270696 1 year ago 29
@angelo270696
exactly!!! LOL!
Tigeron1a 1 year ago
This commercial is pure genius. A milestone in TV ads.
cepinobel 1 year ago
fuck you /v/
JustinJsen 1 year ago
... How come your mom lets you eat TWO weiners...
66420192 1 year ago
freddy must be on drugs cause i love me some oscar meyer wieners
legodude604 1 year ago
Gee, Bill...
Quex01 1 year ago
Haha!
HenrySpicyWiener 1 year ago
This is very, very creepy.
Asymmetrically 1 year ago
don't get it....
Mafon2 1 year ago
Don't diss Oscar Mayer Wieners, their little kid hit squads WILL TRACK YOU DOWN!
Shrike2101 1 year ago 2
Now I feel like eating weaners.
Bastiest 1 year ago
This is why I hate my name...
Oscar847 1 year ago 3
9 people arent oscar meyer weiners XD
JesseDatDat 1 year ago
i like these hot dogs but the jingle for armour is better
sam4062 1 year ago
Hy-Larious
dollarsigncentsign 1 year ago
ohh i wish i had a bigger weiner, thats what i really want, cause if i did everyone would be in love with me
DrStabatoe 1 year ago
I used to think it was "everyone would take a bite of me"
MattieRydalch 1 year ago
I want that Oscar Mayer wiener right up my Butt!!!!!
BradleyBrit 1 year ago
¡¡¡Excelente!!!, este Jingle me trae gratos recuerdos de mi infancia, Dios bendiga a su compositor, saludos y bendiciónes desde Bogotá DC.
Jucaconro28 1 year ago
hahaha
MsShootingstar123 1 year ago
This is why I hate my name.
Oscar847 1 year ago 3
@Oscar847 hahaha!
XxmonstahobgobxX 1 year ago
@Oscar847 lol
tkwtg 1 year ago
I'm here because of Homer, that fucking Jay Sherman knew the isong too, bastard!
MaghoxFr 1 year ago
also i just thought
and if i was an oscar meyer PENIS
:D
tvfan103 1 year ago
lol i just thought about the movie accepted when i first seen this commercial =)
tvfan103 1 year ago
@tvfan103 I'm here because of that dude in the hot dog costume.
pogoindustrie 1 year ago
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Oh, I'd love to be a Philip Morris hot dog.
That's who owns Oscar Mayer, you see,
And if they could put nicotine in hot dogs,
Then, they would addict both you and me!
(From the rat dog tobacco drug pushers)
tripjet999 1 year ago
I wonder if it was pun-intended.
miellikkiful 1 year ago 39
@miellikkiful no, it was BUN-intended! oh I'm good.
kink247 10 months ago
@miellikkiful I'm retarded. What pun?
FlamoAralias 9 months ago
If those kids sing about wieners and then eat those same wieners, are they cannibals then?
LordShadrach 1 year ago
Little Sandra Smyth sure likes to pull her weight around--all 40 lbs of it LOL! I bet she grew up to become a congresswoman!
I've often thought they oughtta do a modern sequal to this commercial, featuring the kids (now grandparents!) and their grandkids.
vinidici 1 year ago
Oh my goodness! I remember this ad! I hadn't thought about it for years, but as soon as it started playing, I remembered seeing it and loving the non-conformist kid. My older brother and I used to sing that part of the song. Too cool!
MrMittendorf 1 year ago
@MrMittendorf Oh boy, you're old. :]
kimimaro9979 1 year ago
lol i want everyone to love me to jk lol =)
acp369712 1 year ago
The kid with the glasses says mayer "winners"
daewonsongpingpong 1 year ago
Lmao, are they made from meat by any chance????
thomasbeauarrowsmith 1 year ago
Implied cannibalism? O_ô
SavageHoax 1 year ago
I can't believe that we'd all some how not like to have a coke and a smile with our weiners held high....
smoring 1 year ago
The hot dog should be the perfect junk food. It reminds people of the Phallus, it's tasty, and very, very filling, fattening and unhealthy.
Yet it has never caught on, since its name reminds people, subconsciously, of ancestral memories such as the Seige and Commune of Paris in 1870, when workers ate their pet dogs.
Its German origin and name "wiener" is another strike against it, although this by itself hasn't hurt the hamburger.
I suggest it be relabeled a Hot Dick.
spinoza1111 1 year ago
In fact, Oscar Maier and his family merely conformed to pre-existing USDA regulations passed in response to capitalist exploitation of the workers and consumers in and of the meat packing industry, described in the socialist reformer Upton Sinclair's book The Jungle. Legally under capital-friendly US law they informed Chicago consumers that their hot dogs were pure when by law those hot dogs had to conform to government regulations.
spinoza1111 1 year ago
Dissent in the second verse is quickly eradicated in "positive thinking": cf. Adorno, Dialectic of Enlightenment: in "positive thinking" as opposed to "critical thinking", the important gesture is to be positive without any concern for content, Freddy's survivalist dedication to the truth of a wiener's existence (Wiener-Sein) as being loved to death is overcome by the voice of the mass.
spinoza1111 1 year ago
Why he no want be wiener? Best job evah!
ThatUberNoob 1 year ago
I wonder if they decapitated that asshole kid's head with the sign afterwards.
deadbodykiller 1 year ago
@deadbodykiller Indeed, the war of advertising and "positive thinking" on critical thinking and survival itself is a death struggle in which the critical bespectacled rebel (so different from the authoritarian girl playing the teacher, a future asswipe Chicago school bureaucrat) must, like Carthage, be utterly destroyed. The result is the literal vacancy in the mind of the collective and individual lower middle class of advertising saturated venues, like Chicago.
spinoza1111 1 year ago
those toatsed hot dog buns look delicious
BreezyLotus 1 year ago
All Good meat, to bring out the Good meat flavor!
OfficialWarrock 1 year ago
@OfficialWarrock sorry to burst your bubble, but he said BEEF flavor :P
EinsDaVinGaliDar 1 year ago
jajajaja this is just great
ferkiss1989 1 year ago
know that from simpsons
nilsbee 1 year ago
@nilsbee me too
traken19 1 year ago
@nilsbee that seems like how the kids from The Simpsons would treat Milhouse if he disagreed on that matter,although it'd be different in that he'd probably get punched by Nelson,Jimbo or Kearney in the process.
TheSlickAndroid 1 year ago
im about to eat a banana....
mclovin163092 1 year ago
Hee Hee Hee Hee! Boy,are you in for it! She's hot under the collar!
Smooth move,Freddy! Now you are in charge of the refreshments!
SaturdayMorno86 1 year ago
Damn if a girl looked at me like that i'd kick her ass
rando435 1 year ago
That one kid wanted to eat a salad
.,... with light vinegerette dressing !
guddaysunshine 1 year ago
Oh for craps sake..shut up everybody. This is a commercial. Speaking of conforming...would you all please get in your Toyota Priuses with your Obama sticker on the bumper and drive off a F*CKING CLIFF somewhere. Jeez...I eat meat, wear fur when I can, drive a big SUV, spend money because I earned it..and it's my perogative....so F*ck off..and get a life.
theshug1 1 year ago
@theshug1 Dude... +99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 to that!!
legorok37 1 year ago
@theshug1 woot we need more people like you
aicidash 1 year ago
oh i wish i was an oscar meyer wiener... in your buns.
XD Aha! thats my version. lol
this song is classic too. :D
and i love it. ^-^
MEMZ31 1 year ago
And so the rational one is forced into conformity by the unenlightened mob rule. Such is life.
messagetocydonia 1 year ago
I may have been only a year old I remember this commercial vividly! Now I cant get the song out of my head now!
reneesie 1 year ago
I got two messages from the ad:
1. Eat meat. Just meat. Nothing but meat. Not even a type of meat like pork or beef. JUST MEAT!
2. CONFORM.
TalkinXbox 1 year ago
@TalkinXbox ...What?
Vaxliscious 1 year ago
@TalkinXbox Why your comment doesn't make sense.
It is telling you to eat a specific kind of meat. Oscar Meyer hot dog meat.
Vaxliscious 1 year ago
pffft best classic ad. BEST DAMN ADD EVAR!
sovietluigi 1 year ago
If I had a kid that expressed a desire to be a hot dog, I would be looking for a child psychiatrist and fast!
bluecatky 1 year ago
A typical example of how bossy girls are
oldgapgoil 1 year ago
CONFORM!!
dylan9094 1 year ago
Now, I have seen the commercial! :P
LifeIsABigPuzzle 1 year ago
"Step up kids and jump into the grinder!"
LordShadrach 1 year ago 2
In my times children wanted to be barbies, rock stars or superheroes...
blancopatri 1 year ago
@blancopatri Now they ARE barbies, rock stars and superheroes :D (but either way they are weiners whether they want to be or not)
proud2bJewish 1 year ago
stephen likes this song because he likes weiners, stephen said so
letseeitplease 1 year ago
wow old
dalmatianlucky 1 year ago
This commercial is better than some entire shows on friday night network TV lately.
MattTheSaiyan 1 year ago 32
freddie sucks =)
yangtootvic 1 year ago
This commercial is super cute!
GrtDncrAriq 1 year ago
if you were an oscar mayer weiner, then you would be gone in a flash. What a stupid song, kids wanting to be hot dogs! PeTA would not be happy...
kcthatsawinner 1 year ago
@kcthatsawinner HAHA! :D
yaelbunny 1 year ago
i think this song is so cute
mopieful 1 year ago
I wish I were an Oscar Mayer Weiner
That is what I truly wish to be
cause if i were a oscar mayer weiner
everyone would be in love
oh everyone would be in love
everyone would be in love with me
167Kagome 1 year ago
Do you like wieners?
sadisth06 1 year ago
damn this is old..ive never even herd this song..but im only 14 years old turnin 15 in august
sAsUsAkU6000 1 year ago
A recent Berkeley grad friend and I have been issued a challenge:
If we get 500 people to join our Facebook group, a Berkeley undergrad student who is learning to play the bells in the campus belltower will play the Oscar Mayer Wiener Song using the bells! Please help us achieve this goal before the semester ends!
We'll celebrate with a YouTube video of the bells ringing our tune!
Please join the FB group titled Berkeley Campanile should play I Wish I Were an Oscar Mayer Wiener!
RachelFashionLaw 1 year ago