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  • are you fucking filming this with your nokia

  • Man u got some pretty nice tech i can see every pixel crystal clear

  • what kind of potato was this filmed with?

  • Was this filed with your foodstamps?

  • this was filmed with a toaster.

  • While at Walmarts, you should have got a better camera.

  • Those are greeters, dumb ass. In some locations, Walmart security are actually police. that's how it is in NY.

  • me: walmart card yay!

    cops:hands up

    me:no look at video

    cops:whatever

  • Jesus recorded this.

  • well we know you didnt steal a decent camera

  • cool plug you recorded with!

  • if i had a dollar for every pixel in this video i'd have a dollar

  • @halo71546 well isnt that original

  • recorded with a mouse trap

  • Did you film this with a potato!!??

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  • in 100 years people will look at this video and say : " look , that's when they still filmed stuff with a toaster "

  • 1.) That's a greeter, not security.

    2.) Walmart security would turn your jokes and laughter into tears and pain.

    3.) 240p? Whose the dumbass now?

  • 240p... we meet again

  • Your a retard nuff said

  • Dumbass video...

  • well that was cute... ya fuckin fruit-baskets....

  • @RESDOG15 no its fruit cakes (i'm a whiteboy7thst fan)

  • did you download this with A FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT CALCULATOR?!??!

  • our wal mart has no security yay more fun 4 me!!!

  • Nice quality, I am guessing you bought your camera at Wal-mart as well.

  • this is some halarious shit

  • Wow what a waist of time on these stupid punks that think its funny. Why is the security stupid?? Looks like you are for tripping the alarm for no reason.

  • hahahaha im going to do this to someone

  • what did you film this with a potato?

  • walmart super srs bsns

  • that's not walmart security.. theyre called door greeters. nothing to do with the undercover guys.. they dont stop you because of stupid security tags.

  • With what did you filmed that? a fucking rock?

  • steal yourself a new camera while your at it

  • camera = shit

  • Generally, the only people who don't like LP are the ones who steal and create problems within a store. For the most part, LP leaves everyday customers alone (not always, but the majority).

    It just never ceases to amaze me how people bitch about LP and bitch about high prices at the same time.

    Whoever said "stealing from Wal-Mart is sticking it to the man" is a moron. You are only sticking it to yourself and any family/friends you have that shop, because YOU are raising their prices.

  • Is this negitive 8megapixel camera made by Atari?

  • one time these hillbilly walmart security wen a kid man or girl walks pass them they would look at there ass

  • your camera sucks and you have no lives.

  • When they stop you at the door and ask to see your receipt you have absolutely no legal obligation to show them. You've already paid for the item and you now own it. They have no right to ask for proof that you bought an item that you own. Know your rights and when they ask to see your receipt tell them to suck a dick.

  • @shaunmason220 Yeah, I never stop for receipt checkers. You don't even have to stop when those door alarms go off, it doesn't give probable cause to be searched.

  • @qqmoreprz Exactly right, you can just walk away. Some retail store wont even try to stop people they know are stealing. They just let them steal while calling the police. Then they try to distract the person until the cops get there.

  • @shaunmason220 Yeah you're an asshole.

  • @skyshot929 what, did your parents tell you to say that? or did you come up with that in your own brainwashed little mind? How about this, you can go back to your playgrounds and stop thinking that someone who doesn't let the people who abuse their authority (that is if they even have any) push them around is a "bad guy" who needs to be punished. And if you don't, then just know that one of these days, somebody is going to get fed up with your misplaced smack talk and kick your ignorant ass

  • lmao nice

  • So basically you were all being a bunch of dorks and a general pain in the ass... But then you find it justifiable to moan about being followed by undercover security and for getting stopped because you put security tags in your friend's hood, causing the alarms to kick off?

    Get a fucking life.

  • @TalonWolf thats yankton for you[=

    

  • when you steal from walmart you are sticking it to the man

    steal everything you can from there

    fuck them and their shitty chinese products

  • now this is what i call 1080p :D

  • @TheID3000 1080pixels?

    

  • @CurtJames93 What do you think?

  • This video sucks, what the fuck is the point of this shit!?

  • fucking idiots.

  • Nice joke :D

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  • Walmart is an abomination.

  • the best thing ever is the quality

  • blue ray quality

  • What you do is you buy somthing get the recipt and go back in real quick take another it beeps you show the recipt and say that cashier sold it to me and he/she did so you get off with no shit.

  • @NintendoMastery

    only shit, thatz a good idea,

  • this video is un-watchable. makes me want walmart though

  • Trust me I'm LP for Walmart we can't search you but we don't stop you unless we know for sure you stole. If we stop you and you fight we will fight and yes we can touch you. If you bull shit and lie and don't turn anything over we don't just let you go. The police will come and you will be arrested. We don't play around and it's not a joke. If your stopped at walmart it's because you did steal!

  • @mdetetta TRY THAT SHIT ON ME AND I WILL KNIFE YOU

  • @TheCarlaFranklin ...pussies usually use knives

  • every walamrt has sercerty marked and unmarked trust me II work there and we will chase you with probably cause so stop stealing

  • fuck they act all tough but its just show and tell to try and get others not to steal and it never works people steal from walmart more then the US government steals from us thats sad and when that person has something inside their pockets that they did actually steal they are not allowed to touch you or search you in any way or form or even ask you to remove w/e it is so just act cool and you'll get away with alot

  • Just to let everyone know, walmart employees aren't allowed to stop you and if they do you file a HUGE fuckin law suit against them =D

    So next time the alarm goes off, just keep on walkin'.

  • @AgentxAnonymous Walmart employees are covered under merchant law and have the right to investigate any theft of merchandise/services/or cash that belongs to it. They can also use reasonable force to detain you for a reasonable amount of time during that investigation. Not only will you lose your lawsuit terribly, you'll end up with a free ride in a police car. Now thats assuming that you stole, if you didnt then they wouldnt stop you at the door. Please know what your talking about.

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  • @AgentxAnonymous I like how you're acting tough yet you are wrong. The door greeters arn't part of Wal-Marts Asset Protection Team. They're there to make sure the product that you purchased and is setting off the sensor is able to be used when you get home. I.E. your video game was removed from the hard shell case. Thats not considered a "stop". A "stop" would be when a plain clothes AP associate stops you at the door and detains you. So, Sorry. You're wrong.

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  • @AgentxAnonymous You obviously have no idea what you are talking about. Every retailer is covered under Merchant Law to investigate the theft of mechandise. Walmart does not have a "no stop policy". It doesnt exist. In fact there are policys in place that specifically go over how to detain shoplifters. Arrests at walmart are common place. I'm sorry but you can even call walmart's corporate offices and they will tell you that they detain and investigate theft from their stores.

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  • @AgentxAnonymous ? Wtf are you talking about?

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  • @AgentxAnonymous My name isnt edan. So once again you're wrong. You're pretty bad at this.

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  • @AgentxAnonymous Yea I'm a firefighter in New Jersey. . . They take photos of us all the time. I dont work for them. LAWL.

  • @german8235 LAWLZ Edan.......

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  • when that POS goes off I just keep walking. Motherfuckers should have deactivated the shit when they rung me up. And It's an unlucky day to the door guy who asks to check my receipt.

    Guilty until proven innocent, walmart? Suck my dick, I refuse to be illegally detained or waste one single second of my life proving my innocence to you corporate whores.

  • Get off my nerves I'm innocent.

  • what the fuck is this fucking bullshit crap!?

  • haha looks like you guys were bored lol

  • wish they had guns to stop you from wasting peoples time

  • LOL @ The annotation advertisment for wal mart. Thumb up if you hate ads!

  • i went on the intercom this undercover security guard started followig me and my friend around so we went to the bathroom and the guy walked in so then we leave the bathroom while hes still in there he follows us out i go on the intercom again unaware of his presence then he finally confronts us and pulls out a walkie talkie so me and my friend walked out

  • You should've done some Urban Sprinting!

  • @Fonwinkle wtf? wierdo.

  • wat he find on the floor

  • just a buch of tards tryn to act cool. but looking like asses

  • the security guard should have kicked your ass for having a shitty camera!

  • There goes my hero... tha Wal-mart security guard to save tha day. "the cops are coming". "but, you set off the alarm" Next, time you guys should put one of those security tags on a remote control car and hide somewhere and keep setting the alarm off and make them chase it, lol. OMG, i'm gunna do it. fuc it.

  • well undercover would be looking they wait to you past the front end and then take you down

  • lol ive never been stopped or seen anyone get stopped from the beepers goin off xD probably cause you were already bein followed tho

  • hilarious!!!!!!

  • You guys probably think you're such bosses for doing this. what you don't realize is that you look like a group of retards. Show some respect for people trying to do their jobs.

  • @jasonszhang i agree wit u 100%

  • My information came from A) A related news report about Walmart policy B) An employee of Walmart. The person that challenged you may not have been a Walmart employee but rather a security company under contract. This is their job, not that of greeters and stockers. It's in Walmart's best interest to let a DVD walk out of the store rather than to have an employee get killed over such a petty loss. The hired security outfit has their own liability insurance against loss prevention gone bad.

  • how is walmart's security the dumbasses?

  • people like these kids are the kind that will act all bad ass and tough, but when someone confronts them they are pussies and cry.

  • he was fucking witch them if you tack a old s tag and swipe it witch a magnit 40 50 times it will work

  • Why did you even stop? If the alarm goes off, it doesn't mean you have to stop at all.

    I'm guessing you stopped and got into the whole charade with the employees for "fun". If not, if it ever goes off again, smile and keep walking. You aren't legally required to stop.

  • ha ha ha ha you have on a hoody from there store and the think you put a random tag on the end of your hood lol there are stupid

  • I work there and my friend was fired cause they accused her of stealing and they would have to prove it and i know her she did not steal i thought what they did to my friend was bs.

  • I steal all the time from walmart like iPod stuff and other things it's fun to do

  • yehp...your camera sucks..

  • If you ever do steal from Walmart, just run like crazy to your car and get out! Walmart employees are not allowed to chase you. If they do, they get fired!

  • yesterday a fag stealing pushed me so i threw a rock at him :) he got hit but ran and then his car was broke and he tried to turn it on i was like... i wanna kill him

  • Thats not true

  • @pm0501 Apparently not true. I was accused of stealing at a Walmart (not guilty) after I walked to my car after leaving. One of their employees followed me to my car and asked for the receipt, which I refused. I drove off and got pulled over, etc. and ended up with a gift card because I threatened to sue.

    In short, if they aren't allowed to chase people or they get fired, that's not what happened to me. The same guy was working there a month after this incident.

  • they are allowed to chase you on Wal Mart property

    which includes the parking lot!

    you leave the parking lot and it's the cops job

    but usually the cops will be there before you get the chance to drive away, or even if you do drive away you license plates and car description will give you away

    better off just removing the metal tags and walking out casually

    or buy something else cheaper to take away the suspicion of walking in and out with what appears to be nothing

  • Or not stealing.

  • Ok, you set the alarm off - they question you .... How does that make them dumbasses again? I missed that part. LOL

  • Come and try in my store. U will c da diff .... ;)

  • man i have stolen 100 of things from walmart and that alarm never goes off!

  • Douchebags. Really? This is how you get your kicks? These people are there earning a paycheck. Grow up losers

  • Those people that, like, have jobs and stuff are dumbasses.

  • It's harmless fun people...don't be so uptight

  • u have a fucked up camera xD

  • @XilovehatersX , cell phones cameras always suck, I know this post is 2 months old, just advising.

  • @XilovehatersX probably stole it from walmart

  • i do stupid stuff all the time its fun

  • they got undercover security at the walmart i go to

  • @kick0u7thejams those would be loss prevention personnel theres a difference between security guards and loss prevention. loss prevention members can arrest you using force.

  • @ARTerialBleed TRY USING FORCE ON ME AND ILL FUCKING KILL YOU

  • @TheCarlaFranklin indeed you will as im applying my baton to the side of your head. i have 5 years of military training and experience, ive studied more then one martial art, and im a pratty darn good shot with any gun ive ever touched. so maybe you would kill me but if you are going to do that im taking you with me:)

  • @kick0u7thejams they got that at my FYE

  • @kick0u7thejams LP's lol

    

  • the have people checking your reciept at the exit...its not dumbass

  • lmao wallah thats smart to do to a friend i should try it =)

  • omfg, its just a stupid video no need to talk about legal stuff, ur suposed to laught, not be all like yeah sue them they deserve it, say ur guys r so stupid im gonna try it now when i got to walmart with my friends!!!!! and P.S i am gonna try it when i go to walmart with my friend! cause im stupid like that and its not illegal!!!

  • lol i know dat walmart XD

  • i think the losers and fags are the ones wasting their time trying to look cool by posting a youtube comment that 2 other people will ever even bother to read... and in their comment they try to act all cool... get a life

  • @jordanhansen, actually, the first associate is a people greeter and the other associate is a manager.... FYI- Asset Protection doesn't wear kwaki pants and blue shirts with a name badge....

  • @jordanhansen isnt that ironic cuz u just left a comment

  • @jordanhansen ...shut the fuck up

  • LMAO,some of these people overeact.I understand what you're trying to say in the description,but you shouldn't have done such a stupid thing sense you knew it would lead to trouble.I understand your point of view and the other peoples' point of view.

  • sorry but your the idiot on the position. Why on earth would you fucking put tags in the hoodys, Its time wasted looking at you lets another person go lose to steal something. Your all retards thats all I can say.

  • Nope, the only dumbass is the one who is putting such a SHITTY video on youtube. YOU SUCK. Boring as shit, poor quality. The same goes for you, mate, eh?

  • The issue here is that all of you were playing around like you guys thought you were cool. Which you are not ( which explains that you can not spell at all throughout your description) They had every right to stop you because they had probable cause because you set off the alarm. So quit playing inniocent here and trying to grab quick fame.

  • actually that guy could lose his job for stoping them  home office say's it's customer harassment and it spell's termination to wal mart employees

  • THEY ARE NOT POLICE OFFICERS!

  • haha thats really stupid &#!@ wallymart!

  • run out store good fun

  • Why let yourself be treated like a criminal suspect? You know you didn't steal and no one can prove otherwise, so there's no reason to participate in these silly checkpoints. Just say No, Thank You when the greeter asks to see your receipt and keep on walking!

  • I just don't stop when those go off. I have a reciept, they can f off.

  • in texas is it true if say i stole a psp out of box and if alarm goes off can i just say i dont wanna be searched and can i just walk out pm me the answer

  • SAYS THE EXCON

  • Ive done Asset protection at walmart. you know they had no right to stop you and you can sue for harrassment. The company policy is that AP has to see the 5 steps to make i proper stop

    1)See you make selection

    2)see you conceal the merchandise

    3)keep constant vision on you

    4)pass all points of sale fail to pay for the merchandise

    5)make the stop

    If this happens again ask if the followed AP09 LOL AP09 is the guidlines we have to follow

  • Wait can i sew walmart? Cause The beaper went off on one of my friends and he didnt notice. So he just kept going. So they called the cops on us and said we stole a scooter. So we were like WTF? Then we settled everything out with the cops. But he said that the walmart people don't want us back in the store now and we didn't do a damn thing wrong. So can i sue?

  • @xpitbulldogg101.

    1, They detained you against your will and claimed you stole from them. sue the fuck out of that store bro like i said before i used to do walmart security and they can not ban you from any store. the home office wont let them even if you stole somthing. If your under age talk to your parents and then talk to a lawyer if your underage it's even better remember they did not follow AP09 guildlines. Shit you could have had them arrested for false imprisment you did nothing

  • first off, yeah sue them but they have to take on security measures. They can show the video as evidence. What can the lawyer say they were jus stupid ass kid who put tags on each others hoodys and wanted everyone to steal by making the put their focus on 3 prats, I doubt the family would win, they will lose more money on lawyer than get a reward.

  • I used to work for walmart doing security for them. unless they followed the 5 steps they have no reason to stop them or detain them no matter what alarm is going off. thats the reason the home office came out with AP-09 cause they get sued alot cause of that door alarm. now not sticking up for these kids for acting stupid just stating the facts. in most lawsuits the people dont have to pay anything unless they win and walmart would settle out of court would cost walmart more to fight it.

  • @nygrappler1 ok you might be right, but yeah just saying they have to take on those security measures, where they found the tags, what did they steal no one nows unless they check the cam, but to do that they will have to stop looking at other people, to suspect the real thieves, lose time. Overall what these kids done it stupidity. But yes I understand what you are saying, your right. walmart should have followed their security proceedor,

  • Sometimes being a complete asshole should be enough to get a person arrested. I mean shouldn't these guys be somewhere else having teenage sex and drinking beer. Instead they are giving old people a hard time. And no, you cannot sue for harrassment. Losers!

  • i went in to tesco with my freinds to get some of the allready cooked chicken nuggets just minding our own buisness and about five people who work in the shop started following us around the isles and cutting us of so we started power walking in circles around the same isles and they couldnt keep up it was quite the lulz

  • Hehehe! fuck the security, I'll do it again..

  • wow I bet you guys think you're rebels hey. kids are such tryhards these days "i'm such a badass walking through walmart stirring trouble". No you just look like idiots, funny to laugh at it though.

  • You got owned because firstly you didn't know how to react when the game was up. And secondly because you have knowledge of the Law and didn't realise that you were actually not doing anything unlawful but you allowed Walmart staff to abuse your right. Dumb Kids. Very very dumb. No wonder the system is winning these days.

  • Little jerkoffs walking around Walmart with a camera laughing at a beeping gate...

    Cool!

  • haha me and my friend steal shit from walmart all the time and theres this secret shopper that follows us around sometimes so we decided to follow him around and stare him down from like 15-20 ft lol! all the employees were lookin at him pretty funny. damn i been kicked out of walmart so many times...........dont keep me from goin back though

  • Because you're cool!

  • dude my friend and i did that at target secret shopper was following us and he poked his head around the corner and we just stared at him and then we tried to follow him but he ditched into the storage room i think

  • how the fuck do people become "secret shoper", i know wat secret shopers are but are they randomly selected or wat.??

  • idk i think you just apply for the job or something

  • thx.

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  • or u could just get fucked up for following me and then try and look innocent:)

  • woah, your right you need to act so tough to get paid $10 an hour. get a real job. i hear they're looking for tradespeople.