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  • thou shalt not

    (sun comes out) ooh, we'll pay for this

    WE FUCKIN SHALL!! WE FUCKIN SHALL!! WE FUCKIN SHALL!!

    :))

  • This is the only comedian!!!!!

  • is he an actor? aswell

  • @cptmuska Yeah, he's in Boondock Saints, as well as a few other things.

  • @Hoboman667 hes young in this looks different lawl

  • I almost fell off my chair laughing! I LOVE Billy! There is no one greater! Eternal love to him! =D

  • "Ladies and gentlemen, will you please welcome Billy Connolly", This is where I clicked the like button.

  • is there any chance he is polygamist???:P:P:P

  • for me ...Billy Connolly and George Carlin are matched.....both the best...both the same in some sense yet...both diferent. Both fuckin legends

  • can it be fixed? no? then whataya fuckin grievin about? get on with it!

  • @suninmoon4601 - he didn't say " grievin' ", but " greetin' ". "Greet" means to cry, or to moan (but only in Scotland !).

  • @georgetjn thanks guy! i've gotta tune my ear a bit better :)

  • OMG I've been sitting here all evening watching Billy Connolly videos, and I think I've got broken ribs.... HE IS SOOOOOOO HILARIOUS!!!! I love this man!!! 

  • no one has ever topped billy at his best.

  • Billy you are the most funniest man, absolutely love your humour, may you go on for ever, bless you Billy.

  • Billy is a legend. I lived in Scotland for nearly 10 years and missed out on tickets numerous times...I'm now living in Australia and managed to get a ticket for his tour here next year..CANNAE WAIT!!!

  • Im from Shetland, this makes me fuckin scream with laughter, i love you Billy, mon the Scotland, WE SHALL!!!!!

  • Thank god I ain't no redneck hick, just like Billy.

  • what can I say but LEGEND

  • LEGEND!

  • Get oot , sling your hook!!!! Billy rocks the Clyde. From Paisley with love.

  • WE FUCKIN' SHALL!

  • Saw him in at the Apollo, Oxford - laughed so hard my face hurt - wish I could have gone twice to re hear the jokes I missed while I was laughing!

  • Billy for Prime Minister!

  • If BIlly Connolly made a army I would join in a heartbeat! Good on ya Billy

  • @Shirvo12 Billy was in the Territorial Army for a short period of time, and he said it was a complete waste of time and money. He spoke about an exercise in Cyprus where the parachute regiment (his) chased the Green Howards through the mountains for 10 days, "and we caught 1! And he worked in the same shipyard as me! I could have sneaked up behind him in the canteen and saved the country a fortune!"

  • At truly awesome Scotsman! Nothing beats Scottish humour!

  • A true scotsman.

  • what's up with his goofy shirt?

  • Cheer up! CHEER THE FUCK UP!! LMFAO!

  • the way he dealt with that heckler was just great, really nipped it in the bud. To be fair I dont think the lad was being malicious, probly just a wee bit boisterous. but Billy shut him down immediately. even if ye get a good natured heckler, ye dont want that shit getting out of hand so that more wannabes think its grand to spew out random shite. best to be firm with 'em right from the start. let em know who's boss.

  • Ha, fucking ha! That is magic!

  • This must have been back in the 80's.

  • @beepandbop early 90's actually - during that time billy had no beard, and started to have a deal of grey hair. :)

  • lolage

  • @Stuart0000X : Keep Billy at the top. Then kick Freddie Starr out and replace with Bill Hicks, and roll Chubby Brown back to Blackpool pier and drop George Carling or Louis Black in his place. :)

  • those shirts he wears are godly lol

  • i know, i want one of those

  • this guy practicaly invented stand-up, for the uk and ireland auience , a very very funny guy! a fuckin genius of his art, his outrage and indignation Vs enlightened understanding of the human condition he makes you an accomplice in his justified bafflement of the world around us

  • now thats appreciation :)

  • I love Billy! He always have something new to talk about!

  • lee evans shouldnt be on that list. in fact he should be dragged off it, dragged outside, and shot.

    all he does is sweat a lot and walk stupid

  • @thederryNooser totaly agree Billy`s the best by fucking far

  • @thederryNooser so says you

  • My hierarchy of comedians.

    1) Billy Connolly

    2) Bill Bailey

    3) Ross Noble

    4) Lee Evans

    5) Jason Byrne

  • You're awesome!

  • I'm very new to Billy, and I can honestly say im disappointed in myself for it :( this guy is funny as hell!!

  • billy is a legend...he gets my vote....i'm still to see a better comedian than him. bless you billy.

  • @MayukhDewan mate i duno if u ave ever heard of George Carlin, is is as gud as Billy as well both of their materials is just brilliant lol

  • @MayukhDewan noer a better word was spoken. good on ya Dewan

  • @MayukhDewan noer a better word was spoken good on ya Dewan!

  • @MayukhDewan Russell Howard is coming up fast. (Y) But billy is still a legend <3

  • @MayukhDewan try george carlin

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  • Granny Likes A Small Glass Of Whisky

  • wait wait wait i need to know if : Edward Died In November Burried Under Robert Graham's House means edinburgh then what is the one for glasgow coz i know ther is one i just cant remember it

  • This Is A Country Where Men Were Skirts And No Knickers

    We Shall.......... YES We Fuckin Shall

    Class!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Edward Died In November Burried Under Robert Graham's House

    lol wht do the first letters spell??

  • lol i havent heard that since childhood. thanks man. memories.

  • what did the guy scream?

  • Amazing

  • He's my absolute favourite comedian. All these modern day ones might be funny for 5 minutes but this guy has you in stitches for years. His observational humour, often drawn from his personal experiences, his downright humanity, his eccentricities, the fact that we can actually relate to what he's telling us, his empathy, and the fact he's actually a phenominally talented actor make him a national treasure.

  • when are Connolly and Clease going to go for a DNA test? I think someone's father was getting around a bit..

  • Billy Connoly is a proper stand up comedien. He has some material in his head and he runs with it. The new generation of stand up comediens simply rhyme off a carefully rehearsed routine at every gig. Same old stories and gags every time.

  • u nt seen ross noble lol

  • Yeah that's true. Ross noble does seem to just go off on tangents. But i don't find him overly funny. I mean he did a whole stand up act at tha Apollo last year about sticking meat to his face. lol

  • yer i saw that, guess meat on face jokes r jus a matta of taste lol billy does rck tho, my fav stand up

  • With meat hinges don't forget.

  • O yeah the old meat hinges. Who could forget the hinges? Yee need the hinges so yee can wipe yer forhead. Personally i just use meat for eating purposes. lol.

  • Billy Connoly is without doubt the greatest stand up comedien of all time.

  • The Mans A Legend

    Just Brilliant

  • Just met him walkin down Rose Street. Whit legend!

  • i want one of his shirts lol

  • im goin to see him tomorrow night cant wait!!

  • Amen!

  • Yes, Glaswegian, like me!! :D x

  • "hallo, moo"

    hahahah that made me laugh.

    Sorry for bad English, I am from Germany.

  • Fantastic!

  • Hole in the ozone. "Can it be fixed?"  "No!" "Well what are ye fuckin greetin aboot??" Go on Billy tell it like it is. Fuckin brilliant!!"

  • (someone shouts)

    "Shut the fuck up, you!"

    LOL

  • TOLD

  • Well I am terribly sorry, I just found that part incredibly funny

  • I was referring to the video :P.

    As in...the audience got told :).

  • Oh sorry i misunderstood lol

  • yeah, been there too!

    ultimate anti-heckler.

  • Just brilliant!!!!

  • "It's alright for you, Is it? FUCK OFF!!!" haha i laffed my arse off when he sed that i feel like sayin that to people wen they say that.

  • you ask any hooker whens christmas . . shell say whens the general assembley of the church of scotland!!! CLASS

  • Cous! HA HA!

  • "Cheer up! CHEER THE FUUUUUUUUCKK UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUPPP!!!" Nearly pissed myself laughing!

  • Exuuuuuse me

  • the best comiedian that lived

  • still alive!

  • ...still alive...

  • Stillll alive!

  • LMFAO!!! OMG i was in tears before half way!

    My god, he's like the best comedian ever!

  • LAMO.. Im not even half way through but im about to die.. AHAHA.. "Where are you from?-- WAAAHHHHHHHHHHhhhhh!"

  • this is so fuckin funny i' couldnt breathe i was laughing so haRD

  • I don't know about you, but I laughed my arse off.

    Other comedians make you titter, Billy makes you lose control of your body.

  • A country where men where fucking skirts and no nickers...WE SHAL!!!!! LOVE SCOTS!!!!

  • awrite for me? heres ma tax bill ya fucker!

  • like him so much. He is briliant and unique.

  • yeez should check oot (billy connolly was it something i said) its the best stand up oot em aw its on youtube and hes on top form wae a drink in him.

  • um ur talking rubbish, true its the best there is on youtube, but Billy doesnt drink anymore he has been sober for about 20 years, and he defo wasnt drinking in that one

  • He's the only man I know of with the guts to wear such a daft shirt! Still funny as fuck though!

  • the sun comes out! we'll pay for this :D

    fucking true and funny :D

  • congrats to near enough the only guy smart enough on youtube to put a list of related videos in a playlist *applauds*

  • Yes we shall?

    Did Barack Obama steal his catchphrase from Billy?

  • lmfao! he probably did :P

  • legend

    love it how he has a joke with the crowd

  • LOL hes the best comedian thats ever lived, you need to open your mind and loosen your sphinxter

  • That's just like something the great man himself would say LMFAO!!!

  • you prefer lee evans... personally, i think your mental but your entitled to your opinion.

  • they shall not

    we fucking shall

  • Shut the fck up you lmao ;)

    pure billy, just darn fine

  • Funny as fuck, this is classic Connolly.

  • Nyefeckinyeye.

    It's alright for yooooooooooooou !

  • Fantastic

  • very funny originial comedian the best

  • he looks so much like mel gibson its unbelievable....

    lol billys the best comedian ever!!

  • LOL He does look like him... never noticed it before....

    AND YES HE IS THE FUNNIEST COMEDIC EVER

  • Omg lol, i was just gonna say that

  • That just proves he has more to prepare. Its not about time but ho funny it is

  • he is good i like it when he says u shut the fuck up lol

  • sorry mate billy is the king, fuck your ken dodd bullshit !

  • Yes, Ken Dodd broke America and became a movie star. Lol, go back to sleep!

  • Bill is the best ever, I never said he was bad

  • oops sorry lol just saw your comment on its own so assumed you called billy a troll.

  • 'You shut the fuck up you...' LOL What can he say.

  • He does repeat things a bit, the intro was repeated in one of his newest ones...

    But oh well he has spaneed 20? 30 years? briliant ta alot :)

  • Lol he's wearing the same clothes then as he wears now!!!

  • King Of Comedy!!!!noone will surpass connolly on the funny scale!

    shot for the upload!

  • Loves how he deals with that guy in the crowd. Legend! And I agree with the John Cleese thing.

    Thanks for uploading!

    X

  • This young and with no beard he looks like john cleese

  • billy connelly is fucking awesome cheers for the upload

  • lol cheers n ur very welcome.

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