OMG I've been sitting here all evening watching Billy Connolly videos, and I think I've got broken ribs.... HE IS SOOOOOOO HILARIOUS!!!! I love this man!!!
Billy is a legend. I lived in Scotland for nearly 10 years and missed out on tickets numerous times...I'm now living in Australia and managed to get a ticket for his tour here next year..CANNAE WAIT!!!
@Shirvo12 Billy was in the Territorial Army for a short period of time, and he said it was a complete waste of time and money. He spoke about an exercise in Cyprus where the parachute regiment (his) chased the Green Howards through the mountains for 10 days, "and we caught 1! And he worked in the same shipyard as me! I could have sneaked up behind him in the canteen and saved the country a fortune!"
the way he dealt with that heckler was just great, really nipped it in the bud. To be fair I dont think the lad was being malicious, probly just a wee bit boisterous. but Billy shut him down immediately. even if ye get a good natured heckler, ye dont want that shit getting out of hand so that more wannabes think its grand to spew out random shite. best to be firm with 'em right from the start. let em know who's boss.
@Stuart0000X : Keep Billy at the top. Then kick Freddie Starr out and replace with Bill Hicks, and roll Chubby Brown back to Blackpool pier and drop George Carling or Louis Black in his place. :)
this guy practicaly invented stand-up, for the uk and ireland auience , a very very funny guy! a fuckin genius of his art, his outrage and indignation Vs enlightened understanding of the human condition he makes you an accomplice in his justified bafflement of the world around us
wait wait wait i need to know if : Edward Died In November Burried Under Robert Graham's House means edinburgh then what is the one for glasgow coz i know ther is one i just cant remember it
He's my absolute favourite comedian. All these modern day ones might be funny for 5 minutes but this guy has you in stitches for years. His observational humour, often drawn from his personal experiences, his downright humanity, his eccentricities, the fact that we can actually relate to what he's telling us, his empathy, and the fact he's actually a phenominally talented actor make him a national treasure.
Billy Connoly is a proper stand up comedien. He has some material in his head and he runs with it. The new generation of stand up comediens simply rhyme off a carefully rehearsed routine at every gig. Same old stories and gags every time.
Yeah that's true. Ross noble does seem to just go off on tangents. But i don't find him overly funny. I mean he did a whole stand up act at tha Apollo last year about sticking meat to his face. lol
O yeah the old meat hinges. Who could forget the hinges? Yee need the hinges so yee can wipe yer forhead. Personally i just use meat for eating purposes. lol.
um ur talking rubbish, true its the best there is on youtube, but Billy doesnt drink anymore he has been sober for about 20 years, and he defo wasnt drinking in that one
here is the shit comic that has shit jokes and all that and by the time u blick he is off i went to see ken dodd he started at 7pm and we dident get out until 2 he is at this place where he bummps his mate so fuck off ha ha ha
thou shalt not
(sun comes out) ooh, we'll pay for this
WE FUCKIN SHALL!! WE FUCKIN SHALL!! WE FUCKIN SHALL!!
:))
suninmoon4601 8 months ago
This is the only comedian!!!!!
pelicanus11 9 months ago
is he an actor? aswell
cptmuska 10 months ago
@cptmuska Yeah, he's in Boondock Saints, as well as a few other things.
Hoboman667 10 months ago
@Hoboman667 hes young in this looks different lawl
cptmuska 9 months ago
I almost fell off my chair laughing! I LOVE Billy! There is no one greater! Eternal love to him! =D
MsMystica5 11 months ago
"Ladies and gentlemen, will you please welcome Billy Connolly", This is where I clicked the like button.
supercol1 11 months ago
is there any chance he is polygamist???:P:P:P
AlieMav 1 year ago
for me ...Billy Connolly and George Carlin are matched.....both the best...both the same in some sense yet...both diferent. Both fuckin legends
priyahthewhite 1 year ago 2
can it be fixed? no? then whataya fuckin grievin about? get on with it!
suninmoon4601 1 year ago
@suninmoon4601 - he didn't say " grievin' ", but " greetin' ". "Greet" means to cry, or to moan (but only in Scotland !).
georgetjn 9 months ago
@georgetjn thanks guy! i've gotta tune my ear a bit better :)
suninmoon4601 8 months ago
OMG I've been sitting here all evening watching Billy Connolly videos, and I think I've got broken ribs.... HE IS SOOOOOOO HILARIOUS!!!! I love this man!!!
Cheryl1166 1 year ago 6
no one has ever topped billy at his best.
negative39 1 year ago 6
Billy you are the most funniest man, absolutely love your humour, may you go on for ever, bless you Billy.
MySuperNan 1 year ago 4
Billy is a legend. I lived in Scotland for nearly 10 years and missed out on tickets numerous times...I'm now living in Australia and managed to get a ticket for his tour here next year..CANNAE WAIT!!!
ingers74 1 year ago 2
Im from Shetland, this makes me fuckin scream with laughter, i love you Billy, mon the Scotland, WE SHALL!!!!!
ChickLemon 1 year ago
Thank god I ain't no redneck hick, just like Billy.
nath909 1 year ago
what can I say but LEGEND
leedsmonkey1978 1 year ago
LEGEND!
BobTheGamerUK 1 year ago
Get oot , sling your hook!!!! Billy rocks the Clyde. From Paisley with love.
smarmitch 1 year ago
WE FUCKIN' SHALL!
MilitantOldLady 1 year ago
Saw him in at the Apollo, Oxford - laughed so hard my face hurt - wish I could have gone twice to re hear the jokes I missed while I was laughing!
ecwdavis 1 year ago
Billy for Prime Minister!
PresidentSuperman193 1 year ago 2
If BIlly Connolly made a army I would join in a heartbeat! Good on ya Billy
Shirvo12 1 year ago
@Shirvo12 Billy was in the Territorial Army for a short period of time, and he said it was a complete waste of time and money. He spoke about an exercise in Cyprus where the parachute regiment (his) chased the Green Howards through the mountains for 10 days, "and we caught 1! And he worked in the same shipyard as me! I could have sneaked up behind him in the canteen and saved the country a fortune!"
PresidentSuperman193 1 year ago
At truly awesome Scotsman! Nothing beats Scottish humour!
euanspc1 1 year ago 4
A true scotsman.
GRAHAM5020 1 year ago
what's up with his goofy shirt?
teapotmadness 1 year ago
Cheer up! CHEER THE FUCK UP!! LMFAO!
bassretro1993 1 year ago 2
the way he dealt with that heckler was just great, really nipped it in the bud. To be fair I dont think the lad was being malicious, probly just a wee bit boisterous. but Billy shut him down immediately. even if ye get a good natured heckler, ye dont want that shit getting out of hand so that more wannabes think its grand to spew out random shite. best to be firm with 'em right from the start. let em know who's boss.
ivangrozny27 1 year ago 2
Ha, fucking ha! That is magic!
fionz71 1 year ago
This must have been back in the 80's.
beepandbop 1 year ago
@beepandbop early 90's actually - during that time billy had no beard, and started to have a deal of grey hair. :)
iainmacdonaldTV 1 year ago
lolage
TheMattyzone 1 year ago
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My list would be...
1st Billy Connolly
2nd Freddie Starr
3rd Roy Chubby Brown
Stuart0000X 2 years ago
@Stuart0000X : Keep Billy at the top. Then kick Freddie Starr out and replace with Bill Hicks, and roll Chubby Brown back to Blackpool pier and drop George Carling or Louis Black in his place. :)
MuninRaven 1 year ago
those shirts he wears are godly lol
oatmealj 2 years ago 2
i know, i want one of those
f16pilot92 2 years ago
this guy practicaly invented stand-up, for the uk and ireland auience , a very very funny guy! a fuckin genius of his art, his outrage and indignation Vs enlightened understanding of the human condition he makes you an accomplice in his justified bafflement of the world around us
yoda43 2 years ago 4
now thats appreciation :)
muddyfox91 2 years ago
I love Billy! He always have something new to talk about!
StarskySTARS 2 years ago
lee evans shouldnt be on that list. in fact he should be dragged off it, dragged outside, and shot.
all he does is sweat a lot and walk stupid
thederryNooser 2 years ago
@thederryNooser totaly agree Billy`s the best by fucking far
tomonskye 2 years ago
@thederryNooser so says you
teamcrumb 2 years ago
My hierarchy of comedians.
1) Billy Connolly
2) Bill Bailey
3) Ross Noble
4) Lee Evans
5) Jason Byrne
rockyzed93 2 years ago
You're awesome!
TrueEmergence 2 years ago
I'm very new to Billy, and I can honestly say im disappointed in myself for it :( this guy is funny as hell!!
sharpy626 2 years ago 6
billy is a legend...he gets my vote....i'm still to see a better comedian than him. bless you billy.
MayukhDewan 2 years ago 106
@MayukhDewan mate i duno if u ave ever heard of George Carlin, is is as gud as Billy as well both of their materials is just brilliant lol
jacobraju2000 1 year ago
@MayukhDewan noer a better word was spoken. good on ya Dewan
Shirvo12 1 year ago
@MayukhDewan noer a better word was spoken good on ya Dewan!
Shirvo12 1 year ago
@MayukhDewan Russell Howard is coming up fast. (Y) But billy is still a legend <3
blankettheif 1 year ago
@MayukhDewan try george carlin
InfinityDz 10 months ago
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KentuckyBrad1980 2 years ago
Granny Likes A Small Glass Of Whisky
lochhibs 2 years ago
wait wait wait i need to know if : Edward Died In November Burried Under Robert Graham's House means edinburgh then what is the one for glasgow coz i know ther is one i just cant remember it
meggzbbz 2 years ago
This Is A Country Where Men Were Skirts And No Knickers
We Shall.......... YES We Fuckin Shall
Class!!!!!!!!!!!!!
dazzaking2009 2 years ago 80
Edward Died In November Burried Under Robert Graham's House
lol wht do the first letters spell??
meggzbbz 2 years ago 5
lol i havent heard that since childhood. thanks man. memories.
LitaWWF 2 years ago
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i think connolly and mel gibson need a dna test, nevermind clease!
cheechierocks 2 years ago
what did the guy scream?
hoggers2000 2 years ago
Amazing
TartanCamouflage 2 years ago
He's my absolute favourite comedian. All these modern day ones might be funny for 5 minutes but this guy has you in stitches for years. His observational humour, often drawn from his personal experiences, his downright humanity, his eccentricities, the fact that we can actually relate to what he's telling us, his empathy, and the fact he's actually a phenominally talented actor make him a national treasure.
Eztoez 2 years ago 4
when are Connolly and Clease going to go for a DNA test? I think someone's father was getting around a bit..
TheRamsesII 2 years ago
Billy Connoly is a proper stand up comedien. He has some material in his head and he runs with it. The new generation of stand up comediens simply rhyme off a carefully rehearsed routine at every gig. Same old stories and gags every time.
parttimelaver 2 years ago 5
u nt seen ross noble lol
pacbizkit 2 years ago
Yeah that's true. Ross noble does seem to just go off on tangents. But i don't find him overly funny. I mean he did a whole stand up act at tha Apollo last year about sticking meat to his face. lol
parttimelaver 2 years ago
yer i saw that, guess meat on face jokes r jus a matta of taste lol billy does rck tho, my fav stand up
pacbizkit 2 years ago
With meat hinges don't forget.
Lordmortainius 2 years ago
O yeah the old meat hinges. Who could forget the hinges? Yee need the hinges so yee can wipe yer forhead. Personally i just use meat for eating purposes. lol.
parttimelaver 2 years ago
Billy Connoly is without doubt the greatest stand up comedien of all time.
parttimelaver 2 years ago 6
The Mans A Legend
Just Brilliant
dazzaking2009 2 years ago
Just met him walkin down Rose Street. Whit legend!
daskarf 2 years ago
i want one of his shirts lol
f16pilot92 2 years ago
im goin to see him tomorrow night cant wait!!
weepammy30 2 years ago
Amen!
svenweichbrodt 2 years ago
Yes, Glaswegian, like me!! :D x
Scotsbell 2 years ago 2
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lol is he scottish?
JmiresMaColl 2 years ago
"hallo, moo"
hahahah that made me laugh.
Sorry for bad English, I am from Germany.
AndyMHinchcliffe 2 years ago 3
Fantastic!
crapingalien 2 years ago
Hole in the ozone. "Can it be fixed?" "No!" "Well what are ye fuckin greetin aboot??" Go on Billy tell it like it is. Fuckin brilliant!!"
JackDaniels267 2 years ago 6
(someone shouts)
"Shut the fuck up, you!"
LOL
sergeantfan 2 years ago 4
TOLD
Vixxeh 2 years ago
Well I am terribly sorry, I just found that part incredibly funny
sergeantfan 2 years ago
I was referring to the video :P.
As in...the audience got told :).
Vixxeh 2 years ago 2
Oh sorry i misunderstood lol
sergeantfan 2 years ago
yeah, been there too!
ultimate anti-heckler.
CorruptedCurse 2 years ago
Just brilliant!!!!
Kralhonj 2 years ago 8
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Shut the fuck off Kralhonj ! fagot.
Just an imbecil like Kralhonj.!!!
enzo3737 2 years ago
"It's alright for you, Is it? FUCK OFF!!!" haha i laffed my arse off when he sed that i feel like sayin that to people wen they say that.
MCsnooze 2 years ago 6
you ask any hooker whens christmas . . shell say whens the general assembley of the church of scotland!!! CLASS
jambamz 2 years ago 5
Cous! HA HA!
dec8808 2 years ago 3
"Cheer up! CHEER THE FUUUUUUUUCKK UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPP!!!" Nearly pissed myself laughing!
kerrs4 2 years ago 3
Exuuuuuse me
trancedj2009 2 years ago 4
the best comiedian that lived
trancedj2009 2 years ago 4
still alive!
kerrs4 2 years ago
...still alive...
k1ngross 2 years ago
Stillll alive!
hughes111 2 years ago
LMFAO!!! OMG i was in tears before half way!
My god, he's like the best comedian ever!
bimbo45634 2 years ago 3
LAMO.. Im not even half way through but im about to die.. AHAHA.. "Where are you from?-- WAAAHHHHHHHHHHhhhhh!"
2rslvl126 2 years ago 2
this is so fuckin funny i' couldnt breathe i was laughing so haRD
Blubberfreek 2 years ago
I don't know about you, but I laughed my arse off.
Other comedians make you titter, Billy makes you lose control of your body.
TheBhoyJoe 2 years ago 8
A country where men where fucking skirts and no nickers...WE SHAL!!!!! LOVE SCOTS!!!!
ladybluepeach 2 years ago 7
awrite for me? heres ma tax bill ya fucker!
themanbearpig 2 years ago 2
like him so much. He is briliant and unique.
17110482 2 years ago
yeez should check oot (billy connolly was it something i said) its the best stand up oot em aw its on youtube and hes on top form wae a drink in him.
chrislovespillz 3 years ago
um ur talking rubbish, true its the best there is on youtube, but Billy doesnt drink anymore he has been sober for about 20 years, and he defo wasnt drinking in that one
darkjackal17 3 years ago 2
He's the only man I know of with the guts to wear such a daft shirt! Still funny as fuck though!
FordPrefect23 3 years ago 4
the sun comes out! we'll pay for this :D
fucking true and funny :D
tiby2403 3 years ago 5
congrats to near enough the only guy smart enough on youtube to put a list of related videos in a playlist *applauds*
VenomessA 3 years ago 4
Yes we shall?
Did Barack Obama steal his catchphrase from Billy?
VampiraJen 3 years ago 5
lmfao! he probably did :P
3infactapples 3 years ago 2
legend
love it how he has a joke with the crowd
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god this isnt comedy this is like watching a bloke have a nervous brake down, its really bad taste
leeuk23 3 years ago
LOL hes the best comedian thats ever lived, you need to open your mind and loosen your sphinxter
keflar5 3 years ago 6
That's just like something the great man himself would say LMFAO!!!
dagalwaygal 3 years ago 2
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hes a genius really funny but i prefer lee evens
FuryBloodlust 3 years ago
you prefer lee evans... personally, i think your mental but your entitled to your opinion.
lucas13789 3 years ago 5
they shall not
we fucking shall
nataliedb2k7 3 years ago 7
Shut the fck up you lmao ;)
pure billy, just darn fine
ant234 3 years ago 6
Funny as fuck, this is classic Connolly.
TheBhoyJoe 3 years ago 10
Nyefeckinyeye.
It's alright for yooooooooooooou !
deansdoodle 3 years ago 7
Fantastic
hiredpiper 3 years ago 7
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go fuck your self u fucking ginger bollocks
kendodd4life 3 years ago
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gypsy
Tommyboiuk1992 3 years ago
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no u at least i dont wank
kendodd4life 3 years ago
very funny originial comedian the best
liamui 3 years ago 4
he looks so much like mel gibson its unbelievable....
lol billys the best comedian ever!!
beaque1 3 years ago 2
LOL He does look like him... never noticed it before....
AND YES HE IS THE FUNNIEST COMEDIC EVER
knoxtryb 3 years ago 5
Omg lol, i was just gonna say that
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here is the shit comic that has shit jokes and all that and by the time u blick he is off i went to see ken dodd he started at 7pm and we dident get out until 2 he is at this place where he bummps his mate so fuck off ha ha ha
kendodd4life 3 years ago
That just proves he has more to prepare. Its not about time but ho funny it is
hhhhhhhhhhoo 3 years ago 2
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SHUT THE FUCK UP!
dannymartin1995 3 years ago
he is good i like it when he says u shut the fuck up lol
kendodd4life 3 years ago
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fick u u ulgy mother fucker ken dodd it the best comic in the world have u even seen him so fuck off
kendodd4life 3 years ago
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he is class but ken dodd is the best in the wolrd ken dodd is the king of comdey it havs been said i no that coz i am his biggest fan ever
kendodd4life 3 years ago
sorry mate billy is the king, fuck your ken dodd bullshit !
freedomsoldier187 3 years ago
Yes, Ken Dodd broke America and became a movie star. Lol, go back to sleep!
chookter1 3 years ago
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troll
ManicSupressive 3 years ago
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douche
Tommyboiuk1992 3 years ago
Bill is the best ever, I never said he was bad
ManicSupressive 3 years ago 5
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how is troll saying he isnt bad ??
Tommyboiuk1992 3 years ago
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Kendodd4life is trolling. That's my point.
ManicSupressive 3 years ago
oops sorry lol just saw your comment on its own so assumed you called billy a troll.
Tommyboiuk1992 3 years ago
'You shut the fuck up you...' LOL What can he say.
ScottishUrban 3 years ago 4
He does repeat things a bit, the intro was repeated in one of his newest ones...
But oh well he has spaneed 20? 30 years? briliant ta alot :)
fletch395 3 years ago
Lol he's wearing the same clothes then as he wears now!!!
RecoilTheMaster 3 years ago 3
King Of Comedy!!!!noone will surpass connolly on the funny scale!
shot for the upload!
MetalHeadx666 3 years ago
Loves how he deals with that guy in the crowd. Legend! And I agree with the John Cleese thing.
Thanks for uploading!
X
Flangel66 4 years ago 6
This young and with no beard he looks like john cleese
multitudinal 4 years ago 7
billy connelly is fucking awesome cheers for the upload
h67uk 4 years ago 34
lol cheers n ur very welcome.
TheNewPhenomenon69 4 years ago