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From: zelig30
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  • Dont thank me! Thank justice fruit pies!

  • Suddenly...

    I, THE EVIL MATHEMAGICIAN WILL CAPTURE ALL THE CHILDREN AND FORCE THEM TO DO HOMEWORK FOREVAAAA!!!

  • WHAT THE HELL

    

  • DON'T THANK ME, THANK JUSTICE FRUIT PIES

  • Meh, a little too wordy to translate over to live action properly. Would've been great to see this in graphic form.

    However, "Cherry is my favorite!" ... bull's-eye.

  • I remember the old fruit pie ads with Spider-man and the Human Torch from my old comics. Great to see them brought to bloody, vile, hilarious life!

  • Whoa. That was an intense commercial!! XD

    Fruit pies are sooo good.

    Best thing ever made.

    I miss 'em. :/

  • i like the fruit pie song at the end. i thought this was funny.

  • I thought they were called pies of fruit?

  • Eh. Live action video is not the intended medium for Patton's script.

  • fruit pies fucking rule

  • it's kind of an easy joke

  • Try your hand at comedy if you think it's so easy

  • FRUIT PIES!!!

  • awful

  • The Punisher sounds vaguely Australian (or New Zealander) at certain points.

  • Yeah, you really need to be familiar with comics to get the joke. If you are, it's awesome.

    Patton kicks so much ass.

  • definitely not patton at his finest.

  • huh?

  • probably made in the 80s

  • this script was origionally posted on his website as a script for a comic spoof, like the old fruit pie comic book ads. it's much funnier in it's written form, or if it had been made into a comic.

  • Alright then... I prefered Super Nerds.

  • what the hell

  • Patton Oswalt rules!

  • Nice work. Keep it up.

  • Mmmmm, Gotta Get Me Some Of Them Fruit Pies, Just Incase I Encounter Any Plotting Supervillains.

  • hahaha punisher owns

  • This is hilarious. Nicely done.

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