Pet zombie - funny :)

[ZakkAintNoZombie]

Dildo. Dil-do. He knows how to use it! Incredible!

[gatoconsumiau]

ooops sorry 0:03 toys for baby?

[SuperLeetdude]

@gatoconsumiau

They're actually intellectual toys who make you think (and they're experimenting on a zombies thought process)

[gatoconsumiau]

03:00 OMG toys for baby???

[JanettSergio859]

Im married to a Mexican asshole and theyre not ugly like your fucking hillbilly race fucken rotten yellow teeth and smelly as hell! All they do is sit on their front porch drinking beer, the only time they have money is when their income arrive cuz you all don't work but you see a Mexican with a bad ass ride and y'all are hating, bitch go over to Mexico and promise you won't even last a minute alive that's why they kill pussys like you for talking shit like and idiot!!!

[XxXdarksiderx]

@JanettSergio859 what choo talking bout willis

[xXUMU18Xx]

@LeeroyJekinsstudio,No im not thats how I was when I was little P.S. Doctors are douchebags

[locky1487]

damn Mexicans r ugly



[aboody006]

@locky1487 dude thats so racist

[locky1487]

@aboody006 lol

[LeeroyJenkinsstudio]

@locky1487 Yeah, because you Americans are just so beautifu-

HAH, couldn't even get through that sentence without a chuckle; get on a diet, you fat fucks.

[xXUMU18Xx]

Man:Okay now a triangle

Zombie:This should be easy!!!!!!

Man:Here

Zombie:Okay im putting it inside the Circle*Puts in*Go in,Go in,GO IN YOU FUCKING SHITTY TRIANGLE!

Man:Bitch...

Zombie:Shut the fuck up or i will shoot the hell out of your peniss

man:Okay?Fuck you?

Zombie:GO THE FUCK IN TRIANGLE SON OF A BITCH SHIT SHIT SHHHHHHIIITTT!!!!*Grabs Death Machine*FUCK ALL YOU DOCTORS!!!

BAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAAMBAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!Zombie:Easy :3

[LeeroyJenkinsstudio]

@xXUMU18Xx Are you trying to be funny? If so, I feel sorry for you.

[xXUMU18Xx]

Man:Here is a circle Zombie:No shit,Sherlock Man:Hey shut the fuck up asshole Zombie:Okay where do I put it? Man:Figure it out fucker Zombie:Square!*Puts it in square* Zombie:Go in,Come on,Go In,Go In,Go in,GO THE FUCK IN YOU STUPID MOTHER FUCKING CIRLCE!*Gets Pissed* Zombie:FUCK THIS SHIT!*Grabs Pistol and shoots doctors* Zombie:Fuck you Man:YOU DIRTY SON OF A BITCH! Zombie:One more time*Puts it in square and i dont go in* FFUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!XD

[AlexisPagex3]

It looks like one of those cannibles of off wrong turn!!

[halofat1992]

what is this seen from 

[ajbuddys]

I WANT ONE!!! :O

[krisdave16]

From Resident Evil

[aquamichellle]

hes calling Brains R us

[liquidocelot36]

the zombie is trying to call for help.

[HiroShiro0]

...Ive seen this movie before XD its not funny. As soon as he starts playing with that little square box thing he cant fit a circle into the square hole n gets super pissed off. The main dude runs n shuts the door on the other guy's and they get brutal'y killed. The end.

[garethac81]

Day Of The Dead rip off!

[kittiesrscary]

Uh... That's not funny or cute or incredible. It's "Whaa??"

I don't get how you think it's funny.

[LoOOoLq81]

this is resident evil the movie

[Antichrist2000]

awww you left out the rage quit part.

[Richard99093]

How to survive a zombie

1. give it a phone

2.after give him a camera

3.kill it

4.run so the other zombies dont get you

[TheTECHIEhelper]

This actually resident evil :)

[Xxdoughboy420xX]

I shall name him (Mr. Ugly)

[themondoshow]

should have had more views

[LogSNES]

This scene rips off Day of the Dead

[mrselecter9]

omg i love that pet i want him im not afraid of that its cute and poor

[SEXXY1230]

OH Shit I lost the game

[MrRevGame]

what movie is this?

[zzdre]

@MrRevGame Resident Evil Extinction

It's probably the best on out of the 4 movies still not t good though

[ThePiepotato]

.___.

[NeoLusa]

DO WANT!

[awsomeperson451]

its sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooo cute i wanna hug it

[baileybushey]

whare can i buy one

[Minorheadinjury]

Boomer buddy? No? Guess not

[lagorbian]

@Minorheadinjury BUT WHAT ABOUT BOOOOOOMER!

Boomer. Shall Live!

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!! XD

[AnimatiNuti]

To everyone who is asking: This is from one of the Resident Evil's. Extinction I believe.

@BrolyLSSJ1987 From the RE movies I've seen, they're awesome.

[cajb687]

what is this from??????

[jordy24610]

@cajb687 dude this is from resident evil extinction 

[xsarixkorn]

what is that movie plzzzzzz

[gotyami]

It needed some anger management...

[AlucardsHellHound]

i want to pet it

[lamodomo]

@numbstomper resident evil

[deteccive]

i like its my zombie buddy and me

[Nubstomper]

This resident evil or smth?

[SpidermanEminem]

@Nubstomper resident evil 3

[BrolyLSSJ1987]

@MachinimaNoobs every movies is better than the resident shit ones

[BrolyLSSJ1987]

@MachinimaNoobs every movies is better than the resident shit ones

[BlueRiptor]

@matter928 Resident evil 3

[xxxrichimaxxx]

wouhh...it's only a cute boy learning our wold

[KennethMoreland]

Day Of the Dead Ripoff.

Be more Original, Paul W.S Anderson.

[matter928]

isnt this from resident evil 4 i think

[advi100]

@matter928 no

[Portapotty98]

How to survive a zombie attack

Step1 draw a circle around you

Step2 wear your zombie repellent undergarments

Step3 don't wear a sombrero in a goofy fashion

[bubbleman2002]

@Portapotty98 make sure you have an anti alian probe hat too!

[flyingturtle456]

@Portapotty98 i think you have that mixed up with a sea bear :P

[shiningkid2004]

@Portapotty98 spongebob



[kevinkever2000]

@Portapotty98 thats spongebob dickhead XD

[pagelock5]

@Portapotty98 Step4 don't copy spongebob

[daniel7746]

tomiiiiiiiiii !

[gokussj633]

no ive seen this freaking movie omg i dont rem the name that zombies name is bob and he is awesome he actully helps this kids cause they want to break him free and at the end instead of eating that scientist he shoots the scientist and leaves him to get eaten by other zombies and gives him a military salute ... if any1 knows this movies name comment plz lol

[BrolyLSSJ1987]

@gokussj633 Day of the Dead,way better that this piece of shit movie

[gokussj633]

@BrolyLSSJ1987 well aware it is imo i like the original dawn of the dead probably the most out of any zombie movie but i'm a big fan of zombie movies altogether ... most the time as long as it don't fuck shit up like 28 days later i like it ... zombies shouldn't be able to run imo >.< was just trying to figure out the name of the movie .. bad memory

[BrolyLSSJ1987]

@gokussj633 yeah running is stupid "the infected"^^

[makumasen]

They should teach zombies how to fuck

[007whitespy]

@makumasen But wouldnt that result in MORE zombies?

[3723mgrah]

anyone seen the movie "Fido"? Best pet zombie movie EVER! XD

[2Ryled]

@3723mgrah : Lov that movie, I want a pet zombie~

[3723mgrah]

@2Ryled who doesn't :D!

[sk8emil1]

resident evil......

[RCContreiras]

So that's why Ser Jorah Mormont got expelled from Westeros.......

[rufusdabum1]

momi i want one

[fegrgree]

reminds me of bub from day of the dead x]

[hazle02]

lol its to cute to be evil! except for when it eats your hands off!

[TheBlackdago]

I am disappointed , you are impressed by the stupid zombie with his stupid tricks , but no one of you had notice that all the "smart zombies" of the Umbrella corporation wear the same clothes . And this means that there is a employee at the Umbrella Corporation that changes the clothes at the zombies

AND THIS IS THE AMAZING THING OF THIS MOVIE .And honestly i think that this employee deserves to be the main protagonist of the next Resident Evil

[kissesforcharlie]

You're no Bub. 

[TheDeathriders101]

i remember when the zombie walks on the road and then they crush it ( then the borderlands intro music plays)

[NuggetCommentary]

this scene was basically a rip off from day of the dead

[SittingMooseShaman]

...I had a pet zombie once...but he/she(?)[I wasn't gonna look] ran out into the street and was run-over 5 times by a garbage truck and then had his/her head blown off by the 10ga. shotgun the driver carried...

[TheXena508]

whta is that ? film , name ?

[thesunalwayrises]

@TheXena508 Resident Evil Extinciton

[TheXena508]

@thesunalwayrises

ohh thanks you

[fallouthreerocks]

lol sort of short oh well

[IMadeAChannel4Gary]

I want a pet zombie

[SuperDeath74]

@IMadeAChannel4Gary u can juz say that u want to be zombies

[TYL3RxG03SxH4RD]

resident evil shithead

[uberd0gAlpha]

Is this from that shitty Day of the Dead remake?

[SebiDerAssistenzArzt]

yes.. unbelieveble.. a zombie take some fotos.. well.. UNBELIVEBLE .. hm.. a bit boring.. 

[paintballer1761]

it gets pissed with a toy???

[MrStichiz]

zombie puts phone to his ear

L starts laughing his creepy laugh

zombie gets pissed and killes everyone

:3

[MidnightRainXx]

aww its cute!!! >_<

[darklight0x]

No! Thats a bad zombie! No!

[tenacious1299]

@director95tv you are such a loser if you actually believe in that shit but if you just put it on there for fun fuck you!

[MrPypap]

I thought it was funny how easily the cuffs came off his hands after this and he killed those two guys

[Lbolsen]

fucking umbrella scientists....the scourge of resident evil's world

[PvtNoclass925]

Out of all the Resident Evil movies, this one was so stupid

[anamationX1]

@PvtNoclass925 this one is mah fav

[hibye654321]

SCIENCE.

[shadow55835]

CREEEEEEPY

[iElitePig]

you missed the part when the zombie freaks out and kills all of them

[wokeupthismorning100]

@iElitePig THANKS FOR THE SPOILER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ilovecriminalminds15]

@iElitePig ya i would of liked to see tht :P

[5551kdude]

@dentsky resident evil 3 extinction

[hotchick12311]

if i were the zombie i would bite thier ass

[vulcam525]

i lol'd at this part, when he like rages coz the toy wont work

[maxten]

ser jorah mormont? what are u doing here? explain yourself!!!

[TheUbercharge1]

i cant believe they stole this from Day of the Dead

"Hello aunt Alisha"

[pdpatrick00]

the zombie looks like my m8 when he gets up as in ...

mouth wide open (same)

mad hair(same)

confused(same)

common sense (different the zombie has some)

lol

[freecherokeespirit]

he's a zombie yea he'll eat your brains 1st chance he gets but seriously he's not retarded roflmao drrrrrrr

[1000gamer]

all of the resident evils are good apart from the last one

[1000gamer]

then he goes crazy and the guy locks the other guys in there and thay get fucked

[squeeky832]

It's from resident evil 3 right

[Bearpawgraphics]

kinda stupid, BUT that kinda makes it funny in a weird way. lol

[loreganwater]

man i would love to have a zombie pet it would bite the people i hate then i would kill them with a baseball bat

[Dosumarushi]

@loreganwater your a violent person arent you

[xXxBrokenStringsxXx]

fav part of the movie lol

[patryczek4271wojo]

this film is a Resident evil exitinction !!! I love resident evil

[theshadow422]

Resident evil

[brianb0708]

not funny

[spacecowboy5000]

@rebeccachambersfan1 Actually there both stolen from the "Bub" scene in the original "Day of the Dead".

[rtyhutydudrhrthr]

haha he nerd rages because the circle doesn't fit or something

[spartanrsq]

@mouldybanana987 resident evil extinction :D

[spartanrsq]

jaja this is funny :P

[pojo205]

a few seconds later the zombie starts to nerd rage

[crypticstenchofhate]

bub is cooler

[wisci101]

re3 worst in movie series

[DarkTmeplar1312]

@wisci101 NAH MAN afterlife was a let down the only cool thong about it was the Executioner

[Treeburner25]

oh i thought he said: "Frodo, try"

[megamatt01234]

you are a ass considering it kills 2 of them

[airsoftm16nut]

Resident evil

[MEGAbichard]

zombie book ;P

[kurogane2x]

Day of the dead?

[MajorAALAN]

@kurogane2x Nope, it's from Resident Evil: Extinction

[killer6468]

@kurogane2x Res. evil 4.

[killer6468]

@kurogane2x Sorry, I mean res. evil 3.

[kalashnikov47mf]

actually is from the 3rd resident evil

[vierkeervier]

That is from the movie: Resident evil

[oussigamer]

resident evil ;p

[SHAMPOW12]

what move is this?

[anderst5]

we always have the retarded ones :)

[crutchfield1000]

@pootie tangsbelt fail it's from resident evil :(

[PootieTangsBelt]

they stole this from day of the dead *cough ripoff*

[98CHERRYBLOSSOMS]

whos a good zombie you are! you are zombie guy lmao that was cute

[larukulunaseas]

It's Ser Jorah Mormont.

[funnyrebellion]

what movie is this one

[geover330]

@funnyrebellion This is Resident Evil 3: Extinction

[NationalNinjaDay]

#SPOILER#

Sad part is that zombie actually kills them ten seconds later :-/ why did no one have a gun or weapon IDC if he's chained up(and he was) I wouldn't gone in without a gun!

[DXJamo]

@NationalNinjaDay i wouldnt of gone in without a bazuka.. that way if it bites me.. i'll blast us both into tiny cibbles

[NationalNinjaDay]

@DXJamo lol id rather shot gun but your idea works too :D

[GMmaster99]

@NationalNinjaDay I think it's possible the zombie may have taken people with an armed weapon as a threat especially this one is domesticated

[NationalNinjaDay]

@GMmaster99 thats true and makes sense. if that the case shouldnt there been guards ready to come in and save the doctors? they could have hiden themselves so that the zombie is unaware of their presence.

[Lolmehaha19]

then he escapes and uses the camera 2 kill everyone and he killed about 2000 people with 2000 pictures

[98CHERRYBLOSSOMS]

@Lolmehaha19 thats,thats nice lol

[ippokratis144]

resistance evil 3

[ALostPizza]

now replace that zombie with a doom 3 one ''phone'' -zombie gets up and eats guys face.

[EPICT0ASTER]

i wish i could say it was a good homage to day of the dead, but it was a terrible movie so this scene was moot.

[1shot3killsH3]

This reminded me of Fairly Odd Parents when Cosmo was like "STUPID CIRCLE!!!!!" like 5 seconds after the vid lol

[calibuso23]

its funny how the zombie got pissed of coz of the box with holes haha

[digitalmckracken]

one of the more blatant rip offs from Resident Evil Extinction... this one is from Day of th Dead... it's a Romero classic... it's a shame it was ripped off here...

[redloverist]

Lol

[ShellyDropDeadBabe]

The scene is from resident evil : extinction .

[jaggazez]

Resident evil lol

[wampiro96]

Wheres this from? i think i have seen it before

[digitalmckracken]

@wampiro96 it is from Resident Evil Extinction, but the idea of the military training a zombie came from Day of the Dead... his name was Bub. they ripped this straight from Romero

[wampiro96]

@digitalmckracken

k thnx

[spacecowboy5000]

Unvelievable! He pressed a button! Now we can get him a job with the government.

[420LaYzIe420]

That zombie is going to put that picture he took on his Facebook page.

[InspieringEpicVideos]

*take up cellphone and press some numbers* "Hello?......yeah hi!....i would like to order some hot pizza with cheese....yeah......ok 10 minutes......ill be there.....wait.......what do you guys want?"