If don't have a fun-loving-gene in your body, don't listen to Yoko! If you can't grasp anything but what the culture around tell you is cool, don't listen to Yoko! Most importantly and quite definitely, if you don't have a god damn nice thing to say about Yoko, why are you here in the first place?
Yoko was in the studio and she started shitting. It was a mess and some of the more liquid fecal matter dripped through her underwear. Since she didn't have to clean it up she giggled and said "What a mess" and thats where this song got its name.
Berets off to the most succesfull groupie in world history,partly thanks to her,we got rid of whining Johnny,who lost it anyway after 1970. Imagine Utopia....in your wet dreams,yeah.
I am not against abortion, but comparing sperm to a zygote is like comparing an artery to a heart. Might as well cut the heart if you cut the artery right Yoko? I have a new song for you Yoko, in the same melody as this one: "If you keep pressing your horrible vocals, then no more singing for you. And we'd love if John came back and you went awayyy, how would you feel about that brother?" (bwada).
@thespecter2 I agree Yoko is a terrible singer but I think the argument she makes is a valid one. A zygote is a collection of cells that has the potential to be a living human being. That same definition applies to sperm. So technically, every time you masturbate, you're killing millions of cells that could become human beings.
@MemoryofGhostille Not to get into the pro-choice/pro-life debate (which quite frankly, I am not either, I am undecided). I would categorize sperm killing with cell killing, or single molecule killing. And the early stages of human life killing in its own category. That is why I didn't really feel the connection on comparing the two.
@thespecter2 Without getting into the debate either, I would say that this song is another example of why performers should stick to performing. Nobody asks doctors or moral philosophers about their opinions on popular music.
Sure, her music is strange and divides people intensely, but a lot of it is really remarkable stuff. In the 1960s/70s this woman was a true musical pioneer. If anything, she practically invented Punk Music.
This track is actually really good. The arrangement is nice and light, a good background for the message she's telling here, even perfect for Yoko's singing style and range.
OH I can't believe it.....the creature is still trying attempting to sing.....when will she realize she has no talent....I feel sorry for those who think yoko can do anything positive.
blah blah i hate yoko because i am an ignorant cunt who with nary an original thought and a totally inaccurate grasp on history becauz i listened to whut my daddy told me about that jap bitch blah blah
why couldnt john just be happy with paul? why did paul have to leave him for linda? why couldnt they have just been happy lover like they were in teh old days, buggering each other up the hamburg-er? deerrrr, GET BACK 2 BUTTS YOU ONCE BELONGED!
@phoen99rising Waddaya mean..? It's her tunes, words and all that. Then she has John and the plastic ono band to back her up. She wrote some damn good songs mind you...
hehe. fuzzy. she said fuzzy.
jamieisfromthemoon 1 week ago
If don't have a fun-loving-gene in your body, don't listen to Yoko! If you can't grasp anything but what the culture around tell you is cool, don't listen to Yoko! Most importantly and quite definitely, if you don't have a god damn nice thing to say about Yoko, why are you here in the first place?
waasisroad 3 weeks ago
ew
redspade200 3 weeks ago
She sounds like "Wing"
XxStonedImmaculatexX 3 weeks ago
Yoko was in the studio and she started shitting. It was a mess and some of the more liquid fecal matter dripped through her underwear. Since she didn't have to clean it up she giggled and said "What a mess" and thats where this song got its name.
stonesfan1989 1 month ago
what a piece of shit!
drewdudy 1 month ago
Yoko Ono: "The case for abortion"
SuperTongpo 2 months ago
Berets off to the most succesfull groupie in world history,partly thanks to her,we got rid of whining Johnny,who lost it anyway after 1970. Imagine Utopia....in your wet dreams,yeah.
PAULLONDEN 2 months ago
How'd I get here from listening to the Beatles..?
DawnRainWasHere 2 months ago
I am not against abortion, but comparing sperm to a zygote is like comparing an artery to a heart. Might as well cut the heart if you cut the artery right Yoko? I have a new song for you Yoko, in the same melody as this one: "If you keep pressing your horrible vocals, then no more singing for you. And we'd love if John came back and you went awayyy, how would you feel about that brother?" (bwada).
thespecter2 2 months ago
@thespecter2 I agree Yoko is a terrible singer but I think the argument she makes is a valid one. A zygote is a collection of cells that has the potential to be a living human being. That same definition applies to sperm. So technically, every time you masturbate, you're killing millions of cells that could become human beings.
MemoryofGhostille 2 months ago
@MemoryofGhostille I threw zygote in there because you would have to unify a sperm and an egg. Sperm by itself is no life. Except the living sperm.
thespecter2 2 months ago
@thespecter2 Right, the living sperm which are expunged into the atmosphere and killed as a result of masturbation.
MemoryofGhostille 2 months ago
@MemoryofGhostille Not to get into the pro-choice/pro-life debate (which quite frankly, I am not either, I am undecided). I would categorize sperm killing with cell killing, or single molecule killing. And the early stages of human life killing in its own category. That is why I didn't really feel the connection on comparing the two.
thespecter2 2 months ago
@thespecter2 Without getting into the debate either, I would say that this song is another example of why performers should stick to performing. Nobody asks doctors or moral philosophers about their opinions on popular music.
pitcalco 1 month ago
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Sure, her music is strange and divides people intensely, but a lot of it is really remarkable stuff. In the 1960s/70s this woman was a true musical pioneer. If anything, she practically invented Punk Music.
MrDarkbloom 3 months ago
she sounds like a dying manatee r yall deaf?
biscuts74 3 months ago
@biscuts74 you are very narrow-minded . I dont like you. ahahahahaha
bluegrayseaotters 2 months ago
@biscuts74 then why are you listening to it you idiot :\
kagomie 2 months ago
@kagomie i wanted 2 hear what she sounded like
biscuts74 2 months ago
This track is actually really good. The arrangement is nice and light, a good background for the message she's telling here, even perfect for Yoko's singing style and range.
minagirlie 4 months ago
OH I can't believe it.....the creature is still trying attempting to sing.....when will she realize she has no talent....I feel sorry for those who think yoko can do anything positive.
valeriemci1 4 months ago
You can hear better songs on any episode of Yo Gabba Gabba...
carbomb19 5 months ago
It is simply embarrassing...
She has been married John Lennon: this is her only quality.
shubby33 6 months ago
@shubby33 oh its you again..... do you post this to every video? Must be of terrible concern to you.
bluegrayseaotters 2 months ago
What a waste...
of good musical instruments on her voice. lol
MichaelJacksonFan000 6 months ago
blah blah i hate yoko because i am an ignorant cunt who with nary an original thought and a totally inaccurate grasp on history becauz i listened to whut my daddy told me about that jap bitch blah blah
why couldnt john just be happy with paul? why did paul have to leave him for linda? why couldnt they have just been happy lover like they were in teh old days, buggering each other up the hamburg-er? deerrrr, GET BACK 2 BUTTS YOU ONCE BELONGED!
yoko haters are mark david chapmans.
bklmsoul 6 months ago 2
Sorry but this is a verrry awful song. It's got some good points though. Anti abortion is stupid
MsPingu112 7 months ago
i feel sorry for the guys in the recording studio that had to recorded this trash
beatleruby 7 months ago
52 people have hit absolutely rock-bottom in their lives both personally and spiritually....
carbomb19 9 months ago
@carbomb19 Why?
foxtrotgin 8 months ago
Yoko Ono is the original riot grrrl
taxidermy911 9 months ago 3
this is great!
bettewills 10 months ago
I feel like she's that random foreign girl in south pacific.
ovensleeper 1 year ago
Good songs such as? Need I remember the white album... Gah... it's just awfull.
Tention 1 year ago
@Tention yeah but i bet you own the white album dont you?
bedtime4bonz 10 months ago
sounds like LAS KETCHUP - their ASEREJE SONG- but thats probably where THEY stole it from ! ( 40 years later)
buchananstreet 1 year ago
just cuz your the wife of a good singer doesnt mean you are ANTI YOKO!
125guitargeek 1 year ago
waw you 40 people would listen to just about anything wouldnt you.
codern 1 year ago
What does Yoko do exactly? Does she just sing vocals for another band or does she actually make the music like Lennon did?
phoen99rising 1 year ago
@phoen99rising Waddaya mean..? It's her tunes, words and all that. Then she has John and the plastic ono band to back her up. She wrote some damn good songs mind you...
argentaperra 1 year ago
i LOOOOVE this song soo much!
mistyballz100 1 year ago
What a fucking wog spastic!
caturn88 1 year ago
yoko ono sucks shes a bitch
MusicAndAmbientGay 1 year ago
Really what a mess this song is
jay1970 1 year ago
equal is not equal enough. so true!
e1leeny 1 year ago
Wouldn't it have just been easier to run her nails across a chalkboard.
zamusicza 1 year ago
I love her voice! Lyrics rocks! :)
aquariusfiume 1 year ago
this is funny...
lvd345 1 year ago
i love it!
avreimy 2 years ago 4
she really sucks....
edubcnspain 2 years ago
just ahead of her time
check out
"DONT WORRY KYOKO"
& "WHY" by yoko ono & plastic ono band
TEMPmichaelhansen 2 years ago 2
thanks for broadening my horizon, misterfabdu93! :)
before this i knew enough of yoko to like her message and enjoy most of the few songs that were on here, now im thinking of buying some of her stuff.
gaeddchen 2 years ago 2
get the box set ONOBOX
TEMPmichaelhansen 2 years ago
Awesome song!
jillaaree 2 years ago 4
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UGLY ANNOYING CUNT!
EndOfTheNight1 2 years ago
This is a freaking EPIC song xD
And I agree, first verse made me laugh.
Yoko ono forever!
aGlowingTeapot 2 years ago 19