The Stig - Series 9 Introductions

[JOHNCENATHESELLER]

cia experement went wrong ha thmbs up

[The19763]

Some say at night he roams the Top Gear track looking for Jonathan Ross....and that on his birthday he dresses up like an Arab!

[DMaddox2010]

BEST ONE EVER !!

Some say he suks the moisture from ducks.

[the06bug]

Some say he was designed in the same studio as the Queen Mary, and that he could render David Hasselhoff unconscious using only his brain. All we know is...

He's Called the Stig!

[Dannypuck]

Some say that he is the Doctor's next regeneration.

[Tjspycorp]

Some say, you just did this in jeremy's voice

[TheEliycesar]

malditos , razistas, cerebros de mierda, es lo ke tienen estos tipos y si no entienden traduzcanlo....

[lurion]

@TheEliycesar Racista es con c.

[SighNapse1]

Some say he was planning to write an autobiography and reveal his identity.

All we know is, he's not The Stig anymore but some whiny racing car driver that didn't read his contract, maybe he got too used to seeing green numbers zoom up and down through that visor or something

[Meirstein]

I actually started calling my houseplants Steve after watching this episode.

[RichysBikeWorld]

Threw a Microwave at a Tramp lol

These 2 Quotes are the best ever :)

[tahtaha]

i seriously think that only clarkson can perfectly do stiggy quotes ,dont get me wrong hammond is funny too but in his own way :)

[dude4rmUtah]

some say he sucks the moisture from ducks and that his crash helmet is molded off of britney spears' head.... all we know is hes called the stig

[ellisqpr86]

sorry hammond,you killed it

[LaddersIntoLeitrim]

@ellisqpr86 Hammonds are so good are you kidding?

[Danism1992]

he's a hero for the Jade Goody comment :P

[AnAngryPossom]

Some say he once threw a microwave oven at a trout

[racingmylife15]

a tramp...not a trout. a trout is a fish :p

[AnAngryPossom]

@racingmylife15 haha sorry it sounded like trout...that would be funnier.

[ExDijjj]

Some say that he traveld the world in a trolley ...and some say his feet are made of bridgestone rubber ...All we know he's called the stig :)

[connorchapman1]

Some say that he can lick his elbow and touch his nose with his tounge AT THE SAME TIME

and that his heart is a V12 engine

[sundayheaven]

Lord Stig!

[taranchula97]

Some say that his eyes are headlights, and that his suit is made of shamwow.

All we know is that he's called the Stig!

[astr0kooler]

Hey, theonewithnoeyes. What the hell is wrong with you?!?'

[4m1rh4mz4hu5541n]

somesay he lost his virginity before his granfather

[andiacc]

some say he sucks the moister from ducks thats the best iv heard yet lol

[billboardx25]

'Some say that he has to left foots, and that he's illegal in 17 u.s. states, all we know he's called the stig.

[TG4EVER1]

"Some say that he has a bladder,and that he is transported by Jeremy Clarkson in a cart...All we know is he's called The Stig"

[alcohollica261290]

some say that he once punched piers morgan, and that in his spare time he downloads loads of will young songs. all weknow is he's called the clarkson.

[Elvisdukebox]

Some say he is sometimes found on Mairo Kart Wii Known as the Stig UK

[seanis1man]

betcha they feel bad about jade now haha

[whatwallace]

some say he's michael schumacher

[TheJokeMonster]

1:38

Ford GT :D

[PressAltF4OrElse]

@TheJokeMonster Uh... no. Try Shelby GT500

[nishjaxx]

I like how after season 8 they wait a few seconds after the first joke is told. Geniuses these guys are.

[marbballz]

LOL jade goodie XD

[yourparadise09]

'Some say he sucks the moisture from ducks.. '

The best one! Too me anyhoo :D

[Mozzyeon]

I dred to think what would happen to jeramy clarkson if jade goody's husband say this.

[Aoifs90]

Ya, but at the same time, how much of an idiot would he look if he started giving out about a joke made by Jezza more that 3 years ago??!!

Well, when I say idiot....more so....

[Pompeygezza87]

Good old Clarkson gotta love him! :)

[SnowyyOeyy]

i hate jade goody, and i now love this man more than my own mother :L

[caltake1]

@SnowyyOeyy Who said it was a man?

[hiddenbutdeadly]

@SnowyyOeyy

i would probably SELL my mother to meet clarkson!!!

[XhoowieX]

bet the daily mail pick up on the jade goody thing and make out its only just been said

[jimbobaloobobadob]

lmfao the jade goody one is like soo bad now lmfaooooooooo

[girthalmighty]

david blaine was reported to be gutted that his record of doing fuck all in a box for 42 days has been broken by jade goody

[XhoowieX]

wow the jade goodie ones gunna sting now XD

[djvizion]

I am not The Stig....I AM LORD STIG!!!!!!

[kartkidchun]

Some of the best are in this series. I love it when they do Stig takes on weekly news.

[samstersamhamster]

GO STIGGY!!

[LittlerichLemon]

Some say he sucks the moisture from ducks! LMAO Brilliant line!!!

[mitchy452]

i think i meant potted... i'm not sure

[DBZownsNARUTO]

its potted

[mitchy452]

lol he's plotted plants are called steve

[sio77nvd4]

plotted or potted?

[DBZownsNARUTO]

potted u know like in a pot

[mitchy452]

some say that he sucks the moisture from ducks LMAO

[Bobbadelic]

some say that his nose is bulletproof and that he can crack a nut in hiss buttcheeks

[3check3]

LMAO "he once threw a microwave oven at a tramp" XD

[mecrazy5]

all of his potted plants are called steve

[smrawecw]

good old stig

[vogelbajs]

some say

[misterinley]

hammond never got the grasp of it.