Some pressing questions answered!

[TheEthanMonster]

Lol I say Canadia sometimes as well. It's 'cause they're called Canadian's, they should be called Canadan's.

[ScissorHand26]

@TheEthanMonster

Canadia actually sounds a bit more baddass than just Canada. Fuck yeah.

[megahexor]

Well POOOOUL!!

[nichic96]

ferris bueller!

[librarylover321]

what is the diffrence between an american and an "english" pancake?

[jay43107]

whats wrong with america?

[jay43107]

oh well thanks for dissin my country. yea so what if the american government is so fucking stupid its still a nice live. PLUS i dont even give a shit about the "no free health insurance" please. and right now i could give a shit in world about the government its not my fault that there stupid and plus im in high school right now so yea. you fat kunt ungly piece of shit.

[jay43107]

true. but i dont plan on waking up any time soon.

[jay43107]

you have that british acent thats why i thought you werent from america.

[geoffshred]

HA ! Plenty! Try you're all brainwashed by, and addicted to television. Average american watches 4.5 hours of TV / day, so your all brainwashed to be addicted to sex. You imprison more of your own than any other country in the world. you have 5% of the people in the world but take 80% of the pills. AND you're all as stupid, dumbed down and brainwashed as possible. You do EVERYTHING and believe ANYTHING your television tells you, but you think it all orginated in your head. Brainwashed!!!

[jay43107]

im not addicted to television and no i do not watch 4.5 hours of tv a day. no im not addicted to sex. no I DO NOT BELIEVE EVERYTHING THAT THE TV TELLS ME IM NOT STUPID TO BELIEVE WHAT THE FUCKIN TV TELLS ME. IM NOT BRAINWASHED!

[geoffshred]

People mirror each other. If you are not brainwashed by televison, you grew up in a society which is brainwashed by televsion. Americans are so all about sex that men and women can't really even talk to each other unless its to 'hookup'. Social division is huge, as a nation of sex objects, not people. Our whole society is brainwashed.. some are too smart, but I'd bet anything most amerricans are so all about sex you cannot really relate to anyone at all. America is fucked, we dont have we.

[ScissorHand26]

@geoffshred

What's this about Americans in particular being brainwashed into obsessing over sex? First off, the overall sexual repression in the US is pretty obviously more of a cause than sexuality on TV for messed up views on sex.

Also, Europe is much more lax in regards to sex on tv, so shouldn't you be directing your rant towards some European country instead?

I'd also like to ask, does where you live not have television? We have it here (in Canada) I just don't watch it.

[spazattack136]

hahahahaha! the noise part was hilarious

and ah

the very last part was sad :/

i like your personality

[Ooooak]

OhMychickens, I like my pancakes with lemon and sugar, we could be pancake twins [insert slapping noise]

[FreedomBunker]

Ducks scare me too...

[mendebil]

:) lovely

[Bustdatube]

YOU SO HAVE BOLOGNA IN ENGLAND! That's where my love for it began! I was never able to find such a good tasting bologna in Canada though...quite sad...

[Unavailable123x]

Canadia? xD Lollll. That made me giggle.

[Fealuinix]

Never was too fond of The Three Amigos or Top Gun. Ferris Bueller's Day Off would be a top competitor, but the best movie of 1986 would be my 41st favorite movie of all time: Aliens.

And yes, I have my top 50 movies figured out in order. That took ages.

[kellyraye815]

lol i was around the same age as you when i learned to ride a bike, too!

aliens, ufos, diet pepsi LOL! so random! ROFLMAO XD

[nikkyraney]

canadia? lol

[KaiiTeey]

i likess tha xmas tree =]

[artsyfashion]

I loved how you said, "Canadia"

lmao.

[triskalguilo]

WTF was that noise? It sounded like a tea kettle train!

[cupcakeprincessxx]

you said canadia

canada

canadians live in canada

[FreeCountry86]

She was kidding. Canadia is like a "fun" way of saying Canada. Lots of people say that.

[BabyBlueBabe12]

dear lord i live in canadia and it is the crapiest shite its like -50

[numanuma94]

omg where do you live? cause right now its like 20... and even in the winter the coldest was like -25 more or less...

[WilliamLocklear]

Welll... as far as i know, quebec is still part of canada and it goes down to -40 on an average winter day here so ...

[Tina0384]

Wow apprently everything in america is crap and there training wheel not stabalizer get it right hun!!!lol

[Tina0384]

What the fuck you got something against american pancakes what is that shit??? LoL no im just kidding just had to laugh at some of the people comments cause you said u didnt like american pancakes lol

[SparkyThought]

Very informative and funny vid. My favourite part was near the beginning when you said Mememolly lives in Canadia...*giggles*...(laughin­g with you not at your cause you really are great). Just so you know (which you probably do now or did then, but just goofed), it's Canada (that's CAN-A-DA). Rock on my friend, rock on!

[animilautrec]

Ahhh I love you paperlilies.

[SakkuGrace]

Top gun: scariest ride at canada's wonderland!!!

[NederlandseIer]

oh dear jesus! lol

[Janeshcw]

SHORT SHORTS!!! put some on! now!! lol *both thumbs up*

[animilautrec]

could you link to peter z (sorry I can't spell it)

because I can't figure out how to spell his name?

[keniandariel]

you know what dont hate on this chick...

you guys are fucking gay if you hate her...bc shes got attitude and isnt afraid to shit talk...which in my mind is awesome STOP FUCKING HATING! this chick rocks my muther fucking cock sucking sockss...anyone who dissagrees with me respond to this and ill show you a thing or 2

;D

[cookiesindirt]

i don't think she has a problem w/ america. saying you don't like american pancakes isn't racist or anythig. shes not saying i hatte americans because they have untasty panckaes is she now?

[canndyrb]

whats ur problem with america?? biOOtch

[456Josh]

im from american and it sucks. shity fatening food, and annoying people. but thats my opionon.

[Tmineff]

Come to germany. you can stay with meh, lol. my sergeant would love another recruit.

europe--the only continent in the world with proper manners.

[guitarbro11]

AMERICA RULES!

[thelogicalGuy]

freezing f******king cold here right now!!!

funny! funny!!

[mybreakingdawn]

did you say canadia?

i live there, but we call it canada :P

[xSpoosh]

Yes but Canadia sounds cooler =)

duhh.

[1s2j3]

defenitly i only call it canadia now cos its SO funni!!!!!!!!!:p

[xolovexopeace]

i thinks she has something against america....no offense, i might be wrong, it's just, i live in america, so i kept noticing those comments...reply to my comment if u agree

[super8hogan]

agreed

[avrillavigne94]

omg!!!!!!

i soooooooo totally believe that its selfish that pple think thta theres only life in earth!!!!!!!!!!!

i've always said that i cant beliebe it!!!!

:0

[lilleanna06]

stabilizers...training wheels.....thats clever

[kandykishes]

paperlilies... how old are you??

lol... *jus wondering* (:

[SquireCD]

Hahaha. The woods are perfectly safe in American, dear!

[argbarb8]

haha great idea rlly

love your vids make me

[Alllllleeee]

she rocks who old is she

[DerrangedKitty01]

sweet-heart. its prenounced can-a-da

not can-aid-i-a

[Moir225]

ahahaha I live in Canada

I laughed so hard when she said that

[Napally]

It was intentional (:

[emilysmycat]

AHAHAHA! im seriosly laughing my head off right now!

[SmallxUso]

lol i think their kinda shit...lol

x

[jonasloverrr27]

That was hilarious.

I love your videos.

[megmo1571]

Bloody hell! You have made 120 vids! And uve only joined 4 a year!!

[Shaddups]

VERY rarely do videos actually make me laugh out loud. (Though I use 'lol' a lot, like 99% of the time, I am not really 'lol'ing. :/ Possible video idea??? :D )

Anyway, you did make me laugh with this video. And others.

[JordanaAilysha]

i totally agree about the transport thing

just a single on a bus is like 2 quid when you're only going about a mile away.

what a load of shit!

[mengelemd]

This was way more interesting than I would've ever guessed. And it is funny when you sort of forget who you are and then be like whoah is that me or what did I just think or something that you're sure you saw someplace, but in reality just did yourself or thought about thinking or didn't and just made that up just now. Especially when waking up. Sometimes.

[stepherroo444]

canadia? hha!

[kreppikreppi]

lolol canadia =P

[hellotwat]

the earth is expanding to a certain point and then it is going to come back on itself and everything will implode...but dont worry, its not for a long time...

[monoxideboy]

lmao you sound so funny when you said what the eff just happened

[Zxzm]

"Hoosiers" is the best movie of 1986 and American pancakes dominate. British pancakes are shit.

[dsloct2691]

you said canadia

[Elzibubb]

How much are the train tickets in London. I live in Birmingham and they're 90p.

[dasright11]

those things are good!!!

atleast i think so

stop being so rude.

wait, am i getting defensive of a pancake?

well. those pancakes for little kids in the morning who dont eat a lot.

i think

hmmm.

but crepes are 8237491278947589370 times better.

[Raphaelus13]

"Who wears short short?

Weeee wear short shorts."

The reference is from an old advertisement, revived for the YouTube culture by LisaNova in a funny video which pokes fun at DaxFlames' short shorts.

[lilhorsegirlov06]

Haha, i love it when you go:

Brad did not ask me a question, oh fine. Screw you Brad! Your face was so funny made me laugh alot!

Great video!!

[qtjen020]

I'm American and our cheese and pacakes do suck. Stop being so defensive and paranoid.Get a grip.

[uninitiated]

Woah. I'm not sure you can talk about being defensive.

[acrosstheworldd]

haha i have your sweatshirt!

[timguenther]

I'm American and laugh at her humor.. Everyone else should be able to as well..

Anyway, just dropped in to mention that Three Amigos was my favorite film when I was a kid.. awesome :)

[k8ee84]

Why are people complaining that she bashes America? Oh no, I'm so offended that she doesn't like American pancakes and cheese.

[clownfish710]

I'm surprised that you bash Americans so much when your on a website that is run by them. If it wasn't for "our kind" which you seem to dislike so immensely you wouldn't have a place to lash out at the world and show your low self esteem. Why don't you make a site for you and your anti-American buddies to go and talk about how much better the world was before the US was polluting the earth with our media.

[gothmonkey13]

Hey what is with u always making fun of americans

[Piratezrule]

Stop hating America so much. Well, you can hate it, but stop telling us 24/7

[whoops567]

lol

[1kelsey15]

you know what i argee wit u that america sux, well because it does, and its full of idiotic losers, and, well i live in america so yea...btw i am a loser but i'm the coolest loser you'll ever meet! lol

[Transman88]

the fact you bash america so much is annoying. Like. i live there and im not a fan but its overdone. besides that.

oh. and bologna is the correct spelling. >.>

[bookworm1609]

i mastered the art of NOT falling off a bike when i was.........oh dear. 14 and i still aint managed it. :-(

[XkaibrynXnatschaX]

when its spelt with an a yes its said like ba.lone.e

[GerardWayLover2]

yea me 2 bout the 1st question i dont like the fuckin american pankaces but iam from america....i cant spell worth shit...

[cmbguy11]

Thank god british girls like you do exist! Comedic, intelligent and confident. Kent seems to be deprived of such girls!

[RYANcanada1]

i think my might love u

[JadaFace]

ok..so we get that you dont like america.

[braceface11414]

u rox my soxs

[1027Jake]

stabilizers! haha we americans call them training wheels. lol ;]

[NikkieeOx]

I love all pancakes :) But traditional english is soo the best :D Sugar & lemon.. :D & as shes says the homemade engligh ones on pancake day are deff the best, yu shud all try them :D.. I live near London :).. Brighton :) Best place on earth guys :D:D

[mikepar2]

If you have never been in the North of Scotland then you don't know what cold is!!!!

[OhhSnapItsSara]

Haha, you're so cute and funny! I love your sense of humor.

[marceyislife]

uhh! american pancakes r soooo yummy!!!

[Archer993]

A NEGATIVE person. Not what we need in the world,

[zune101]

it funny cus its true about americans

[dilbertgeg]

HEAVY DUTY pancakes made from buckwheat flour ... 3/8" thick ... with honey. Huge 12" diameter.

[again2021]

You got somethin against the states?

[dolily]

i knoww seriouslyy well i livee in canadaa but still!!

[rocksteady78]

I believe it's pronounced KAN-UH-DUH. I could be wrong, I am only American and didn't get an education farther than KOW-LEJ.

[dolily]

yeahh canadaa i live there yu should pronounce it like thatt

[inubisdrone]

Your hot. I love you. But, uh, little pancakes

What are you talking about? You sound ignorant

and stupid Ive eatin pancakes the size of 48s vinyl records. Generalizing makes you sound like a limey retard. You babble too much.

KUNNNNNNT.

[seggersspurs]

LMAO @ American pancakes.

Think you mean "Scotch" pancakes love hahaha

[Pissbucket222]

Crack kills you know.........and in your case i wish it would. Love mum Xxx

[lamiaspero]

hahahah that was great, i love the 'Said claws' bit, it made me laugh!

[cyberwolf73]

Jo Jo Dancer was a Richard Pryor movie that was basically autobiographical.

Just in the event you wanted to know.

[cmashu29]

canadia eh?

[Smolley28]

Here's another marvelous example of what's wrong with YouTube.

[knockaboutboy]

LIBERATE US PANCAKES AND SEND THEM TO THE UK!

If ever there was an occassion to compliment someone on their ability to swear, now would be such time. Fan-fucking-tastic.

[rashersuckler]

i love living in canadia.

[adlogan]

I know how funny!

[timthy7411]

Jo Jo dancer is a bio about Richard pryor. Great movie. And if I can remember right richard starred in it.

[diaheuzle]

what is crotchety?

[phillyphan32992]

And one yen is about 229 pounds. Does that mean that Japan is better than you? No, it means that they use a smaller form of currency.

[Godlesswanderer]

Actually, one yen is not even £0.01. You're thinking the other way around, £1 is about 228 yen.

[Pissbucket222]

Let daddy spunk on your chin you crazy bitch and then punch your mum in the head and set fire to your brothers hair Xxx

[Brizzlerman]

Screw U.S. IHOP restaurants and their fake pancakes, and crepes aren't pancakes they're thinner and less cakey. You should live somewhere warmer than Canada, maybe Florida or California so you could make vids of you in less clothing nearby the beach with a tropical breeze caressing your silky hair as the sunlight glistens on every beautiful strand.

[theslyestfox]

i hate to rain on your fap-fest, but if she was in Florida or California there wouldn't be a "tropical breeze" to "caress her sily hair" because Florida and California are not in the tropics.

[Brizzlerman]

Why is there a Tropical Breeze resort located in Sarasota, Florida? It is called a tropical breeze because it is a tropical warm climate location and Florida is considered tropical. They have the Everglades Rain forest and grow tropical citrus fruits. So keep your dildo greasing fingers away from the keyboard and get your facts straight before attempting to correct me you wiseass clownshoe.

[Brizzlerman]

All that aside, tropical is just a synonym for warm and humid. Like when a weather news caster says; "We'll be having some tropical weather on thursday and friday of next week..." Doesn't mean that the area of the globe defined as the tropics is going to relocate itself to that area and alter their climate. It just means weather patterns similar to the tropics. Tropical breeze= warm, humid breeze regardless if it is located in the tropics.

[manatyson]

yeah thats nice cuz i could say american cheese is the best and a swiss would say swiss is the best and a french would say french cheese is the best

[jamesmorgandavies]

Hee hee - hello from CANADIA!

Actually, I prefer that to Canada.

Does that make me a bad Canadianite?

Odd to say it, given that Cheddar is originally British, but: ours is the best by far. Hail Cheese!

[mcrgrl1199]

i have my first vid up it just asks you to ask me!! if yall wanna go take a lookie pleeeeeese do!!! i will answer questions about ANYTHING!!!! advice, questions about me(within reason), or just plain random questions! GO CHECK IT OUT please!

[jrafinch1993]

ok i counted how many times in one vid she said something about england being better than america...it was 5 times...and save the extra comments i know i have no life

[DeltaNC]

Uhh newsflash, The US isn't prefect! Far from it. There will always be things one country is better at than the other, and she is entitled to her opinion.

[trekfan92]

Uhh newsflash, no one said the US was perfect. We're well aware of our place. Is it just me or does it seem like folks in the UK have nothing better to do than ridicule Americans!!!!!

[phillyphan32992]

Exactly. If America was so bad, why would the British people pay so much attention to us?

[DeltaNC]

We don't, perhaps if you stopped worrying about what everyone else thinks about you perhaps you could do something useful for the world, like honour the rule of law, or cut down on the amount of waste you create.

[trekfan92]

Um, actually most Americans don't give a shit. I'm here just because I'm trying to set the record straight.

Likewise partner. You guys should do the same, stop worrying about Americans, when you know about your own troubled history. Americans aren't perfect, but certainly neither are the British. Besides, we're supposed to be allies so I think we could do a better job of getting along.

[DeltaNC]

I never claimed the UK was perfect, in fact I support the UK being disbanded. It has served its purpose and is now an unnecessary entity.

[phillyphan32992]

HAHAH! You do so pay attention to us, don't even deny it! All English people do is talk about how much better they are than Americans, at least on YouTube. I don't even know about some of the English stuff you guys talk about sometimes.

[DeltaNC]

Well lucky for you Mr Ignorant American. I'm not English.

[Pissbucket222]

I will tell you what are nasty and evil...honey badgers they are the real killers not ducks or cats they wont bum you to death like a honey badger will.

[kingjimsixsix5]

the only way to eat pan cakes.... sugar and lemon juice.... mmmm

[SkalovesSkittles]

I completely agree with the pancakes

[MakeItFunkey]

That tone toward the end was the E.T.s saying hello after you acknowledged life outta dis world. Welcome to the Cosmic Funk. Jus' listen to George Clinton and Del the Funky Homo Sapien and you'll dig! (joking)

[wildredrose99]

There are also these Russian-type pancakes, called "blini" (sort of like crepes)..they're fantastic, and I agree that the north american pancakes suck :(

[Larrymcphereson]

Stop faking that phoney accent and talking about cold! You obviously don't know anything about pancakes or hiking either! In America, the only people who shoot you are gangbangers, the KKK (Now spelled CNN), Fox Searchlight Directors and Youtube Censors! Brush your teeth damn it!

[elitereel]

paperlilies you cant insult london i had to move out of london to the fucking westmidlands where its TEN TIMES as cold as london and im in a house with no heating. as for transport ONE BUS A DAY to my college and back in london i had an oyster card AND BUSES WERE FREE I LOVE LONDON I WANNA GO HOOOOOME!!!

[MeowBeep]

I live in London and it's not so bad, but I just wanted to ask...since when were busses free?!

[Jerseydogs]

Stabilizers on a bike are also known as "training wheels".

p.s. have a Merry Christmas!

Hope Santa brings you what you want.

[howesy]

haha i love how u put everything so bluntly.

'well paul, its freezing fucking cold at the moment :]'

[markoko13]

I also dislike "silver dollar" pancakes, but that is just one of dozens of different types here.

And there are no wolves, bears, or hunters in the forest preserves. Maybe in National parks, but still no hunters. You'd have to be deep in the country for all that. Me, I am a city boy. I go to the park or forest preserve. Not much for the country

[misterfisherman]

she should have a blue lamp under the table for special effects.hmmm yes

[misterfisherman]

or a red one.hmmm yes too

[bkneezy]

and this one time...in band camp

[charlie1der]

THis is one of the few personalities on YouTube that I haven´t gotten tired of (yet).

[timetravelexperiment]

Is time travel possible?

[misterfisherman]

would you believe someone dressed in a roman outfit if he said yes? hmmm reminds of one of the patients at my hopsital.hehe

[YBMarmot]

I have never had those in between pancakes, never mind with lemon and sugar. Thanks for the tip.

[Dazbo10]

I was transfixed by the subtle glow from your 1/3rd size christmas tree.

happy christmas.

Dazbo10

[TuckerLovesHimself]

Can I make it so people can see my ratings but not what videos I watched or am watching?

[StefanPriceUK]

Watch the other videos, wierd.

[hugmedonthurtme]

YOUR AMAZING!!!!!

[StefanPriceUK]

An English pancake is different to the American and Scottish types.

They are very thin, about 1 mm thick, you use lemon on it and then put sugar on it, and then roll it up into a long thing, then cuy it into slices, use a fork and eat it.

[BuggerDan]

"I gave him a sticker of me" lol proper funny, nice one ;)

[StefanPriceUK]

Why are statements said with a "neighbours" raised inflection, everything is said like its a question.

[StefanPriceUK]

Canada not Canadia, and those small pancakes in packets are Scottish pancakes not American.

[humder]

I think she had the words Canada and Canadian at the same time.

[Lytex]

I like this person usually, but has anyone during this video felt like they're half asleep?

[jaggysnake57]

snore for sure

[eyalavramovich]

That was quite informative, I liked that <3

[furiizu]

I had a similar experience with my bike. My bike was pink with training wheels.

[khalid066]

Sxephil is right , you are a total cunt

[Zomgog89]

what else do u do in the woods 'wink' hahah

[KENKENNIFF]

this was a bit boring until right at the end when you got your boobs out.