Final Fantasy XII - Summon Ultima

[MXNR16]

may that malboro rest in peace along with the whole planet lol

[MartinChaos89]

Shes a firin her laser!

[nemencia123]

I thought she was evil.

[op10004]

the music had to stop just to show how epic it is

[Tungchu92]

*Miss*

[hiddenbutdeadly]

mega flare anyone?

[Lu666Ka600AA]

FFXII about Summon Creatures: "We don't get it, who are these creatures?"

Other Final Fantasy series: "You know, Ifrit, Shiva, Bahamut.."

FFXII: "You mean the military worships?"

Other Final Fantasy series: *Facepalm*

[Lu666Ka600AA]

@Lu666Ka600AA

*Warships

[jsh020]

@Lu666Ka600AA wArships, not worships,

[BaronBanahaw]

pause the vid in 0:05,... its Africa in 90' rotated

[FlameAknon]

O.O WOOAAAA HOW DO I GET THAT ESPER????

[Infernalicon]

@FlameAknon you have to defeat it in the mega Nethizite lvl,i remember its quite tough to get there

[MrScarification]

The most powerful... fart... ever.

[mttloebach]

And it exploded.

[treschau1]

best game

[Senfiores]

@treschau1 nah, it was the worst :) though i enjoyed it a lot !

[AngryBroomHandler]

that's my morning dump

[n00belite919]

ahahahhahahahh get nuked

[HadesFLG3]

Ultimate Vagina Shot ftw!!

[TakiUser1]

GET OWNED LOL



[gallaros9]

5(0:16) I HAVE TO PEE!!!

[UltimateZantetsuken]

Damn what a nuke!

[xfujikix]

BAHAMUT 0 RULZZZZZZZZZZZ!

[EdwardEnto]

The funny thing is that the opponent survived the blast. How do you survive that?

[JackOfBladez1]

at 0:20 that poor poor thing

[ninjice]

I just love the silence before the hit.

[nofacetobi]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

POOR MALBORO

[Eddy788Knight]

Looks like a fart to me.

[thekidisnice86]

Suprise attack coming from above !!

[TrollfaceTroller]

To the Malbro: DO A BARREL ROLL!

[DeepAquaNeptune]

People should stop making menstrual-related jokes about this video. Period.

[Cryolyptic]

@DeepAquaNeptune haha you said period

[niceguy60]

@DeepAquaNeptune I know but people just keep on the ragging on with the childish menstrual jokes.

[yukido42]

nothing like a kill point like overkill

[BenNiichan]

Is it just me or most of Final Fantasy's summons involves explosions?

Is it difficult to program for more movement or something? =/

Anyways, still love Square Enix and the Final Fantasy series! xD

[kingbomb]

and hes dead Jim

[ARNGRIMPRO]

Press 7, then 7 and 8.

[KalebDeanGrim13mm]

Geeze can we say OverKill?

[keith234leon]

GDI's Ion cannon in fantasy times

[characteravatar]

I find it hilarious that this was cast on a Malboro. I find those things funny as, especially the Overkings.

[Armalizilto]

IMMAH FIRIN MAH LAZER!!!

[therodiger]

Who summons this or how to summon this 0.0 fuck i want one!

[VagrantMalice]

Jizz cannon.

[sieghartxD1]

imma firing ma mentrual cycle

[heyj64]

*Miss*

[nefrospain666]

Malboro: Oh god what have I done... ._.

[TrueDesireHD]

just gonna state the obvious, nerf that summon! x)

[prissypanda89]

this is what happens when boys try to look up a girl's skirt. beware.

[JuIiaFelatio]

beautiful ôo

[MrTakanoSan]

As you can see the result of using a summon is nuclear holocaust, thanks for being a dick vaan

[TheStewpidGenius]

FIRE THE ORBITAL MENSTRUATION CANNON!

[MrSh1nob1]

@TheStewpidGenius  Bevatromatron

[bleachboy14]

Vajayjay Beam?

[Naymy]

This is what Listerine does to bacteria.

[GEOMATRYISHARD]

did she shoot a laser out of her vagina?

[MythiqMoon]

@GEOMATRYISHARD go be a perv somewhere else.

[GEOMATRYISHARD]

@MythiqMoon Technically your the perv. i was just visualizing, your the one thinking about it :3

[BioGeometric066]

This is what happens if you pull that tag off your matress...

[AnjoDeGuardaThe4th]

The alternate sequence to this, has something else falling to earth, a little slowly.

[weewoozesty]

man..... that thing comes from her between her legs?!?!! I WOULD love to see what she does when she is PMSing..... actualy maybe i wouldnt. not even chuck norris would survive that

[TheChoujinVirus]

OH DEAR GOD ULTIMA!!

Open a window at least

[PaperadiGomma123]

If you look at the planet, it has just hit the East Coast xD

[12DragonsRule]

@PaperadiGomma123 *has died*

[widjaja23]

is there any reason NOT to attack a marlboro?

[alphamone]

@widjaja23

cause they can sneak attack + bad breath you, causing you to be confused, poisoned and blinded (meaning you cant even get hit to remove confuse).

>.> <.<

yes, I do still hate the great malboros from FFX.

[DrawingsOfNamine]

0:23

Malboro: ...-hears nothing and waits- Uhh, FAIL!

-lightbeam strikes-

OH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

[darkeclipticheart]

Whenever Marlboros piss me off I just look up this video and push 7 over and over and over again.

[Dragon51673]

Fucking......EPIC.......WIN.

[MyMonkster]

Damn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[SammEater]

Hmm that planet looks like Earth. O_o

Also, poor Malboro even if is one of the most annoying creatures in the history of Final Fantasy the little dude didn't deserved a huge laser on the head... but IT WAS REALLY AWESOME!

[BeLikeWater1000]

used it on a marlboror...good i fuckin hate those things

[xxXDrManhattanXxx]

a women can do that?i thougt only mens can do that.^^

[AirReef]

hottest orgasm

[GamerMan10001]

XD YES GOODBYE

[WeLiveToComment]

That's what happens when you let Ultima hold her piss for too long...

[TheExpensiveMan]

RIP MALBORO

[KrzyUnit]

She shoots a long stream of laser and on earth, malboro gets hit with a small laser. wtf.

[TheBronf]

all that just for a melbro ? LOL

[nickel2341]

LOL

top comments are epic LOL

[BlueNeko1]

Haha! Look! It's Lady Gaga from the Born This Way video! See, I KNEW she stuck that gunup her vagina for a reason! ;)

[Vanitas767]

i didnt know this game's special effects were made by Michael Bay XD

[FFFORVER]

Vagina beam.

[coldgarbage2]

after FF10 i told myself i would not play another FF again. After seeing this, i'm thinking i have some catching up to do!!

[Snipergod1024]

that must have hurt like a muthafucka.

[RosesAreRed114]

Note to self: Never have sex with Ultima.

[samiel992]

i got chills and they save life every once a while

[vash1053]

Too bad summons are largely useless in FFXII.

[thereisnotube]

yes, this is a very common phenomenon called satalite ass girl orbited into squirting position... didn't you see that before? shame on you...

[shabernethy]

0:22 WHAT THE FU-

Boom.

[Crazy658]

laser queef!

[angelmassb]

She reminds me of my girlfriend during her PMS

[TheEsaful]

Poor Malboro :(

[spacesex101]

Pooooooooooooooppppp of Doooooooooooooooooooom! *explosion* Imagine the toliet paper usage after that..

[marcosEstrello]

"Ongoing, in a government owned alien territory in space, was a birth of magnificent proportions..."

[rulesofachia]

I just wish Ultima's attack exceeded 9999 damage, it's so awesome and the conditions to use Eschaton are difficult to fulfil. :(

[FrangulisArgentina]

Poor Malboro!!

[Gaz6231]

I'm still amazed to this day that they pulled that shit off on a PS2.

[triforceofdinner]

HAMMER OF DAWN IS ONLINE!

[VictorVonFox]

NUKE IT FROM SPACE!!!

[MrHappyTime100]

Bahamut Zero used a moon lazer a MOON LAZER!!!!!!!!!!

[necroheartplucker]

You should call this ''Final Fantasy XII-Ultima's Limit Break''.

[Baneheart666]

Queef beam

[CallTheDanceHall]

Lady Gaga's next outfit.

[CapoeiristanoBrasil]

@CallTheDanceHall FUCK YEAH I AGREE :/!

[Stranglethroat]

@CallTheDanceHall I'll just be happy if she doesn't let one rip like that..!

[Rinaldimanc]

Poor malboro all because he had bad breath.

[Kaous10]

IMA FIRIN MAH LAZOR BLAAAAAARGHH.

[MusicManiac931]

That monster looks up and goes "WTF? A giant vagina laser beam? OH MY FUCKING GOD!"

[HirosamaNadasaki]

that's a bit too excessive don't you think?

[guitarspectre]

lol what?

total dmg 9999 ??

[Peanut101643]

2:22 hmm doesnt look that bad 2:24 comes up holy shit!!!!!!! 0_0

[XryookuX]

vagina blasters set to TOTAL F**KING PWNAGE!!!!

[XGiftedGamerX]

The only thing I hate about this summon is that her special attack is really weak.

Well, granted 9999 damage is still alot but the conidition required for her to do this move should have the attack be much much stronger. Like 30,000 or so...

[WingsOfWind001]

THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!!!!!

[moua64]

The High Seraph.

[behemuth]

didnt think tweens were old enough to have played this game, yet somehow most of the comments here came from tweens... strange.

[Faizaud]

I hated how useless all the summons were in this game....the only one that was MAYBE somewhat useful was Zodiark.

[sjok101]

00:15 UGHHEREAHAHAHARAERADFHAHAKSJDN­VOAIDHSFSKDJNV

[Denizm22]

who wants to summon me my fart is bigger........

[riku2329]

LOL i love the split second when then muzic stops for a split second then the malboro gets pwned...no lie i could not stop laughing

[Corgblam]

I'm a fartin out ma lazor! Pbpbpbpbpb

[TheFwaggot]

that's what ultima thinks of marlboro cigarettes

[JackXIII]

Ion Cannon Ready

Select Target

Marlboro: OH SHIT!

[Julitroid]

FF13 is the best FF game around

you haters hate it because the game is too sensitive for you and you think you will cry so you stop playing the game!! :(

all tears are good 0_0

[AcousticDude17]

@Julitroid youre an idiot if you think FF13 even comes near the top 5 never mind #1

[Julitroid]

@AcousticDude17 ff XII suck and

III also

[LuckyDaysOfRaya14]

@Julitroid lol idiot all the games are good.

[yiprajosie085]

@Julitroid your bad at trolling pal!

[Julitroid]

@yiprajosie085 how iam a troll

i love the final fantasy serie ive just said that FF XIII is the best imo

fuck fou you dumbass

[Brom24]

Anyone else see North America on the planet as the beam falls? I must be imagining things...

[Sentientsword]

@Brom24 I see North America too!!! Great eyes!

[diesechspfade]

BOOOM

HEADSHOT!!!

[Ninjamonkeyking93]

I just got Chaos :)

[finalfantasydart]

poor monster........... XD

[MadameDorkily]

0:23 gives me chills for some reason.

[aleaf09]

also its funny how so many 13/14 yr olds don't laugh at that,its fucking hilarious

[hasbor]

this game puts most "next-gen" games to shame

[SnowfurVodka]

DAAAAAMN :O

[Kolba1987]

In FF 7 Ultima was preaty cool ;)

[Ninjamonkeyking93]

I liked the part where the sound stoped for a second and then the lazor hit the Malboro

[riku2329]

@Ninjamonkeyking93 lol i dont know why i find that part very funny

[tw1ggys1xx]

I hated the concept of this game I stopped playing final fantasy a little bit of the way through twelve. but to be fair games have to evolve, but I do miss the more turn based approach

[michaelmollina]

Powerful. But like bahamut zero, I think the animation of Ark (FFIX) and Eden (FFVIII), coolest.

[cddisk123]

Most... destructive... fart... ever.

[Khrene]

Meh they just jacked the Bahamut Zero animation from FF7, kinda lame when not coming from a badass polygonal dragon.

[darklion793]

Wow... All I have to say is wow... Its a freakin game, and I dont think they made it that way to even remotely portray a period or diarrhea... Grow up, seriously. Its really sad...

[dragonex95]

omfg 0:14 - 0:16 is that jenova lol O.O

[Aikan009Kurenai]

Congrats! You won! =D And...killed everyone in the process. o.o...

[KORuthless]

And there were no survivors.

[AlphaArcanum]

Ultima has PMS :P

[Yukisubaki]

Ultima Rocks, simple as that.

[ElLudicoloLoco]

Damn! That's some good aim.

[ElLudicoloLoco]

Damn! That's some good aim.

[ThatsWhatSheSaid454]

So there goes the planet, just because a woman doesn't know how to handle her menstrual flow.

[bubbaXzone]

did she just shoot a laz0r from her vagina?

[Xidphel]

@bubbaXzone And this is why you don't mess with girls having their PMS.

[Terra1311]

@bubbaXzone no she shot them from her ass rofl dont be retarded.

[TheSanyael]

wtf this fight to get her was BULLSHIT! But at Least She is my Bitch :D

[HarrehMan]

It's not my vault I have a wide set vagina and heavy flow

[TheDANGERDuMont]

Why the fuck was all that awesome wasted on a mandragora?? What the dick

[TheAvocadoSaysSo]

and yet the enemy still doesn't die....

[MewMewSun]

I'm pretty sure if one person uses an Esper's Deathblow (Any Espers just once)... we'd all be dead.

[lanocalnoo]

for the king! for the king! for the sake of skyrim!

whoops

[toughguy023]

What did Japan do this time?

[lucianwindgates]

"super dump!!"

[SuperMojoDojo]

bad ff...

[TheBunnyMN]

that baddie got fuckkkkkkedddddd

[sonicar364]

Bahamut ZERO all over again.

[bigkt072]

i like how it got quiet....then BOOM lol

[Wannbe17]

behold..the power of orgasm!

[BigWillTheThrill]

ALMIGHTY UTERUS!

[niceguy60]

Damn hell has no furry like a woman vag

[BigWillTheThrill]

Damn, that had to hurt like hell.

[lhphuc1993]

Is this a boss or a summon? 'cause some say boss some say summon. I'm confused >.<

[mortensen222]

@lhphuc1993

Both.

[GOLDRUSHESKIMO]

Just to defeat a Malboro??

[zero9teen91]

Thats no happy ending TAMP THAT SHIT!

[crispykreamer]

bahamut Zero opening all his wings wide, charging up and shooting from outside of the planet? Cliche :c