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  • i kept rewinding the intro

  • who the fuck was driving??

  • i am a car. 

  • hey top comment, tats preety good for just quoting the vid XP

  • You know, I think Sam and Amir make better best friends... I love Jake and Amir but I'd definitely watch Sam and Amir.

  • lol theyre so stupid, E is obviously for Empty and F for Full!

  • @music4meh NO ITS NOT DUMMY

  • @Plingio is it hElicopter?

  • @music4meh E is for Excellent moran

  • @Plingio you just wont admit I got it so fast.

  • @music4meh NO U DINT UR STOOPID!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!

  • @Plingio lol its definitley helicopter.

  • @music4meh NOOOOOOO CRAPPFACE

  • @Plingio ITS INJUSTICE!!! TOOLS OF COWARDS AND CRIMINALS!!!

  • Jake & Samir

  • haha, this guy needs to be in more videos

  • lol its the hitchhikers that do the murdering...we're gonna murder ppl lol^^

  • More J&A Series Vids!

  • Nice to know, Jake eats that pussy.

  • the van nvr moves lol

  • The gas joke was hilarious!!!!!

  • you can tell their in the middle row of the minivan haha

  • Amir is using the head rest as the streering wheel!

  • the random guy who said blowjob made me spit my water all over my unfinished math homework -.-

  • Hahaha love love love Jake! 'that was some crazy person' XP

  • Lol they moved 3 houses down

  • I feel bad for sam. lol

  • lol no one else noticed that they were sitting in the back seat ^_^

  • were gonna murder people!!!!

  • since when does amir know how to drive?

  • Sam is Amirs Amir... lol

  • xD WE'RE GANNA MURDER PEOPL! *both laugh* haugh [PICTURE]

  • AMIR CAN DRIVE?

  • Sam & Amir need a show

  • lol i walked where jake walked at 1:07 !!!!

  • oh my god thats the road in miami beach

  • oh my god i live in Miami and ive seen most of that

  • Were gonna murder people!!

  • They parked the car in front of the garage they supposedly left for miami from......

  • Don't you hate it when the Jake & Amir episodes are in parts and you can't find all of the parts?

  • Was Jake admitting he was gay?? He basically said that he would accept a blowjob and then return the favor... Am I the ONLY one who caught that..? O.o

  • @opfan18 I think he meant returning the favor to the girl on the phone if she did him he would go down on her. I don't believe he was referring to a guy.

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  • @opfan18 he was talking to a girl

  • how i amir driving from the back seat??

  • Yeah E stands for not E-nough gas idiot!

  • Sam: Amir's puppy dog

  • their inn the same exact spot from the beginning of the video

  • this is like Due Date

  • E=empty, F=Full :(

  • I would love to know how Amir is driving from the back seat.

  • Amir: we're out of gas. What the heck it says, it says E

    Sam: yeah E stands for not enough gas idiot

    Amir: -sighs- so what’s F

    Sam: find for now, gas wise. The tank is...its fine

    Amir: dang it

  • this is actually just like the hangover except that there are two Allens.

  • why is Amir driving?

  • I keep replaying the "Previously on Jake and Amir" soundbyte. So Awesome.

  • E stands for not Enough gas, idiot.

  • actually stands for empty...

    Then it's 'F' For full...

  • @TheReRunz I'm sure they knew that.

  • @TheReRunz haha thanks captain obvious! how can we ever repay you?

  • @fdota Jeez man I'm not an idiot, I know they knew, but you know, great insult. So Yeh, No Need to 'repay me', i'm just here to help.

  • anyone notice the man with a forever 21 bag?

  • am i the only one that noticed amir isnt driving their sitting in the back 

  • LOL notice how they get off the car in front of the house that they got on from 

  • i wish the 'WE'RE GONNA MURDER PEOPLE' was tagged on a number :(

  • Ya Blowjob XD!

  • More Sam in jake&amir vids!!!

  • what the heck, it says E! Yeah stands for not E-nough gas, idiot! Uhhh, so what's F?....fffine for now, gas-wise.....the tank...is fine......

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  • E for enough... F for finish

  • you you you you aint seen mah balls

  • lol best voice main ever!

  • Sam-"no no no,its the hitch hikers that do the murdering"

    Both-"we're gonna murder people!"

    Rofl....

  • 108 people aren't gonna' murder people, and aren't honored by "No Sam".

  • "no sam"..."it would be an honor" lmao

  • yea E stands for not Enough gas.

    wats F?

    F is Fine for now, gas-wise... the tank is fine lol

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  • hahah, they were clearly in the back seat with Amir grabbing the head rest of the driver's seat. Tricky little basterds

  • No, f stands for f*ck load of gas

  • "What the heck, it says E"

    "Yeah. E stands for not Enough gas, idiot."

  • Amir = other guy

  • lol at the random guy

  • E= Not enough gas idiot

    F= Find for now, gas wise

  • @HifeMan fine*

  • what is the song Amir is singing in the beginning?

  • at 0:19 there in the backseat.

  • haha, the random guy saying "YEAH A BLOWJOB"

  • @PPKit

    nothink random about that !

  • Fine for now gas-wise! :D

  • OMG Amir=driving not good

  • E- not E nough

  • I think i just shat myself in fear...

  • I LoLeD when they said "WERE GONNA MURDER PPL" lmao

  • They were sitting in the back and they didnt move at all.

  • when they drive they are in the back seat lol

  • What are the odds that a random guy says blowjob in your phone when your talking to your girlfriend about work....seriously...tell me..i need to know..

  • @link010125

    id say a 7 out of Amir chance

  • @khenry1991 That's the scale I always use ;p

  • Notice the car Is in the same spot as last episode.

  • if they stop makeing this ill kill a baby lol joking

  • Screw the ads 0:01

  • the car was gold on the first miami

  • ahahahaha jake left the best message ever

  • it's so sad seeing Sam being Amir's bitch :/

  • hahahhaa, "yeah E, for 'not EEEnough gas!"

  • You do realize that they're in the backseat of the car.

  • @vickeyavila no not at all

  • @SuperJakeandSam how are they not?

  • @vickeyavila because they're in the front driving

  • @SuperJakeandSam No if you do notice they're in a mini van.

    so where's the back windows and backseats?

    cause THEY'RE in the back.

  • @vickeyavila Do you not see the seats behind them, smart one?

  • @SuperJakeandSam and where are the seats behind that?

    Mini Vans have three rows. :|

  • @vickeyavila your butt has three rows

  • @SuperJakeandSam wow good one

  • ''Yea, E stands for not Enough gas idiot''

    'So whats F?''

    ''Fine for now ..gas wise...the tank is...Fine''

  • We're gonna murder people!!! Hahahahaha!!!

  • lol :54 yeah a blow job

  • They should make this into a movie

  • Ha.lol.

    he said "though i wouldnt turn 1 down"

  • Oh, i always though that the E was for E-mpty and F was for F-ull.

  • down here on like a job, (ya a blowjob)

  • sam is lame

  • "e stants for not enough gas" i love sam haha

  • does anybody else notice Sam and Amir ran out of gas in front of Sam's house hahaha

  • GAWD I LOVE SAM

  • dumb sam E stands for Erection that means its full :)

  • Wish I would've seen you guys when you were down here.

    And it wouldn't have hurt to see some retiree walk out onto that quiet suburb as you were cheering "WE'RE GONNA MURDER PEOPLE!", either. Sweet, SWEET loss of context.

  • dude there are 666 comments

    well there WAS....now there are 667

  • 0:59 what random thing 2 say in public.(i was thinking the same though.)

  • not E-nough gas jajajajajaja

  • the tank is fffffffine! hahahaha

  • F stands for fine for now...gas-wise lol

  • Ya.. a blowjob

  • Amir and Sam are like the best pairing!

  • dingit.!!

  • lol thay are sitting in the back seat

  • LMAO.. E stands for not Enough gas,

  • The last line was hilarious! "We're gonna murder people" and then their joyous celebration...XD

  • WE'RE GONNA MURDER PEOPLE!

  • @BobFard please dont murder me please

  • @BobFard oh wow, you quoted a video we just watched. good job!

  • @wannabeeish Oh wow, you sound like a complete asshole! Nice work!

  • lol fine for now

  • hey yea im down here on a job.

    yea a blowjob

    LOL

  • @maddog937 no he's not kassemG but they are both hot

    whats with the old man and the forever21 bag at 1:02

  • At 2:08 Sweet!!!

  • @maddog937 no dude

  • yeah i thought that they are the same few days ago too :)

  • Wow guys ever heard of a greenscreen dumbasses?

  • They are sitting in the back seat! It's a three row van..They are sitting in the second row people! You can see the reflection of someone driving in Amirs glasses.

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  • @ASPCAfan shut the FUCK up

  • lol

  • WERE GONNA MURDER PEOPLE :D!!!!

  • did the guy who said blow job was he just a random person who said that and they used it?

  • doubt it

  • I think they block off areas for filming.

  • doubt it . . . . . .

  • @tanyamileyfan nope

  • when amir falls asleep while driving their actually in the back of a car.

  • no he isn't driving, the car is being towed by another car...

  • @Thereason36 *correction* it was on a trailer

  • Yeah I didn't want to go into to much detail when someone thinks that the person is really driving while acting sleeping.. lol

  • last part lol

  • lmao.. blow job

  • "We're gonna murder people!"

    LOL! This almost made me piss my pants!

  • i watch these videos.... all for the HUH

  • Im here for a job-

    Yeah, a blowjob.

    that was funny

  • Fine for now, gas wise

  • "We're gonna murder people!"

  • hehehe no amir! i love him. :)

  • when there falling asleep in the car they're sitting in the back of the car haha

  • lol "Were gonna murder people!" *jumps up and down*

  • @TotallyTscopeTV

    lmao That was hilarious!

  • E - Enough

    F - Fill it for your self ! xD

  • blow job

    lmao

  • no shit sherlock.

  • Wow gee thanks