Charlie's List of Lists

[RawrImmaBeADinosaur]

hes so calm...

[heyitsfranny]

i kept thinking she looked framiliar and then in the back of my mind i thought HAHAHAHAHAHA YOUR CARD GOT STOLEN AGAIN

[SomeoneBeginingWithI]

I love how he has to think how many legs he has stroked

[pinkpalace123]

the pizza boxes.

[commentsareuss]

wait when did they say they are cousins????

[WaterBottle1998]

@commentsareuss I think Kayley commented earlier saying they were and Charlie has said on some video 'Happy Birthday Cousin :)'

[Sigillalith]

aw, Charlie! so random and awesome :)

[iliveinatardis]

I miss Charlie's chocolate rain t-shirt... I don't think he wears it any more :(

[JhyphenMiller]

When Charlie says "single youtubers" there's a really weird intake of breath. It's quite hilarious...

[OliveYou2Much]

Wow it seems like iv seen a different side of charlie in this video :) kinda like a behind the scenes of his life, stuff we dont see in his actual videos. Hmm

[FearKissers]

He's so thin, some 'ought to feed him some protein. :] I have a cousin who is Hungarian, and it's always fun when he comes to America to visit. Cultural diversity is awesome in my opinion, really opens your eyes to the fact there is more than just your world out there.

[izziiha]

'Quiet!'

[AWESoMEPLATYPUS]

best tasting lipgloss flavors?

[imayormaynotbegeorge]

@AWESoMEPLATYPUS watermelon :)

[AWESoMEPLATYPUS]

@imayormaynotbegeorge ehhh, im more of a peach fan.

[imayormaynotbegeorge]

@AWESoMEPLATYPUS lmao, nice. ooh, but vanilla's pretty great too :D

[AWESoMEPLATYPUS]

@imayormaynotbegeorge haha youre right.... i actually got a vanilla coke one recently... thats pretty nice. strawberrys good too =)

[hellofication]

seriously sounds like charlie chokes up when talking about "simple but effective dance moves" 1:18 hahah, love him!

[PamelaMarly]

I speak spanish, no entendí lo que dijo Charlie<3 :c

[Sarasince1992]

I can't stop laughing at the part where he strokes his own legs.

[thetruththatlies]

i dont know y..but charlie sounded like he was very sad..like someone in a deep misery...

[meganismyname926]

love how that is literally Charlie in all his awkwardness in a room full of girls :P

[Millieishungry]

He sounds slightly drunk :D haha. This is brilliant

[Falcarious]

3:05-3:24 ROTFLMFAOCIRFFHCYHMFMAILIOWCYW­TS

[L0VEIsAllYuNeed]

I laughed wayyyyy too much at everything. :)

[owmyscar]

0:57 I laughed wayyy more than I should have :)

[MsShmankYou14]

I REALLY want to make it on the ``Top Million Thousand Hugs`` List.

[pigfarts100]

His voice is so serious but i can't stop laughing. DAMN IT CHARLIE!!!!!

[Oreoreogirl]

This made me sad somehow.

[Noseeyparker]

Charlie is so very attractive <3

[themuggleprophet]

how do you two uh.. idk get to be cousins or something that's like so farrrrr

[Hatgooch]

He would be AMAZING at reading stories aloud.

(then Alex could take the piss out of them)

BROMANCE SOULMATES.

[xHannahxLoux09]

I love how his voice keeps breaking, I find it cute ^^

[FromHundredAcreWood]

@seredoxes where does it say they're cousins?

[LOVEuBlink182]

@FromHundredAcreWood they are cousins. they both said that they're cousins.

[FromHundredAcreWood]

@LOVEuBlink182 i believe that they are. but where have they said it? twitter, a video, a blog post?

[seradoxes]

I NEVER KNEW YOU WERE COUSINS. THATS AWESOME!

[bananagal7]

His voice cracks a few times... -3

[mpanzenhagen]

hey everyone! you say that kayley is so lucky to have charlie as a cousin, what about charlie is so lucky to have a awesome cousin like kayley? they are both lucky to have eachother as cousins... their both awesome! ;)

[StockingSword]

"Legs I have stroked"

...what ._.

[lily2themax]

that video was awesome! lol ur so lucky! he was shy in this video, unlike his others...but who cares hes cute!

[BananaAnna99]

@Pomfreydoodah Since they were born, I suppose.

[seetheeskimo]

there is something incredibly tom milsom about charlie in this video.. :L

[Lisaasaurus]

@seetheeskimo He seems very timid in his speaking voice, I noticed that too :L

[IsobellaKatherine]

I LOVE THIS VIDEO. Yay!

[WaterBottle1998]

Charlie's your cousin????

Fuck I was thinking about starting my own blog but now I realise how your all in a little group.

Great I have no hope.

[watchcloudspassmeby]

@WaterBottle1998 Right? I feel the same way.

[WaterBottle1998]

@watchcloudspassmeby It;s slightly depressing aint it?

[watchcloudspassmeby]

@WaterBottle1998 We should start our own exclusive internet group. Oh yeah. Watch us get no views xD

[CrossYourFingers123]

@WaterBottle1998 when does it say that they're cousins?:3

[katealwaysSmiles]

@WaterBottle1998 where does it say charlie's her cousin?:S i completely agree with you though D:

[Artdoggy123]

What was with the numbering??

[shadowjaffacake]

I believe that charlie is you're cousin, seriously guys, if she says he is, then he is.

[misszacefronable]

@shadowjaffacake yesh. plus she actually looks kinda like him a bit.

[SuperMapleloops]

Chocolate Rain <33

[FudgeFreak27]

How many legs has he stroked????

[188crazychick]

I think it is so cool that you are his cousin! I would love to be related to Charlie :) Well, who wouldn't? xD

[gobacktothatplace]

@188crazychick well being related to Charlie would be fun but being married to him would be much much better and WAY more fun ;)

[fuckyeahitsnicola]

HEY KAYLEY!

[Cristalmate]

I would like to be your cousin, i wouldn't liek to be charlie's cousing, 'cause im his future wife, so that be slightly weird... :)

[florn98]

i love how like...everyone is like I don't believe charlie is your cousin blah blah blah when just about 9 months ago...he said have i ever told you, you're my favorite cousin...shows how observant people are...xD

[MrLilo12345678]

Wait...I don't understand what there talking about..like what do they mean lists of lists..please answer someone!!! :)

[AbbieRoseBuckingham]

"list of the number of times i have watched 2 girls 1 cup by myself" hahaahahaaaaaaaa

[jasonquinn1]

at 3:10 Page's macbook is going to fall off the bed and break

[clakkityclak]

legs i have stroked.

WUT.

[SuperCoraxo]

funny list of lists :) BTW it's cool that he's your cousin, many girls have crush on him, and guys & non-humans want him as friend (or as cousin?) :p Funny thing is we think of him as a friend and we feel real close of him... even if we never had direct chat with him and/or him who never replyed our posts (viva internet!) XD Still an awesome guy! BTW you look awesome/cool/hot too!!! + i real like your style! ;D

[PURPL3MONST3R]

"ummm.. two"

*strokes his legs*

[TheOMGisUs]

she is the real cousin, you can see her in one of charlie mom's video which is liliesarelike.

[plaidsnake]

And all your bracelettes! :)

[plaidsnake]

I love your shirt.

[imstuckIRLNlikeNit]

List of legs I have stroke XD Best list of the bunch!

[nadiyahak]

idk which is cooler, that he has a cousin who's american, or that you have a cousin who's english.

[LilyTheAnnoyance]

It's not too difficult to believe. She kinda looks like his siblings.

[molliemeoh]

I'm glad I'm not a male youtuber because fan girls scare me.

[menkacococoucoug]

Charlieisjustsocoollike!

[MattIsSoBeastlyLike]

I basically had medically unsafe laughing fits while watching

[hogwartsismyhoodgurl]

so weird

[switchandthespur]

Kayley, I know it's irritating to get these sort of comments when you work hard to make great videos and you want people to appreciate that (which I do!), but you really look gorgeous in this video. Hope you're doing well! x

[Chloeissocoollike00]

'Number 4. Top 400 pizza boxes that I know' *rustling and Charlie glares* 'Quiet!' LMAO!

[brokenlock037]

the "numbers up to infinity" made my head almost explode. lol

[BrenasaurusRexx]

He's your cousin? thats pretty cool, I never knew that :)

[xxmisssugarnspicexx]

I <3 Charlie and I want to know the top ten lipgloss flavours inn his opinion !!:*<3!!!!! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx­xxxxxxxxxxxxxx



[Charlieissocoollikec]

i dnt get it? Legs hes stroked?

[83244genesis]

I find the mundane ones like "Numbers up to thirty" and "water molecules" to be way more hilarious than the random ones like "favorite pizza boxes" or "legs i have stroked". "Shane Dawson's top 100 socks" being an exception. I don't know how Charlie ended up with that ordering.

[greatasapicniccarol]

I like his "QUIET!"

[thevillageretard]

I can't beleve no one laughed at " My most best grammar " I thought that was hilarious

[JustMillieMe]

the end made me full on :LL... oh i wish i was charlie's mate and i could hang out ina room with him:L:DD keep on dreamin mile.. millions of miles away.. hang on wait your only in flippin london:)

[flemili]

hahaha "two" rubs his own legs. <3

[wolfgirl412]

@ArgenaZolla I'm american and my cousins are british..kinda simple, my aunt married a british dude and moved to where he lived.

[underdog1910]

@ArgenaZolla my cousins canadian and im british, its not hard, my auntie moved to canada 20 years ago and married a canadian

[theCHEESEsinger]

infinity is just a concept, not a number

[mushitsme]

This amuses me way too much :)

dftba <3

[WaterBottle1998]

I love it how my favourite youtubers all like know eachother!

Your related to Charlie-> Charlies shares a flat with Nerimon->Nerimon (and charlie) formed a band with Chris and Liam!

And all the american asians(NigaHiga,KevJumba etc) and Chester See

Then theres just Nat on her own.

:) <3

[ditzyalice]

Kayley I have watched you on 5 awesome girls for years and am not yet subscribed to you on here but do frequently check for new videos, and following from a comment I saw on another video about rude replies to your commenters I do have to agree.

These are the people that watch you and allow you to be successful on YouTube so it wouldn't hurt to be a bit more tolerable. Some of your replies are quite offputting to me and one of the reasons I won't subscribe

[UnknownEntryRetype]

Urrrrrrm... Two. *Strokes own legs*

[pufflepowerss]

Charlies Shoes Look Really Big! PLUS HIS FEET MUST BE VERY VERY BIG

[xLordIEvilno65x]

@pufflepowerss YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY ABOUT MEN WITH BIG FEET.

equivalently large forearms :P

[Tempusaeternumest]

Kayley, if you don't mind my saying but you look really beautiful and dashing in this video.

[Omar7270]

are you meekakitty

[AmazedAlex]

You have the best cousin in the world :D

[Dionaphannet]

@AmazedAlex or charlie has the best cousin in the world...

[BlackHurricane714]

How many items would be on the legs I have stroked list?

Two..

*strokes his legs*

hahahha oh my god charlie you are too cute :)

[chilenagringa27]

u guys are cousins :O ok! lol

[paintedturtley]

@Blade5468 This is what's wrong with vlogging, Some viewers think they know the person behind the camera. You don't know Charlie or Kayley at all, So how can you say they're not cousins.

[paintedturtley]

What is up with everyone? Why does everybody think Kayley isn't Charlie's cousin? What is Charlie too good to have cousins? Siriusly. (Harry Potter Reference) anyway.. I've watched a few of Kayley's videos and she hasn't mentioned any of her other cousins so why would she mention Charlie? What so if Charlie's cousins have a youtube account they have to make a video telling us they're his cousins? Get real.

[LuLuDee123]

coolio, i really enjoyed this :D

and the leg stroking joke at the end lol x

[totalelmofreak]

Hi! Sorry, I'm sort of confused by all the comments, but is Charlie really your cousin? I read it randomly and apparently I can't comprehend sarcasm or jokes on the Internet :( (and don't worry, I'm not just random fangirl who is gonna spam your comment section with "OMGZZ ur wid charlieee? I hatezzz yous! LOL" :D )

Just recently started watching your videos, so yeah. Stay awesome! :)

[evolvingboard]

aw I want a cool cousin, :( all I have is an annoying 12 year old who thinks he can beat me up and knows waaaay too much about every animal on the planet, and he is sexist, and I could make a list of things i don't like about him all the way up to the moon, but i will not.

[NicoleCorp77]

the leg thing was clever :D

I love people who are really good at telling jokes.

Good on you :)

[Kittycatlurver25]

Oh you're totally in love with Charlie alright. >:)

[owlssayhooot]

@Kittycatlurver25 Because I have a video with him...? Charlie is my cousin.

[Kittycatlurver25]

@owlssayhooot Ohmygoodness, i wasn't expecting you to acknowledge my comment!

I apologize. What i meant to say was that PAIGE is totally in love with charlie.

But i know she isn't. It's supposed to be a friendly joke.

And seriously? No wayyy!! I'm assuming you're a cousin from his mum's side?

[owlssayhooot]

@Blade5468 I don't really feel the need to prove it. It's not something that I talk about because I don't talk about any of my cousins in my videos, haha. Believe whatever you want.

[Blade5468]

@owlssayhooot Okay, have fun with that.

[roxmysoxify]

@owlssayhooot so hes really your cousin ... im not sure whether or not to believe that...but thats pretty awesome! i think ...

[BlackHurricane714]

@owlssayhooot aww denial...yep, you definitely love him :)

[emilyandpollyoxo]

@BlackHurricane714 she is his cousin! he says so on one of her other videos...

[1from31]

@owlssayhooot idk if you are his cousin or not, lol i want to be your cousin! :D you are awesome. also are you going to go to vidcon this year? if so meet you there!!

[notamuggle11]

@Blade5468 When did Kayley say that Charlie's her cousin?

[wallever]

@Blade5468 go on the " happy birthday ,Charlie ! " video , then you'll see that charlie said the same thing ...

[Blade5468]

@wallever No, no, of course Charlie would say the same thing.

They're both in on the joke.

Anyway, I don't know, nowadays every time someone as much as mentions him Kayley is all like OH NO HE MY COUSIN whereas like two years ago the idea wasn't even thought of.

[owlssayhooot]

@Blade5468 Why is this so important to you...? I only defend it when people say that I love him or should marry him, which no one told me two years ago because people weren't as crazy about real people shipping (which is so creepy.) It's not like I'm making videos about it.

[Blade5468]

@owlssayhooot No, it's not important to me at all. Really, I don't care. It's just that the first time I saw you say it I figured it was a joke, but then everyone is taking it seriously, so I had to ask to make sure it was a joke.

And then everyone else here started saying Charlie agrees with it, so I just clarified.

But either way -- I genuinely don't care if you two are cousins, it doesn't affect my existence at all. I just thought it was weird that it's, like, a thing now.

[wallever]

@Blade5468 You're really annoying , believe what you want ... Why do you see lies evrywhere ?

[Blade5468]

@wallever But it's not about seeing lies... Come on, I just thought it was a joke. It's not that big of a deal.

[colproductions]

@Blade5468 Their shoulders move the same when they giggle. Not laugh, just giggle.

[Cristalmate]

@Blade5468 duuude. watch her video "Happy Birthday, Charlie!" and the favourited comment is of charlie saying that she is his cousin.

[GaskarthBarakatLove]

@owlssayhooot HOLLY HELL! Charlie is your cousin!! If you have his #...can i have it??

[12DontSpeak]

@owlssayhooot I have to say that's pretty awesome =]

And both of you are very funny =]

I very much liked Charlies list it made me laugh.

[dominosoul]

@owlssayhooot So does that mean you have British roots or Charlie has American roots?

[TheBeeDreams]

@owlssayhooot YOU'RE SO LUCKY.

[M69P69]

@owlssayhooot Omg you lucky girl *--*

[mjscott09]

@owlssayhooot WHAT???? Oh my God you are so freaking lucky.

[PenguinRiotChallenge]

@owlssayhooot is he really or were you just trying to make that person to shut up.........

[CatherineSpeak2]

omg i love his shirt haha chocolate rain

[coolioluk]

i love your videos! how did you meet charlie and alex? i think its so cool that you guys are friends! :)

[MattSmithIsAwesome]

I wish i knew Charlie!! Im SOOO Jealous of you guys!!!

[NatashaAvery123]

i dont get it? legs i have stroked?

[sissygirl45]

Two ^^ How did I know they'd be his!

[changmin2z19]

CHARLIEISSOHOTLIKE!

[BecauseJustBecause]

... "Two."

[HPwrocks]

"inside jokes with himself" THAT should be a list!!

[blisasianhite]

I love how as Paige asks the question about the leg stroking her hand is still up in the air.

Sorry, I had to say it.

[GlEeLoVeR0012]

i like him playing teacher and saying Quiet ! ;D

[JulesC6]

Porn films that gave me a chuckle :)

[RobinGraceC]

i can tell charlie that at the top of his best tasting lip gloss list should be lancome toffee flavour juicy tube <3

[mushitsme]

he sounds rather tired :)

[radxtiger]

Poor Charlie, when Paige finds out hes stroked two legs shes surprised hehe "Really, wow.." :)

[mecoo410]

you can include me in number 3 :)

[Gemationary]

Charlie is welcome to stroke my legs any day.... just to lengthen his list.

[NickyChanSaying]

Ladies & Gentlemen Meekaktty's Twin

or Meekakitty Mixed With SMPfilms Stephanie = owlssayhooot

[owlssayhooot]

@NickyChanSaying Or just Kayley. I don't have to be a bunch of people mixed up, I'm just one person :P

[SiindaaayBayBay]

wouldn't it be kind of hard to make a list of words you wished you could spell if you can't spell them? xD

[rangabanga101]

i like this video :) he would be so awesome to hang out with!

[paulthecoolest]

You are so beautiful..Can I comment kiss you ..I will anyway ..muahhh

[neaped]

I wanna be Charlie's friend too! >.<

[UnHolyEagle7]

So do I even want to know? O.o

[IHeartParamore13]

That was hilarious. You are SO lucky you are friends with Charlie. He must be so amusing all the time.

[uscgirl703]

"How many legs would be on the "Legs I have stroked list?"

"Two."

Hilarious!

[SkittleYentl]

Looll :3

[HelloKaty14]

@issylee911 cuz lyke who wouldn't want to hump that boney bod lyke duh lyke?!

^_^ hope by over usage of the word "lyke" made it clear i was joking.

[emilyasalways]

Hard but ineffective rock formations & Best tasting lip gloss flavors.

hahahaha those are the most random things ever.. fantastic.

[ThEB1GSh0t1]

Who the fuck is that doucher.

[mellbells]

Charlie sounds like he's all choked up in the beginning.

he did a good job over sharing a bit. ;-P lol