you dont win friends with salad

[517634]

You don't win friends with Homer

I am evil salad.

[SimonRivasV2]

I'm about to be 27. Yeah I saw this when it first aired....jesus..

[llllllllIIlllllllIIl]

I had to click the replay button multiple times.

[rexana]

This episode is 17 years old.

O______O

[rockhoppyproductions]

@rexana you were in the womb then

[demonvulcan]

@rexana that's older than most of the people who have watched it

[28Clara28]

This sounds suspiciously like 'I am evil homer'...

[tburns000]

marge doesn't mamba in the real episode

[Hig24]

If this had been on Family Guy, it would have gone on for 5 minutes.

[woody280486]

@Hig24

that's good that means I won't have to stab myself in the temple just to make it stop.

[QuitRage69]

@Hig24

Lol so true, stretched out scenes ruin Family Guy for me :/

[MaliekBennett]

looooooool

[13Ruben013]

Hahaha

[LoveMyUnusual]

Lol I don't remember Marge joining in x3

[Laizeeemzer]

I just watched this episode on TV haha :D

[Leuvi4k]

no vives de ensalada!

[sonicfanrs]

I'm a vegetarian, and this is the FUNNIEST Simpsons quote-moment-clip ever.

[singhisking853]

That was depressing and hilarious at the same time.

[TheRyanshort]

This is better than anything seth mcfarlane has ever done

[A113Pixar]

@TheRyanshort Except for the short Larry & Steve.

[WHOWHAT4372]

They asked me a question about this at my Quizbowl tournament. Phew thank god I watched this before..

[Thegoldstarman]

i heard if u eat salad you lose weight cos you burn calories while digesting it ,sounds like crap

[ATKcowboy]

i thought the adage was you dont make salad with friends.. i guess ive been making salad wrong all this time

[AfrikaaBombeetza]

press 8 for family orgy

[annstaaa]

you dont win friends with salad! you dont win friends with saladd!!

[jaggysnake3]

I am evil Homer

[epicfuturisticguy]

Ya dont win friends with salad!Ya dont win friends with salad!Ya dont win friends with salad!Ya dont win friends with salad!Ya dont win friends with salad!Ya dont win friends with salad!Ya dont win friends with salad!Ya dont win friends with salad!Ya dont win friends with salad!Ya dont win friends with salad!Ya dont win friends with salad!Ya dont win friends with salad!

[HelziiB294]

i've had this in my head all day

[yourballsareinert]

What about a meat salad?

[kirant]

Salad isn't food.

Salad is what food eats.

[BigImaginationDoll16]

Ahh classic. 

[murdock283]

36 80-pound vegetarian weaklings with no muscle mass (and no friends) disliked this video.

[thedoritoboy11]

can you win friends with meat?

[Tundramoth25]

So that's why she made Gazpacho!

[jhap1982]

a.k.a:

"No vives de ensalada!"

[dadocwarwick41]

36 people thought they made friends but it turned out they were hallucinating because they hadn't eaten enough meat

[LegoArmsMedia]

.3.

[vipersian]

Im gonna do this infront of random people one day..

[muppetspot2]

funny

[105supersonic]

You don't win salad with friends!

[FlawdaFootball]

If one of my children grows up and decides they want to be a vegetarian, I won't stop them, but I will do this song and dance everyday

[XxZeejayxX]

@FlawdaFootball made my day there hahaha

[zeboceta1]

@FlawdaFootball ur such a great parent!

[void110]

@FlawdaFootball Maybe you're not cut out to be a parent...

[sdrawkcab190]

34 people didn't make friends with salad

[sodabecca123]

I never get tired of this video. :)

LOL!

LOL!

This is just 2 much! :)

[TerminatorSony]

LOL x 100 million

[IntoThaBlu093]

34 dislikes came from PETA

[316whatup]

@IntoThaBlu093 LMAO.....PETA for sure.

[ScarlettShadows94]

Have you noticed that the songs they make all have the same beat?

[Jammy192]

I always loved in the simpsons when marge joined in with the family for jokes etc. :)

[tonychet2s]

i always thought it was you dont MAKE friends with salad

[dwaynika]

@tonychet2s I always thought so too! wahhhh!!!

[longlivegaza1]

@tonychet2s go stake

[shydmples]

@tonychet2s lol so did I...lol

[Edsta713TX]

That's why I don't have friends.

[plzletmelive1]

@Edsta713TX Yes, that is why.

[mcownagedapwnage]

thumbs up if you're just looking at random simpsons clips

[TheCubsareawesome]

sinning about salad, now thats a paddlin'

[jjh259]

For Thanksgiving, my roommate had a bunch of his friends over and they all brought food with them. One person brought a salad and literally everybody who was here started singing "You don't win friends with salad! You don't win friends with salad!"

[massivecrown]

This message was brought to you by the Anti-Vegan Association.

[taashburton]

I swear it was, "you don't make friends with salad..."

[CatholicBunneh44]

I beg to differ

[alfmic11]

i am a salad and i find this homer

[tng150]

@alfmic11 die

[roadtonowherefilms]

Being vegetarian....you better believe that's a paddlin'

[KittyKat46111]

Put in headphones and the sound goes from one ear to the other

[cobbercpd]

@KittyKat46111 Uh, that's called *stereo* sound.

I think it was invented in the 70's, by the man who singlehandedly built the rocket and went to the moon. What was his name? Apollo Creed?

[ModTools]

T_T

[badboyaqua]

5 = a salad ... 6 = a rat5

[SimpleJars]

PRESS 2 FOR THAT RYTHM.

[slytherinjen76]

@1337BleachFan Absolutely! Then it would be repeated in future episodes A la Conway Twitty and Chicken Fight

[Gavin17259]

@1337BleachFan That would be so funny.

[nfsoccer11]

@1337BleachFan hey i saw this same comment on the last video i watched...congrats you little duck fucker

[1337BleachFan]

@nfsoccer11 Its pretty much a meme now with Simpsons videos, there's a ton of them.

[Spalove]

@1337BleachFan That's one of the things I hate about Family Guy, they don't know when to quit.

[SongsofLoveandHate]

@1337BleachFan 5 minutes? More like 15.

[videogamenostalgia]

@1337BleachFan And then a character would get hit and fall down with one arm laying awkwardly behind their back.

[zues998]

@1337BleachFan Won't be long before Family Guy rips it off anyways.

[KOOLDudefilms]

@1337BleachFan If it were Family Guy, it would lead up by saying "Like how you don't win friends with salad" before saying "You don't win friends with salad."

[benjaminrowley78]

I belong to People Eating Tasty Animals or PETA so I love this video!!!

[SatanicalEve]

Vegans Beware



[jahi005]

family troll

[tonwerks]

classic!

[Pipohipo]

no vives de ensalada! :D

[MrBumbleheart]

whats this song based on?

[boxxcatgirl]

not winning friends with salad? that's a paddlin.

[Mauro1897]

You dont win friends with salad? That's paddlin.

[PyroMSX]

lisas sad face :(

[xsojixintheworks]

Oh my GAWD.. this is stuck in my head

[v1nc3nzo87]

its so funny when marge comes in :p

[myeyeswillburn]

ohhh. All this time I thought twas 'you dont MAKE friends with salad'

[xxRandomnameguyxx]

Did they cut this from the episode after the original airing?

[spittingbloodhc]

@xxRandomnameguyxx Yeah, in America you can only get it by getting the DVD or finding it online, I think some board of representatives from a pro-vegetarian organisation complained that it's offensive to vegetarians, which is complete bullshit, as I'm vegetarian and I find this hilarious, me and my friends who eat meat kind of use it as an inside joke, classic Simpsons.

[xxRandomnameguyxx]

@spittingbloodhc

that's ridiculous.Its homers and barts point of view. Lisa is obviously pro-vegetarian, so its not like they can say the show is against vegetarians. Apparently Cartoon characters arent allowed to have views which go against others.

[jedidarrick]

@xxRandomnameguyxx Cutting out a scene from future airings because of some vegetarians (not all) got offended? That's a paddlin.

[Drakencoo]

I made enough gazpacho for everyone!  It's tomato soup, served ice cold!

[LAXdoubleK]

I am salad and I find this offensive.

[sodabecca123]

God I LOVE this video!

I can't get enough of it!

More!

More!

More!

[barelols]

Tryin to make friends with salad?

That's a paddlin'

[mischevious89]

31 people didn't make friends with salad

[lessthanjamie]

the everyday life of a vegetarian/vegan

[Commandos12]

@lessthanjamie i know :c

[ProcolHarum1967]

@lessthanjamie Maybe if they weren't pushy, self-righteous cunts it wouldn't be so bad.

[annabaker12]

Catchy!

[callumbolt]

This song has haunted me all my life.

[MultiDGirl]

@callumbolt Oh God me too! My dad STILLS sings it to me!

[benderfan111]

29 people do make friends with salad

[517634]

You don't win friends with Homer

I am evil salad

[FreakinSweet1987]

Watch this with headphones. It's fucking amazing.

[Colddeed]

Truer words were never spoken

[rubert134]

What about tossed salad?

[IDKJustRandomStuff]

Not making friends with salad? That's a paddlin'

[SaladBlackOpsMKWii]

hey! ;(

[DemonREC1995]

I. AM. EVIL. HOMER.

I. AM. EVIL. HOMER.

I. AM. EVIL. HOMER.

[steBBC1999]

SMART!



[segfault101]

I'm a salad and this video offends me.

[DQ32]

I say it err day. :)

[ZigZagZappyZarz]

Like this if you thought it always said you don't make friends with salad hahahha

[monkeysoulpoet]

I like salad, but I don't win friends with it.

[craftyapplepie]

... but you do with veggie patties.

[slayer6643]

The sound is awesome with the transitions with head phones when they move to the opposite sides of the screen.

[jameo4lifeuk]

I want this as my ringtone to mock all those self-righteous vegetarians/vegans!

[AnthonyNiroshan]

PRICELESS!!!

[sodabecca123]

It's a very catchy tune no? :D

[peterdorlowski]

i swear it says "u dont win freinds with salad"

[ethanrox000]

haha i love all the old episodes

[acceptthis01]

I'm going to Bovine University!

[WrecklessRecluse]

SIMPSONS 4 LIFE!

[darkwarrior80]

nope chuck testa

[bulletbanana534]

what episode

[EmilyyNRoses]

damn, I miss the old episodes

[Nkieffer000]

there's no shame in being a piranha

[Beerbottles123]

You don't win friends with salad. I am evil homer.

[2345Pikachu]

you dont get likes with salad you get likes with pie -hands out pie to pplz who dislike this comment and it is not a slice it is a whole pie-

[scorchedcandy]

It sucks how they don't show Marge when this episode is on syndication

[rocketman5989]

TRUE THAT, EL BARTO, BARTMAN

[Skullking356890]

this is a dysfunctional family

[SinDragonSD]

epic meal time? hahhahaha

[Sporefan04]

Getting caught up in the rhythm... that's a paddlin'.

[littleloeschi245]

I am evil homer xD

German version is better xD

[stonecold97nh]

the german version is better !

[Syncopy528491]

Epic Meal Time!

[sodabecca123]

I can never get enough of this :)

It's just 2 good! :D

[bertmustin]

Marge makes this scene.

[bensley56]

Gettin' caught up in the rhythm? That's a paddlin'

[panch0bill]

@bensley56 this was funny the first 3 times i saw it

[BAHMonkeyman]

this is so confusing if you didnt see the beginning...

[cmoz88]

hahaha, i love a bit of simp <3

[TaTgurl1003]

you don't win friends with salad!

[miloshf49]

Trying to make friends with salad? oh you better believe that's a paddlin'

[Kerriangel]

I can't be the only one who wants to sing this in the Home Ec department of their school

[Kewln00b]

I miss the Simpsons.

[TheMadameAce]

Eating salad. Thats a paddlin

[MrGerryFarmerComedy]

26 ppl try to win friends with salad

[everlefreak]

I'll marry a tomato

[RingoJake41]

I started doing this with my friends at recess, we did it all recess XD

[cottonwell]

even their back posture looks like evil homer's

[liob1611]

copying evil homer??? that tune they sing both of these songs to already existed BEFORE Simpsons

[SnowbordrWRX]

it's a catchy tune

[shydmples]

lol..I'll always love this...lol

[Astroman9991]

I'm vegetarian and I approve.

[mrxxcyanide]

@SurvivorsOfTitanic Oh! That's definitely a paddlin'

[Ztroyer105]

@mrxxcyanide What next? On South Park videos quoting "He killed Kenny! You Bastard" You sad fuck!

[MrAlex400]

@SurvivorsOfTitanic Telling people to stop saying that's a paddlin'?...... Oh you better believe that's a paddlin'.

[SlythR45]

trying to win friends with some salad... That's definitely a paddlin'