george lopez - bedtime stories (stand up comedy)

[Hisfuturewifey721]

Amazing guy -3

[nylla323]

Fuck all you bites that don't like George Lopez get the Fuck out of here if you don't like it forreals!

[Dipper509]

funniest person alive

[JeffreyELY]

Jokes about a common past struggle. Hoorayyy lmao

[killerlizard102]

True shit they would say that shit to make u go to sleep or scare the fuck out of u!! xD

[kman618]

A lady who drowned her kids? I guess the story was Shutter Island. hahaha

[ericmex161]

Don't eat or drink if your watching this cuz you'll choke or spitt everything for Laughing !!!! Lol

[nymtz74]

Hillarious!

[WOWjman713]

So true >_>

[LAlakerable]

Fucking Amber got in a another car :D

[ThooSuu]

Funniest Hispanic Man On The Planet!

[edwinlemeilleur]

reminds me of Supereeego

[13ensir]

AHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH­HHHHAAAAAA

its pretty funny

[regusbf3boss]

im dominican and thats how i lived back in D.R drinking from the hose and shit. jajaja gorge is tha man

[HipHopTroof]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

[cHiToWnKiNg24]

Fuckin hilarious his comedy makes me laugh even when I'm sleepy from drinking nyquill lol

[MyForever131]

He makes me a proud Mexican. i never got "Princess's and Fairy" shis, i got the REAL "the lady of the lake" and stories of what she did, and what she does now. Fuck fairytales.

[The805mexican]

FTP

[TheSamba2010]

35 people live a sad life :( awwwwh tear!!!

[layli012]

hES FUCKING FUNNYYY!!!! I LOVE HIM!! YEAHH MEXICAN IS THE BEST WHITE PEOPLE CAN GO TO HELL!!! WE RULE THIS PLACE!!

[punjab1captain]

too much laughing

[fishandduckmix]

i was eating wen it hit 1:00, fml

[rebelhick21]

Hola como esta my ass.

[marijuana1791]

MAS PUTO!

[TheDanster2010]

Lol i was darker then her. Ese guey es bien chistoso.

[TheDanster2010]

Viva mexico.

[tyrogue100]

Peaches and herb!

[missjoekickass92]

Oh my god everything that he is talking about i have done.....and still do sometimes. I love George Lopez hes the best :)

[TheBladernnr]

What is cuycuy

[nintendofanboy00]

@TheBladernnr its the devil or a demon lol

[TheDanster2010]

@TheBladernnr Cucuy is the maxican boogeyman

[Dragnlord08]

jajajaja everythin he said, we fucking do!! viva latinos putos, desde honduras representing!

[Krobos6190]

Ahhh lol been tryin to figure out that ladies name for a week.

[crystaloctober]

omg the weenies hahahahahah i still do that shit 21 years old hahaha

[crystaloctober]

n i always saw people eatn lunchables at school stomache all growling i always wanted one.i dnt think ive ever been bought a juice box in my life. i like the mangera water..lol

[crystaloctober]

im still scared of the river at night!!

[G0RD13Z]

Lmfao at the amber alert one

[jess120687]

sHE'S cAR pOOLING wITH tHE cUYCUY...

[omgtkseth]

Launchables are great great, fuck of jorge....

[letitsiasama]

it's funny because it's true jajajajajaja

[Thedigg13]

32 ppl got quiznos lookin panochas

[ZEPHYRSS94]

I love the show goerge lopez. But at stand up comedy... Gabriel iglasais is beter

[maachilosa]

he is one of the few comedians who can make me laugh :D

[Mayen4534]

I WAS BORN THE SSAME DAY AS HIMM SOO HAPPY BOUT THAT CUZ I LOVVEEE HIM!!!!!!!!!! thats y if i friend is like wens ur bday i say same as george lopez

[alexramirez619]

i knw that shit is funny la lloronaaaaaaaaaaaa is gonnan get u  dude lol

[TheNinoSimpson]

I love him.

[sg1523]

because thers a mexican myth that la llorona does that

[PParra3702]

i member this stuff.still cry myself to sleep.

[JayMOBlze]

STORY OF MY LIFE hahahaha!

[Mj23cutekidd]

''ha ha ha'' is all i can say!!

[Laker4life100]

Lol this still happens to Mexican kids, I would know because I am one.

[drscutest3000]

First off just STOP and enjoy the comedy and if you don't then leave that's it no harm dont be watchin' if you don't like mr. Lopez.

Why The Fuck ya keep talking about race and Stupid Pride 'yeah, we the best' and others putting people down saying 'ya suck.' How about suck my dick, and Learn some shytt!! There's only ONE fucking race Mamis and Papis and that's the fucking human race. Not the mexicans and the Italians and south African.

Bye. :)

[MysteryHardStyle79]

I understand his jokes and I, m Spanish, Italian, and native American(:

[Wiiman530]

Just say it AMBER ES PUTA

[TheBfunk101]

he is soooo funny

[TheClaivin]

I'm not mexican, but I understood the La Llorona Reference.

=D

[NmofaDream]

His eyes get so wide O.O

[420herbs]

i watch this every time am stone thums up if u r.

[650Pisces]

IF U CANT RELATE TO IT its obvious u wont get the jokes!!! duuuh ..the llorona is a legend tale about a woman who drowned her kids and alot of mexicans and in other spanish speaking countries tell this story to their kids TO SCARE THEM!!!

shit my mom would say STOP CRYING the llorona can hear u at night and will take u !!! and "EL CUCUY" nickname for THE DEVIL!!!! so they use these stories to scare kids into behaving

[melody15100]

, constantlyjohno is Asian.

[constantlyjohno]

And to all you other fuckers that think George Lopez is funny. Fuck you.

[818SFValley1]

@constantlyjohno How many times been you been on tv?

[MultiSaints25]

if your not mexican you wont get half the stuff he says.

[chandaa95]

LMAOOO LA LLORONA IS CAR PULLING WITH THE CUCUY & Y LA CHUPACRABRA ... HE GOT ME GEEKIN

[Miguelizk00l]

i would like to see britney getting out of the car. lmfao

[Miguelizk00l]

what is The Cucui?

[smsjrtato]

@Miguelizk00l like a boogeyman

[lollipop4357]

Funny az fuck

[nycbaby4eva]

boring kevin hart is way betta no offence

[babygurl9654]

no offense but i liked his show better.... stand up comedy for him is just... ehh... :D

[TheAthena567]

us mexicans are scared of nothing except our moms... our moms are super scary!!!

we could be in a tank full of sharks not as scary as our moms.

we could be followed by a killer, we thing damn our mom is gonna kill me if i font get home right now. i can already hear her."Porque estas tarde? ehh? que andabas haciendo?" now that's scary!

[hellow533]

You mexicans get the lady who drowned her kids, and us Americans get casey anthony. We both have scary stories for our children.

[lachicaamala]

LMFAO DIS IS SOOO TRUEEEE!!!

[chrrycke04]

Is getting alittle tired of seeing all these "Unless ur mexican..ull never understand" messages....umm shit does happen to more then just mexicans!!! Half the stuff hes saying here I lived thru too...N im a whote 23 yr old!! *gasp* wat a concept!!!

[phoenix6648]

@chrrycke04 well den ur not mexican ur jus ghetto as fuck

[melody15100]

I bet only the hispanic ppl laughed:)

[DANIEL32170]

@melody15100 you would never understand we are the toughest race there is we fight older people,bigger people we do shit other races would not talk about no 1 wants to fuck with us real mexicans the russians,italians no 1 wants to fuck with us everything he says is true you will never understand what it is to be a mexican to begin with you whites,blacks can even keep up with us to work with that been said you should have enough and not come in and comment mexican stuff or watch and dont say shit

[constantlyjohno]

@DANIEL32170 You stupid ignorant fuck. What if Melody is hispanic? Given Melody isn't the most popular hispanic name like Lupe.  Has that thought ever passed through your feeble useless uneducated brown ass? Before you flame someone on a George Lopez video (HE ISN'T EVEN FUNNY) - LEARN HOW TO SPEAK, TYPE, WRITE, ETC proper english before being a tough guy on the internet. You might as well be typing in russian you moronic fuck.

[DANIEL32170]

@constantlyjohno SHUTTHE FUCK UP STUPID ASS FUCKING BITCH MELODY ISNT A LATINO NAME BITCH YOU HAVE TO BE A FUCKEN STUPID FUCK TO EVEN THINK MELODY IS A HISPANIC NAME FUCKEN PUTO IF THE COMMENT WASNT FOR YOU THEN WHO IS THE 1 TRYING TO BE A TOUGH GUY ON THE INTERNET MORON ILL FUCKING WHOOP YOUR ASS IN REAL LIFE AND I HAVENT EVEN SEEN YOU PUSSY THATS JUST TO SHOW HOW STUPID MOTHER FUCKERS LIKE YOU TRY TO GET SOME ATTENTION ON THE WEB IF SHE WAS HISPANIC OR LATINO SHE WOULDNT OF SAID ONLY LATINOS

[DANIEL32170]

@constantlyjohno LAUGHED AT THIS LAST TIME I CHECKED A LATINO IS SOMEONE FROM MEXICO AND ALL THE SOUTHERN AND CENTRAL AMERICA PART OF THE GLOBE SO WHO IS THE UNEDUCATED BITCH AND MORON STUPID FUCK I AM PROUD TO BE BROWALL OF YOU STUPID FUCKS WHITE BOYS AINT WORTH A SHIT LIVE OF OFF WELFARE LIVE OF ALL THOSE PEOPLE WITH NO SOCIAL SECURITY THAT DONT CLAIM TAXES YOUR ANOTHER RACIST PRICK THAT TALKS SHIT BUT SEES MEXICANS OR BROWN PEOPLE COMING AND PUT YOUR HEAD DOWN BITCH SHUT THE FUCK UP FAGGOT

[DANIEL32170]

@constantlyjohno IF YOU HATE GEORGE LOPEZ AND US MEXICAN,LATINOS BROWNS WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING LEAVING COMMENTS ON A VIDEO ABOUT BROWN PEOPLE BITCH GET STEPPING WE DONT LEAVE COMMENTS ON HOW MUCH OF A BIG PUSSIES YOU GUYS ARE ARMY,NAVY,AIRFORCE MARINES ALL BROWN PEOPLE WE DEFEND THIS COUNTRY NOT YOU BITCH YOU PROBABLY STILL LIVE ON YOUR MOMS BASEMENT OR LIVING ROOM GET A LIFE O DID I MIS SPELL SOMETHING O YEA HOW ABOUT THIS FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UU

[DANIEL32170]

@melody15100 you dont see us commenting your justin bieber shit or vanilla ice and if we do we dont comment cause we wouldnt know what to say about pussy shit like that we would just say thats gay among our selfs so next time watch and try to understand where we come from Dude

[XmelaXleny]

lmao

[ElNoNo319]

THA MUTHAFUKIN WATER HOSE... LMFAO TRUE SHIT THOE

[SuperShanick]

so he talk that way.

[SuperShanick]

The bogeyman where I come from it is named El Coco and the legend of La Llorona" (The Weeping Woman) but we have to accept that George Lopez came from a poor family.

[jairoorita]

"How come your not swiming? i dont know how.. I didnt hear you what?".. so funny.

[itsteresadude]

haha its so true

[Sodasecta]

Every Latino knows of someone who has seen the llorona or has heard the story of someone seeing her LOL!!! 2 funny.

[650Pisces]

@Sodasecta lmao my tia said she herd the llorona at night ..i was like wtf..

[mcomoar]

'Pinche Denzel!'

[mcomoar]

xD I got La Llorona, too. 'AY MIS HIJOS' still sends chills through my bones to this day.

[chucknorriseatspie]

haha lmao HEY FUCKIN BOOBY NIGHT GET THE FUCK HOME...the messed up part wuz...I WUZ DARKER THAN SHE WUZ hahahahaha I LOVE U GEORGE..there wuz a ;ady who drowned her kids....cucuie....chupecobra..­hahahahahaha lmao :D

[13Gangland]

"Once upon a land, whatever they say, far away tale" haha DAMN THATS how my stories stared out when i was little..DAMN ITS FEELS GOOD TO BE A MEXICAN!!!

[DepressedPeople]

random word in spanish (crowd goes crazy). thats usually how it goes though the whole show

[AztecPrincess84]

Story of my life :)

[bo3adlah90]

my dick dont work maaaan!

my dick dont worrkkkkkkkkk

[yusgus96]

imma get that lady for 26 people

[ozmaria]

lol dis is funny. people that dnt like him is black or white mexicans puetoricans understand all dis is true

[tokenblackguy5150]

this is some true and funny stuff 

[brownbaby90]

hey it funny because he's telling the truth, just in the La Raza perspective. poor is poor and if you make it to the top and can't laugh at the past you didn't learn nothing. and besides i can tell you the same exact stories with a country ass accent .

[geringsoftball]

one of the best!

[totoynani143]

this is not just a latino thing its a hard life growing up thing,none American kid, would understand what he was talking about.Regardless of colors,American kids r fucking spoiled

[sykoskater]

lol you hear most people saying its a jersey thing, but nah this is a mexican thing hahaha you just dont understand!

[1505hi]

ha im mexican u gotta be lantino to understNand this stuff

[1505hi]

ha tun tun

[KRODR3]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahhahahahahahahahahahahahah­ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah­ahahahahahahah

[AwesomeMikeSmith]

I like the ending when he talks about grandpa ''Fing shyt!'' XD

[SneakySuzie]

Aaaay guey .. this is my life 'xcept I had my mama, sorta =P

[jamesgarcia111]

El coocooy is tha boogie mann'

[valentinebeauty]

Im not even Latina and understand all this. This man is funny as hell!

[Erron2011]

lol

[Ladymanico]

coocoie? who are they

[SpeakOutForevr]

my mom tells me the woman who drowned her kids still and the second she says "there was a woman" my sorry ass is in bed!

[yourdarkshadow7]

YOU MEMBER? MEMBER?!

[0tni3lMndZz]

i got milk all over my face now lol

[kraftyNiNja]

Amber disliked this 24 times

[MrJTS1986]

I Laughed My Fuckin' Ass Off When I Watched This!!!!

[superkooliodude20]

so who's a white american?

[MyJose316]

damn this video is fucken funny like as fuck

[TokiShred]

Unless ur Mexican u will NEVER understan why everyone clapped as soon as he says "There was a lady who drowned her kids"

[malakaijub]

@TokiShred  enlghten us

[TokiShred]

@malakaijub XD ah dude, when I was younger and I would go to my grandparents they would tell me this story. I wouldn't doubt that EVERY Mexicans grandparents has told them this story. It's about this lady who drowns her two kids and late at night her ghost cries near rivers and canals looking for her kids. xD

[malakaijub]

@TokiShred thats rough, but hilarious scaring them little kids with the story, im going to have to start doing that

[beatsyndrom]

@TokiShred can you explain ? I am from netherlands and I am curious. gracias.

[TokiShred]

@beatsyndrom there was a woman who drowned here kids in a river. Now her crying ghost can be heard around canals and rivers crying for her 2 kids. It was story to keep us away from the water. :)

[unstppbbl11]

@TokiShred amen brother...i had no idea what he's talking bout

[BARKB]

@TokiShred you dont need to be mexican to understand that

[drakefake44]

@TokiShred im white as hell and i understood it lol

[letitsiasama]

@TokiShred hell yeah, i know every monster he said jajajaja

[LovableLilKitty]

@TokiShred I;'m asian and i get it.

[ubidalia]

la llorona ! jejej

[Army2010Strong]

There was a lady who drowned her kids LMAO!!

[mrbigkilla1]

la llorona still scares me

[malakaijub]

@LordHines420 have some gadamn respect clown

[ashleyparo18]

LOL @ the grandma part. fuckin shit.

[lunardark09]

my mom used to tell me those stories and scared the shit out of me so everytime my told me to go to bed i went to bed

[chewyoda665]

that looked like roast beef thrown on the wall hahahah xD

[mali0127]

la llorona

[madkillaaa]

omg hahahahaha the best part is in the beginning about britany spears

[UnitedStatesOfTacos]

Its funny because its true...

[Applgrl91]

lmao!

[chetosbaby1]

i love george lopez,every time i hear his comedy's,i laugh hard & one day i heard the one bout the aunt & fell of my chair so hard,in front of my friends,they had to pick me up da floow.

[eminem4everBetter]

wev got a kid at our school called junior lopez. And he looks just like this guy and has they same accent. HOWS THIS COMEDY? we call him junior george lopez you will get it

[plur4sure1]

so true!!! LMAO

[borgorusky]

really nice...

[SmgITNV]

Ha ha

[ggislara]

The crying lady!!!!!! MY MOM TOLD ME BOUT THAT! JAJAJAJAJAJA!

[candy25kat]

Roast beef thrown on the wall lmao



[solitario1]

"Es mas puta q la chingada" hahahaha!

[allsports249]

i never fell asleep when my mom told me a bedtime story about the cucuy ,chupacabra,and la yorona

[SuperBKWhopper]

19 people are black

[tootsiekilla]

@SuperBKWhopper same shit w/ black people. this is hilarious to anyone with immigrant parents.

[megustanlashueras]

lmfao i love how he says gogurt when he said "mom can i have a gogurt?" XD

[swearinmango]

omfg george is snappin! i laughed too hard when he mentioned us kids going into the bars to get our dads cause my crazy mama made me do it when i was a little girl lol XD

[lovelymonster77]

Don't black my forks! don't black my forks!!! i love george lopez!

[malakaijub]

"fuckin shit" i laughed all day lmaooooo

[MrVital100]

George Lopez for president!! Este vato can do it!!

[MMMercedess209]

i use to get wet in my back yard like george said

[promiseIsaih60]

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[Jangel972]

That is so truth

[tubabigrul4eva]

omg i love george lopez!!!!!!!

[6paws2173]

one upon a time....weeks ago,there was a lady who drowned her kids...

I laughed so hard! i remember my mom and grandma telling me about that

[harborjet06]

omg im laughing so hard

[CrazyJodice]

I'm 17 I remeber drinking hose water! Hell in winter i love ic cycles. And the tooth fairy was too broke for quarters-Dats gas money!

I got POP TARTS!!!! LOL

[Spanishdeath]

Im 15 and i remember drinkin out of the hose because Nana no me dejo entrar along with the ghetto sprinkler. Benadryl saved my ass from gettin beat & the cuco scared the shit out of me. It was either take the benadryl or the cuco was comin to get you & im not even mexican...im a Puerto Rican Argentinian. Its just spanish people in general do this shit.

[elchaparroloko]

som of us r still old skool like that and i aint that old 17

[babyjoker6464]

Im trying to get George Lopez to notice my videos.... Please check them out so I can get more views....Lol .tell everyone you know to check them out also...

[CrazyJodice]

Facken shet! was george lopez grandmas word.

Fack a duck was my grandmas word LOL more traumatizing