Christian Phrases with Bryan Blake -- 51 Christian Friendly Phrases For "Female Masturbation"

[brookin]

SENDING AN URGENT TELEGRAM!!!!! REALLY!

[loserbaby45]

These all sound WORSE than the phrase "female masturbation"

[DeathMustard]

playing banjo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol

[mr133slipknot133]

What i want you to do next week is...um....DIE

[aaronkleiber]

Best: Faking Creation!!!!!! Hahahaha!

[Phishstrangler]

I think I'll stick with "petting the pink butterfly"

[streetfightsecrets]

lol at the girls getting the knickers in a twist over this

[lowproductions92]

This is beautiful.

[SGTSlashRazor]

Yeah, gay marriage sounds like a good one P.S. I still fucking hate you.

[CertafideEnterprize]

1:15 HA! MESS UP!!! :]

[DarkerSideOfGaming]

A wild christi-gay appears!

[mdcowboy15]

This is satire. It is not real. GET IT THROUGH YOUR FUCKING HEADS.

[jim671671]

TROLOLOLOLOLOL love it!!!!!



[hazmat151]

I could tell this was trolling the moment I saw his ink

[trionaio]

Christian or not your a stupid fucking moron!

You know I guarente you've masturated- And if you fuckers did it right, we wouldn't have to do it ourselves.

[crazyandbeautiful222]

You're stupid as fuck. Just so you know. Some "Christian" judgemental dumbass! I think I'll go be a sinful whore and tickle the tangy turtle shell.

You sir are a moron.

[artisticdirectorgrae]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAHAHHAHA! LOVE IT. Next time - 51 phrases for "Gay Marriage" please...

[MrVoseMusic]

LOL

You gotta be trolling

[1AMTH3ST1G]

How does one live with themselves after saying these words, let alone coming up with them?

[MotherGooseMinute]

Phrases for Bryan Blake's videos:

“Embarrassingly mediocre”

“Meh”

“Painfully unfunny”

“Uncreative, bland, and sucky”

“Three minutes and seventeen seconds of self-indulgent, juvenile poop.”

[NOlife1373]

u forgot fapping..

[mynewromantica]

This is way more explicit than 'female masturbation.' Why do you do these videos?

[KINGOFHELLANDYOU]

what is the point of this videos, they're funny but why?

[VICTOYA]

editing error @ 1:18 he said mining the flesh diamond, but the words were missing & they put up "stirring the yogurt" instead.

just fyi

[sallyjayne777]

Sucking dick... do 51 different ways to say sucking dick

[kizzler]

@sallyjayne777 This one could be hilarious

[sexyandiknowit6969]

all these phrases are worse than 'female masturbation' and just because you are christian doesn't mean you can't masturbate.

[koolbeans19]

i'd love to know some good phrases for smoking marijuana, the devils plant!

[Trolovski]

51 Christian Friendly Phrases For ''Gay Sex''! :D

[bitchesltd]

all of these phrases make me feel slightly ill

[dharmapupil]

oral sex

fellatio and/or cunnilingus

bukake

[silat13]

Some of you inbreds dont know this is satire.

[skullz841]

God wouldn't want you to be so discriminating. Fuck you guys, you're the unholiest of them all.

[yankeegirl2697]

69 videos... Aahahaha ;)

[ReliableNow]

Is there a high chance for redemption if I purchase the book? I'd like to see some statistics for that since I am truly in desperate need of it after all the skyrim-jobs i have performed (un?)willingly.

[OpiatedBliss]

_____ing the _________ _________

[kapooch57]

do one for "rim job"

[Jslip112]

boobies!

[HouseForLife6]

And what is he doing with tatoos, isn't this forbidden in the bible ?

[HouseForLife6]

He looks like a child molester.

[igotclassyo]

butt secks.

[TysonBowersIII]

@igotclassyo he already did that one.

[Dracko55]

dialing O