Added: 5 years ago
From: larfilms
Views: 561,969
Sort by time | Sort by thread (beta)

Link to this comment:

Share to:
see all

All Comments (10,728)

Sign In or Sign Up now to post a comment!
  • "There lies the weakness of positivists and professional atheists who are elated because they feel that they have not only successfully rid the world of gods but "bared the miracles. Oddly enough, we must be satisfied to acknowledge the "miracle" without there being any legitimate way for us to approach it . I am forced to add that just to keep you from thinking that --weakened by age--I have fallen prey to the clergy "

    -Aug.7, 1941. Einstein Archive, reel 54-927

  • “In view of such harmony in the cosmos which I, with my limited human mind, am able to recognize, there are yet people who say there is no God. But what really makes me angry is that they quote me for the support of such views.”

    -Albert Einstein: (Victor Gollancz, London, 1968)

  • Oh Ray you are such a flirt.

  • Something else banana shaped fits perfectly in the hand but christians don't think god meant that one.

  • If there is a creator, nevertheless, he can also heal a broken leg in seconds, or?

  • These kind of programs are just dangerous.

  • Youre so full of crap dude.

  • ray should make salt water taffy hes good at twisting matter.

  • lol wow way to google wild banana and pick the worse one.

  • albert's quote got dem atheist fruits lol

  • no parenthisis around evolved. this is human evolution. Evolution,so easy a cave man can do it. Nature offiously does it is just chooseing best traited organisms for a more adapted generation.

  • @animaljp3 also, no God means no two objects

  • If you study a well-made penis...

  • @Casshyr It may squirt in your face.......

  • The banana man attacks again.

  • this guy obviously knows nothing about agriculture...pick any kind of food man grows and study its history. There's a reason why apples are the size and taste they have today, man and selective breeding, and the same is true for any kind of food. Hummingbirds that feed from specific flowers apply the same selective pressure. This banana guy is a fucken idiot

  • That guy Is a complete dumb ass... But I'm pretty sure the big bang wasn't caused by two objects colliding either ...at the time of the big bang there was absolutely nothing in our universe

  • God made coconuts difficult to eat because he doesn't want us to eat them. Therefore, eating coconuts is a sin.

    There, now if we just do that for all of the foods, all the religious zealots (just the crazy ones) will starve to death and there will be less traffic.

  • you know what's funny is, the banana opens on the other end.

  • @theleification

    Yeah, lot's of people don't know that.

  • How could the big bang have been a collision of two objects if nothing existed yet. The big bang involved virtual particals spontaniously becoming real. The whole thing gets much more complex after that so just look it up.

  • I know you aren't gonna read this but I have a dream and I will inspire you. On December 28th I turn 18 and I have decided to become a walrus.I know there are thousands of people like me out there but trust me I am different.

    I will be moving to Antarctica ( Home of the greatest walruses ) on my birthday. Ive already removed my arms and I slide on my belly for practice.

    I may not be a great walrus but I have a great heart and please support me. and i will become the greatest walrus ever.

  • I love how it says what " likely" happened...im sure of how it happened...God. But i have always hated how christians try to use this banana thing, doesnt do a good job in my opinion especially not this guy

  • Darwin didn't believe in the existence of god, he was agnostic and wrote it in his autobiography. Dont let this religious shithole shove lies down your throat

  • Did anyone else notice he said "If you study a well MADE banana" I think he knew he was lying from the start.

  • Micro evolution vs macro evolution... Can a banana evolve into an apple?

  • @777godwithme How hard can a banana drone until he's at risk of a counterattack?

  • Ever notice that fossils are always found in the same areas? That's what happens in a FLOOD. Things end up in the same place. Check out Paluxy, TX, where evolutionists have tried to blow up an excavation sight where we've found a human footprint inside of a dinosaur footprint. How did that happen?!? People refuse to believe in God for 1 reason. Accountability!

  • Talk about mis quotes. Einstein most definitely believed in God. Go look it up and stop just believing whatever lies your evolutionist buddy 's tell you. Why do evolutionists ALWAYS have to tell at least one lie to try to prove their "theory" which, btw, Darwin didn't even believe. As he said, it was just a theory that something as insignificant as a bees instinct to gather nectar and produce honey, would blow his theory out of the water. Still does!

  • @dzover At least an evolutionist tells ONE lie, the bible is littered with lies, a book made of lots of scrolls about man's idea of their creator. Harry Potter is more believable.

  • Soo why did he only create bananas to fit in your hand? Why not apples, or oranges, or watermelons, or any of the other millions of fruits.

  • @PKBmXeR cuss monkeys like bananas and we evolved from monkeys...... (i think i just screwed every thing up)

  • @PKBmXeR

    shut up & eat a banana !

  • @PKBmXeR These are not the bananas of nature but the bananas of many generations of breeding by man.

  • @PKBmXeR I just imagined a watermelon fitting in my hand and I was aroused.

  • They're hands. They're built to fit as many different things as possible. You don't even have to show wild bananas to debunk this bullshit argument, wild bananas being different is just the cherry atop the whipped cream atop the delicious cup of cream with sprinkles and... where was I going with this again?

    Ah yes, the ice cream, yadda yadda delicious, that is this moron's utter failure.

  • I do have nightmares about bananas... Every time I see one I flip shit.

  • Sorry I meant Mendel

  • @Gangsterfromheaven actually yes people have seen evolution happen. Natural selection is a kind of evolution, like Mendelssohn peas or watch that documentary about science of dogs on Netflix. It's all on video tape and that scientist evolved foxes to become like dogs.

  • Yes, bananas are made perfectly to fit in your hand. Just like God made watermelons and pumpkins the perfect size to fit in your hand.

  • Man created god.

    Man is very imaginative.

  • This is a great video. Also enjoyed the clockwork orange reference at the end.

  • Dude, I think Ray might be a closet homosexual.

  • He is right. Humans created modern banana.

  • Evolved as in created by a higher entity??? Those are the exact words,she didn´t "evolve",instead was "created" if we put it that way... ;)

  • Um no, the banana does not actually fit the hand because our brains subconciously open the hand the the appropriate size. Human evolution has made us more nimble with many more objects, this also allows us to build things that other species can't do.

  • @gangsterfromheaven I sorry too my friend, this matter got on my nervs too.

  • He opened the banana wrong. You are supposed to open it from the other end, like all other species do. Derp, fail creationist.

  • @otaku3d DUDE I SEEN YOUR PIC YOU COCK ADDICTED PERVERT, HAVE YOU BEEN CHECKED 4 AIDS YET???? NO WONDER YOUR YOU HATE GOD

  • @otaku3d ACTUALLY IVE EXPERIENCED GOD AND JESUS CHRIST IN AMAZING WAYS, HEY I SEEN YOUR PHOTO ON YOUR YOUTUBE, YOU COCK ADDICTED PERVERT, YOUR A HOMO, NO WONDER YOU HATE GOD LOL

  • @gangsterfromheaven "ACTUALLY IVE EXPERIENCED GOD AND JESUS CHRIST IN AMAZING WAYS, HEY I SEEN YOUR PHOTO ON YOUR YOUTUBE, YOU COCK ADDICTED PERVERT" ... you mean a threesome?

  • @otaku3d I lol'd. well played. :D

  • So I am to believe everything was created by one accident after another?

  • My dick also fits right inside my hand, is bad when its green, good when yellow(ish) and very bad when its black. It also has a top where I like girls to put their mouth. Only difference is, it DOES squirt in your face.

  • So this guy actually expected to be taken seriouslly with this banana argument???

    Sometimes I think creacionist dont really wanna make a point, they just want to maintain their ridiculous arguments to hold people who actually are in the church.

  • @radelgratereaux AMEN!

  • @killerkerara DID YOU KNOW THAT NOBODY ON EARTH HAS EVER SEEN AN ANIMAL "EVOLVE" INTO ANOTHER TYPE OF ANIMAL???? AN ASSHOLE LIKE YOU CAN ONLY BELIEVE THRU 100% FAITH, EVOLUTION IS A FAITH BASED RELIGION, YOU RELIGIOUS ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA

  • @gangsterfromheaven "AN ASSHOLE LIKE YOU CAN ONLY BELIEVE THRU 100% FAITH, EVOLUTION IS A FAITH BASED RELIGION" well that make you an asshole believer, but we are not to much quite like you, you are 100% ... we are a lot lesser %.

  • lolololol This is hilarious. I often wonder how some people can be so stupid with others actually following them nodding in agreement.

  • @killerkerara GOD CREATED EVERYTHING, INCLUDING TIME ITSELF

  • @gangsterfromheaven Stop trolling, you clearly have no idea what the fuck you are talking about. Also, your caps lock appears to be broken. Can't afford a new keyboard? LOLOLOL

  • @gangsterfromheaven The concept of time was created by humans not God.

  • bananas will give you constipation

  • @cannibalcarrot666  STATIC ON A TV IS PROOF WE EVOLVED HUH???? YOU FUCKING CLOWN LOL

  • @LegoRalex YOU HEARD SOME GUY THAT YOU DONT KNOW SAY THAT DNA PROVES THAT WE EVOLVED,SO IT MAKES IT TRUE???? THATS THE 100% FAITH I WAS TALKING ABOUT

  • @gangsterfromheaven It's more proof than you'll ever be able to provide to proof that God exists.

  • @lpycb42 he dosent

  • Interesting.

  • @Equity213

    Want evidence for the big bang that you can see for yourself? Turn your tv and flip to an untuned channel, ten percent of that static on your tv is background radiation left over from the big bang. Furthermore an experiment conducted by Edwin Hubble not only showed that the universe is expanding, but is measurable and mathematically consistent with the Friedmann-Lemaitre model of general relativity.

  • HAS ANYBODY HERE EVER SEEN AN ANIMAL "EVOLVE" INTO ANOTHER TYPE OF ANIMAL???? HAS ANYBODY HERE EVER SEEN AN APE "EVOLVE" INTO A HUMAN BEING???? SOMEBODY CAN ONLY ACCEPT EVOLUTION THRU 100% FAITH, EVOLUTION IS A FAITH-BASED RELIGION

  • @gangsterfromheaven Based on actual scientific studies, based on things we have now, things people are able to study.

    The thing is, I'm not anthropocentric enough to believe humans have the answers to everything. That includes having the answer to whether God exists or not. You don't know for a fact, you will never know for a fact. As our brains evolve and our knowledge expands, we will be able to gather more pieces and the puzzle will become more clear.

  • I'm pretty sure Albert Einstein was a deist. In fact, I'm pretty sure that just about every famous scientist that theist try to posthumously recruit were also deists, if not atheists.

    It's pretty damned hard to have a clue AND be a theist, I tell you what. I tried.

  • He is wrong about einstein, im sorry

  • BRACE THINE-SELVES FOR THE TJ BANANA COMMENTS! BATTEN DOWN THE HATCHES! READY THE CANNONS!!!

    BAHHH!!!!!

  • These guys can scam people out of millions of dollars, why can't I?

  • Want to see a real atheist banana nightmare? Watch the Amazing Atheist make a banana disappear in his asshole...

    watch?v=Q4Brgx4NXls

  • I bet from now on that any banana-related video will have the majority of the comments be about TJ.

  • ......and now is evolving in TJ's ass

  • The big bang is bullshit. Pretty obvious bullshit too. These pre-universal objects that collided (or single object that expanded), what were they sitting it?

    Its a great explanation of galaxys and solar systems, but when your talking about the beginning of the universe the logic falls apart.

    A universe finite in space but infinite in time is the only logical explanation.

    There is no god, and there was no big bang.

  • @Equity213 I have also thought about that. What is your theory about how everything was made then?

  • @Equity213 Infinite series of big bangs and big crunches? I think that theory is quite nice.

  • Damn, I liked this video before I realized it was anti-creation. -thumbs down-

  • Dr. Neil deGrasse Tyson español

  • I am a christian and my thought is that he must be trolling. However, if he isn't, then I agree that it is stupid to talk about something he doesn't know. About the banana nor about Einstein, who didn't believe in a god as in means of an intelligent being which i suppose (that's all i can do, however) the speaker does have in mind.

  • I'm ashamed to think this moron came from NZ. To the world, on the behalf of Aotearoa, I apologise.

  • garbage in garbage out

  • Two objects? Then where did the two objects come from? Wtf. Also with the whole (Wild banana) part, The seeds of the so called "Domesticated Banana" are completely different seed size from those shown in the other picture. If you were to domesticate a banana, you would combine them with other banana trees to do so to make the banana everyone sees today. But that can't be possible due to the fact you see the "Domeseticated Banana Trees" without any human changes like fusing trees together.

  • @JustComments90

    They were simply around before our universe. Not that hard to figure out.

  • @SalaComMander but if matter didn't exist before the universe "Science explained." What made them?

  • @JustComments90

    Other universes! There was no beginning, it's as simple as that.

  • @SalaComMander other universes? Then what made those univereses? 2 more objects? No beginning is not an answer.

  • @JustComments90

    Excuse me, but...just how long has God been around?

  • @SalaComMander, God's been around before the universe, but you have no right to ask anymore, because you haven't found answer yet and I haven't either. There is no purpose in saying anything at this point.

  • @JustComments90

    There's also no reason to say "God did it" whenever you don't know the answer. Apparently, you're familiar with the concept of eternity, but an infinite universe seems to be beyond your grasp.

  • @JustComments90 Where did God come from? If God has just existed forever, then why couldn't the universe have just existed forever?

  • @killerkerara That is not valid answer. The universe on what Atheists think is that an explosion created the universe, but physics needs matter to be possible. So if matter didn't exist, this would not be possible.

  • @JustComments90 Atheism is not a belief system. Atheists believe many different things. If you don't understand the Big Bang, and more specifically quantum physics, don't try to debate it. You also didn't answer my question.

  • @JustComments90 "God's been around before the universe, but you have no right to ask anymore" you have no right to ask anymore, that is the stupid proposal of religion , shut up Copernicus! you have no right! .

    Who say I have no Right ? who are you? ho gives you the power to do such statement?

  • @otaku3d dude don't waste my life anymore, that's basically what I said. And if you think I started this, it was your and the other guy that chose to respond. I didn't even want anyone to respond with such violence. And all you basically read was the part about you. I'm saying that this conversation has come to an end because neither of of us got anywhere and I'm not gooing to run in place anymore! I'd rather eat fifty ghost peppers then continue this pointless arguement.

  • Very poor arguments, on both sides. Using a banana is just bad...

  • I think Comfort said in later interviews that this was supposed to be a joke, while still arguing for intelligent design. I mean, ID is a bunch of bullshit, don't get me wrong, but i wouldn't read too much into this.

  • @DuNyceBeats Well in same way as it did to wheat, rice and other stuff.

  • Well banana is 'made by god' to fit somewhere else too. Does that prove that the God is pervert??? My logic in last argument is 'undefeatable' as those guys in video...

  • There was NO collision for the big bang. There was no space or time. Nothing was moving, than the universe began to expand, what happens a trillionth of a second later we can account for, but what happened a second before, we have no idea. Again, like what happens a second after someone dies, there is no way to know.

  • @Bledar11 If "we have no idea", then you can't say for sure "there was no collision". Actually there are many theories about what happened prior to the Big Bang. Including one that suggests a collision between two points/particles of two parallel universes, and that this is a cycle of continuous Big Bangs and Big Crushes... I know, it sounds crazy. I saw it on Discovery Channel. Advanced theoretical physics is difficult to grasp, to say the least. XD But there are theories... look it up.

  • @ChStapeler Oh, I guess I did not explain myself well enough. I see what you mean. I am a physics/chemistry major though. Big bang is a misnomer though, what happened was a rapid expansion, there was no space outside the universe before the big bang. Nothing to collide. Uniform expansion means it had to be something extremely small expanding (less than an atom in size). It less than a second, it grew to hundreds of thousands of miles in diameter. That we know. What happened before is impossible.

  • @Bledar11 Got it. Thank you, sir.

  • maybe we should've cultivated bananas to be pink instead.

  • Comment removed

  • Curved towards the face?! You're holding it that way you idiot!

  • Why the hell would you try to sue this guy? 1. He's not doing anything you could sue him for. 2. If you won, you're the asshole, 3. Having this guy making videos is better for atheists because an uneducated child could see through this bullshit.

  • 1:19

    The way the pic just pops into the screen made me chuckle.

  • OMG the banana was taken from it orginal form ... not really made for man... and man made it the shape and size u see today through tech.

  • Ray is an expert on banana storage. He has several stuffed up his rectum at this very moment!

  • As an atheist, I want to thank the following people for existing:

    Ray Comfort.

    Kirk Cameron.

    Victoria Jackson.

    That crazy YouTube guy who wears a beanie and never blinks.

    All YouTube creationists who try to defend their ancient beliefs with proof, when none exists.

    Thank you for destroying yourselves with utter stupidity! I just hope you don't destroy the planet too...

  • Bananas

  • Nice video, but I feel like I should point out that "Einsteins biggest blunder" is actually related to his cosmological constant, a piece of his general theory of relativity that he later revoked.

  • What exactly defines a "well made banana"? LMAO!

  • Comment removed

  • And what about all the other uncultivated foods that are tasty, nutritious and convenient to eat like grapes, oranges, apples, etc.?

    Athiests' attempt to debunk the banana theory are desperate and far reaching.

  • @hithr3000 you cant be serious.... are you really that stupid? why is it so hard for you to google the information before you talk out of your religious asshole? do the fallowing. google history of banana or wild banana. and every fucking fruit you just mentioned.

  • This is ridiculously misleading. That photo of a wild banana doesn't represent all bananas. Do banana cultivators go around checking every banana tree to make sure they're growing right? And why do bananas taste so good to us and are full of nutrients? Making them so tasty was God's way of encouraging us to eat them and get all that potassium.

  • @hithr3000

    So, you're saying that God told us (humans) 10,000 years ago how to create hybrid fruits? The conventional banana is a breed created by the mix of 2 species of Musas (Musa acuminata & Musa balbisiana), and that happened 10,000 years ago, no tasty bananas on that time...

  • Wow...

  • Kirk Cameron sits like a fucking queer.

  • So if the big bang was likely a collision of objects, and the evidence of that are the spiral shaped galaxies, then shouldn't all planets orbit in the same direction? When objects collide and start to move in a spiral, they are ALL moving either left or right, unless there is an outside force that controls the direction they are orbiting. The outside force is what the Big Bang Theory cannot explain.

  • @Warp2567 Dude, if you drop a bag of of marbles do they all spin off in the same direction?

  • @Warp2567 but thermodynamics does

  • how moronic.. to sit there and talk out of your arse like that.. to have the audacity to not even take 5 mins to research the history of banana cultivation.. verbal diarrhea

  • So I guess that after so many thousands of years, the people from Papua can finally enjoy a banana!

    Praise God for that!

  • @rjport you suck

  • Jesus promised a sin free world. Odin promised the end of all Ice Giants. I don't see many Ice Giants around.

  • @Dangure From this moment on I worship Odin!

  • Einstein was something of an agnostic deist. He went back and forth quite a bit, but was never able to completely shake spirituality or the belief in a guiding force.

  • I love the bannana. God made it that way, so I can insert it easier into my ... well you know where. just like the cucumber, the zucchini, - for the better trained - a few types of pumpkins, carrots, certain radishs (that's juicy) and other longish stuff. God made the banana to fit into the human! I totally support that! totally! I mean, every time I insert a banana, I feel this divine feeling coming from below... just like god made the weiner (pig inside out) - it was totally god...

  • @derstahlmann lol ray comfort should realise the penis is also the perfect shape to fit in the mouth. he is a cocksucker.

  • @uknowispeaksense yes exactly! the male penis is the exact shape for the male anus and mouth...meaning it is perfect for A to M.... God made it also hard so that the man can relate to it and according to studies women find the penis not aeshetic meaning that the penis was intelligentlty designed for the male anus, mouth and hand..god is a man and that is why most religous people are men, god loves men, he REALLY loves them..seriously, I knew that the penis is made for my ass. thx god. well done.

  • @uknowispeaksense hahahahaha how does this not have a million likes that is hilarious

  • Comment removed

  • @uknowispeaksense - awesome.

  • @uknowispeaksense LOL I was just thinking the same thing!

  • @uknowispeaksense and its made of leather non slippery too lol

  • @uknowispeaksense No, it's actually NOT the perfect shape for the mouth, but it IS the perfect shape for a vagina.

    You fucking moron.

  • @4cellar2door0 its also the perfect shape for an arsehole but I guess you know that all too well. Anyone coming to the defence of Ray Comfort....

  • Well, now i'm a Christian. The evidence is far too convincing..

  • umm....artificial selection. End of argument.

  • Well, don't worry, after this embarrasment they went on to introduce the crocoduck!

    Wow, the absurdity knows no bounds for these two.

    And am I the only one who detects a faint smile on Cameron's face as he looks away when Comfort brings the banana to his mouth? :)

  • my dick fits perfectly in my girl's mouth n she loves it, so was the dick n mouth made for each other? she likes to play with the banana as well when im not around. so was the bananda created for this purpose as well?

  • @red6dead7revolver LMFAO you win

  • @XxSequndaEtapaXx by the way i forgot to mention anal sex.

  • banana is made for a monkey to,so we have a common ancestor?EVOLUTION

  • Can we please place an apostrophe after "atheists" ?

  • The human nose was expressly designed to be able to hold up glasses.

    The foot is perfectly shaped for wearing socks.

    Stones exist to be shaped and turned into buildings.

    Pigs are delicious because we are supposed to eat them.

    Thus I submit my evidence that this is the best of all possible worlds.

    Anyone who knows Pangloss, like this.

  • "Science without Religion Is Lame, Religion without Science Is Blind" who said that

    Einstein.

  • okay, so this isn't a nightmare for me. I actually enjoy these discussions.

    buuuut I don't believe in god either, really.

    WHAT THE FUCK AM I THEN? if I'm not atheist, and don't believe in god either, do I not exist? fucking confusing. and I can think, so I exist and I am not nothing.

    ~CONFUSION~

  • okay, so this isn't a nightmare for me. I actually enjoy these discussions.

    buuuut I don't believe in god either, really.

    WHAT THE FUCK AM I THEN? if I'm not atheist, and don't believe in god either, do I not exist? fucking confusing. and I can think, so I exist and I am not nothing.

    ~CONFUSION~

  • is this satire?