Chris Crocker's BIRTHDAY WISH for Youtube!

[Hollister4life24]

I thought he was a girl for all these years until today i never acually listened to his voice >.> i know im stupid. C:

[georgiestewart]

Dude, iloveyou!!!!<3

[xShininGxNovAx]

What a queer

[raptorman120]

...I'd hit it?

[smugufo]

let me spell what u are F.A.G

[08betolover08]

hahahaha he looks like android 18 from dragon ball z!!! hahahahahahahaha

[beaubeaugez]

you look so pretty here chris love it =)

[dramaqt]

Amen Chris! Thank You For Voicing The Truth <3

[Icefrostfur]

Thank you for addressing the issue of who gets the spotlight, its been on my mind as well. I love how you project yourself on youtube, quite inspirational. Your make-up looks fabulous :)

[miltonwilton]

For some reason, you remind me from Kate Gosselin..

[MrDarkmaster26]

yeah ,happy LATE birthday youtube

[jasonrothfeld]

lol ur one fucked up man/woman

[serenaroot1144]

I wish u could do my makeup

[ec123456789able]

i hate it how the same youtubers get featured all the time.

people like Ray William Johnson get featured like twice a week and he doesn't even have any of his own videos, he just reviews other people's videos.

[sassy2420]

Happy Birthday Youtube!

[skatingpamper3181]

FAGGG

[ROGUEKILLER298]

You truly are an ugly and annoying creature. 

[MrClawzy]

@ROGUEKILLER298 agreed

[Jaydolicious]

I dont have a candle but i have a finger so im gonna blow it out LMFAO thumbs up if you laughed!

[StandUpAndScream01]

Mr. Crocker... I agree. Too bad it didn't happen. D;

[javyeli]

you are annoying women

[jwientge95]

0:56 cough! *shane dawson* cough cough!

[mcjewtool]

gay fuck...I wish people would just stfu on youtube period...fake ass punks

[kendallforever100]

he is actually kinda normal in this

but i still love watching his video

u go Chris!!!!!!!!!!

[joeyyyyableify]

-I Love You-

[AVandJCidiots]

looks like a girl now...

[MeFishiee]

@AVandJCidiots No??? What time are you living in??? He isn't a tranny anymore..well..sometimes Christine comes out(:

[lolzjeni]

i think the same

[TheKingCameron]

my wish for youtube is to bring the old one back

[SquierllBait]

You should get more views

[KargBob]

you would blow a finger....

[neilshy]

What you really mean is that you wish youtube to return to the halcyon days where people had some form of morbid interest in you, now that you have realised your clips dont get as much attention and you are somewhat of a hasbeen now?

[11deathmetal]

are u a boy or girl make u maid up

[NikkiLiife]

@11deathmetal Male

[SirSmokesAlot210]

shut up

[RandomGirl1237]

i agree!

[PsychoGamer1986]

omg i love you sexy

[kailinuya]

chris is like a god of youtube

[OnelastTimeForlove]

Loooove your makeup here (:

[bohbizzl3]

why are you so prett =]

[PeepsRock309]

you looked like an old man at the thumbnail of the video.

[erikanicolehanson]

that begining was actually pretty funny

[bgirl098]

i was wondering how do you feel personally about your brittney vid being everywhere basicly like in movies and everything

[idkwhatyours]

you rock =)

[CrystalVitality]

It's funny how you have grown from that "whiny boy" to a beautiful woman! Love watching your videos, you keep it real and don't take no short cuts! Kudos!

[slavebunny4u]

Your awesome! That needed to be said a long time ago and I'm glad someone finally said it even though my comment is a year after you posted this vid. U rock honey!

[guitargirl802]

u rockkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!

[iRamixx]

ur make up is freaky <3!

[Selimionicas]

this is a FUCK U RAY WILLIAM JOHNSON! video! hahahah Go Chris! love u!

[MaxieMead18]

I totally agree

[thcganjaful]

00:24 xD

[KatyeLeeLee]

Press zero over and over again!!

[lulu3397]

you blow jobed your finger jkjk

[Gringo2000ful]

lol pause at 00:34

[poppinfosho]

i bet you like to blow(;

[jarmo123223]

girl or boy?(actually boy but obviouslly a girl)

[kjr510]

i would soooo wreck this chick........wait a min....

[CaitandLivvymusic]

You actually make a pretty girl. ;)

[maryamalkaabi]

Is he gay?????

[Acsmitte5]

@maryamalkaabi ha Dumbass

[HoryLeo]

@maryamalkaabi: He was a tranny .. now he is just gay.

[MsKeepIt4Real]

I agree 100% I just was tlkin bout this wit a friend.. Lol this exacty wat j say

[stickfiguresmaster]

what ever birthday is your date i give less then a fucking shit! but! HAPPY BIRTHDAY to YOU! u CRAZY PERSON YOU! BRING IT ON!! BRING IT MOTHA FUCKIN ON!!!!!! I LOVE YOUR CRAZYNESS!!!

[beautifulliar37]

i agree entirerly lol (cant spell) but yea lets start a patition

[McDonDoggyDooz]

I actually agree with you

[Wilnaybeth]

I agree <3 Your so Cute! Yay! XD

[deekeeley83]

You lick balls.

[pepezvid]

are you a female or male?

[CrayZboi317]

I agree with CrazyGamer635

[jacklynnw]

You crack me up! And I agree with you Chris!

[passdeduchie]

wow ive never seen any 1 so appreciative of u2be.

[musiko90]

I wonder what the neighbors think when they see you at the window talking to yourself lol cute! :)

[bigblewxoxo]

why dont you all jus stop like wtf i love this kid so stfu and get a life

[crazygamer635]

Dressed up as a girl? Really? If I ever had a kid and they did this I would want to kill myself. That's just sad. I hope your voice is never heard. Your videos make me laugh and not in a good way. This is just sad

[MarlaMonroeLee]

i LOVE your eye makeup!! haha Chris you are amazing :)

[Mario1Master2]

Why the fuck are you dressed like a girl

Go

Get

A

Life

Big fat puff

[RAWRxOrangeDino2000]

wow, you convincingly look like a women! until my cousin told me you were a man

[emmaxxification]

lmao at how he pulls facesx

[TheFrozenUndies]

I wished I had chris crocker's eyes

[Riskaybiz]

LMAO Chris you're hilarious!! :D I love how you said, "Time to bring out the curtains!" Hahaha! and it's true, it's the same people being shoved down our throat!(I wish it was something else that was being shoved down my throat thought ;) I LOVED this video!

[ssavoy120]

hahah wrapped up in you chris.

[heidios33]

lets sayy it.!! you goo Chriss.!!!:P

[closertous]

I miss this D:

[Crazycardfreak]

Damn skippy

[earlywirlybird]

I like how you overexpose the lighting so no one can see the definition of your masculine features....hahahaha

[YurgesBitch]

I agree Chris youtube needs to be like 06 07, Now its so commercial.

[AmandaAmburgey]

I could not agree more!

[jackvamp1]

pause at 00.39

[derangedpranks]

I'm becoming a CC fan... never saw that coming!

[cosmiccandy]

@derangedpranks me too. i was almost in disbelief when my mouse pointer clicked the 'subscribe' button

[dimestarr91]

You're right. I'm tired of shitty videos being features. Its just script and bullshit. And not even funny. You are funnier than those featured gimmicks.

[ravingimp]

that's an impossible wish now that youtube is primarily ad driven

[thedeadmanned]

I agree with you yes it should return to the old ways thanks for that may your wish come true.

[davideburford]

Yeah, That would b great if ur wish came true!!=)

[chriscrockerfan1]

LOLZ Ur so funny and right i feel like its hard to be heard now my real account is tommyboyfierce and i try hard to make popular vids and some important vids but sum ppl just dont see my vids =(

[OoOMissSamanthaOoO]

LMFAO!!

I dont have a candle, but I have a finger so i am going to blow it out!

LOLOLOL

<3 OMG Love you chris!! :D

[davetherave333]

She's kinda hot I think...

[lovelykara22]

@davetherave333 He is beautiful. (: 

[davetherave333]

@lovelykara22 he?

[lovelykara22]

@davetherave333 Yes. He. (:

[davetherave333]

@lovelykara22 oh shit :/ erm... damn.

[lovelykara22]

@davetherave333 Hehehe! xD That was cute.

[davetherave333]

@lovelykara22 I was soooo joking! omg

[lovelykara22]

@davetherave333 No you weren't :D Nice try though. If i were a gay guy i would be all over that. xD

[davetherave333]

@lovelykara22 yeah same, if i was gay...

[lovelykara22]

@davetherave333 I'm not gay or a guy so yeah. Haha. (:

[davetherave333]

@lovelykara22 i'm a straight guy...

[lovelykara22]

@davetherave333 I'm a straight girl.(:

[gnomeater]

Get some fucking braces and change back into a man.

[Flameonfire01]

ultra gay faggot fag gay faggot super faggot gay your youtube history for been a faggot!!

[Flameonfire01]

gay gay gay gay gay gay faggot faggot gay faggot such a gay faggot of gayness

[hearttopmodel05]

@Flameonfire01 Yeah, well your flaming;)

[smilez01pretty]

Trueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[MichaelWashingtonXo]

haha... LOVE U CHRISSSS. i started my channel with u in mind. mention u in some vids. Xo

[tonymilw]

I thought he was leaving youtube

[Silversenrie]

You have really pretty eyes and teeth lol random but still lol!

[Rangersjerkincru]

@Silversenrie thats a boy

[Silversenrie]

@Rangersjerkincru Oh I know but he calls him self a girl who am i to tell him what he is or isnt

[2bawesomeable]

Chris I'm all for gay rights and I think it is really dumb that gay marriage is illegal but please from the deepest parts of my heart stop making songs! I just heard "Freak of Nature" and it's all auto-tune. You have no real talent you just sing the song then have the people in the mixing room auto-tune it. So please stop. For everyone, just stop.

[Silversenrie]

@2bawesomeable Hah! Thats horriable.. but.. wow

[AnthonyXTorture]

happy one year closer to death you gay cunt

[TheGoodLordJesus]

If there is anything wrong with YouTube it is you!

[omgparamorefan]

ummm what r u wearing on ur face?

[TheBrittanyMonster11]

haha ! love the original song! xD

[Zoey20709]

Please for the love of god, stop singing.

[hahalufs9]

not meant in am offensive way, just because ur name is chris and ur voice is kinda low, and thats totally not a bad thing but....are you a boy or a girl? oh and btw i like ur eye make up

[kidatheartxo16]

@hahalufs9 he's a guy

[wednesday55]

agree.

[julieee1992]

AGREE!!!

ohhh and to y'all that are questioning CHRIS' videos (@MrMusicLol and @KargBob for instance), maybe y'all should watch some of the other vids and find out ((: ooor you could just use those thingies in your head called brain cells and figure it out on your own :) just sayin ^^,

xoxo

[wolfofworld]

I get you naked.

[KargBob]

wait, is it a guy or a girl?

[MrMusicLol]

@KargBob I have the same question u,u

[Gegeratsu]

@KargBob guy

[VashthePwnful]

Great video I actually truly liked this one it felt heartfelt and it was well done!

[PRETTYBABE991]

U talk really fast!!!!!!!!!

[ItsJessieNotJesse]

i agree but youtube is all about making money! they dont care anymore!

[kevigard]

I thought it was a blanket!!

[kelseykat495]

@kevigard SAME! blew my mind..

[PrinceMarc22]

I agree. Many voices should be heard on youtube and I hope it returns to the community format it once was as well. :)

[thegreatcheesedemon]

Thanks Chris for getting out the truth.

[KyRieAlaZa]

I agree 100%

[KrazyAyi]

YESSSSS :D

[mistergreengenius]

somethings get lost in global size community ! but just want to say I am all for better relating amoung all youtubers !!!! and NO hate and stupidity in comments unless its funny stupid LOL

[SakebiVampire0]

making youtube become the community it once was... Dude, Believe me when i say, I totally, 100% agree. I mean, Yeah it was pretty easy to get famous in like.. 2006, and 2007 because obviously there wasnt really any good videos XD

But again i seriously agree cause it is really hard now to become, somewhat, famous on youtube. All voices SHOULD be heard. luv ya koolio dood. :)

[XxSickAsMySecretsxX]

Chris Crocker is youtube.

[GwayneBro]

dude wtf you ain't a youtube history Shane Dawson is niga higa  , Fred biggest top 3 history youtubers

[Sosiopaten]

Shanaynay?

[anne54123]

@Sosiopaten lol

[raabcatarine]

how someone can have eyes as beautiful as your Chris? you're beautiful inside and out! super kiss for you adore your beautiful!

your videos are very good!

[charliegetscash]

youtube first flammer

[charliegetscash]

u look like a bitch tranny

[hevyheart]

I agree whole heartedly! You awesome btw. =]

[PhilipandGriffin]

Ask yourself this before posting comments: does this even matter? Trust me, he already has enough hater comments, you can keep your opinion to yourself.

[PhilipandGriffin]

WILL YOU HATERS SHUT UP! ITS NOT RIGHT TO JUDGE SOMEBODY BASED ON THEIR APPERANCE OR SEXUALITY OR ANYTHING SKIN DEEP FOR THAT MATTER! I have short hair, and people in my class think it's because I'm a lesbian. How is it an insult? Its a fact that is wrong in my case, but even if I was lesbian, so what?

[gcore11]

chris crocker is a tranny he just dresses like a lady no offence to trannies "/

[Xscenelaura]

this is chris crocker but the video is years older.

[clrxxax]

this is so true.

[jeru205]

please stop didnt you get bored all those years making videos

[jeru205]

please stop

[shearsparkle]

So bizarre I know but I lllloooooovvVvveeee uuuurrrr makeup!! Its divine!!like not so much its slutty but enough so that its there!!

[jaffacake662]

get a frieking life and stop talking like a black ghetto girl ¬¬

[FreeStyleBoy50]

ok so he's male or female?:/

[Bananas138]

Lol love you

[pokemon121099]

fucking fag

[theripper451]

its curtains i thought it was a bed :{

[venus4thought]

You know what I never knew but SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOO respect about Chris!? He doesn't put ADS on all of his video's. When he is serious he doesn't advertise, but when he is being fun he does. SO respect that because some people don't do that!

I am not a HOT guy but Chris I hope you hear me out.... THANK YOU!

[woahthatrocks]

GOOD IDEA!!! :D

[wowliraren12345]

you could bake a fucking pie with all that shit he got in his face

[paulklingon54]

your a man fuck off