Robbie Goodwin - Dumb Car Commercial

[carpati1]

Freedom is an abstract concept? Whoa!

Did you just cross country skied here from some Gulag in Siberia?

We are those stupid Americans that believe in The Constitution and

The Bill of Rights, so we have to ask:

Do you like personal Liberty? Because if you don’t, you’re screwed!

And not in a way that you think is pleasant!

One more question:

“Do you think you’re funny or ridiculous?”

Answer: Just boring!

[farahhaidari]

@carpati1 One time I did, in fact, ski across all of the countries of Siberia and the Bering Strait, all the way to "here" so I can attest to carpati1's claim that most Siberians would, in fact, dislike personal Liberty, and would also, in fact, foolishly assume that being "screwed" alludes to a pleasant sexual experience rather than an ominous American warning about the dangers of not being American. Siberia also finds all comedy boring. Spot on, carpati1!!!

[constitutionalswager]

wow what a scrub so bad

[esquenotengotdt]

u can't be Bill Hicks because he had a brain.

[robspanda1]

Dude you fucking suck so bad bro NOT FUNNY more like SHITTY please kill yourself and message me right before you do so I can check another shitty jew off the list

[lucasboden]

There must be a laugh track.

[sacrux]

@lucasboden and mechanical cardboard cutouts of people.

[evanj87]

The definition of the courtesy laugh.

[Watsonius]

Kill yourself

[PyroManiacFagumz]

U suck