You Don't Mess With The Zohan - Lern arabic

[TheSovietAssassin]

Russian!!!



[mjhmjh9090]

its not original

[McLawlz]

lol why am i watching this version, im arab lool

[rhaitcha]

this is not arabic motherfucker jewish pigs there is nothing funny here

[xreaktorx]

pipiske(russia)=dick(english)=­penis(german)

[kreeki]

the arabic is really wrong there..

[ultamentgear183]

(arabic)

nyet.

(more arabic)

nyet.

[LurkerPatrol5]

Hamse in Hindi means "Us". Interesting.

[Cesar4254]

This video was funny because it had bot Russian and arabic mixed together in the video . { i speak both Russian and Arabic } There were some mistakes with the numbers though .

[maxten]

doesn't saliva or spit build up in your mouth if you keep "kha" khe" "kho" "khi" all day?

[TheAD92]

its not ETALATEH its Thalâtha.

[ohbamse]

Wahad! Arbah! Cifr. Sabah! Elateh Arbah Khamse! xD

[saadfhm]

this is not arabic and not funny >>

[AirShark95]

LMFAO RUSSIAN-ARAB ACCENT!!!! FTW!

[jendeh32]

NIET!! this is russian FAG

[X0smo0X]

IS THAT ARABIC ???

[TheKeaton92]

The numbers at the telephon numbers are arabic, but the rest is russian

[xXBiGProsXx]

@X0smo0X No.

[looshawoosha12]

wow in russian. i cantbelive i understood both languages. well i guess for arabic i only understood arba and ya salim

[nyipnyop]

lol what the hell with the voice

[elad12390]

01145355007763461407345

[jordanrivers1]

@elad12390

LMAO!!!!!!!

[NinwaSy]

wow по Росский

[apocalypse2026]

here's the number:

01145355007763461407345 :P

[IrazKhan]

well done!

[bumkumcsa]

:D Niet ? AWSOME!!!! Thanks :D

[pressjngfcinxngfd]

that part ov the movie makes me laugh

[beauitfulbaby]

lol love thizz movie its so fucken funny

[iAmLologTRASH]

what is 2 , 8 , 9 and 10 in arabic?

[blair57x]

tnen tmane and ashara

[Trystelune]

that' s only three numbers....arabians people...

[blair57x]

you cant say arabians dumb ass !

go educate yourself

[Trystelune]

what ????? arabian people is not right ?? i didn't knew, but it's no big deal because i'm not living in an english-speaking country , so.......

however, as i'm sure i speak a lot more language than you , and as you insulted me just to say that i had made a mistake, we can both see that you need education, and a lot, not me !

[blair57x]

Well neither do i ! I live in Sweden

AND i actually do speak a lot languages...

4 infact so yeah !

..i wouldnt have said anything if you hadent started.

sounded like you were commenting int he fact that i forgot translating one number and blamed it on the fact that am arabic... so yeha

anyway ,.. whatever

[Trystelune]

hey i love stockholm so i know you swedish people are a little bit like us for languages.

i was just saying arabian people like " dude ", because i assumed you were arabic . the "s" was a mistake .

But you, full of hate , you insulted me immediately , instead of adding the missing number. that's not the sweden i know .......

[blair57x]

Well i just dont like it when people insult arabs, so thats why i might have come off a bit too strong. am sorry

I missunderstood you .... Anyway, umm... :)

[Trystelune]

i 've been a victim of racism all my life, i'm born in tlemcen , algeria , and on a video of mine, you can hear my voice, with a big arabian accent , so, i understand what you mean, but you shoot on the wrong target, anyway, thx for fight racism my friend

[strongman17]

I like chicken

[RebeccaFS1982]

It's not arabian, it's arabic. Ignore that asshat.

[Trystelune]

asshat....... thx for helping me to improve my english . i speak a lot of languages, but no one correctly . but in my country , if you're mean with someone because he made a linguistic mistake , it's a proof of intolerance . i guess you must be american ......

[GR40GT]

Thats an amazingly stereoptypical statement. I am American, born and raised American, and I speak several languages, with my native being English.

I have traveled around the world, and there are countries far more intolerant and disrespectful even to people who even make the smallest grammar mistake in their tongue.

Pronounce "Ich" using an English interpretation and a Deutschlander will laugh at you. Fail to roll your "R" properly and a latino will mock you.

Try to avoid stereotypes.

[IWillKillYourKids]

you fucking liar im hispanic and rolling your "R's'' is not that easy, some of my good friends are white but speak spanish very well but still cant roll their ''R's'' and i dont laugh at them, i respect them for taking the time to learn my native language

[GR40GT]

"YOU FUCKING LIAR HURFF DURFF", learn to comprehend dumbshit.

I don't know YOU, but I can state as a matter of fact (I am latino btw you miserably pretentious fuck) that a large portion of latinos will laugh at the gringo, despite best efforts.

How many languages do you speak that are not offshoots of old spanish? I would wager few.

I am reasonably competent in Deutsch, Russian, South Afrikaan (Sud Afrikaans), and speak chit chat russian.

I have also lived in those countries.

[cacaYpipihacediarrea]

You ain't got no white friends you racist played-out-dirty-pussy-devil!.­....O Y como te fue el dia del diablo?

[IWillKillYourKids]

yes i do richard is white, i aint margaret thatcher...yea gabriel day was pretty boring

[cacaYpipihacediarrea]

yeah uncle tom all the way. JK. You didn't do anything?

[nazbites]

i loved this part

[revetalskater]

lattis as

[Canfickdic]

He has not the muchen tuchen number but the mobilephone number :D

[Brownalicious]

OMFG LOL

[lowvoice]

*learn English

[mrecka]

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[QSMjono30000]

@lowvoice i was thinking the same thing :P

[ClubzCreed]

voshklish klosh quatro cinqo kloshklish mingklosh kishla!

[annafisherman]

the numbers are in arabic everything else is in russian, thats why its called learn arabic..to learn the numbers why do you think they show what number it is and how to say it!

[CabinSkateboarding]

not original !

[aldaloo3]

Btw 5 As mentioned Is KHAMSE Not Hamse. Hamse Means Whisper.

[NeqRenacido]

Arabic may have 3 H's (ح خ ه), but to us, speakers of European languages, they all sound the same. =P

[aldaloo3]

I Know Its Hard For Many People To Pronounce Some Letters But Eventually It Change The Whole Meaning Of The Word Some Times From A Good Word To A Worst!!!

[Swiati]

@aldaloo3

who care

[aldaloo3]

@Swiati After TWO years someone does!!!!

[NeKu91]

haha no this is not arabic! its Russian! but iin the real movie its in arabic!! best scene in the movie!! :D

[lukatsulaia]

перевод хорошый, но надо оригинальный текст достать и по нему а не по русскому переводу 8))

[mrecka]

русскей прикольнее : )

[Cesar4254]

@mrecka Yah it is funnier in russian .

[Cesar4254]

@lukatsulaia your right about the translation , it is pretty good but nwe do still need the original text .

[ylwbrick]

doesnt sound arab, more like russian when he talks to the guy though..

[JRdaking96]

thats not the actual voice in the movie

thats why

it was edited in the vid somehow

[mairambija]

oa, pirmas paziurejes :D