31 Horror Movies in 31 Days 2.0: WITCHCRAFT 10 (1998)

[JerFhilm]

This looks like it was shot with a VHS home camcorder.

[finbomartini]

Cuff the giant bearded man to that 3lb chair!

[TripleRainbowify]

This is the best thing I've seen in my life.

Wait, what? The Witchcraft series are basically softcore porno's? I can't say I'm surprised.

[Rowan07001484]

fight scenes were really funny.

[Rowan07001484]

"We have got bigger fish to contend with!" here in the uk, we say "contend with!" instead of fry.

I had to contend with my fish and chips last night for dinner.

the person who wrote the script should "contend with," on the electric chair.

[biggs3004]

I know that all of the Witchcraft movies have basically been softcore porns, but this one seems like it was actually an adult film and they forgot to film the sex scenes. During every fight scene, i expected everyone to just start getting naked and going at it.

[capfan]

It's a cheap piece of crap, but it's got the coolest thing to appear in a Witchcraft film so far. A chick that can shoot energy blast "Street Fighter" style!!!!

[MegamanOfArcadia]

The acting is just TERRIBLE!

[StoneColdSergio]

In Europe you don't fry fish, you contend with them.

[vanderzarth]

Impaled by a stileto-high-heel. what a pitty. XD.

k, they really made the acting even worse than the average porn. congrats, you dumheads.

[BeastOfTraal]

bigger fish to contend with WTF

[kandikorn]

1:50 Is her dress made out of pleather?

and is that Shera?

Btw, I couldn't even make it through this preview. I have no idea how you watched this entire movie.

[LuzGMAriaHa02]

:O  omg

[elvickRULES]

We've got bigger fish to contend with?

[paiholl]

is this the music from 'pod people'?

[FaithlessMr]

Congratulations for putting all this together. I had a blast with the list, but this here definitely tops it :D

[H83tr3d]

Whoever told those losers that they will make it big in these movies was a shameless liar

[jabberwockysnark]

You have to remember that the entire run of 13 WITCHCRAFT films probably cost less than 5 minutes of TERMINATOR -SALVATION.

I think fome of the acting is actually rather good - there was probably little, or no, rehearsal time.

[mrchar]

The fight scenes were epic ... still better than anything by M. Night Shamalangadingdong.

[DEP717]

Stephanie Beaton is gorgeous and deserves to be in better movies and projects!

[jabberwockysnark]

I like many things about this - the white bra under the white outfit.

The door-stop being used as a stake and the high heel shoe are quite neat.

The best thing is the lack of common sense - injured person call an ambulance and secure the building.

For an interesting twist watch SLITHER where the police chief does nothing stupid during the course of the whole film but is still outmaneuvered by the creatures.

The vampire babes look great in black and ham it up/glam it up very well.

[peendee]

maybe the sex scenes make it watchable? but the question is... are they any good? if its anything like 8 ill have to commit suicide.

props to chuck dowling for sticking with the torture. whered you watch them all? online?

[TheBaronGuy]

So you saythere are lesbians and then i don't see any action.

Stop toying with my emotions!

[4442244pops]

I actually really enjoy this movie. It is fucking dreadful in every possible way, but I find it entertaining.

[H83tr3d]

And people gave Terminator Salvation the grief ...

[PolackNorman]

Wow, just wow...

Did they film this movie on a cellphone or what?

[SlashPrower34]

This hurt my brain.

[craigofadown]

We've got bigger fish to contend with!

[lostaffections]

are you sure that this is the actual movie??

OMG it is so not worth to watch it!!!

It looks like a bad horror porn movie..

It's awfull, horrible,...

[Icraz]

Emily Booth?

[no1emissary]

good man for watching em i was always interested in watching the franchaise now i dont gotta chuck i trust your judgement on these crappy's. i bought session 9 today i have my decent halloween treat a near perfect low budget psychological horror

[BBboy20]

You know, for a straight-up piece of shit that even amateur films do a better job at, it sure has some nice music.

[Lowtiercomputer]

unholy shit.

[pideloo]

this movie is a disgrace to the vhs machine

[lolitsmanuel]

i wonder if these chicks looked at these films recently... its soo bad!!

[FirmanFam79]

......

[JermLeather]

Thank goodness the blonde cop can summon magic from her vagina, otherwise our 'heroes' would have been doomed!

Seriously though, Chuck, you deserve some kind of award for being able to endure such god-aweful films. If this was the military you'd get the congressional medal of honor.

[BATCHARRO]

Those fights remind me of late 90s beat-em-up games for some reason. Especially the House of the Dead spinoff one, forgot the name.

Those scenes were wretched. THough the SFX is still better than "The legend of Chunli.

[Treblaine]

I've seen average first time attempts at film posted on youtube do a better job than Witchcraft X...

[UstraMage]

OMG that was HORRABLE in just about every way! Damn and I thought Dracula 3000 was bad...just...damn!

[Crazakun]

Please tell me that you shot this video in your basement with a group of friends and that this isn't a real movie......please.....oh please, God.

[RocMegamanX]

8:00

OK, Chuck, you were right, that is Z-grade.

I mean, they didn't even make the effort to make that head look real.

[odalthila]

3:10 yeah because you can totally hide something in these clothes...

[lordzhuge]

well.........at least some of the actors were actually british, instead of americans attempting a british accent.

[KralleCR]

pause at 3:50 for a priceless face.

also, theres no way they could have possibly thought, while they were shooting this, "damn, we are making such an AWESOME movie!" they just couldnt have been that out of touch with reality

[smldfw]

The best part was the end, where it stopped, and there wasn't any more after that.  They should have put that part closer to the beginning.

[fahoolahoogaz]

Stephanie Beaton, Eileen Daly and Emily Booth are ultra hot!!!!

[Enlightenmeantiskey]

Those fight scenes... pretty scary... Chuck, i think thats your name, PLEASE review some more horror films because these are ridiculous

[RtGchuck]

I'm considering actually watching this lol. its so bad!

[Chickengirl005]

wooooow that was just.. so horrible! not only the acting but the fighting scenes if you can even call them that were so awkward and clumsy..and just....so..so bad.

and the last scene!? hahaha wtf did that lead into a sex scene? xD that was so lame!

[SpiralArchitect]

The line 'they wont do anything while we have guns'

who wrote that line there not pay him or her a enough ! SAD

in the land of Shakespeare, they give us this shlock

quote,Joe Swanson

My ass is hurting my ASS

[porthpatho78]

I can literally feel my brain cells giving up the ghost and committing suicide as I watch this.

[asdfghjkertyuixcvbn]

wow, this movie is like something i made in the 6th grade... thats just sad, especially since they were serious with this i feel sorry for them

[cane63106]

she's attacking in full choke position and yet everyone keeps getting choked lmao

[edose123]

...this is one of the greatest movies I have ever seen in terms of "so bad its good", and I watch Sci-Fi every Saturday! I MUST HAVE IT!

[T3ZaNg]

this is hilarious.

[ManuelDR1969]

if a witchcraft 13 magically came out before the end of the week would you review it?

[watercooler]

Witchcraft 13 came out in 2008, so yes.

[meowmeowfishfish]

...Theres more?

Oh god, we're fucked.

[BeastOfTraal]

"We've got bigger fish to contend with" WTF

[TheCrimsonSpire]

Oh God!!!!!!!!!!!! I literally started whimpering with horror near the end of this vid, and I haven't even seen the movie yet. Why , why do they do this to us. I just couldn't compute the last few scenes. I keep asking myself if this is worse acting then "Manos The Hands of Fate", and you know what, I think it is

[Wesredfield]

AHHHHHHH! Im actully hoping my face will melt like in indiana jones

[MarowakDidIt]

Guess what movie also has lesbian vampires!

... it's JESUS CHRIST VAMPIRE HUNTER!

Dead fucking serious.

[flabslapper]

I saw that! The jeep gag was great!

[unstableshark]

Sorry to burst your bubble, terrible actress, but it's "bigger fish to fry" not "bigger fish to contend with."

[tehinfidel]

@unstableshark:

Why don't you make like a tree and get out of here!

[GaPchGal]

Yes, because the actors always write their own lines and never follow a script...

[MrProgrock]

"Mah Gawd waht ees gouin' on here?"

[buckmartinez]

Did I mention Det. Lutz's partner was a talking pie?

[GoblinXXX]

"MANOS" quality acting, but I did like the "Staking a vampire with a spiked heel" gag.

[MikuMech]

You know, I thought I couldn't hate these movies even more.

I was wrong.

[redbandfilms]

I really want to make fun of this movie but I dont think I can, its like making fun of a retarded person

[Mattteus]

It's like it's not really a movie but movie offal, the slough leftover when a good movie is made.

7:41 she has harnessed the power of Vagina!

7:50 Natalie Portman??

[ReesiePuffs64]

Props for making it through ten of these so far.

[mowingthefrontlawn]

5:15

Superb acting right there!

[nigeyboy101]

I applaud you for sitting through these....i really do

[20shirt]

The whole point of vampires is that they're super strong and impervious to pain. As monsters they don't work if you can just beat them up. I mean these might as well be your neighbours with big teeth. That bit at the end is also the clumsiest segueway into a love scene ever filmed.

[godshiva]

That evil guy doesn't even sound like he's trying to act

[mowingthefrontlawn]

Yeah. At least his monotone is consistent.

[MrPrestoTV]

Damn... for a second I thought that was Diamond Dallas Page!

[20shirt]

Oh God, yeah ! I knew that guy reminded me of someone LOL.

[fluffyman85]

It's like they used someone's student film as their sequel.

[tallaussiebloke]

Three to go!

[thedza13]

3:49 BEST FACE PALM EVER!

[xxPHOENIX80xx]

Awesome casting, acting and cinematography - I genuinely believed that we were witnessing genuine, real-life vampires. My only gripe was that there weren't enough scenes shot in narrow corridors. I can over look this one flaw, however, because the vaginal Ha-dou-kens were brilliantly executed. C+

[whitestripebuzz]

6:56 to 8:21 almost killed me from laughing so hard,

[wallienator27]

those fighting scenes where intense

[LivyAD17]

"Such enthusiasm for sacrifice. I've never seen that before." Kind of sums up the effort needed to watch these.

[smnk3]

4:08 that sound effect was shocking.

6:56 was impressive.

8:00 mans head.

[H83tr3d]

And they gave Terminator Salvation the grief ...

[obie666]

Holy crap, it looks like this was filmed by a 9 year old with a H1-8 cam!

[GaPchGal]

I have to wonder what the people were thinking when they made this. Did they suffer from delusions of adequacy and think this shit was good, or did they know they were making crap and just not care?

[filmdirector20]

oh, watercooler, thanks for waching these films so we dont have to !

[ProfeTa6]

I immediately thought of these series when I saw a promo for Jaws 4 marked for this weekend... I will endure it as a homage to Chuck.

[filmdirector20]

i bunch of 16 year olds can do better film making than that!

[shinigamilovesgames]

Chuck you are a brave man, torturing yourself watching these awful movies. and I totally agree with you on the redhead, she's easy on the eyes

[ConcreteMonkey55]

i love how everyone just watches them fight in the hallway at 5:25

[mrR0ck4]

ZZZZZzzzzz.... that sums up the whole witchcraft series.

[JukaDominator]

....at least everybody has the awesome british accent =D

[elvato27]

Nice kill with that high heel. LOL

[domngel]

Watercooler, may i ask a question ?

Why did they seem to make the sound / visuals and acting worse than ever?

The other in the series weren't great, but at least they had a 'FILM' like quality about them .. this one is totally amature. Was it a new director? Budget cuts? do you know?

thanks

d

[watercooler]

I believe they spent their entire budget on moving the production to England.

[TheREALforeverone]

OH the humanity!!!!!!

[MellowMadnessRMX]

lol @ 7:13

[elilichtenberg]

raven is played by eileen daly who does the lead- ins for Redemption films distribution.

yes i like crapfest movies too.

[TelevisionTellsUs]

Look the vampire chick move at about 6:50. Greatest martial arts moment in soft porn history.

[LiquidZ2k]

It's like they tried to make it bad

[soad19152003]

Please I beg you.. Don't do this to yourself!! This was the worst video ever!! (because of the clips,, not you).... I couldn't imagine myself watching these! And the ending.. OMG, I had a feeling that was gonna happen.. but I didn't think they would..

I think I'm hearing voices now....

[weirdo1515halo]

that was horrible, especially the fighting styles, ugh

[bigfatcosmo]

What is this?! This looks like what I made in year 12 media studies

[GirlFromMars2110]

Wow they really go for the soft core pron in these movies huh?

[bossenhei]

these fights are worse than star trek

[Joorum]

This movie looks more like the work of some amateur improv class.

[bendastreetballa]

this movie looks absolutely shit

[GROB410]

well damn your all most their lol.