Half Retarded 2: Episode 1

[darksack100]

can you make more of those fighting scenes with the weird heads

[blop202]

THAT SPY IS A BITCH!

[MrAngzilla]

Keep your eyes on the road

WHERES MY FUCKING GLASSES?

[crazyhick58]

Heavy is kart. Lol. Bully soundtrack ftw! I forgot how good that game was.

[OneAndOnlyTankinator]

So he says clean up register 6 even though he was at register 1. What kind of black magic is this?

[sheeshyalls]

What was game used at 3:58?

[JAGMASK08]

@sheeshyalls Chronicles of riddick: Assault on dark athena

[darksack100]

the store thing is from dead rising

[Marin33561]

to my pc

[Marin33561]

7:19 that happens always aka it freezes

[RobertoRegele]

3:44 Calm down , Calm down . Don't get a big DICK

[MrSmashingcool]

LOL WUT? 8:55 its number one xD

[Zach9898]

its the same as everyone else's garrys mod videos ??? its pretty much copied with some simple changes :/ come up with your own ideas

[s0m31s0n1c]

@Zach9898 Technically this came first... People take ideas from the veterans (Kitty, Dasbo, and Dyj1987 or whatever his name is lol)

[UkiWarBoy]

This isn't funny, if you want random funny comedy you need to use some different gimmicks, not just blow up randomly

[res0ynb2]

I don't give a shit holy duck fuck fuck you fuck bitch what the fuck!

[killakid879]

I hate steam that's why I got Garry's mod free without steam

[camoramo4]

@killakid879 how?

[Ronnie7X]

@killakid879 How ? I want too

[maxboyssx]

and lucky star

[maxboyssx]

lol 03:10 yotsuba

[StaxlyClanHD]

so random.. so random..

[awesomedude2010ful]

6:28 YAY CHOPPED WATERMELON!!! i guess louis is good for something :D

[TheDeadSmiles]

Thats waht you get for playing gears of war.

[TintUndertaker]

what was the game at 3:41 ?

[kaspar328]

HAAAAAX!

[ColonelCornMuffin]

8:17 BEST PART!!!

[goldensteel45]

THIS IS MY STORE!!!!!!

[TintUndertaker]

@goldensteel45 that scream was from the store psycho from deadrising 1 thumbs up if you noticed

[12yellowcab]

attack of the PILLS!!!!!!!!!!

[epicnathan105]

whats the pankakes vid???

[TheRoboticFerret]

@epicnathan105 Pretty sure it's from Cabin Fever but I don't know for sure

[TROverlord]

Lol bluescreen 7:23 :D

[Iceroozer]

hey kitty0706 whats your steamaccount

[ColonelCornMuffin]

What map is that store?

[2013doom]

shit !

[blackburn7100]

6:51  shut up fisher

[DrRinpotpie]

Well, what the hell.. Here I go....

NUTSCILES.

[Duddyboy92]

Wow, no top comment. What the hell is this?

[knightmare8642]

Calm down. Don't get a big DICK!

[poopingtoilet]

louis is the pill god

[MegaAwesomeduck]

why dont u make like a banana and shit

[MegaAwesomeduck]

i dont allow vandalism in mai stooooore :(,)

[MegaAwesomeduck]

aww fuck me lol xD

[YAOIHUNTER3000]

Did he throw jarate at that guy? O.o

[GordonFreemansVidsCZ]

0:56 HUNTER-PILLS

[Luka98ful]

Heavy cart for the win!

[FBKOWN]

paranormal activity 2 xD

[dsaleem23]

calm down calm down, dont get a big DICK!

[Ezio6781]

I don't allow vandalism in my stoooooooooooooooooooore. Clean up register 6

[CommandoRazor]

THIS IS MY STOOOOOOOOOOOOORE

[Azza752]

Whats the game at 3:43? Please tell me looks fun

[CommandoRazor]

@Azza752 looks like Zeno Clash

[resistorist]

the chronicles of riddick: escape from butcher bay

[JpBrooks412]

MOAR MOAR MOAR MOAR MOAR MOAR MOAR MOAR MOAR MOAR MOAR MOAR MOAR MOAR MOAR MOAR MOAR MOAR MOAR MOAR MOAR MOAR MOAR MOAR MOAR MOAR MOAR MOAR MOAR MOAR MOAR MOAR MOAR MOAR MOAR MOAR MOAR MOAR MOAR MOAR MOAR MOAR MOAR MOAR MOAR MOAR MOAR MOAR

[SWI0001]

I want to own a shop in the ghetto...so I can yell at crips I DON'T ALLOW VANDALISM IN MY STOOOOOOOOOORE

[thegameboy001]

I'm still waiting for a second one here

[SkyrimEs5]

lol 4:30 i am so doing this for my driver test

[Ghost234453]

OMFG why there is A Lucky Star?

[Rand0mburgeR]

thumbs up my comment if uou like 89awuejr8jamty

[Azza752]

Whats the game at 3:24 Anyone know?

[Intenceapplesause]

@Azza752 I think its an online map on gmod... its really fun

[delportaustin]

@Azza752 Its called MARIO_KART it's for Team fortress 2. and its a very fun map to play on C:

[SWI0001]

I DON'T ALLOW VANDALISM IN MY STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE

[Kylemccormick1]

@SWI0001 Lol. His face after he used the AK47 is hilarious.

[Kylemccormick1]

@SWI0001 CLEAN UP! REGISTER SIX!

[SWI0001]

@Kylemccormick1 I DON'T TAKE KINDLY TO VANDALISM!!!!

[Kylemccormick1]

@SWI0001 I WON'T ALLOW IT!

[SWI0001]

@Kylemccormick1 Calm down, don't get a big DICK...Dr. Freeeeeeemaaaaaaan

[immarapeyourmom]

1:48 Cabin Fever xD PANCAKES

[edslakepowellchronic]

@ 7:18 that looks ans SOUNDS like biollante

[MrRoblocks]

3:05 LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[drumman104]

4:11 sounds like rage quit

[lIIDeathFromAboveIIl]

3:36 NIKO BELLIC!

[SethGueko2008]

- "Killing unarmed women seems pretty close to terrorism."

- "Shut up, Fisher."

Mission Failed HAHAHAHAHAAH

[Ezio6781]

And that's why vandalism is a bad thing

[Justin0798]

Driving instructor: You are going to hit those peaple

Driver:Apparently,nobody gives a shit, so FUCK EM XD

[Justin0798]

wats the song at 1:17?

[swctjoarerik]

BULLY music 0:47

[coolmankid1234]

I DON'T ALLOW VANDALISM IN MY STOREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE (GUNSHOTS)

[IGTEW2]

7:58 ROFLMAO!!!

[WarHero373]

Anybody have a link to that grocery store map?

[callum4HD]

Did anyone see the Mellon get sliced up when Louis, got attacked by the pills?

[FUMBILLMOR]

part*

[FUMBILLMOR]

the driving almost made me die it was so funny! lol

[ntt4rz]

whats the game at 3:44?

[CommandoRazor]

YOU'VE VIOLATED THE LAW.... :lol:

[smileyfacism]

KEYZZZZZZZZZZZZ. 

[TheBloodEagle27]

04:54 wasn't there supposed to have a "loading..."

[TheBloodEagle27]

umm... 3, 2, go?

[LegendAdi99]

how to make "related" voice like GLaDOS that say "ah fuck me" at the start of the video ???

[80gundude]

Whats the game at 3:43 to 4:00

[painkiller7891]

@80gundude the game is riddick escape from butcher bay

[ninjagreen99]

Francis: i hate steam

Me: TOO BAD FOR U

[2tigercarl]

robber: i got some poop just for you

store owner: THIS IS MY POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPP (shoting)

me: FUCK BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

[CSpannerz]

^^ You added Jack from Far cry! And lol Oblivion reference!

[lackinglane123]

ho gajojojo ago xD that was funny

[Baxten123]

OUCHY, that hurts almost as much as when i got it stuck in the zipper!

[paXXXify]

7:15 EP1C!

[stonekele0]

00:32 elder scrolls iv oblivion quote

[xOAsSaSSin]

Instructor: I will pay attention. Driver: You're a faggot.

[lackinglane123]

xD

[peanutbuttajelly96]

Im 12 and what is this

[waffleman3334]

kitty0706 presents paranormal activity 2! "3 seconds pass" "cup falls..."

[LegendAdi99]

the car driving test..........

is that the place for elliot goes to school pip rellies ???????

[RoxasNaoCi]

@LegendAdi99 Yeah, it's a Gmod roleplay map

[40crush]

scouts mom is a spy

[hl22112]

DAI!



[BuffaloTPU]

HIS SHOE! D:

[Yuri21974]

Ha ha ha ! I enjoy the parody with the "tourette's guy" in the driving test ! XD

[Jesseyork55]

203 ppl are fagolas



[FlowGamer16]

Spy is b a d a s s

[monkeykid797]

They should totally do a game like that.

[monkeykid797]

Louis: The almighty god of pillz!

[ThePancakeAbuser]

You honestly shouldn't have to ask Das Bo Schitt for permission to use Dr. Hax. Fistly, it was never, ever copyrighted or announced as his property. Plus, it's just Doctor Breen with his head inflated. Sometimes I wonder if the internet is entirely made of fucking twelve year olds.

[CaesarIv4]

@ThePancakeAbuser I agree, but it is DasBoSchitt's creation after all...

[MrFaiz995]

@ThePancakeAbuser so everyone can use Dr. HAX in their videos?

[MRKILL357]

@MrFaiz995 in the "moments with heavy" video, where heavy goes bowling, he used DR.HAX. but he said he got permision from dasboschitt

[DarkGamerProject]

203 ppl say that jazz ISNT like jello pudding :O

[DarkGamerProject]

to dislikers:STOP.YOU HAVE VIOLATED THE LAW!

[JacksonFelblade]

someone should recreat 3:40 more, it was so funny.

[MichaelRACER100]

Francis: I hate steam.

Me: I agree.

[40crush]

@MichaelRACER100 i sorta hate steam also because skyrim lags all the time on steam

[xlivelydemonx]

7:52 Minecraft in a nutshell

[mirotzu99]

@xlivelydemonx is there even anything minecrafty? like cobble houses? i mean.. i dnot see lol

[AustinBoydte]

@xlivelydemonx lol true

[Kylemccormick1]

@xlivelydemonx What? Falling out of a cave in a minecart, and having a weird voice say 'die'?

[Keltfire88]

I would like to know what that game is too, at 3:40, anyone wanna tell me as well?

[xv37ryan]

@Keltfire88 its chronicals of riddick

[entidade1000]

what is the game at 03:40?

[RascytheMatt]

I was about to die in the driving test

[JacksonFelblade]

00:50 Who buys that many pills? Other Than Louis!?

[aarodjsmash]

It was so fucking funny that I spat up coke a cola all over my iPhone twice lol

[TSFS2007]

PILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL­LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLS!!!

[AwesomeFolds]

I saw Brandon in burger king and the movie theater from elliot goes to school

[GhostLink92]

I used to violate the law, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

[drumman104]

Sounds like rage quit dude

[GravityHotelTv]

Mr. Higglesworth is a race-car driver and a teacher? And did you see his car. Effing Epic. Who wouldn't want to drive that car.

[JacksonFelblade]

@GravityHotelTv yeah it used Dr.Breen as a friggin laser cannon!

Best Car Evaaaa!!!

[NilwickBackup]

just skip to 4:00 and watch it over and over, the more you see it the funnier it gets

[misterplease1]

killing unarmed woman seems mighty close to terrorism

[misterplease1]

nobody really gives a shit so.......fuck em!!!

[misterplease1]

my nutcicle

[misterplease1]

go catch your dick or you can make like banana and SHIT!!!!!!

[legodude3301]

7001 th like

[99batran]

but its register 1

[99batran]

what the audio come from at 8:22 and at 8:36

[99batran]

what the audio come from at 8:22

[bonghit0n3]

awesome crazy shit loled my ass off!

[KingOli1999]

water melon choped up at 6:28

[NightmareMirrorKirby]

Wtf dead rising crazy guy?

[MRSTRIPES47]

lol ''my shoe!!!'' thumbs up if every body looked at you and said wtf ur problem... :C

[supasonichuntas]

8:40 where is that from?

[SgtParodyMaker]

Did anyone else notice at 08:56 when he says "Clean up! Register six!"

And the register that he is at is register #1?

[Fallenking43]

What game is that at 3:39 till 4:02 ?

[Fallenking43]

Register 1 Cashier: CLEAN UP... REGISTER 6!

[SuperFinnian]

YuR a FAGGET!

[1Adr1an6]

STOP.

YOU HAVE VIOLATED THE LAW.

PAY THE COURT A FINE OR SERVE YOUR SENTENCE.

YOU'RE STOLEN GOODS ARE NOW FORFEIT.



[AaronDude77]

What's the game at 3:40 ? :/

[kelpie555]

you have so many themes in these videos i recognise like the bully jock theme at beggining

[TheUndeadCrusader]

I know you probably get asked this kind of stuff allot, but at around 4:08 what was that "shut up" sound effect? where did you get it from? Sorry to be a bother.

[RagingBull255]

F O L D I N G  C H A I R/win

[TheBlueRaccon]

OBLIVION LINE MY NEW FAVOURITE YOUTUBER KITTY0706

[MrTurtlez123]

omg, oblivion line!!!! i giv you mah kukie

[NamberNumber]

mai shuu - 0:35

[amsa2468]

stupid scout. he should have just spychecked XD

[xthemuzic217]

7:00

FISSION MAILED

[DarkDarkSilence]

I can't get people to walk around like that in Gmod. DX

[Pwnshadow]

OMG kitty you got the balls to play dead space

I get scared on the tutorial :{

[chris67455]

@Pwnshadow dead space is not scary:)

[DeadSpaceAddict]

@chris67455 You said it brother ^-^

[chris67455]

@DeadSpaceAddict well i jumped some times in the game but its a really good game

[stevemcoo1]

Where did you get the shop part:L?

[RealZSurvivalist]

Why don't you make like a banana AND SHIT!

[SuperTrueblood101]

My nutsical! XD lol

[TheHamburgerNinja]

boobs

[DWSimmy]

I hope the driving in ARMA 3 is like 4:06

[socks2011]

wait he said clean up REGISTER six when he was at REGISTER 1

[mbta1000]

Calm down,calm down, dont get a big DICK!

[JacksonFelblade]

@mbta1000 I honestly rofled at that, even more so when i went back and saw that riddick was moving his lips Perfectly in tune with that line xD