Epic Girlfriend Fail!! Fail Friday #2

[zeugirdorrehtaeh]

Those are both pretty epic fails. But I have to choose the EMT's only because the burglar suing thing has been done. Also, just because its been accepted and its stupid, doesn't mean he will win... while the EMT's f*cked up and potentially could have been the reason people died. Idiots.

[avastipp]

lol 0:39

[McRaydaD00kmonster]

355 people didnt get honey mustard

[katie2kutie]

pause 2:13

[RunescaperSeaman472]

i should vote on this!!!!! oh wait this video is 9 months old....

[Blazerdaze]

PAUSE AT 0:18

[Blazerdaze]

PAUSE AT 0:10

[sambnimblesambquick7]

They didn't give us honey mustard. LOVE fail fridays

[jonmarquez128]

Rebecca Black Big Fail Friday! :P LOL!

[nylamowery]

@Vocachild - I thought the same thing! Total Cute Win Fail rip off!

[Vocachild]

HEY that sounded like Toby!!

[singinlover1]

i think the ambulance

[MrMagicalHotdog]

2:11 pause!

[143ponies]

ambulance



[TheSosaman7]

they didnt give us honey mustard XD

[TehBonks]

IM A FIRIN' MA LAZARRR!!!!

[Treeoflifeforlife]

ambulance

[sithcooper]

ambulance

[98FudgePop]

Ambulance;)

[gamezonic]

the blur in the background hurts my eyes

[cinephileFidel]

Respond to this video... Yeeeeeah, 'not_even' deserved a beatdown

[lilrocker4ever]

What the hell do you do on the weekends

[123FishCrazy]

Both of these happen all the time...thats how fucked up it is.

[Pwnstar1988]

Well i'll have to agree your title is a very big fail but.. The ambulance is for sure the biggest fail here lol

[NinjaStarfish94]

My mum was in a similar situation as the ambulance, she works at a hospital and askd this fellow nurse to assists her patient, who was bleeding to death from the big artery in his leg, and instead of helping to save the guy's life, made herself a cup of coffe and askd my mum if she wanted 1 too =P Not saying its worse than the ambulance, but i would say it's pretty good

[LOGOGamers]

ambulence duu



[The12YearOldEinstein]

Ambulance

[cjsworld9000]

definately the ambulance because i hav never heard of it before the second one is kinda common

[jman3773]

The fast food place for forgetting the honey mustard.

[kiwigloworm100]

just to say being sued for protecting your home will never happen in texas.. because there is a law that says if you own the land and someone goes on it you have the right to shoot them!!!

[poodlepuppyrox1234]

stupid ambulance drivers!

[ciao10425]

Deffintly the ambulance1

.............. They didnt give us honey mustard

[Inyofacesaysme]

"-ohh they're shooting everybody!!!"

They didn't give us honey mustard.

[TheRoxxie87]

The emts are the biggest fail. Our government and the legal system has been known to screw us over time and time again. Might be why I like the movie The Life of David Gale so much. Emts going to go get some greaseburgers rather than trying to save someone is a little disgusting. That's their job! I hope they recieved some sort of suspension or discharge for their actions.

[pyrolite2]

the first is the biggest fail because there is no excuse for that shit. law actually supports the second one, you can't attack someone who is running away from you, even if they were trying to rob you. at that point nothing is in danger, not you or your stuff. even cops aren't able to shoot criminals unless they are in immediate danger.

[pimpeagles]

@pyrolite2 well the story doesnt say whether or not he was in possession of the mans property...then would it have been acceptable to attack him??

[MitchellShowDinos]

You said happy birthday. It was indeed my 14th birthday on November 5th, 2010.

You my friend, rock.

[zyx1237]

burglarizing fail



[john79edi]

F u

[kkbbjj]

Who forgets the honey mustard

[FrenzyandLazerbeak]

They dont have honey mustard!!

What about taco sauce or tarter sauce?

Your all out....heck lets go to the bar?

Ambulance fails

[bastardino07]

2nd!

[JDMaddiction9]

LOL number one fails lots more. But about number 2, ummm across the street from me a guy stabbed his brother in law in his home, killed him annnnnnd had no charges pressed against him.. Only had his entire family disown him. :)

[PreFlopFold]

They didn't give us honey mustard!!

[youngoldbones]

Hmmm usually eyes glisten, not eyelids.

[thebowlzack]

@youngoldbones ballsack?

[youngoldbones]

@thebowlzack Is that glistening too?

[ableach22]

does this guy actually have videos of the story's or he just tells them?

[sKooLeD1987]

the emt fail harder. yes i said harder.

[MsBubblzzz]

Quadruple post fail :3

[SuperKinIsCalling]

AMBULANCE, duh.

[ILYLexi13]

I just love dumb-ass people.

[TheSteffster]

ambulance

[ray102blue]

The second fail IS the movie Felon with val kilmer and some other dude

[xXSteel4RealXx]

Lmao ambulance. I didnt even listen to other one. 

[ArielSl20]

The ambulance was deff the worse but both are aweful

[juggalomike19]

remind me if i ever have a medical emergency to not call 911 and just deal with it my self...

[suzigoodbun]

emt is MOST fail

[alaskanpride907]

The home break in was amazingly stupid. but the ambulance was the worst.

[LexiK124]

BURGLED!! ahaha i <3 phil =)

[GunfireGangster]

he started saying happy birthday 1 day after it was my birthday lol that's gay xD

[Garbageman9865]

mind fail

[hinkelpg]

The second fail is the ultimate fail. Thats a fail as a collective society and system instead of just a fail as a couple of idiots.

[manguzo1]

bugerlerizing phail

[momokabobo18]

just wondering is ur off button broken cuz well mine is

[ThorTheFantismo]

So im a bit late...but is that a bong on the table in the background?

[Ndog7373]

type in gift then youtube and press enter!

[pyrolite2]

thank god colorado has the make my day law.

[cool2thetouch]

wait where is the girlfriend fail?

[funnyboneTEEHEE]

Ambulance FAILURE

[heylilly1]

ambulence fail alla the way

[TransAmFSAS]

Hmm, tough choice, they both happen fairly often. The 2nd one happens more often though.

[lootbucket]

you talk a lot.

[420squeeg]

What's with State Farm spamming social media? This makes me LESS likely to use their services. And, their commercials suck.

[hamersmith6]

the guy should have had a gun and shot the criminals

[drummerson49]

347 people supported the retarded burglar!

[OldSlimey]

EMT difinitley

[kimiluvzyou]

Ambulance EMT = FAIL.

[kingwow3]

I'm an EMT and the reason for a possible delay to respond to such a scene was for safety reasons. We prefer to show up a little later while the area is secure because we don't want to get shot ourselves. But what they did was quite retarded

AMBULANCE = FAIL

[Morphesque]

Can anyone link me to the news article on the fast-food EMTs?

[santanoco]

@Morphesque put the wire in your ass and link it

[lellanbellan]

what is the song in the end of the video??

[santanoco]

@lellanbellan i am your horse

[nick200117]

ambulance

[expertcreatormo]

Ambulance

[Korruptkonceptsinc]

@expertcreatormo Amberlamps

[santanoco]

this guys mother should have made a bj instead of making this retarded

[kimiluvzyou]

@santanoco ; given* not "made" ; retard* not retarded

[santanoco]

@kimiluvzyou suck me

mais valia teres sido um broche

[1mousiegirl]

the drive through

[demonlover22]

Burglary...

[bap4300]

OMGG my birfday was on NOV 5th! Yeyyyy!

[aimeegal528]

The title is the biggest fail.

[TheHahahalola]

@aimeegal528 HAHAHA...............IDIOT!

[zakyam]

I somehow missed the girlfriend mention. CHANGE THE TITLE, MAN!

But in any case, the bigger fail is the robbery. Justice system failure!

[TheSashemai]

You should really include links to these videos or people will just continue to claim that you're making up all these stories. That would be creative, but.....show us the video :)

[Philtastic]

EMT and title fail

[makinuangry]

you are so lame how you don't include the video

[sapphirerocky]

EMT fail is a pretty big fail. But you know what else is a fail? The title of this video!

[onesockgrace]

the emt. or THE MISLEADING TITLE...

[snones7]

title fail

[Vykrel]

i would say justice system fail, but that shit happens all the time... so the ambulance fail was worse

[iateanickle]

where's the girlfriend fail....

[ReconC69]

the winki face is awesome

[ReconC69]

haha look at the face at 0:18 seconds

[ReconC69]

haha i love how the site sais defran.co

[ReconC69]

haha love how the site sais defran.com

[DaRkNaRutO2653]

ambulence..lmao

[bkdk82]

ambulance..honey mustard made me lol

[Code5601]

ambulance



[ToxicShelly]

hmm..id say ambulance fail O:

[emmas725]

definitely the Ambulance douches. 

[TruthRealm]

335 people fail

[EliteDoomer]

LoL jetski win.

[wiitennisman1]

emt fast food FAIL

[33fgfhjjggy6y]

@IBeatUpThugs i dont get it

[RissasOcean]

That dramatization... EPIC.

[xbox360jr11]

IMAH FIRIN MAH LAZ0R!

[MiTHMoN]

Easily the Ambulance fails more. That's a job fail, a memory fail, and a decency fail all in one.

And the homeowner just stubbled upon a 'rediculous win', because that is rediculous.

[calerenteuber]

Tooooo many ads! I mean mention it once or twice, but it's taking up too much of your video

[ICanHearMyHandsRoar]

1:07 HAHAHAHAHA!

[snippax]

The guy being charged by his would-be robber. Asshat shouldn't be able to press charges against the homeowner. If he just, I don't know, didn't try to burglarize the house, he wouldn't have gotten the beat down that night, now would he?

[mahtexas]

that dramatization 

[xl3LACKOUTx]

:O I THINK that it is legal for the burgler to press charges ONLY SINCE he was in the process of fleeing the crime.... ALTHOUGH THAT IS TOTAL BS!!!!! Meh, it's been a whole semester since I've taken Civics, lol.

Fail: CAN'T DECIDE

[darkspidey34]

No honey mustard? Totally justified.

[aKaDjRenzo]

EMT

[RaianTheFallen]

The second. Fuck the law enforcement, they do shit like this all the time. They're fucking stupid. 

[LinaLatte]

emt fo sho

[blabbitymouf]

definitely the emt sitch is the biggest fail!!!!!!!!!!! lives were at stake. COME ON! they went to the drive through, instead of helping people. wow. they so need to go into another field. epic fail.

[Mcstroke57]

sxephil u know what is a bigger fail ? YOUUUUUUR VIDEOOOOS

[smeddmes]

LMFAO!!<<CHECK ME OUT 

[kamakize090993]

the biggest fail is the judicial system :P

[snickerdoodle976]

EMT FAIL MOST DEFF. XDXD

[NerfHerder19]

EMT!



[olavg1984]

HAHAHA! America suck! That would not happen in Norway xD

[saftelskeren]

@olavg1984 faktisk gjør det det, eg studerer jus og var satt inn på eit rettsak forrige på en lignende sak:) eg får vite dommen på mandag:)

[ChistaEnjoi]

@olavg1984 wow ur from norway thats awesome....... fail

[alexninjaskillz]

AMBULANCE PPL BY FAR. HOW THE HELL COULD THEY DO THAT

[mattlebo1]

emts are the fail by far

[randomnesshumans]

IMA FIRE IN MY LAZAR

[djcasarosa]

Frodoamigo -.-

[Serpentking789]

EMT idiots are obviously the bigger fail

[grungeface87]

Burglar story sounds like the Tony Martin case from the UK a few years back. He did about 5 years in prison for defending his home, although one of the robbers did die... the other one sued him for causing undue stress. Fucking scum of the Earth.

[6eastvan0skater4]

EMT proves to us with ANOTHER example of why McDonalds is EVIL!1!1!1!1

[NikolaGREG]

the second story can only happen in usa

[slappymacfrodaddy]

The EMT were douchebags, but the legal system is the douchebaggiest for even considering that case. In fact that guy should be fines for frivilously wasting the courts time with said lawsuit, then beaten!

[xXXREapERCHiLD216XXx]

EMT fail.

[memorex1647]

EMT definitely

[VennWearsPrada]

Hey, man. I'd have a bacon cheeseburger over the lives of multiple people any day.

[xXXREapERCHiLD216XXx]

You are so funny. Your dimples are very very cute.

[ComedyGurl5]

EMT!

[clonach1]

ch'hal yahdar ya bourab...

[beautifullyjaded1]

the EMTs by far... we all know Americans sue for anything.. that's become the American dream

[TheBaghdaddy27]

they didnt give us honey mustard haha

[spector080080]

i have lost all hope in our legal system...

[accomplice7]

@spector080080 Took you long bro.. it´s like that everywhere though, even over here.

[zahrabara123]

The stupid fucking emt's!!!!

[xzye7277466]

the second one, of course you shouldn't defend yourself from burglers that often kill those house owners! duh you shouldn't mildly hurt them!

[N3wbyB3wby]

lesson learned, when getting robbed do not defend yourself, curl up into a ball and suck your thumb.

[Kenniepooh13]

E-M-T!!!!!!!!!!!

[kenzie82794]

EMT!

[LeahGreenstien]

EMT!

[ItsDianaSkye]

EMT fail!